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guyANDROID1:
After being on nairaland for some time now, I always come across some funny and cute names/handles from the homepage comments which I can't help but to laugh hard or smile whenever I come across this set of handles.

Note: I am not stalking on any one of them neither am I trolling on them. Just a nairalander opinions. And I also think they are one of the most popular handler on nairaland.

Please if your name ain't here, I am sorry as I can't mention every name but the one's I do come across often.

Here, 100 List of funny, cute handles on nairaland.

Funny handled .( can't really fathom their meaning so I tag them in funny names coz anytime I try to pronounced em while reading comments makes me lol hard.)

1. OREMUSSANCTUS
2. sinaj
3. Enegod
4. Orijin101
5. Searching4love what?
6. Irunobo hahaha
7. MrCork lmao
8. Acidosis lol
9. lirusehn
10. LieDetector lol
11. RedBenson lol asin cigar
12. lalasticlala
13. Truckpusher hahaha
14. dollydolly lol
15. emusmith - asin palm wine Smith
16. Unibenstudent - lol
17. Ghostlady - lolz
18. Amefrica - for where?
19. englishmart - don't grab this
20. MadCow1
21. Baddestguyp
22. Kachisbarbie - meaning?
23. Zubby77 - zuby duby du lol
24. pickabeau1
25. prettythicksme
26. AjanleKoko - lol
27. Chaircover
28. CyberWolf lol, u be NASA?
29. diehard - or get rich
30. barcanista - meaning?
31. boolet - haha
32. sapien
33. 3coins
34. Obinoscopy
35. Dygeasy
36. MizMyColi
37. runzlord
38. diluminati
39. mukina2
40. Jarus
41. acidtalk
42. cramjones
43. Jacksparrow
44. justi4jesu so funny
45. musKeeto hahaha
46. Houseofglam7
47. onila
48. Demdem
49. VirginFinder
50. 5minsmadness

ok

Herzumpther:
He only eats breakfast and dinner. I just came in now so I don't know what others ate while I was out but we all had noodles in the morning as out breakfast except dad who is use to eating swallow to work.

mzmariah, guess who's calling

kestolove95:
my guy. Whch level...why u won join. D e-fight I dey respct guyzz o

sorry if you were miffed by my comment. But bringing a PARTICULAR tribe into your "e-fight" just to sweeten your e-fight is totally inappropriate. Your e-fight shouldn't go beyond fairygeh.


Peace.

sulmeza:
Lie detector...lol

yes

OREMUSSANCTUS:
From lie muhammed , NL nids lie detector machine to screen dat guy'z stories

I'm right here Sir

Krasid:
My lie detector is off the chart.

you called me sir

kestolove95:
u. Dnt need to tell me...igbo gurls. always laff uncontrollable...dats why we call ur type lousy cheap biitch

there are three things your father wasted viz:
1. Time
2. Spermm
3. Energy

go get a life boy and stop inciting tribalism here.

Good development for Ekiti indigens.. But that doesn't stop the general from winning the election and piloting the affairs of this nation POSITIVELY.

Sai Buhari

Sai buhari

krall:
ATTENTION!!!!
A young male man by the name "buchukwu" has been declared missing after failing to return home for the past 4 days.
If you see him, report to the nearest station. He is WANTED.

THANKS.

I give UP

chrislong:
U no sabi joke tho ...lol sorry...was makinga jjoke at ur moniker

hahaha. See this guy. You no knw say na joke I dey joke?


We cool bruh

tchino26:
maybe u should try sucking her pu**y

thanks for that advice but unfortunately I'm not like other perverts who'd do anything to please their girl.

chrislong:
Either u are ugly or u need to detect your own lie

dude, if the both of us are juxtaposed with respect to facial look, I'd wager on you not getting close to me.

190:
wow first to comment

Nairaland Veteran. It's been a while Sir

OP, I do all those but my girlfriend has never appreciated me.

Sometimes I can't help but wonder if some bloggers actually understand what blogging means. This pic went viral on the internet two years ago and this hungry blogger is just posting his now.

Herzumpther:
Thanks. I will just keep following.

Mzmariah.

lanicky:
Hello Mr Lie


Ao're u?

I'm doing pretty good Mrs Lan. WBU?

ujuesther:
Buhari will raise the falling oil price abi? Dambnza!

nwanyi a. Kedu ife na-eme gi?

Is it wrong to support an opposition party?

Kpachalakwa anya gi.

Linus.. Is that youuuu?

Eberex:
Then you must either be a broke ass or looking for a job

unfortunately I'm none. It's obvious you got yourself a new phone and you felt like creating a topic on nairaland but you couldn't think out of the box and compose something unique so you resorted to digging up a 2013 joke. Tantamount to a jobless fool. Innit?

The destiny of a great nation rests upon the shoulders of a man. His name, Buhari

Sai Buhari/Osinbajo.

sucobaba:
Yes

thanks

LieDetector:
Please house, can I make a payout of N1500 on merrybet? It's urgent

abeg mek una answer me na. Haba

My username speaks volumes for itself. I detect their lies easily sha.

Stale joke. Didn't laugh.


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Good Nigerians making the country proud since time immemorial. Well done girlie

Please house, can I make a payout of N1500 on merrybet? It's urgent

Hi e1

Sarimah:

nawa 4 you o

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