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Romance / Re: Nairaland Girls Should Really Stop Sending Private Messages To Me by lifenija: 8:36am On Nov 27, 2022
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Romance / Re: I Used To Be Homophobic Until I Watched Dallas Buyers Club by lifenija: 7:57am On Nov 27, 2022
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Romance / Re: My Experience At The Gym Today by lifenija: 2:52pm On Nov 26, 2022
Ekele22:
As I type this , I reminisced what just happened at a gymn center I took my daughter to.

What effrontery, what audacity, what guts does the attendee has to push me away....

This the gist ......

It happens that I had the privilege to drive my daughter to a gymn center along stadium road here in port harcourt for her classes on Saturdays
( pls don’t ask me what is she doing at the gym place)

Today I dress very casual because I was watching a World Cup match ( don’t ask me who is playing either), just on my shorts and almost faded polo to go pick her because it was my cousin that dropped her in the morning .

This time my cousin who stay with me for the moment was looking so fresh up and nice dressed and I was looking like his driver. That’s not a big deal so we entered the building, everybody was greeting my younger cousin, welcome sir, welcome sir, even the security at the entrance. That’s not a big deal.

To my greatest surprise when we got into the mean arena my daughter is, she hasn’t notice me so I beckoned on one of the pretty young attendees to go fetch her for me , but she refuse, she downplayed my request.
because i wasn’t dressed well was totally ignored.
I almost wept,
My cousin noticed it and ask if he could help get my daughter, I oblige.

It was when the pretty lady saw my cousin that she opened up and ask him to wait, she will get her for us.

To cut the scenario short, my daughter ran towards me like daughter and father cruise that the foolish lady knew I wasn’t joking .
I just took my kid away and went home.

What did I learn from such scenario
1. To be properly dressed at all time
2. I learn also not to under rate people, the guy you think is a nobody can be the person you need for help
Stay blessed my people.


soo u went to gym to get ur daughter.
Thats d story.

U need weed in ur life

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Caught Me With My Side Chick In A Bar by lifenija: 10:16am On Nov 26, 2022
Messi1:
Mynd44 pls take down this comment, it will ruin my reputation. A lot of people here don't know that i go thru alot so nairaland became my friend but anytime i post whatever happens to me, they falsely accuse me of multiple handles and peddling lies. I don't stand a chance to earn money by lying on nl. I'm not like that but nairalanders wouldn't understand.

I plead with you my respected owner of the remown website Seun and our respected moderators Mynd44 nlfpmod dominique mukina2 to remove all derogatory comment against me and push my post to front page. Thank you.
abeg shut up, u even get time to write long reply, b like yahoo boy wen dey try defend him fake buinesss.

Rubbish
Romance / Re: Visited My Ex And A Chemistry Happened by lifenija: 7:12am On Nov 26, 2022
gallantjake4:
I had sensed that there was chemistry between us earlier. But, the longer we were at the bistro, the more charmed I was by this gorgeous woman. And the more she charmed me, the more I appreciated just how sexy she was.

Our lips are still together; neither of us has moved or made a move. Encouraged by the bottle of wine we’d shared earlier in the evening; I press my mouth very slightly into hers. My question becomes a plea. Please, Stacy, open up and let me in. I want you. Bleep, I want you.

Ecstatic, I feel a response. My lips are prised apart as she slips her tongue into my mouth. She’s firm, wet, eager. I enjoy the novelty of its presence, pleased that a part of Stacy is inside me. Ready for our dating to turn into hot sex.

There’s a playfulness about the way she searches for my tongue before she pushes on, encouraging me to suck it, which I realise I’m doing, pulling her further into my throat.....readmore
after the story ur link point to a fiver account saying u will create YouTube page bla bla bla shey for ur stupid dumb head nah advert u advertise so shey.


And a slowpoke will now contact u
Romance / Re: After LGBTQ Has Succeeded, This "Terrible" Agenda Is Next by lifenija: 7:09am On Nov 26, 2022
Lol like d hills have ears movie
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Caught Me With My Side Chick In A Bar by lifenija: 7:06am On Nov 26, 2022
Clout chaser don dey full nairaland, see all ur imaginating thread.


Shey u dey masturbate as u dey see all the comment ni?

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Phones / Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by lifenija: 3:47pm On Nov 25, 2022
BeanmanX:
He's a Genius u scumbag, can you or your entire lineages invent what that man has invented?
you fool. cheesy
monkey see official begin feel funking hahaha, cursed.
Romance / Re: "I Am Suffering In Abroad": Nigerian Lady Working In UK Breaks Down In Tears by lifenija: 6:59am On Nov 25, 2022
No urgent 2k shey

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Phones / Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by lifenija: 6:56am On Nov 25, 2022
BeanmanX:
He's a Genius u scumbag, can you or your entire lineages invent what that man has invented?
you fool. cheesy
u very smart u win, i only debate with arrogant people not dumb sorry smart people like u
Phones / Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by lifenija: 8:36pm On Nov 24, 2022
BeanmanX:
Elon musk is a genius.
because of official written there? How dumb are u

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Phones / Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by lifenija: 8:35pm On Nov 24, 2022
immortalcrown:
So much interesting improvements on Twitter. Musk sabi.
by adding official, dats improvement

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