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IceColdVeins:
lol you called those facts? But you said women only get orgasms from whom they have affection for.
Just learn or forget it already

Women can get organism for anyone even rapists, just depends on how he had sex with her.

Ok leme ask if the rapist rubs her clit till she cums or bangs her well hitting her gspot, will you tell me she can deny her own biology not to orgasm.
Reserch in us shows that 20% of rape victims have orgasms but have a feeling of shame so they say nothing about it

1StopRudeness:
U guys watch too much pornn.... how can you equate something traumatic as being invaded by armed robbers and sexual orgasm.... have you ever experienced armed robbery attack? Can u imagine the state of mind the victim will be in...?

It’s only in the porn-universe women scream harder, harder to armed robbers...becos it’s acting from start to finish....

It happens, one of my friends that year when i sas writting jamb said she was raped but she enjoyed it

arinzos:
Everything Depends on how Close you are to the Guy.
I have Helped my Female Friends with Different Amounts. I didn't Think of any Stupid Sex.

Those Tinx come to play when the girl de Form Nonsense.

Yes, but the guys the ladies ask for money are the guys that dont even exist to them except they want to ask for money.
Can you give money to a girl you hardly talk to

My happiest monent was the day i finally left boarding school after spending five years of hell

julieean:
not all girls biko, some of us till have dignity.

No in the face of real money, no lady has dignity, thay are all like dogs looking for bone

Jochabed:
No, not everyone is moved by money

Everyone is especially ladies, it just takes more money for some and less for others

fati2001:
look LovePeddler let me tell you one thing, my shadow is bigger than you and your density alone, you not even my type, so just get lost.you can't have me, even though they wanna sacrifice me for not sleeping with you l will accept it. by main looking at your comment you are one of those Guy's that are waste to earth. so dude just accept the fact is no not all girls are cheap as pure water sachet lik your sis or gf.

Its not about being cheap, its that a girls can still be bought by money, it just takes more money for some

fati2001:
experience is the best teacher, maybe you are talking from the one you experienced with your girlfriend, note :not all girls are like your gf who opened her womb for common
chewing gum

Stop lying na if bill gates son want to date you won't you open your legs even if its a guy richer than your boyfriend you will still open. We are all adults here so lets stop being hypocrates

fati2001:
pls don't mention me, just comment anything you want to say. I'm not like your girlfriend that open her legs for 5kobo. just respect yourself.

Not for 5kobo but for a very high cash. But you will still open

jonahhh:
i dont need to explain myself to you on how i give only God should know that... how much is 2k that you want sex for? money wey no buy small size henessy wey dey fridge.

If the 2k is so small why don't you have it. And don't shout like its my fault, ask your maker why he made men sex freaks.
And if it annoys you so much ack ladies next time for money, or your dad or brothers.

And leme clarify something, the guys you ask aren't even your friends, like people you rarely meet. The only reason you remembered they existed is because you needed money, am i lying. Ladies just ignore all guys who are on their contacts, then when they need something they ask them. So do you expect the cash for free.
If you just know someone, who dosent care you exist, then comes and start asking for money would you give him? No
So stop this hypocracy

Badlimo:
she's a novice so she's just being scared ...what could be the delay in her period for this month?? ....cause she won't let me rest ...she also said she doesn't have any pregnancy symptoms

Exactly she is not pregnant she is just having delayed menstruation

Badlimo:
so there is no way she could be pregnant if she saw her period that same March and also April

Yes correct.
If you slept with her and she still saw her period she is lying cause she is not pregnant.
If you get pregnant even close to your period you won't see your period.

From these facts she is clearly lying to you or she is not pregnant

divineuk:
then don’t ask guyz for money that’s it

Exactly ask your fellow girls

zexy2030:
OK, let her ask someone else or borrow from else where. Women can be funny when it's time to refund. I remember when I was in school,I borrowed a lady part of her school fees other guys were asking for sex but I didn't I gave her only to realize at the time of repayment she could nt get it but was ready to offer her body. so that's why, it seems to be the last resort for some ladies.

True, burrowing money to a lady means that money is lost forever, they will never pay you back.
So they should not complain when the guy asks for sex.
And if the guy was in their shoes they will never borrow the guy money.

Badlimo:
I'm actually in a situation like this but mine was we had sex middle of march (once) she saw her period that same March and also April but just last week she called that she hasn't seen her period for May which was suppose to come on the 22 ... we don't know if she's pregnant or not ...I'm fucking scared

Girls cant get pregnant during their period, the possibility is almost zero.
She can only get pregnant if she was bleeped days before her period.

During period and after period its impossible to get pregnant.

You get pregnant only during ovulation which spans for about a week and about four days before menstruation.

Don't let your cheating girlfriend pin another mans baby on you

wildcatter23:




if she finished her menstruation, then she isn't pregnant.

pregnancy starts when her can see her menses.


by the way, don't start what you can't finish

Exactly, during or after menstruation, the egg gets destroyed, so its impossible to impregnate her.
That baby is not yours, it belongs to another guy, tell her you will do DNA test, dont carry another man's child,

zexy2030:
what did u loose if he bleeps u, aside u lost ur virginity for zero naira, now 2k for 2nuts that's the disadvantage of an open hole, it will invite more poles.

Guy abeg, even whores have their pride. The fact someone is a w hore dosent mean they will Bleep any guy

Jessylove96:
yes if I have

Its easier said than done

jonahhh:
Thats not a friend if he wants sex to send you 2k...thats a sex hunter

If a guy asks you for 2k will you give him.

And ladies Don't usually pay back money borrowed to them, unlike guys. So giving a lady money is like dashing it to them, so they ask for sex for payment. And the ladies too, if a guy should ask them for money, they will rain insults on him, its very hard for a lady to borrow a guy money, except it is her brother.

lordtim001:
1. That why I said you were lying. You said that ALL the times they fought, Orochimaru lost. Meanwhile, we both know that the fights they had in their youth ended in Jiraiya being trashed. And the one Sannin showdown ended in a draw. And that was an Orochimaru without ninjutsu. What if he had ninjutsu? This was a ninja that they said he learned the seals for all the jutsus in the world. Do you know how many other forbidden jutsus you probably do not know about? Thank God for Hiruzen.
2. I really want to see the manga picture or screenshot where they clearly said genjutsu doesn't work on people in Sage Mode. Just for the purpose of my own knowledge. Yes, normal genjutsu doesn't work. But powerful genjutsu works. It depends on how skilled the individual is in using the nature energy.
In summary, SAGE MODE DOESN'T GIVE YOU AUTOMATIC IMMUNITY AGAINST GENJUTSU.
Kabuto was hit by Tsukuyomi and he was affected. But he quickly snapped out of it. What is to say that the opponent wouldn't take the decisive strike and end the battle before he snaps out of it? And the Kabuto in question had already mastered his Sage Mode. We can't say the same for Jiraiya.
3. I didn't say that Itachi would use the Amaterasu on Jiraiya. I said he would use it on Gamabunta so as to reverse the summoning. And where did Kishimoto say Amaterasu burns slowly all the time? It depends on how the caster is able to manipulate it. Even if he decides to use it on Jiraiya, how quickly would be able to seal it? During the Itachi vs Sasuke fight, did you see how quickly the Amaterasu caught up to him despite how fast he was running? And how it quickly burnt him and would have killed him save for the fact that he used that Orochimaru's body shedding jutsu? These are facts.
4. Yes, Gamabunta is bigger than his Susanoo but you forget the fact that the Susanoo carries the Yata mirror that is able to reflect all attacks, probably even a tailed beast bomb. And the person in the Susanoo is smarter than Jiraiya and his whole cohort of toads.

The only way Jiraiya is winning this fight is :
i. If he starts with Sage Mode right off the bat and does the demonic singing jutsu which is seriously dangerous. He really doesn't have much choice either way,else he will be mincemeat.
ii. If he finds a way to draw out the fight to deplete Itachi's chakra.
But Itachi is smart. If he notices that that is Jiraiya's plan, he would probably end it with Kotoamasukami and change his will. And don't tell me that wouldn't work.

PS : Out of boredom, I decided to Google search this topic and I found out that CBR rated Jiraiya as one of the 5 people weaker than Itachi

CBR ratings are rated by sick American fans

And
1) i never said jiraya won against orichimaru in their youth, read my comment again i even said he was weeker in his youth Don't missquote me.
I said in their prime jiraya will win, and in their prime jiraya didn't use sage mode against orichimaru, if he had orichimaru will loose, i also said the only way orichimaru will win will be if he uses edo tensei(so read my comments and don't missquote me)
2)and sasuke vs itachi the sasuke kept running, instead of blocking his line of sight with a jistu. If he is using amaterasu and is blocked by mud wall, or fire style, he will loose his sight on that person, like naruto did in their last fight he used nine tail chakra to block sasukes line of sight, and how gaara blocked it with sand when sasuke used it on him during the kage summit.
And if you google too read up amaterasu on the wikia page, you would find out it burns slowly, in that fight the amaterasu caught on sasukes wings, thats why he shed them, not because it was burning fast, it burns slow but he had to rid it off to prevent spreading, and if it burnt so fast why didn't it affect his other body parts, and when he used it on a blind mandara, mandara simply took off his armor how come it didn't burn mandara, even the sand ninjas during his fight with gara, kankuro just took off their amour. and only kabuto and orichimaru can shed their bodies sasuke can google it.
Check the wiki page, you will see al you need to know about amaterasu, do your research instead of making clameless facts.
3) and thirdly yata mirror can deflect all jistu, but don't forget the toads fight with knives and yata mirror is useless against taijistu cause it only reflects all nature transformations, ying and yang release, and even if they use fire style it would undo the summoning on only the toad that casted it, when jiraya can summon more than 10 toads(fact). And how would he use yata mirror against an army of frogs, and based on smart play, yes itachi is very smart, but tell me how he can fight about 5-10 toads and sage mode jiraya all together, without running out of chakra,

And let me clarify sage mode resistance to genjistu.
As jiraya explained to naruto.
Genjistu can only work on a sage user if the caster is also a sage user. During sage mode, the user has his chakra, and nature chakra, genjistu takes control over the victims normal chakra, but if the caster isnt a sage mode user, the victim breaks out cause his sage chakra is also not under control.
And for high level genjistu, jiraya in his sage mode said if he was placed in a genjistu, the frogs in his shoulder, will break him out.

Google it

SexyFeminist:
An hungry man is an angry man

Lol

Booring jokes, just like your life

I wish to torture a girl,

donwizzy7:
y stupid antispam bot no ban u for typing university project for naruto..na me wey type only two words ee dey block!

Depends on the words you type i was banned for typing c*strate. Some words get you banned instantly

SexyFeminist:
Hey ladies and gentlemen, I'm inem, I'm a new user of Nairaland and I want to make friends and also preach the gospel of feminism.



Have a nice day all.

I love you

So another idiot added to s basket of idiots lol, sick feminists

lordtim001:
1. Genjutsu doesn't work on Sage Mode users. This is simply conjecture and based on assumptions. Nowhere did Itachi try to cast genjutsu on Jiraiya. Jiraiya is very skilled in genjutsu(basic ones won't work though) but that doesn't mean it doesn't work on him. He is simply able to break out of it quickly(I remember an episode where he and Naruto went on a mission and they encountered a ninja that uses a giant clam like animal that casts genjutsu). If genjutsu doesn't work on Sage Mode users, why do you think Kabuto was trying not to face Itachi and Sasuke head-on? I would only say the likelihood of it working depends on your skill. It doesn't mean that Sage Mode automatically gives you immunity against genjutsu. And you cannot compare Harishama to Jiraiya who cannot even sustain his Sage Mode by himself.

2. Jiraiya sealed Amaterasu. True, but did you see how long it took? More than 15 seconds. Do you think any sane person will wait around for you to finish the seal? Moreover, did it reverse the damage? It just stopped burning, but the hole was still there. If the Amaterasu has already affected the summoning, sealing it doesn't matter. The damage has been done and summoning would most likely go back or even if it stays, it is already wounded.

3. I don't know where you get your stats that Orochimaru didn't win a single fight against Jiraiya. That is a very distasteful lie. During their days as Leaf ninja, Jiraiya was considered to be the weakest of his three man cell that later became Sannin. Hiruzen always lambasted him. He was the Naruto of his team. And Tsunade and Orochimaru kept thrashing him in fights. In fact, Jiraiya plus Tsunade and their summonings versus Orochimaru ended in a deadlock, though Orochimaru took more beating. And this was an Orochimaru without his ninjutsu. Come on man. Although I agree that Jiraiya would beat him in Sage Mode, but come on. If Orochimaru corners him, when will he be able to summon the frogs that will help him enter the Sage Mode?

4. You cannot compare a fight between two big animals like Gamabunta and Shukaku or Kurama to the fight in question. We are not talking about raw power. We are talking about intelligence and technique. If raw power was the way to win a battle, how do you think the Akatsuki were able to capture seven tailed beasts? No be about size biko.

Jiraya vs orichimaru, you are talking about their lives as young ninjas yes jiraya was weak when he was still third hokages student, but after training at mt mobkyu he became hella strong. Jiraya in his prime will beat the hell out of orichimaru. And jiraya and orichimaru never really had a 1v1 fight, only a short fight that ended in a draw, and jiraya in his prime will waste orichimaru, except and only except orichimaru gets his hands back and uses edo tensei during the fight.

And yes it has been mentioned many times genjistu dosent work on sage users, when genjistu was explained, it dosent work on jinchuriki with connection to their tailed beasts, it dosent work on sage users cause they have natural control over their chakra, and it doesn't work on skilled users of occular powers.
And yes kabuto covered his eyes to avoid genjistu, but don't forget its the same kabuto who broke out of Itachi's tsukuyomi and cut itachi into half, as powerful as that genjistu was. Yes they can cast genjistu on them even sharingan/reningan users can also be hit by genjistu, but they can also break out of it very fast.
And thirdly I was comparing ganabuta to itachis susano, and yes ganabuta is stronger, he is larger than a half susano, he is almost tailed beast size and itachi in his prime could only use half susano, and tell me the only person to beat ganabuta in combact, was pein with shinra tensei, vs itachis half susano ganabuta is more larger and fights with a dagger, and he wont even be the only toad fighting, he also has gamimaru and gamakichi and that other toad with a hat, tell me how itachi can win.

And for amaterasu, kishimoto said amaterasu, burns slower than normal flames, just that its much hoter and cant go off, and even if it starts buring jiraya and he seals it, its just a burn wound, shinobi's take damage all the time, and it will only catch a small portion of his body, cause he will probably move away when it starts burning.

And also i didn't mention in taijistu, itachi shouldn't think of coming close to jiraya in sage mode. In sage mode their brute strength is increased to its peak, as high as tsunades level, naruto was basically destroying the area with basic attacks, or did you forget naruto knocked out a path of pein for a while with just a punch, and speaking of chakra levels sage chakra is almost limitless.

You also forgot one crucial info, jiraya can last longer than naruto in basic sage mode cause the frogs on his shoulders gathered the sage mode chakra for him so he didn't have to do so, before naruto had kurama to do it his clones did.
Do tell me how itachi will win.
Itachi dosent even know about that song genjistu, imagine he was hit by it at the beginning of the battle then jiraya wins without even having to fight

Nice story well fabricated

dedghoul:
The problem is Kishimoto made some of his characters like naruto so op that he resorted to PIS and nerfing them to make them lose or to progress the series.

Exactly.
And he is now even over nerfing them to 1/10th of their power in boruto

dedghoul:
https://images.mangafreak.net/mangas/naruto/naruto_696/naruto_696_9.jpg
Kurama said otherwise. So, sasuke had to rely on the of chakra of 8.5 bijuu to fight a weakened guy that had only 0.5 bijuu, and you want to tell me they're equal? Tell me what would've happened if sasuke had no bijuu chakra to rely on.

Exactly that final fight was biased the favours were on Sasuke.

Sasuke had all the tailed beasts to recreate God tier indras susano, Naruto only had half of nine tails, and Sasuke was fighting with intent to kill, Naruto was going easy till Sasuke used the op susano.

When Naruto pinned Sasuke susano to the ground he formed a Biju ball, but didn't use it to finish Sasuke, he waited for Sasuke long enough to use Kirin on him.
And I didn't forget when Naruto just fell for no reason, tripping on a stone when he wanted to finish Sasuke with rasengan.
And even as powerful as Sasuke susano was that when Naruto nine tails avatar punched it, it's hand ripped off. Naruto still won/drew.
And amaterasu is useless on Naruto cause it can't burn through his choak. Sasuke used it twice, first when he formed amaterasu spikes to kill Naruto's clones and him, Naruto held them with his hands(cloaked with vs2 nine tails chakra).
The other time when both their avatar destroyed Sasuke used it but Naruto used nine tails chakra to cover himself and it didn't work.
If Naruto fought Sasuke seriously even if all odds were in Sasuke's favor, Naruto would stomp Sasuke.

And if I were to imagine Naruto having all the tailed beasts like Sasuke did, Sasuke would have been incinerated

Also in boruto a grown Sasuke told boruto that the he has lost against naruto

nani667:
°°°

So you love yaoi, speak about wierd

lordtim001:
I explained there that Itachi just needs Amaterasu. Just a look and he starts burning. And definitely, he will have no choice but to return to Mt Myoboku. And how many toads does he want to summon? Shey summoning no dey drain chakra? Furthermore, you forget that this is the same Itachi that was able to keep up with KCM Naruto and Killer Bee, same Naruto that was faster than Ay (Raikage).

Let's take a different direction. Who do you think would win? Orochimaru in his prime with his ninjutsu vs Jiraiya in his prime? I would say if they went head to head 10 times, Orochimaru would win 6 times. Yet, this is the same Orochimaru with his ninjutsu that went after Itachi during his Akatsuki days and failed terribly. Itachi wan use am clean floor That was the sole reason Orochimaru decided to go after Sasuke instead. You guys need to respect the guy, abeg. He is one of the characters that I would preferred to see more of.

In summary,
Taijutsu : Itachi wins. Jiraiya is fair in hand to hand combat. And he has more raw power(I remember where he lifted a big boulder). But Itachi is fast, has quick reflexes, smart thinking and he is always one step ahead.
Genjutsu : I don't need to talk much. Itachi wins with a landslide.
Ninjutsu : Jiraiya has more jutsus in his arsenal. Itachi only uses fire style, but his other jutsus that are a mix of genjutsu and ninjutsu are enough to take Jiraiya here. Itachi wins with only a very small margin
Senjutsu : Na only Sage Mode fit help am, so Jiraiya wins here.
Fuinjutsu : We really didn't see Itachi do many seals, but just because of more experience, I will say Jiraiya is more skilled. Itachi was able to get rid of Orochimaru's curse mark on Sasuke but Jiraiya showed his skill several times in getting Naruto under control before the Nine Tails emerged. Jiraiya wins here.

Verdict : Itachi wins

Don't mock jiraya sama,
Genjistu won't work on sage mode users, cause they have complete control of their chakra, same thing why genjistu didn't work on hashirama, and in the manga when Itachi and kisami wanted to kidnap Naruto and met jiraya, remember what happened and why they fled,
Itachi casted a genjistu on jiraya thinking it worked, but it didn't (even without sage mode) and you still don't remember when Itachi used amaterasu jiraya sealed it, did you read or watch that part of the manga. They had to leave cause he was there.
And don't compare orichimaru to jiraya, orichimaru is a flexible character, he can be weak and strong depending on his comparability with opponent, the only reason he losses to uchihas is because he can't counteract genjistu, and because he didn't know about that sword. Also amaterasu would be useless on orichimaru just like it was on Kabuto since they can form new bodies by vomiting themselves out of their old ones
Don't forget jiraya also fought orichimaru many times without even using sage mode yet orichimaru didn't win a single one.

And for izanami, it would be useless on jiraya, cause izanami only works on people with tainted hearts, making them to see their true nature. that's why it worked on Kabuto, if you paid attention, Itachi explained it to Sasuke.

Am a hardcore Naruto fan, and I researched every single character.

The versus is
If Itachi fights jiraya without sage mode Itachi wins.
If Itachi fights jiraya when he is using sage mode jiraya stomps Itachi.

If Itachi used susano, as long as he doesn't hit jiraya with that sword, jiraya wins using sage mode, cause his toads can go head on with it, cause ganabuta has taken on one tail and trashed him even ripping off his arm, and pinned nine tails to the ground long enough for minato to cast the reaper God seal. And if jiraya uses, the music genjistu Itachi loses.

So jiraya wins with senjistu
And looses without senjistu

It's the rich guys and their money, it's not like they were forced to date the girls

If you ever make money then you can decide what type of girl you will date.

If you see free opportunity to date a rich woman you no go take am? Stop being a hypocrite.