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Family › Re: My Baby Is Being Strongly Affected By Jaundice, I Need Help And Solution. by Lightorder: 4:27pm On Jun 29, 2022
don’t go through what I went through in LUTH for common jaundice . Long story short , I spent fortune on unnecessary expensive test . They were telling me about BLOOD TRANSFUSION and I angrily rained hell on the stupid doctors who thought my child would be used for their experiments. When I raise hell , a pharmacist who discovered that my wife was a pharmacist also , cornered her and told us to leave the hospital fast and use unriped paw paw . This was what an old woman told us but we saw it as unrefined and unorthodox , before we went to LUTH. Finally we crawled back to the old woman who was laughing at us as young people who would not listen. The old woman told us to get an unriped paw paw fruit, wash , cut it into bits and soak in clean water. Leave it soaked for like from morning till evening and give the water to the child about 3 small teaspoon as you take the child out for the early morning sun bathing. Just about 48hours with the unriped paw paw remedy, it started clearing. About less than 10 days, it was all gone. Just ask the local old women, they will educate you more. It is nothing, but over rated in the hospital
Family › Re: My Baby Is Being Strongly Affected By Jaundice, I Need Help And Solution. by Lightorder: 4:23pm On Jun 29, 2022
aaaaabbbbbccccc:
Please take your baby to a good hospital (early)
which hospital!!!! Oga don’t go through what I went through in LUTH for common jaundice . Long story short, I spent fortune on unnecessary expensive test . They were telling about BLOOD TRANSFUSION and I angrily rained hell on the stupid doctors who thought my child would be used for their experiments. When I raise hell , a pharmacist who discovered that my wife was a pharmacist also , cornered her and told us to leave the hospital fast and use unriped paw paw . This was what an old woman told us but we saw it as unrefined and unorthodox , before we went to LUTH. Finally we crawled back to the old woman who was laughing at us as young people who would not listen. The old woman told us to get an unriped paw paw fruit, wash , cut it into bits and soak in clean water. Leave it soaked for like from morning till evening and give the water to the child about 3 small teaspoon as you take the child out for the early morning sun bathing. Just about 48hours with the unriped paw paw remedy, it started clearing. About less than 10 days, it was all gone. Just ask the local old women, they will educate you more . Hospitals over rate it .treating It is nothing
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Mobilize Support For Peter Obi, Embark On Solidarity Walk(photo) by Lightorder: 12:22pm On Jun 29, 2022
olisaEze:
It’s like u don’t know, WE NO DEY GIVE SHI-SHI! grin grin grin
tell the olopa
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Mobilize Support For Peter Obi, Embark On Solidarity Walk(photo) by Lightorder: 12:22pm On Jun 29, 2022
marsman:
Most probably paid actors or beggers.
beggars offering services for free. Last time I checked, LP doesn’t give shi shi. Obi has nothing to lose, Nigerians do.
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Mobilize Support For Peter Obi, Embark On Solidarity Walk(photo) by Lightorder: 12:19pm On Jun 29, 2022
Kdon2:
Rented crowd. Those aboki go just dey laf Dem! grin
all you know is rent and bribe that you don’t know free things anymore
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Mobilize Support For Peter Obi, Embark On Solidarity Walk(photo) by Lightorder: 12:15pm On Jun 29, 2022
Suffering or good life know no tribe, unless dem don sware for you like Tinubu supporters
Politics › Re: Atiku Did Not Include Primary, Secondary And University Names On His INEC Form by Lightorder: 6:48am On Jun 29, 2022
ERockson:
If this is Tinubu ibo will not Stop crying
ibos won’t stop crying ? IBOS sounds like a kind of bird in Oshogbo. IGBOS are people from a special race found in every part of nigeria , whose people are so busy and have no time for worthless, senseless or jobless people
Politics › Re: Court Rules In Motions Seeking Tinubu, Atiku’s Disqualification by Lightorder: 10:10pm On Jun 28, 2022
cleatsmottled9:
Tinubu is the only answer and the right person to solve Nigeria's numerous problems. This man need to be studied by student of politics in our universities, we need to have a full syllabus on Asiwaju with reference to Nigerian politics
the problem he created? Are you cursed or something. I forbid your species
Politics › Re: Ariwoola Kayode, CJN Was Born In 1954: Five Other Points To Note About Him by Lightorder:
Iamgrey5:
These are the people that want you to vote for Peter Obi.

They are ones saying that anyone that questions Peter Obi's integrity is a tribal bigot
how does it relate to the issue? You don’t want him . Are you allergic to good life?
Car Talk › Re: How Much Is Mazda 323 In Nigeria? by Lightorder:
thoollz:
Everything has skyrocketed, tokunbo cars that used to cost 1.2m or less are going for over 3m. I've never seen a government that's so anti-people, anti-progress, anti-goodlife like this Satanic government led by Buhari and his cohorts.

Imagine cars of over 18 years costing that much. Other countries (even African) are making progress, we're just moving backwards at a fast pace.
don’t worry, Tinubu the tax master is coming. A man whose Lagos template is used by APC to rip Nigerians off. Operation make them pay unnecessary and senseless tax on everything . Jobless Zombies who are supporting him don’t know what is about hit their poverty-stricken families

Politics › Re: I Lost All My School Certificates - Kabir Ibrahim Masari, Tinubu’s Placeholder by Lightorder: 7:12pm On Jun 28, 2022
islandsscotch8:
Jagaban of Borgu slayer of Meth cannibals. Please advise children of hate not to hate on a man that God favors
no , he is the slayer of your sense , your destiny and that of your unborn generations.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Lightorder: 5:33am On Jun 28, 2022
tinsel:
Is that how you reason? Somebody can just from nowhere promise you job in Uk ? You believed the nonsense the boy wrote?
you just replied a Nigerian youth who lacks common sense
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Lightorder: 5:25am On Jun 28, 2022
Lightorder:
promised him job in exchange for what ? Do you think he was being taken to ritualist ? You think the Ekweremadus were stupid that they don’t know that before the medical procedure, the would be interviewed to ascertain if he approved of it
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Lightorder: 5:23am On Jun 28, 2022
ERockson:
But why the too much noise about the boy age. The alleged offence is very bad regardless of the boy's age. The boy claimed he was promised a job not knowing he was about to be harvested
promised him job in exchange for what ? Do you think he was being taken to ritualist ? You think the Ekweremadus were stupid that they don’t know that before the medical procedure, the wound be interviewed to ascertain if he approved of it
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by Lightorder: 5:18am On Jun 28, 2022
kingsways:
Shut up there!!

How did he ruin his reputationhuh


He should not try to save his sick daughterhuh
don’t reply a mad man
Politics › Re: N10 Per Litre Sugar Tax: Nigerians To Pay More For Beverages by Lightorder:
Note that this pay rise is for non BAT and APC supporters ONLY.

BAT has jetted to FRANCE , perhaps for medical attention whereas you all will be here trying to treat your malaria with Agbo or with 200 naira Maldox at Sakiru’s street chemist on credit gbese. That is the eternal portion of your generations . Bunch of unrepentant IDIOTS
Politics › Re: N10 Per Litre Sugar Tax: Nigerians To Pay More For Beverages by Lightorder: 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2022
All robots shouting TINUBU and APC , come and read o. You definitely not be paying the price rise with those who know that you are stupid
Politics › Re: Chicago State University Reconfirms Tinubu's Certificate by Lightorder: 8:02pm On Jun 27, 2022
seunmsg:
The usual haters would still find fault. They said the initial one did not come with a letterhead paper. They will say this one did not have stamp.

They can never be satisfied. They did it to Buhari and he won twice. They are doing it to Tinubu now and he will win.
they did it to buhari they weren’t right after all? where is his cert? That was the question
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Murder Of Female Neighbour In Anambra (Photo) by Lightorder: 7:18pm On Jun 27, 2022
Politics › Re: Tinubu Jets Out To France For Important Meetings by Lightorder: 7:06pm On Jun 27, 2022
What is wrong with appearing in his his usual instead of this papa ajasco outfit . Many stupid youths is the reason why these old frauds take us for granted
Politics › Re: Tanko Muhammad Resigns As CJN, Olukayode Ariwoola To Be Sworn In by Lightorder: 6:39pm On Jun 27, 2022
Tissaia:
HELL OR HIGH WATER As far as there's Muslims in this country we will never allow any IPOB to come closer to the presidency, COAS, IG, SP, or CJ, never. We find with the Yorubas even if they're christians.
well done . Continue sir
Music/Radio › Re: Name at least 10 Rap Legends From This Photo. by Lightorder: 6:05pm On Jun 27, 2022
sushieater:
50 Cent.
Nas.
Fat Joe.
Juelz Santana.
Cameron.
Fabulous.
Lil Wayne.
Ludacris.
Young Jezzy.
Jay-Z.
Rick Ross
Lil Jon.
Common
Talib Kweli.


Andre 3000.
Big Boi
Kanye West.
Nelly.
Busta Rhymes.
T.I.
Method Man.
Red Man.
Jadakiss.
DMX.
Styles P.

Missy Elliot.
Timbaland.
Snoop Dogg.
Eminem.
Ja Rule.
Pharrel.

Tha Game.
OG , you dey ground
Politics › Re: Shettima Leads APC Senators To Meet Tinubu, Says Crisis Being Resolved by Lightorder: 7:04am On Jun 27, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
They will resolve whatever they need to resolve. Except say no be Tinubu be APC presidential candidate. You guys are yet to see anything!

You will soon know the real meaning of Jagaban and why they call that man Asiwaju
Even his Yoruba sisters I kept company yesterday, were wishing him away like death and had wished for Osinbajo
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: “I Have Been Managing Peter Obi’s Twitter Account For Years” by Lightorder: 6:57am On Jun 27, 2022
. Judas , don’t sell your good friends because even thier buyers will not trust you.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: “I Have Been Managing Peter Obi’s Twitter Account For Years” by Lightorder: 6:56am On Jun 27, 2022
helinues:
And yet you chose Atiku over Obi

Shame on you Reno
Judas , don’t sell your good friends because even thier buyers will not trust you.
Politics › Re: Everything You Need To Know About Tinubu’s Certificate Controversy by Lightorder: 9:09pm On Jun 26, 2022
Thinkam:
grin baba couldn't complete secondary and primary school due to poverty. But surprisingly could afford to travel overseas.

I thought basic education was free and encouraged in West due to Awolowo, how come Tinubu wasn't a beneficiary?

It was also speculated, Tinubu mother was a rich slave trader and business woman , how come she couldn't finance her child basic education?

Tinubu is definitely the Nigerian Version of Raymond Reddington...

This explanation is a BS

The document you just showed us of the university, confirming he attended the institution...

Why can't he also retrieve the remedial documents from Richard Dale, at least that's also abroad..

As it stands to me, this issue is still controversial...

Before you quote me unnecessarily, answer this!

If it was the requirement of a Job in your office, that I present my academic qualifications and I came with all this stories, wouldn't you press further?

OR would you accept my incomplete presentation?
don’t mind them. They should push him into Aso . Just like a mad king he is , he won’t spare anyone. I am waiting for all the alayes who think I will be ready to give alms again after 2023
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu Saga: Nwamini David Is 22 Years-old – Immigration Boss by Lightorder: 9:00pm On Jun 26, 2022
Ddeliverer007:
You are all liars and evil. I’m very sure this David of a boy was probably sitting in ekeremadus house and the passport was brought to him. Ekeremadu and his gang fixed age for him. .

A country of thieves and manipulative urchins
now you can go and jump into Atlantic Ocean
Politics › Re: Youth Vote Count Concert In Abuja Today (Pictures And Videos) by Lightorder: 8:56pm On Jun 26, 2022
* Tribalism Is Demean

Pa Adesanya is a 90 year old man lying on his sick bed in the hospital. He envisaged the end has come, he beckons to Rasaq his 60 year old son to come close that he had something to tell him and the following conversation ensued

Pa Adesanya: my son, I've seen the extent of hatred you have for the Igbos and I've also noticed that you despise them a lot

Rasaq: Baami they over do things o jare and this has made me develop hatred for them and I will use every opportunity to deal with them but sir let's leave their issue and concentrate on your recovery

Pa Adesanya: Rasaq my son, you must relate with every man as an individual not in consideration of tribe or ethnicity. I feel the end is near and need to reveal a long held secret to you

Rasaq: I don't think I can ever like the Igbos but baami what's the secret?

Pa Adesanya: 60 years ago while I was still working with the Railways in Enugu I had a friend and neighbor Mazi Okeke who was very close and good to me. Mazi Okeke and the wife died in a motor accident three months after they had a boy child and I couldn't help but adopt that little child as my own. Myself and your late mum took care of the boy like ours and ensured he lacked nothing. That child is you. You're really not an Adesanya but an Okeke and my friend Mazi Ignatius Okeke is your father. You're not Yoruba but Igbo.

Rasaq: Takes a deep long breath and walks out of the room.

Moral of story: Every one deserves to be judged and defined by the composition of his intellect and whatever he brings to bare in his social and communal relationships.
Will Rasaq who hated Igbos suddenly realize that he hated himself all the while? Tribe consciousness rests in the bosom of the unexposed.
Every tribe and people have the good, the bad and the ugly.
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Education › Re: My School Receipt In 1989 by Lightorder: 8:37pm On Jun 26, 2022
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Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by Lightorder: 12:51pm On Jun 26, 2022
joe54:
This is stupidity.
Why not enjoy your stolen billions jejely.
Why bring yourself out for mockery.
Why not enjoy ones old age in peace.

I can assure you Tinubu did go to school the reason I think for hiding his certificate is to prevent everyone from knowing his actual age.

Just thinking out.
my brother, help me ask am o. For him , very thing is by jagaban, wayo wayo. Unfortunately, he is playing now on the entire Nigerians’ stage and not Lagos, his conquered empire . Chai! Tinubu don finally cast
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Makeup Artist Killed Her Husband And Hung His Body On A Tree by Lightorder: 12:45pm On Jun 26, 2022
You just killed someone’s son just like that.
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Makeup Artist Killed Her Husband And Hung His Body On A Tree by Lightorder: 12:43pm On Jun 26, 2022
Baawaa:
This is what you get when you married a harlot
a harlot. You are very right

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