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Family / Re: Husbands Of Groom And Brides Moms Whos Dressing Got People Talking Spark Reacti by Lightorder: 6:26pm On Dec 14, 2023
So even if oga collect Lapo money sow 12 yards agbada , una go dey trip.

Bill Gate attire no even reach
Politics / Re: Anyone Complaining About Hardship In Nigeria Is Not Being Realistic – Isa-Onilu by Lightorder: 9:01pm On Dec 13, 2023
CandidAdmin:


All I know is he won't be as useless as buhari
he is , already
Education / Re: 18 Pupils Hospitalised After Eating Osun Free Meal, Govt Begins Probe by Lightorder: 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2023
Make life easy for their parents. They know what to cook for their wards
Education / Re: 18 Pupils Hospitalised After Eating Osun Free Meal, Govt Begins Probe by Lightorder: 4:57pm On Dec 12, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
I doubt if it is food poisoning


Too much dirt can make food looks like it was poisoned
dirt is poison

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Family / Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by Lightorder: 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2023
jerryunit48:
He stood up when it mattered most… meaning people should respect his mother and also his mother should respect herself
God bless you sir
Science/Technology / Re: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by Lightorder: 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2023
Please, let the little innocent cute owl go

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Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Lightorder: 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2023
He just gave you exactly what you deserve

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Health / Re: 22-Year-Old Arabic Student Commits Suicide In Kwara Because God Failed Him by Lightorder: 7:19pm On Dec 10, 2023
Only Jesus I know that never fails
Politics / Re: Your Prayers, Support Needed In Reviving Ailing Economy, Tinubu Appeals To Niger by Lightorder: 7:17pm On Dec 10, 2023
I don't like violence but with my training as a martial artist, I would have wished they locked me in a room with some of our politicians .

Pray and support while they waste the already answers to our prayers and supports. I spit !
Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Lightorder: 2:11pm On Dec 10, 2023
finallybusy:
People who grew up with cartoons never outgrow the habit. People who didn’t grow up with them never learn the habit. Maybe he was raised in the village or they didn’t have TVs when young.
don't mind the local man
Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Lightorder: 2:08pm On Dec 10, 2023
Woman wey sabi

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Politics / Re: Anambra: Yoruba Community Celebrates Unity, Successes In Second Home by Lightorder: 5:53pm On Dec 09, 2023
[quote author=Putinofrussia post=127392568]You are good hosts to them and they are good visitors or 'migrants' to you because they don't behave negatively or poke nose into your local politics negatively.[/quoteP]ode , be there saying nonsense.

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Culture / Re: Top Five West African Languages Spoken In The United States - 2022 by Lightorder: 11:35am On Dec 08, 2023
opamoses1:
Some 🤡s like to say "Yorubas don't travel".

We just don't travel to unsafe regions. That's all.
skunks like you know that Yoruba travel and like to live in other people's land but wouldn't let whoever lives in thier own land rest.

Don't come out to vote if you are not Yoruba but wouldn't stay home .
Why wouldn't your language top the list while you make the loudest noise , everywhere you go
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Women Fighters Vs Israeli Women Fighters (Pics) by Lightorder: 11:50pm On Dec 07, 2023
Somilat:
hamas look better
the way Apc and tinubu looked better before now
Politics / Re: Subsidy: FG To Disburse 50,000 Naira Grants To Nigerians by Lightorder: 7:24am On Dec 06, 2023
honestivo:
Let it be transparently done and to the needed people
imagine your reasoning. People like you should be thrown out of this country for the nation to be fixed. You definitely no get sense
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Miracle Adereti Kolawole Kidnapped In Lagos by Lightorder: 6:46am On Dec 06, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii... They'll rape this gal to nonsense. Oh lawd!! sad sad
what sort of rubbish comment is this nau ?
Politics / Re: Anyone Complaining About Hardship In Nigeria Is Not Being Realistic – Isa-Onilu by Lightorder: 11:57am On Dec 04, 2023
CandidAdmin:
I'm not expecting BAT to change 9JA within 6 months.
However, I won't take them serious until they criticize and arrest that our stupid former president of ours and his useless ministers.

Before you quote me, I know it's a pipe dream. Who else doesn't? APC can't arrest APC
I am on my way to Lekki. I just left Oshodi now. I didn't face iyana Ipaja towards Abule egba because it won't lead me to Lekki.
If you like give tinubu 9 years, borrowing and settling his gang members won't take Nigeria to anywhere

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Politics / Re: FG Procures ‘Used’ Mass Transit Buses For Nigerians - Sahara Reporters by Lightorder: 10:34pm On Dec 03, 2023
Hahahahahaha! Do I expect less from dubious miscreants
Politics / Re: Alarm Bells Ring As Nigeria’s Refineries Collapse By 92% by Lightorder: 10:31pm On Dec 03, 2023
Tayomi37:
Where are the trolls insulting OBJ when he said those refineries are darm dead.

Instead of many of these miscreants to do there research they will be calling everyone IPOB.
Now come and defend your boss
don't mind the idiots whose brothers have destroyed this country since they thought that shutting out so called ipob out of government will reverse the failures of their no do good ancestors

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Travel / Re: "My Wife Walked Out Of This Accident Without A Single Scratch" by Lightorder: 10:25pm On Dec 03, 2023
Hallelujah! God is awesome.
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by Lightorder: 5:48am On Dec 03, 2023
Note that the truck in the first picture could dwarf any average man.

For the rest , just dey play. You are still in your 20s . It is normal you still dream ALL IN ONE men. You go soon beg for JUST MEN

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Celebrities / Re: I Have 30 Mansions In Lagos, Ogun - Portable Claims by Lightorder: 8:36pm On Dec 02, 2023
This will never say anything without looking for someone he would compare himself with.
Travel / Re: How Rich Men In Orifite In Anambra Are Making Their Town Economic Viable (Photo) by Lightorder: 5:50pm On Dec 02, 2023
Entprys:
Why wasting such money in a town where nobody is at home ?
stupid assertion!!!!!!
When they built them in Lagos or Abuja , you will be here throwing up the hydraulic you guzzle. Now they have taken it home , your street -roaming sickness returns.

Kill yourself if it doesn't suit you

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Politics / Re: Lunatics Have Increased In Lagos Due To Hardship Under Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu -Rewane by Lightorder: 1:41pm On Dec 02, 2023
ideynl1:
No wonder nairaland has been invaded by many agbado lunatics.

This is coming from Bismark Rewane.
Maaadt people everywhere
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by Lightorder: 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2023
Botragelad:
Hamas terrorists are not even hiding the fact anymore. Well this is for the muppets who said it was propaganda and an attempt from IDF to slag off Hamas name. This particular bloke on the previous thread even rubbished the whole thing.

Now that Hamas has claimed responsibility I would love to see their next move. Maybe they would accept Hamas statement or stick to their delusion that Hamas had nothing to do with it. Bunch of bots backing a terrorist group!
same ApC supporters. They never like anything good
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley, Zinoleesky & Samlarry Spotted Sharing Food Items To Fans In Lagos by Lightorder: 9:50am On Nov 30, 2023
Chai! After all these Mobad this and that , hunger and food have muted and muzzled them .
This is what happens when you vote rubbish in the name of spiting omo ibo.
Health / Re: Japa: Reps Raise Alarm As LUTH Shuts Down 5 Wards Over Doctors’ Shortage by Lightorder: 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

So you actually believe that LUTH will lock five 150-bed wards, as in 750 beds? How many bed-capacity is the whole LUTH itself when you can ignorantly believe that 750 beds are unoccupied and locked? Smh.

With your kind of negativity and ignorance which you think is cool, many of you will never be blessed by this land. All you do is give negative mindset and the land will reflect it back to you.
you are ignorant one here

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Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Disperses Birthday Party As Organisers Block Road by Lightorder: 7:02am On Nov 29, 2023
CommonSense1967:

So Yorubas are the ones doing the same in Benin and PH?
Pls try and borrow some sense before posting rubbish trash next time.
are you well at all ?
We are talking Lagos here. Every bad thing will always be excused here , as long as it happens outside here also. This is an inherited madness
Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Disperses Birthday Party As Organisers Block Road by Lightorder: 6:58am On Nov 29, 2023
Globad:
Why was the name of the street withheld?
Double hypocritical and standard things
Religion / Re: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Lightorder: 8:33pm On Nov 28, 2023
Roger3D:
He's right. Oyedepo is merely diversifying his criminal enterprise and you are another customer guaranteed to make it successful
who is your father?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Lightorder: 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2023
layuns:
Thats called diversification of financial stream.
if you like call it ," the beginning of horrible trans-generational curses and difficulties in your miserable life"

Son of nobody, displaying same witchcraft that made his father nobody

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