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HealthRe: Man Shocked As He Sees Korean Inscription On Egg He Bought(video) by LikeAking: 11:50pm On Dec 29, 2023
Natbrowny:
Aint new.. Years back. It was an image with a face on the eggs. An unknown face.

Eggs can be made witout chickens laying them

We have eggs with 2 yolks. And so many hybrids out there.

Think am. Where all d birds wey dey lay millions of eggs
Wow!
RomanceRe: I Quickly Comot Her Pant Carry My Big Prick Knack Am - by LikeAking:
Obainoman6:
Your father's first words to you this morning.
😔😔😔😔
RomanceRe: I Quickly Comot Her Pant Carry My Big Prick Knack Am - by LikeAking: 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2023
Balablue64:
She said balablue what is this i say big bazuka, she say why is it black like charcoal i said na God.
She say she cannot take it i said lie down there now, she said wait i wozz am next thing i rushed am on top bed, gidi gidi pin down, comot her skirt,
She said i shy, i no reply am, i use one hand cut her pant.
I Spread her leg, carry holy olive oil massage my big bazuka, massage am, massage am, rub am
Secure her hands take control, carry my big bazuka push am inside she said " Asalamalekum, warabuhakatarab Insha Allah!"
First stroke the pussy tight, she said "In the Mighty name of Jesus"!
2nd stroke the pussy come creamy, she said "No god like Allah!"
...
Final stroke she said "Jesus the son of mary and Joseph" i now release inside.
Carry 2k throway for her.
Wipe my bazuka with tissue, open the door for am.
Idiot!
PoliticsRe: Why They Think Burna Is Yoruba? by LikeAking: 7:54pm On Dec 29, 2023
BlackhatMentor:
No single drop of Yoruba blood in Burna Boy.

Papa from Rivers

Mama from Edo


South west take note....

We Rivers don't play with Burna you guys neglected in Lagos for decades.
We are all one..
CelebritiesRe: "Just 1k Way I Give This Man I Don Knack Am Like 4times"— Lady Says, Men Cheap by LikeAking: 7:53pm On Dec 29, 2023
Lies!
PoliticsRe: Shallipoppi Makes Money Rain On His Mother For Singing "Cast" Word For Word by LikeAking: 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2023
Nice!

He has the right parents like Burna..
RomanceRe: Jilted Girl Curses Ex Boyfriend On The Occasion Of His Wedding.(photo) by LikeAking: 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2023
Idiot!
ProgrammingRe: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by LikeAking: 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2023
Genesiszero:
write in any language of your choice:

i) A Function to perform numerical computation on 2nd kind Fredholm and Voltera integration equation given any positive integer say f(x) = x^2. let's observe it convergence on it's final iteration.

ii) develop a neural function for detecting edges of an image of any pixel using Fourier transforms

iii) write a function to perform a convolutional operation on any given 3 x 3 matrices and obtain
it's eigen values and hence generate it's eigen vector.

Note: this is to see how any image whose pixel is of 3 x 3 shape behaves when any convolution is performed on it

iv) develop a function to get the partition of any given positive integer of any real number!

v) a functioning to perform backpropation on any out of the neural function in (ii) above.

can give more if need be!
All these thing no hard o..

Person like if I need to use this code build something, I just need less than a day to be a guru…
ProgrammingRe: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by LikeAking: 7:37pm On Dec 29, 2023
KillingJoke:
Who maths epphuh




Maths doesn't matter in programming
Nice!
FoodRe: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by LikeAking: 7:36pm On Dec 29, 2023
Simp!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 7:33pm On Dec 29, 2023
1TrippleCee:
You are correct
👍
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 11:47am On Dec 29, 2023
Gadafii:
show me your friend and I will tell you who you are

Life is all about connection, even in politics, if you are yet to realize this at this point then I am sorry for you

Going to school and not being able to link up with the right friend is waste of time, they might not give you automatic employment after graduation, but there are value you may derive from them that will add meaning to your life
You are 100% correct.


University is a big gift to every student, only if students socialize very well.. Make friends with the right people etc..

Only if we don’t have private unis ran by men of God who don’t understand life..

Private unis separate boys from girls, that’s a visa to failure.. This is a disaster recipe, but most Nigerian parents think it’s good..

A man that understand life will never separate boys from girls.. Once you remove women from men, the men will become useless… Same thing with the women.

Secondly both parties will not be able to know the qualities bestowed in each other.. Even the students don’t socialize well amongst themselves..

They will have to rely on mummy and daddy to the simplest things for them.

Socialization is highly underestimated in Nigeria..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:32am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
Billionaire get armed police (even soldiers). Common man gets a gateman (who would be starving in unemployment if not hired as gateman, literally die of hunger).
He won’t starve of unemployment, he just a vulnerable man been abused by people..

The poor should have no biz with gate men..

Same Billionaires also have gate men..

Billionaires in the first place should be protected by body guards not police men..

How can a billionaire pay his gate man 40 a 50k?

Spits!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:29am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
I won't be surprise if you are 12 years old.

So you should leave your property unprotected and go and work for thieves? You are living in a socialist fantasy that is not practical in the real world.

You need real life experience.
Continue playing..

We will never stop until all the low income earners wake up..

It’s not a fantasy..

It’s a reality..

We have to many vulnerable people in this country, we have too many people with poverty mindset in this country..

Nigerian workers in the informal sector can earn more..

Only if they know their worth..

You type are the problem we have in this country… You don’t want the poor to grow..

Nigerians are poor because those in the service sector charge too low for their services..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:24am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
Have you heard the saying 5% is better than zero percent?
No wonder you so called graduates are unemployed.

We should send them back to their house to eat grass until their employer can afford to pay them like Americans (preferably in dollars).
Those earning the 5% for all these years, what have they achieved in life?

All those theories are gimmicks used by the rich to fleece the poor..

Some 5% no follow..

We live in a country we’re people can pay more for services, only if those offering those services know..

The rich in Nigeria are very sting and selfish..


Even the gate men protecting the billionaires are all poor.. Same billionaires spend billions on frivolities yearly..

We must stop this trend..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:19am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
You are not in reality my brother. A senior civil servant earns 500k a month (others income are through the backdoor), they should handover all their salary to the gateman?
A senior civil servant should have no business having a gateman..

On the other hand both sectors are totally different sectors..

A private gate man earning 100-500k is ok..

Gate man is a luxury, luxury goods are expensive.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:11am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
Luxury?
What about gateman that will die for you? Based on your logic, he should be paid 500k (because enough of them actually get killed).
Your understanding of housemaid might be different from mine. I see it like a 'gig'. She sweet, mop, cook one meal, eat her own and leave to work some place eles. Same with lesson teacher, check the kids work after school, eat dinner and leave to his real job.
Exactly!

Only the rich should keep gatemen and they most be well paid.. The amount you mentioned is very good for the start.

All the services you mentioned are strictly for the rich and they must be well paid..

Well paid..

What about the Ashawo/side chicks that opens her legs for 5mins and earn 40k?

What do you have to say about that?

Same Nigerians are will to pay higher for the services you mentioned when they go abroad..


Why are Nigerians not bidding taxi drivers very low like Naija, when they travel abroad?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:09am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
Don't think like socialist. The FREE MARKET always correct itself.
If you offer a service that a less man can do better for far less, you would go out of business.
Are u aware most of these low earners are not educated, informed or exposed?

They are been exploited, you can call that a free market.. The Nigerian market will be qualified to be called a free market when enlightened and well exposed individuals set low paying fee for their services.

As long as one bush man, who is a security guard in VI is charging 40k per month, you can’t call it a free market, cos that bush man doesn’t know how to negotiate his wage/salary due to Ignorance..

As long as a private school teacher is earning 30k per month and 10k for home lesson, you can’t call that a free market, cos he or she is accepting that peanut payment due to fear,hunger, ignorance, lack of exposure, not because the peanut payment equates his services..


A country we’re Ashawo are the highest earners is doomed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:03am On Dec 29, 2023
A country we’re Ashawo are the highest earners..

We are finished..

Foolish men can pay 400k for the weekend to Ashawo, but will still negotiate 25k monthly salary for their child/children’s lesson teacher..

Same Nigerian parents that will argue about paying 100k fee in a Nigerian private school, will pay $25k per semester to a white lecturer in the USA…

Why won’t poverty take over the country..

We Nigerians must learn how to bill the rich in this country.. In this same country, some Billionaires and millionaires still pay 30k to their house maids..

Some billionaires and millionaires still pay 25k per month to lesson teachers..

Even estates were the billionaires live, still pay their hate men ordinary 30k per month.. This is the height of exploitation..

Same billionaires/billionaires buy expensive cares for their sex partners, etc. Maintain bitches in the USA, Europe with foreign currencies

We must make the rich bit it and cough out their money in this country or remain poor for ever.

The rich in Nigeria are too stingy..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 9:50am On Dec 29, 2023
faceland:
No offence but if you can't work, quit let those that need that 25k work.
If the family is big, they should pay the maid well (outsiders should think it's just a relative nd not a worker).
The food the house maid eat is MININUM of 2k daily (around 60k a month last last), on top of that you want to give her 100k?! How many house wife get that much and still offer from their husband?
House maid is a luxury and must be for only the rich..

Any payment below 100k is a huge exploitation of the house maid..

What will the house maid achieve from the 25k per month?

What about private school teachers who are eating very low?

Private schools is also a luxury, if you don’t have the money you don’t deserve it..

Lesson teachers is also a luxury only the rich shud afford.. All lesson teachers must earn 200k per month.. It’s called home schooling.. It’s a huge luxury, if you don’t have money to afford it then leave it.


What future does such careers have for them?

No graduate should earn less then 150k.. It’s Nigerians that will attach a reasonable price tag to their services..We charge too low for our derives..

Nigerians must aboandon all the low paying jobs, if we want to conquer poverty in this country…

We have too many low paying jobs in the country, that’s the real cause of poverty in the country.. Apart from have a valueless national currency..
PoliticsRe: Recently Tarred Olokun Street In Ife, Osun State by LikeAking: 6:57am On Dec 29, 2023
Nice!

Better construction next time.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Banks Set To Launch Compliant Naira Stablecoin In 2024 by LikeAking: 12:03am On Dec 29, 2023
Nonsense!
PhonesRe: by LikeAking: 12:01am On Dec 29, 2023
payaseriy:
Too fat for my comfort
U don use an bf?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 11:30pm On Dec 28, 2023
YourBestWriter:
na that private university own worst pass. imagine after spending over a million on school fees, and no good job for years. very sad.

I've already sworn to never let my children know the road to Nigeria. That is why I am refusing to marry now because I haven't seen a woman that share in that vision. all of them are looking for marriage quick quick and start dropping kids. I ain't marrying until my japa ambition is finally complete.
Nigerian parents are terrible money managers..

Excpecially the middle class.. They believe in bravado life style and not reality..

What is trending for them is my child is attending this private uni or in overseas uni..

Most of them are already broke from their financial misadventures.


It’s only in Nigeria teachers, lawyers, doctors, etc send their kids to private sch/uni and overseas, why won’t Nigerians be poor for life..


In the developed world only millionaires give their children such luxuries of life.


We must learn from our parents.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 11:26pm On Dec 28, 2023
YourBestWriter:
na that private university own worst pass. imagine after spending over a million on school fees, and no good job for years. very sad.

I've already sworn to never let my children know the road to Nigeria. That is why I am refusing to marry now because I haven't seen a woman that share in that vision. all of them are looking for marriage quick quick and start dropping kids. I ain't marrying until my japa ambition is finally complete.
Very wise dicision.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:46pm On Dec 28, 2023
Nigerian parents too , no wise..

Majority of them spend it all on private schools and uni, overseas schooling and uni for their children and a re broke today..

We also lack good money skills in this country..

We work hard for other people..

On the other hand, the people in the service sectors are offering their services for peanuts, so poverty will surly prevail in the country..

A lesson teacher can’t be earning 10k per month, private school teachers can’t be earning 25k per month..

Also house maid for example give their services too cheaply. How can a house maid accept 10k per month? Even the very rich are paying their housemaids 25 - 30 k per month. This men can pay even 200k per month, but won’t..

House maid work is luxury and must be well paid for.. Anything payment below 100k per month should not be accepted..

In Nigeria even the poor have house maids, it will tell how far we have cheapened our services..

Our problem is beyond government, we have poverty mind set, we don’t know to to charge the right amount for our skills, we are easily decived..

If those low paying careers fail to pay a reasonable amount, then Nigerians must abandon such careers.. After no body will die.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:31pm On Dec 28, 2023
Our problem was: We were not prepared for this future.. Many people saw it comming but didn’t expect it to be this worse..

Our parents and teachers, focus too much only flogging/displine, the goal was to make us displine and not successful people.. We grew up not knowing our talents and inlet abilities..

Without your talent your degree will frustrate you..

We grew up no acquiring real life skill… Na just book skills.


Our society operated the colonial children training system, which is based on raising children to get jobs and not doing exploits..

It’s left for us to correct it in our children’s generation..

Many parents still send dia kids to Madonna and convanant uni in this present reality.. Uni we’re your child will not learn how to hustle or do one side biz..


Very terrible .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Male First Born: 30 Years Old, Unemployed And Living In Your Parents House by LikeAking: 10:27pm On Dec 28, 2023
YourBestWriter:
Well, Nigeria can happen to a man, and a higher percentage for graduates with no or unrealistic plan of japa.

THANK ME LATER
Person wey no get money go fit use beta phone?

If them
Sell dia phone, how
Much come out?
FamilyRe: There's No Time, I Need Something Doing Please by LikeAking: 6:53pm On Dec 28, 2023
Eskoba:
good afternoon sir. I have received the pos today
Congratulations!
FoodRe: Get A Girlfriend Whose Mother Is A Food Vendor. by LikeAking: 2:17pm On Dec 28, 2023
Abeg!

It’s not manly..
CelebritiesRe: "I Want To Own A Home." - After Purchasing One Plot Of Land, A Man Utilises Dang by LikeAking: 2:15pm On Dec 28, 2023
Tinubu!

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