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Nonsense!

You will never see a Muslim making a thread like this..


Always scared of other religions..

#xtianity..

U just one advertise MFM..

Sorry!

Orion no suppose Dey that list.

Sorry!

Move on.

Foolish boy!

Nonsense!

Dey play!

Eskoba:
Season greetings nairaland,
U spoke about how I spent the last 13 months in remand at ikoyi prison.

Now I'm out, I sincerely regret my actions that led me to prison because I'm well trained, nurtured and gentle soul, as infact that will be my first time visiting a police station that led to my remand in prison. But I couldn't watch my only son die because of lack of funds, I had to take that horrible decision, I regret it!.

However, I'm out. Starting from scratch again, no Job, no money left in my acct, no family to rely on. I feed myself and son from food that neighbours gift us, sometimes I beg. My mom who has been supportive since I had this issue is a widow and also doesn't have a job, she feeds from what my elder stepbro sends to her, I can't continue to be a thorn in her.

I'm not a lazy guy, I want to start doing something again as schools are resuming soon and my son must hasn't been going to school since I had this issue, he's 5 years old.

I currently stay at ikorodu, I can do any job available please, I am a ssce holder though, but I'm very intelligent as I can do any job, I also can drive perfectly and I promise I will be honest.

Also, someone wants to gift me a pos on Thursday but I can't do anything with a pos without cash, it's just like a sim without phone, I can also use that for business if u can see anyone to help me with a startup capital.

Please I don't have any options unless someone come to help me. I have really learnt my lessons a hard way because my mother really suffered a lot.

Please help me🙏

Collect the pod first.

guobe:
It beats my imagination seeing guys watching Nigerian Nollywood home video.
No disrespect to them but me that have not finished watching soccer matches,National geographic channels,movie channel and CNN will now sit down with the few hours available by power electricity providers and be watching Nollywood .
Some guys love the Nollywood too much well their future wives will enjoy them as they will both be watching the channel together without quarrelling as na only their kids go disturb them in future with the watching of cartoons.

U are suffering from colonial mentality.

omoadeleye:
Gerraut from this thread.

U people don’t think..


We all know op can’t japa with 1mill plus.

Op focus should be on japaing..

That’s my point..

Blord for the masses..

Correct guy..

Halimaatz:
Merry Christmas to all Christian fellas and sisters.
Why aren't you people saying anything about some of these weird😕 pictures trending online lately?

Abeg rest!

Stephen0mozzy:
If you've written any code before, you'll know who

Abeg to who?

Answer this simple question…

But you just gave the advice..

Stop advising people if you are not sure…

Abeg!

Lolz!

Stephen2324:
All these girls don use style go
village go see their pikin

Truth!

Ebonygeek:
The end is drawing near very rapidly. Once the gospel has penetrated the entire world, the end will come!

Matthew 24:14 KJV
And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

Don't die in sin. You can't touch a naked flame with your fingers, yet you think you can endure the hotness of hell fire?

Nothing go happen..

Na scam.

🤨🤨🤨

Ebonygeek:
The young pastor sat at a corner of his room, mentally noting all the activities he had to do that day. He needed to go to the campus to spread the Word. The youths were getting more and more unruly everyday, and he wondered how he could rectify the situation.

The task at hand looked quite daunting. How could he alone convince all these people that they were asleep and trapped? The only thing the people cared about now was how to make money by any means necessary.

Young men now spent hours on end trying to trick foreigners to send them their hard-earned money, and the ones who weren't clever enough to devise means to deceive innocent people resorted to diabolical ways of acquiring wealth; they would patronize wizards who would make deals with demons on their behalf, to give them wealth in exchange for something valuable. Unfortunately, it never ended well for the men involved.

Equally troubling was the fact that many young girls no longer wore skirts, shorts, trousers, or anything to cover their lower regions. The preacher thought, with dismay, how some daring ones even went as far as walking around in public without underwear. They had no idea that they were unwittingly inviting various non-human entities to inhabit them. People needed the Word now more than ever.

His mind drifted to a conversation he'd had with a young boy the previous day. The boy couldn't have been more than 19 years old, yet he was already into 'keyboarding'. He was leaning on a parked Mercedes CLA 250, and the preacher had known that the car was his, or that he was somehow affiliated with its owner, because he had the keys stylishly displayed on his left pinky finger under his silver iPhone.

Although the preacher knew that some young boys sometimes drove their parent's cars out, this boy was obviously into yahoo because he was dressed in that characteristic way in which keyboarders liked to array themselves. The boy had dyed his short cropped hair a bright yellow, and wore an oversized brown winter jacket with baggy jeans that was ripped at the knees. The pastor found it odd; the way these boys tended to wear large wool jackets in the Nigerian climate.

He had walked up to the boy, smiled at him, and asked him if he could speak to him for a moment. "About what?", the boy had asked. "About the man who came to earth to save you and me", the preacher had replied, still smiling. He always felt happy when he talked about Jesus.

The boy suddenly looked uncomfortable. "Wetin this one dey talk? Abeg I dey wait for person", he said. The young pastor wasn't deterred though.

"Listen friend. I'm here to share the gospel of truth with you. The bible says in John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. [17] For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. [18] He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

In addition, 1 Corinthians 15:34 says: Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge of God."

"All dis holy holy guys sef", the boy retorted.

"No be holy holy anything my dear. I used to be just like you, even worse. I was living life on the fast lane before God saved me. I thought I was enjoying my life, but I was just ruining myself. Proverbs 14:12 says: There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death."

The preacher went on: "People go around doing all sorts of crazy things without thinking of the consequences, but the truth is that everything we do, whether good or evil, will be repaid. Where do you think the law of karma came from?

Romans 2:6-9 says: (God) who will render to every man according to his deeds: [7] To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life: [8] But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath, [9] Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile.

God is not willing that any of his children should perish, but that all should come to repentance."

"But guy, I don't want to put myself in a cage. Christianity is a cage. Besides, na British colonizers bring Christianity come naija. You think say they go really give you something wey fit help you?"

"Hey friend, the bible is meant to be a guide; a life manual; it teaches us how to live. And, are you aware that the Scriptures existed hundreds of years before the colonizers' ancestors were even born? The British simply used it to their advantage to subdue our ancestors, but that doesn't make the Scriptures false."

"So like this, I no go fit drive my benz again?", the boy asked looking bewildered.

The preacher smiled once again: "What if I told you that you could drive a better car in future and have all your heart's desires as a follower of Christ? Philippians 4:19 says: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus. Moreover, ill-gotten wealth typically comes with disadvantages. However. Proverbs 10:22 says: The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it."

The boy looked thoughtful and the preacher hoped he had managed to get through to him. "You've given me a lot to think about", he said. The preacher asked for his phone number and promised to call him later. He really hoped the boy would have a change of heart. It was disheartening to see so many young and promising souls on the pathway to destruction.

The sound of his phone ringing on his bedside table brought his mind back to the present. He had work to do. Inhaling deeply, the young pastor stood up, wore his shoes, and headed for the door.

Getat!

Japa!

Stephen0mozzy:
There's never enough "experts" in any field.
Web development is a really great point to learn programming.
Don't try to be those "Be an expert web developer in 3 months and start earning" people - It's a big fat lie - unless you want to learn Wordpress for that duration.

While learning to code - learn how to market yourself too. That's the best way to stand out - selling yourself not with mouth - but with demonstration of your skills.

Above all; don't start if you think that's the next best thing after Crude Oil - you might get disappointed quick.

All the best!

Market themselves to who?

ahmedsaniadamu:
As we are approaching towards 2024, as we all know we are been hearing here and there that web development is saturated. it's advivisible to recommends someone new to learn web development. please I need your opinions from expert perspective...

U that learnt it, how did it go with you?

I will advise you don’t recommend any body, except you have benefited from it.

Many Naija devs are broke..

Even the freelancing thing hard for Nigerians..

Donkogbe:
I decided to buy myself this gift for christmass and its means so much to me.

Stingy man!


U stingy to ur own self.

mosho2good:
Please help me with a job.
I've been teaching in a private school for hr ast 6yrs with nothing to write home about just to round up y program at National Open University and now that I'm through with my program I'm currently searching for a job that will sustain me and my family.
Please anyone that can help me with a job should please assist me.
I stay in Lagos island and can resume immediately.

You will get a job..

Please move to fp

Nice!

You are a good father.

kooyanbliss:
Good day to you everyone I wont be bias with what i want to say coz i don’t need no validation i just want to air out my plight…My Girlfriend of 4months has always been nice to me ever since i went broke a month into when we started dating. When she started helping me she didn’t count it as anything and still respected me as her boyfriend which i do give back to her anytime i see small change for aza too coz i appreciate her effort a lot on me and her eagerness to see me succeed…..My Girlfriend started behaving anyhow to me when it got to a point due to my broke life which i understand that most women won’t stay with a broke/managing guy but i was putting all my effort to make changes. The last time my girl came to visit she started raising her standard between us. she would talk to other guys on the phone beside me and some would even send her money which i totally have no issue with but once she sees me chatting a female friend or see a female friend’s picture on my phone she accuses me of cheating and all and she does that rigorously/vulgarly . As if thats not enough she doesn’t want to see me greet any of my neighbors male or female to the extent that she nagged at me and slapped me two nights before the day i beat her over an argument that why would i be greeting so so so person beside her bla bla bla. I used to tell my girl not to frustrate me to the point of me thinking of raising my hands on her that anytime a lady angers me to the core i just like to go out of that house to calm myself down. thats my nature but it seems this girl just wanted to dare me. Two days after, We had another issues that led to an argument again which she went out of the house and i did the same
some minutes after just to go grab some local drinks at a local liquor shop. About an 30mins later she started calling me to ask for my whereabouts which i told her not to bother about me coz my head dey hot due to wetin she dey follow me drag before we both left the house. As i came back in i didn’t want to pour out my anger by saying any harsh word to her i just went straight to the bathroom to take my shower but this girl wont let me be she kept stalking me and i was avoiding her she kept on doing the same all in the name of settling things with her but i was really angered i just needed some lone time because the anger kept aggravating so i took my cloth and decided to leave the apartment again to the balcony this time around but this devilish girl wont let me. there comes another dirty slap again on my face (2nd time slapping me within three days) telling me i am very stupid for wanting to leave the room for her. i was seeing stars but i still endured again and continue struggling to leave her so i can go outside rather than raising my hands on her but this girl wont leave me na my cloth she dey drag and also hitting me hard multiple times on the chest which i still have the mark till now. I kept on begging this girl not to push me to a point where i would do what i don’t want to do but it seems she was bewitched already that time that she won’t stop hitting me hard all over my body and holding my clothes not to leave. I had no choice than to give her what she wanted coz i was really provoked. I didn’t want to do this, she pushed me and i’m regretting now!

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I am only interested in the food under ur bum short, not this one.

Real Nigga!

Nice!

Better luck next time.

They are just envious of his success.