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Politics / Re: South Sudan Seeks Nigeria’s Assistance On Security Training by lilbazy(m): 4:45pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
A bus full of passengers was traveling while suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightening all around. They could see that the lightening would appear to come towards the bus and then go elsewhere. After 2 or 3 horrible instances of being saved from lightening, the driver stopped the bus about fifty feet away from a tree and said - "We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today." Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today. Now listen carefully what I am saying .. I want each person to come out of bus one by one and touch the tree trunk and come back. Whom so ever death is certain will get caught up by the lightening and will die & everybody else will be saved". They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back. He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree. His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive. This continued for rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened. When the last passenger's turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes. That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left. Everybody forced him to get down and go and touch the tree. With a 100% fear of death in mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it. There was a huge sound of thunder and the lightening came down and hit the bus - yes the lightening hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus. It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier,the entire bus was safe and the lightening could not strike the bus. LIFE LEARNING from this.. At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, but this could also be because of a person right next to us. Look around you - Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..! Think About it.. You will surely find that Person..!! Beautiful Lines ''Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'talk'. 'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'. 'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'. That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji VS Rita Dominic: Who Dresses Better?(Photos) by lilbazy(m): 8:02am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: See What Yaw Did To Cossy Orjiakor With Her Boobs by lilbazy(m): 7:59am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? |
Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Calls Bruce Jenner A 'science Project' by lilbazy(m): 7:58am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? |
Politics / Re: Sheriff Surrenders To EFCC Over Alleged N300bn Fraud by lilbazy(m): 7:57am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? |
Politics / Re: Ambode Warns LASTMA, VIO Officials To Stop Harassing Vehicle Owners by lilbazy(m): 7:56am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? 23 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: List Of 46 Bills The Nigerian Senate Passed Yesterday by lilbazy(m): 7:55am On Jun 04, 2015 |
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive
Care Unit
(ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm.
Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team
of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors
& Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper)
entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that
Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger. How was your day? 227 Likes 23 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: These Photos Of Amber Rose Will Make You Want To Be An OKADA Man by lilbazy(m): 6:38am On Jun 03, 2015 |
This woman is currently as jobless as goodluck jonathan |
Celebrities / Re: The New Selfie: BRELFIE Floods Twitter In Protest by lilbazy(m): 6:33am On Jun 03, 2015 |
So when is "dickfie" coming out |
Celebrities / Re: Who Is This Man? Spotted At The Inauguration. by lilbazy(m): 12:13am On Jun 01, 2015 |
That is "Mazi okeke obidiozor". He is a well known trader in onitsha 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Chinedu Echeruo Sells Hopstop.com To Apple For $1 Billion by lilbazy(m): 4:06pm On May 19, 2015 |
Chinedu echeruo...Another igbo!!! They are extremely talented! My father used to say back then that igbos are the whitemen of africa. Godbless your hustles,Godbless the federal republic of nigeria. 24 Likes |
Politics / Re: A Forensic Analysis Of The Orubebe's Drama by lilbazy(m): 12:34pm On May 15, 2015 |
Any orubebe in my life,standing between me and my destiny! May the almighty God destroy them in Jesus name. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 10:23pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:God bless you! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 7:37pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:so tell me,who did you vote for? |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 4:59pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:yes o,I have forgotten! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:I don't even understand what you are talking about! What are you trying to tell me! Fourwinds:I don't even understand what you are talking about! What are you trying to tell me! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 2:28pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:Take ur pill,you are depressed! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 10:16am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:nigga,I feel ur pain! But why telling me? Am in my barrack,I didn't go out let alone voting! Face someone else bro! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 12:08am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Fourwinds:nice story! |
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by lilbazy(m): 8:12pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
See what Amaechi has done to river_state! 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Irregularities at Imo polling units,military arrest Information Commissioner by lilbazy(m): 1:48pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
I tell una say APC go lose this election! In Few hours time all of una wey dey shout change go shut up 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Elections: We’ll Announce Results Within 48hrs – Jega by lilbazy(m): 7:08pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
It obvious! Goodluck is winning tommorow! Quote me and you 'll know why fowls stoped urinating. 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Thread For Nairalander INEC Adhoc Staffs by lilbazy(m): 1:21pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections: Uk Prime Minister Writes To President Goodluck Jonathan! by lilbazy(m): 12:23am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. |
Politics / Re: Invesors Prefer A Buhari Win As S&P Downgrades Nigeria- Bloomberg by lilbazy(m): 12:22am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. |
Politics / Re: Rev Father Mbaka Has Just Been Arrested... by lilbazy(m): 12:20am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: There Is Going To Be Thousands Of Defections tommorow by lilbazy(m): 12:19am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PVC/SCR: DSS Arrests.sani Musa, Owner Of ACT. Technologies. by lilbazy(m): 12:18am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. |
Politics / Re: Where Is Godswill Akpabio by lilbazy(m): 12:17am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. |
Politics / Re: Change Advocates Of Nigeria Dumps Buhari Supports Jonathan by lilbazy(m): 12:17am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. |
Politics / Re: Graphic Photos Of Kidnappers Shot Dead By Security Operatives In Anambra State by lilbazy(m): 12:06am On Mar 27, 2015 |
The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of Universities Of Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'. Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one. He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Start. 48 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Chelsea's Captain Took A Selfie With His Son! by lilbazy(m): 10:06am On Mar 25, 2015 |
Acekidc4:but if na tiwasavage or iyanya,you no go ask wetin make you do with am |
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