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A bus full of passengers was traveling while
suddenly the weather changed and there was a
huge downpour and lightening all around.
They could see that the lightening would
appear to come towards the bus and then go
elsewhere.
After 2 or 3 horrible instances of being saved
from lightening, the driver stopped the bus
about fifty feet away from a tree and said -
"We have somebody in the bus whose death is
a certainty today."
Because of that person everybody else will also
get killed today.
Now listen carefully what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of bus one by
one and touch the tree trunk and come back.
Whom so ever death is certain will get caught
up by the lightening and will die & everybody
else will be saved".
They had to force the 1st person to go and
touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went
and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing
happened and he was still alive.
This continued for rest of the passengers who
were all relieved when they touched the tree
and nothing happened.
When the last passenger's turn came,
everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant
since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go and
touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in mind, the last
passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a huge sound of thunder and the
lightening came down and hit the bus - yes the
lightening hit the bus, and killed each and
every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last
passenger that, earlier,the entire bus was safe
and the lightening could not strike the bus.
LIFE LEARNING from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present
achievements, but this could also be because of
a person right next to us.
Look around you - Probably someone is there
around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your
Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your
friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving
you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
''Alone I can 'Say' but
together we can 'talk'.
'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but
together we can
'Celebrate'.
'Alone I can 'Smile' but
together we can 'Laugh'.
That's the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State… Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
How was your day?

This woman is currently as jobless as goodluck jonathan

So when is "dickfie" coming out

That is "Mazi okeke obidiozor". He is a well known trader in onitsha

Chinedu echeruo...Another igbo!!! They are extremely talented! My father used to say back then that igbos are the whitemen of africa. Godbless your hustles,Godbless the federal republic of nigeria.

Any orubebe in my life,standing between me and my destiny! May the almighty God destroy them in Jesus name.

Fourwinds:
dat is for God alone. D source of my conscience

God bless you!

Fourwinds:
good for u

so tell me,who did you vote for?

Fourwinds:
how did dis conversation started.? so u couldn't retain dat in ur memory.?

yes o,I have forgotten!

Fourwinds:
u are afraid of truth. whether u like it or not it will prevail. can u create a hair. don't worry., ur maker awaits u with all intentions

I don't even understand what you are talking about! What are you trying to tell me!

Fourwinds:
u are afraid of truth. whether u like it or not it will prevail. can u create a hair. don't worry., ur maker awaits u with all intentions

I don't even understand what you are talking about! What are you trying to tell me!

Fourwinds:
u don't feel my pain neither did I tell u I have one. what is bad is bad. so y story if u are uncomfortable with truth. what took place is condemnable

Take ur pill,you are depressed!

Fourwinds:
it is nice story since u are not affected but i tell u all souls lost by wicked hands will surely be paid in 12 folds by d perpetrators. On one has d rite to take anoda life without recourse to d law

nigga,I feel ur pain! But why telling me? Am in my barrack,I didn't go out let alone voting! Face someone else bro!

Fourwinds:
ur president not Ameachi. Who is in charge of d military I thought we were told d military will man major roads leading in and out of states. So can someone tell me how all dese happened with d presence of military. Dis can be a scenario of what was playing out in north east. Dere is more to all dese nonsense

nice story!

See what Amaechi has done to river_state!

I tell una say APC go lose this election! In Few hours time all of una wey dey shout change go shut up

It obvious! Goodluck is winning tommorow! Quote me and you 'll know why fowls stoped urinating.

CR77:
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okonelfg:
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teamc:
following

frankmishael1:
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tunwumi:
Gbam

look at our leaders of 2moro! Smh

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

The Executives Of All Academic Staff Union of
Universities Of
Nigeria (ASUU) And Some Nigeria Universities'.
Lecturers Were
Called For A Meeting In London...
They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport
Lagos.
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane,
They Were
Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their
Students And Was
On It's First Experimental Trip.
On hearing this, they all ran out of
the plane, except one.
He was asked why he was still on d plane and he
replied; I
know what i am teaching them, If This Plane Is Made
By Our
Students, It Will Not Start.

Acekidc4:
Wetin make we con do abt am Make we dey Cry

but if na tiwasavage or iyanya,you no go ask wetin make you do with am