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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: NSA Warns Of Likely Attack On Lagos Ports by lilbazy(m): 12:15pm On Sep 24, 2015
sonOfLucifer:


Person wey 3 nails kill, na bomb im wan catch? grin cheesy grin cheesy
You can see how great our Lord Jesus is,you have been saying all sort of blasphemy against him and still yet he is still protecting you,blessing you!!! Lord Jesus you are great!!! You are wonderful,you are marvelous,you are the one true God,You are the king of kings,the lord of lords,the prince of peace,the I am that I am,the unchangeable God...Oba orun,May Our Lord Jesus christ have mercy on your soul,my soul and the world at large. Amen

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Politics / Re: DHQ Warns Against Circulation Of Fake National ID Cards by lilbazy(m): 11:54am On Sep 24, 2015
Ok noted!! What bothers me the most now is that,why will it take most naija guys 5seconds to unhook a woman's bra But will use 15minutes just to open the book of Hebrew.

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Politics / Nigerians Can You Rock This Hairstyle ? by lilbazy(m): 12:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
Can you Rock this style. ?

Sports / Nairalanders, See What This Chelsea Fan Did To This Cow by lilbazy(m): 9:12am On Sep 20, 2015
What's your opinion ?

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Education / Re: Kogi State University 2016/2017 Admission Thread by lilbazy(m): 9:01am On Sep 18, 2015
promisechild:
where did you hear that many failed? all you praying about is for the reduction of the cutoff mark.
I scored 52.8...I applied for microbiology,am from benue state! What's ur opinion?
Politics / Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by lilbazy(m): 11:20am On Sep 14, 2015
nobeku:
You need a hand drill to open up some space in your cranium so that a little Grey matter sprinkled in it can Kickstart you into functioning as a basic human.. person!!!
bro,kindly f*ck off my Mentions.
Politics / Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by lilbazy(m): 11:41pm On Sep 13, 2015
nobeku:
Mr Einstein, I am IGBO... OKE IGBO KAM WU... ANU MPAMA!!!!
Bro,kindly f*ck off My Mentions*
Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Authentic Buhari Ministerial List by lilbazy(m): 8:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ok.
Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Authentic Buhari Ministerial List by lilbazy(m): 8:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by lilbazy(m): 7:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
nobeku:
SHAARAAAAP you lazybone.. STEALERS ARE LIABLE TO GO TO JAIL.. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VERY UNINTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN FOR TALKING THIS TRASH.. ARE YOU UP TO 50YEARS OF AGE? OBVIOUSLY NOT! IF YOU WE'RE AVAILABLE WHEN BUHARI WAS HEAD OF STATE, WITH SOME SENSE, YOU WILL HAVE A BIT OF UNDERSTANDIG IN THAT SKULL OF YOURS! A man that is God sent for the kind of people we are as Nigerians.. DON'T LET ME COME OVER TO YOUR HOME .. IF I SLAP YOU, YOUR FATHER WILL FEEL ME.. EVEN IF HE IS IN THE GRAVE..
Nice write_up!! Its obvious you are either a yoruba or you are from the north. Idiots.
Politics / Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by lilbazy(m): 7:18pm On Sep 13, 2015
nobeku:
SHAARAAAAP you lazybone.. STEALERS ARE LIABLE TO GO TO JAIL.. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A VERY UNINTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN FOR TALKING THIS TRASH.. ARE YOU UP TO 50YEARS OF AGE? OBVIOUSLY NOT! IF YOU WE'RE AVAILABLE WHEN BUHARI WAS HEAD OF STATE, WITH SOME SENSE, YOU WILL HAVE A BIT OF UNDERSTANDIG IN THAT SKULL OF YOURS! A man that is God sent for the kind of people we are as Nigerians.. DON'T LET ME COME OVER TO YOUR HOME .. IF I SLAP YOU, YOUR FATHER WILL FEEL ME.. EVEN IF HE IS IN THE GRAVE..
Nice write_up!! Its obvious you are either a yoruba or you are from the north. Idiots
Politics / Re: N2.6trn Govt Deposits In 20,000 Bank Accounts To Be Closed This Week by lilbazy(m): 11:06am On Sep 13, 2015
20,000 bank accounts ? Chaii,nigerians don suffer oo. By His Grace,it shall be well with us.

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Politics / Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by lilbazy(m): 10:57am On Sep 13, 2015
Buhari is trying his best to restore this country,but the truth is,He is very stubborn!!! He is not acting like someone who was voted in by the masses,He is always trying to use force and decree ever since may29th! This is not a military dispensation,He 'll fail woefully trying to change this country all by himself. He needs help,if he wants to succeed...he should start seeking for help and stop all those probing,12year is not sufficient to probe tinubu alone let alone the whole sector of this country! My thoughts tho

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Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 2:56pm On Sep 10, 2015
ifeadikanwanne:


same trailer wey go kill my papa go wipe your entire generation. wasted sperm
you actually know how it hurts to humility ones parents, an elder for that matter. you are not even sure you if would attain his age before your death. wetin your useless BSC CERTIFICATE DON GIVE YOU? pray before you join your generations in wiping off, that you rule even if na anaimals. shame on you
you think say I get time for e_fight ba? Na thunder go fire ur nyansh.
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 1:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
HDee:
did you even read the post?? You're just de generating your knowledge by this blind hate for the president. You're part of those bigots who know nothing about politics, but speak trash out of ignorance. undecided *fuuucking wailer*
look my moniker well well,if you ever quote me again,your papa na trailer go kill am. You think say me I get time for e_fight? Thunder fire you
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 1:07pm On Sep 10, 2015
ifeadikanwanne:


atleast he is an olevel drop out(thanks to your empty accusation), but trust me when i say he is far better than your father who is a phd holder(in your fetish dreams) and a nobody for life. stupid retards everywhere spewing rubbish. Nonsense!
if you quote me again na trailer go kill ur papa!!! I call ur name for my post ? Thunder fire ur nyansh.
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 1:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
ifeadikanwanne:


atleast he is an olevel drop out(thanks to your empty accusation), but trust me when i say he is far better than your father who is a phd holder(in your fetish dreams) and a nobody for life. stupid retards everywhere spewing rubbish. Nonsense!
if you quote me again na trailer go kill ur papa!!! I call ur name for my post ? Thunder fire ur nyansh
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Nigerian Soldier Killed Recently By Boko Haram In Borno State by lilbazy(m): 10:38am On Sep 10, 2015
RIP gallant soldier. Now am beginning to comprehend buhari,He is absolutely dull. He was criticizing the former govt for incompetency while he is more incompetent than the word incompetent itself!!! Our economy is Crumbling drastically,investors are running away,Same old story on security...He has denied every of his campaign promises.Now I know a Phd in yoruba is better than an olevel dropout.
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 10:36am On Sep 10, 2015
Now am beginning to comprehend buhari,He is absolutely dull. He was criticizing the former govt for incompetency while he is more incompetent than the word incompetent itself!!! Our economy is Crumbling drastically,investors are running away,Same old story on security...He has denied every of his campaign promises.Now I know a Phd in yoruba is better than an olevel dropout.

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Politics / Re: Photos From The State Banquet Hosted By Wike by lilbazy(m): 10:24am On Sep 10, 2015
I don't just know why those e_cankerworms from the *Almajiri people's congress" keeps bothering themselves. APC cannot rule any state in the niger delta,Even without carrying out any campaign,wike 'll still beat dakuku.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Students Write Final Year Exams In Their Secondary School Uniforms by lilbazy(m): 1:35pm On Sep 09, 2015
Creativity at its peak

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Politics / Re: Gowon:nigeria Is Better Off With Igbos by lilbazy(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2015
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.~~~ 1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound. 2. Mark (not an apostle,but one of the first missionaries) Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead. 3. Luke ( not an apostle, but was Paul's doctor) Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost. 4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully 5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died. 6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation. 7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian. 8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip. 9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired. 10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent. 11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. 12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded. 13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. 14. Simon the Zealot Simon was traditionally martyred by being sawn in half. 15. Philip Philip evangelized in Phrygia where hostile Jews had him tortured and then crucified upside down. Some sources have him being stoned Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Pass on to encourage other Christians.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: No State Got Bailout From FG by lilbazy(m): 8:28am On Jul 27, 2015
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.~~~ 1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound. 2. Mark (not an apostle,but one of the first missionaries) Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead. 3. Luke ( not an apostle, but was Paul's doctor) Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost. 4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully 5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died. 6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation. 7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian. 8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip. 9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired. 10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent. 11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. 12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded. 13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. 14. Simon the Zealot Simon was traditionally martyred by being sawn in half. 15. Philip Philip evangelized in Phrygia where hostile Jews had him tortured and then crucified upside down. Some sources have him being stoned Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Pass on to encourage other Christians.
Politics / Re: God Made Me But The U.S. Made Me- Buhari by lilbazy(m): 8:25am On Jul 27, 2015
HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.~~~ 1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound. 2. Mark (not an apostle,but one of the first missionaries) Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead. 3. Luke ( not an apostle, but was Paul's doctor) Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost. 4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully 5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died. 6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation. 7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian. 8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip. 9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired. 10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent. 11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. 12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded. 13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. 14. Simon the Zealot Simon was traditionally martyred by being sawn in half. 15. Philip Philip evangelized in Phrygia where hostile Jews had him tortured and then crucified upside down. Some sources have him being stoned Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Pass on to encourage other Christians.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Governor Wike Sacks 344 Staff Of State Polytechnic by lilbazy(m): 7:02pm On Jun 17, 2015
This wike dey para gan o...this man fit say make them g0 dem0lish amaechi family c0mp0und oo

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Phones / Re: My Phone Has Been Locked! By A Virus!! by lilbazy(m): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2015
0boi go and flash that phone

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Career / Re: Why Are Some Female Customer Care Assistant Bankers Hyper-reactive? by lilbazy(m): 2:39pm On Jun 12, 2015
I guess its because 80% of them are single...when y0u are ripe f0r marriage and still single,its makes you wanna go crazy sometimes

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Career / Re: How Advisable Is Hopping From One Job To Another? by lilbazy(m): 2:35pm On Jun 12, 2015
Jumping from one job to the other? Are you Femi Fanny kayode?

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Politics / Re: PDP Begs NEMA To Donate Food To Osun Workers by lilbazy(m): 2:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
The truth is...NEMA should not even come to their aid. They Wanted CHANGE and aregbesola is giving it to them. This might just be the beginning of their end.

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Politics / Re: APC In Kwara, Lagos Clash Over Call For Sanctions Against Saraki, Dogara by lilbazy(m): 10:28pm On Jun 10, 2015
Ok

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