Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Ibime:
**** dusts off the rusty mic*****time to offload these bars of death from my USB before my boss catch me****but first, I gotta tweak a couple of lines for Chamotex*****Chamo, you ready?
I had lyrics, but the judges took the BEST AWAY/ thinking I wont REPLICATE. . . . but my rhymes keep the light shining. . . . yours just de-‘GENERATE’!/
I’m inspired by the SLIGHTEST ASSUMPTION/ that retirement blinded my MIND TO ITS FUNCTIONS/ Just throw the MIC IN MY CIRCUMFERENCE. . . and I’ll ignite you like HYDROGEN BUNSENS!!/
I smack-this-bitch-in-written-text/ snap-his-limbs-and rip-his-neck/ Match-my-gift?. . . . you couldn’t ‘catch-my-drift’–with-fishing-nets!!/
Sauron FOLDED YOU OVER/ but you gave the judges more 'kickbacks' than 'LOADED HOLSTERS'/ I hope u bribed again . . . 'cus you couldn’t 'win free'. . . if you hosted SHOWS WITH 'OPRAH'!/
You couldn’t C I . . . with 101 ROMAN SOLDIERS/ I spit like POTENT COBRAS/ I could carry your weight. . . and your mate. . . on BROKEN SHOULDERS!/
I punch holes in you. . . like lecture NOTES IN FOLDERS/ he might flow like LOCOMOTIVES. . . . . but my jetstream’ll leave ‘sun standing’. . . like a SOLAR SOLSTICE!/ (son standing)
HOLY MOSES!/ I’m the shit!. . . . so HOLD YA NOSES!/ When you spit, we hold our noses. . . . but only 'cus ya flow decomposes!!. . . .
And exposes ya halitosis/ and rancid dragon-breath/ Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh!!!/
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mailmalc(m): 8:26am On Jan 16, 2009 |
Thread Stike! |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 11:02am On Jan 16, 2009 |
Madonna sang " Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another" i love this line |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by bjpumpin(f): 11:38am On Jan 16, 2009 |
mukina2:
" Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another"
is this a quote to mailmalc? lmao |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Grizzly(m): 2:38pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Hmmm. Just stumbled on this while touring nairaland. Kweel. I'd prefer to watch, but like they do in d damned WWE, i wont hesitate to hop in and give someone a good bashin if i fink somethings aint going rite. And FYI, mukks is a man-slayer. Couple of guys she done did-in years back in a similar tourney had to leave NL. Haw-haw-haw If u dont knooow, now u do |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by chamotex(m): 7:53pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
*damn, I've been away for few minutes*This is Armageddon and someone’s ‘bout to get done, Ibime don’t take this ish personal, it just had to get done. DJ drop the beat, it’s time for his Crucifixion This is another example of Lyrical assassination ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let me put an end to ur misery, u choked trying to 'diss-me', im just another unsolved mystery U got caught for rhyme lifting; he’s been busy pressing ‘Ctrl +C’ followed by ‘Ctrl +V’ on his ‘PC’
This dude is so ‘Lonely’ like ‘Akon’ cuzz he gets no action, so he got his arse-torn . . . . . by a Love Machine that was strapped-on, now watch me ‘plug this hole’ (hoe) with ma lyrical ‘tampon’ Got ditched by his male companion, so now he munches pop-corn whilst watching gay-porn
Your flow is so weak like it’s out of shape; mine got u yelling “rape!” this nigger couldn’t escape U’re a battlin disgrace, I hit d ‘backspace’ and leave u 'erased', a lyrical murder victim caught on tape
My flow encapsulates u majestically, infesting the memories I heavenly endeavour in, cleverly U gon’ need psychotherapy cuzz after im done exerting all this energy with rhyme-ringing-melody. . . . . . you will be left with nothing but a sensation and a spine-tingling-memory
Call it ‘hammer time’, u can’t touch this, even if u had a baseball bat, u couldn’t even make a hit Imma fracture ur rhythm, bust ur ear drums, making u dance ‘MAKOSSA’ to a ‘SLOW JAM’ beat
I spit slick quick sick script that'll leave u ripped; this dimwit spits shit that’ll get him kicked into a ditch Ibime the pregnant orangutan, ur bars warrant few consonants so imma throw some D’s on this bitch
Like JAY, im bringing the ‘GIFT and the CURSE’, don’t wana call u GAY but u rap like a ‘BITCH with a PURSE’ P.S - Y’all got me battling an immature amateur, im giving this ‘chick’ her first symptom of MENOPAUSE |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Grizzly(m): 7:59pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Hmmm. Thats some acid rite there. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Grizzly(m): 7:59pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Hmmm. Thats some acid rite there. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Ibime(m): 8:05pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Decent verse. . . . but I hope you bribed again. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Shaz(f): 8:56pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Ibime:
Decent verse. . . . but I hope you bribed again.
Lol. . |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 10:24pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
chamotex:
*damn, I've been away for few minutes*
This is Armageddon and someone’s ‘bout to get done, Ibime don’t take this ish personal, it just had to get done. DJ drop the beat, it’s time for his Crucifixion This is another example of Lyrical assassination
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Let me put an end to ur misery, u choked trying to 'diss-me', im just another unsolved mystery U got caught for rhyme lifting; he’s been busy pressing ‘Ctrl +C’ followed by ‘Ctrl +V’ on his ‘PC’
This dude is so ‘Lonely’ like ‘Akon’ cuzz he gets no action, so he got his arse-torn . . . . . by a Love Machine that was strapped-on, now watch me ‘plug this hole’ (hoe) with ma lyrical ‘tampon’ Got ditched by his male companion, so now he munches pop-corn whilst watching gay-porn
Your flow is so weak like it’s out of shape; mine got u yelling “rape!” this nigger couldn’t escape U’re a battlin disgrace, I hit d ‘backspace’ and leave u 'erased', a lyrical murder victim caught on tape
My flow encapsulates u majestically, infesting the memories I heavenly endeavour in, cleverly U gon’ need psychotherapy cuzz after im done exerting all this energy with rhyme-ringing-melody. . . . . . you will be left with nothing but a sensation and a spine-tingling-memory
Call it ‘hammer time’, u can’t touch this, even if u had a baseball bat, u couldn’t even make a hit Imma fracture ur rhythm, bust ur ear drums, making u dance ‘MAKOSSA’ to a ‘SLOW JAM’ beat
I spit slick quick sick script that'll leave u ripped; this dimwit spits shit that’ll get him kicked into a ditch Ibime the pregnant orangutan, ur bars warrant few consonants so imma throw some D’s on this bitch
Like JAY, im bringing the ‘GIFT and the CURSE’, don’t wana call u GAY but u rap like a ‘BITCH with a PURSE’ P.S - Y’all got me battling an immature amateur, im giving this ‘chick’ her first symptom of MENOPAUSE
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by A40(m): 11:09pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
chamotex:
ur bars warrant few consonants so imma throw some D’s on this bitch
Sizzla!!! |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 1:58am On Jan 17, 2009 |
From the dark PITS of Mordor: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/
Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/
Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/
I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/
Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/
I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/ |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Treetop20(m): 2:02am On Jan 17, 2009 |
lol mordor you take your LOTR seriously
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by tope2000(f): 2:09am On Jan 17, 2009 |
~Sauron~:
From the dark PITS of Mordor: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/
Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/
Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/
I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/
Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/
I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/
This is Mailmalc death sentence DOPE!!! |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 2:09am On Jan 17, 2009 |
Treetop20:
lol mordor you take your LOTR seriously
Thatz where Sauron dwells. . . .innit?? |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Treetop20(m): 2:11am On Jan 17, 2009 |
~Sauron~:
Thatz where Sauron dwells. . . .innit??
yeah brov that was dope though
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
~Sauron~:
From the dark PITS of Mordor: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/
Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/
Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/
I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/
Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/
I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Mukina2 Dont go plural on me ,tell me whats wrong with my post. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 3:23pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
LOL. You all know BJ loves riling people and he likes dropping names for effect don't get drawn into anything just few words of advice its up to you |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mailmalc(m): 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Hehehe Muki . . next time pls quote a bible verse cuz i don't follow the thoughts of other men. Just for the feeds!
keys stuck on ignitions ready to drive Sauron off runways wit his baby fictions/ u stil wouldnt fcukin deliver even if u've got pregnacy symptoms/ son, get a bucket to hold tears/ or kick it nd get a free coffin for yo bed/ i made a 'public offer' in bold terms, defeat in 'stock' nd i'm givin u the whole 'shares'/ if u think u's somethin fly/ wait till i clap tools to kill the fcukin fly/ this porcupine feels his little quills could save him from destructive mines/ u still 'miss' like a 'young girl' even if u take shots~from-a-close-range/ pull out ur whole game/ this lyrical future is not~for-ya-stone-age/ Bleep six feet!, nigga i dug u a well n braced it wit 'faeces'/ put u in 'deep sh!t'/ mailmalc squeeze clips, only thing u squeeze is ur ass on ur sista's g-strings/ for real, i've never been a fake G/ please tell us how being a fake feels/ i cut check on mic like Regis/ chop u to soft shreds like flours in bakeries/ these math'matical solved barz outstrip nd outwit ur gramatical blunders/ similar to wordsmith, here is another meticulous version of Hannibal's murder/ don't get it twisted like braids, u'r the next 'big brother' gettin evicted, i stays . . / to give caution like signs on high-ways/it's either destruction or d!%k give me my space/ |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 11:42pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
mailmalc:
Hehehe Muki . . next time pls quote a bible verse cuz i don't follow the thoughts of other men. Just for the feeds!
keys stuck on ignitions ready to drive Sauron off runways wit his baby fictions/ u stil wouldnt fcukin deliver even if u've got pregnacy symptoms/ son, get a bucket to hold tears/ or kick it nd get a free coffin for yo bed/ i made a 'public offer' in bold terms, defeat in 'stock' nd i'm givin u the whole 'shares'/ if u think u's somethin fly/ wait till i clap tools to kill the fcukin fly/ this porcupine feels his little quills could save him from destructive mines/ u still 'miss' like a 'young girl' even if u take shots~from-a-close-range/ pull out ur whole game/ this lyrical future is not~for-ya-stone-age/ Bleep six feet!, nigga i dug u a well n braced it wit 'faeces'/ put u in 'deep sh!t'/ mailmalc squeeze clips, only thing u squeeze is ur ass on ur sista's g-strings/ for real, i've never been a fake G/ please tell us how being a fake feels/ i cut check on mic like Regis/ chop u to soft shreds like flours in bakeries/ these math'matical solved barz outstrip nd outwit ur gramatical blunders/ similar to wordsmith, here is another meticulous version of Hannibal's murder/ don't get it twisted like braids, u'r the next 'big brother' gettin evicted, i stays . . / to give caution like signs on high-ways/it's either destruction or d!%k give me my space/
Decent!!!! |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 12:25am On Jan 18, 2009 |
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by kaypumpin2(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
mailmalc:
Hehehe Muki . . next time pls quote a bible verse cuz i don't follow the thoughts of other men. Just for the feeds!
keys stuck on ignitions ready to drive Sauron off runways wit his baby fictions/ [b]u stil wouldnt fcukin deliver even if u've got pregnacy symptoms/[/b] son, get a bucket to hold tears/ or kick it nd get a free coffin for yo bed/ i made a 'public offer' in bold terms, defeat in 'stock' nd i'm givin u the whole 'shares'/ if u think u's somethin fly/ wait till i clap tools to kill the fcukin fly/ this porcupine feels his little quills could save him from destructive mines/ u still 'miss' like a 'young girl' even if u take shots~from-a-close-range/ pull out ur whole game/ this lyrical future is not~for-ya-stone-age/ Bleep six feet!, nigga i dug u a well n braced it wit 'faeces'/ put u in 'deep sh!t'/ mailmalc squeeze clips, only thing u squeeze is ur ass on ur sista's g-strings/ for real, i've never been a fake G/ please tell us how being a fake feels/ i cut check on mic like Regis/ chop u to soft shreds like flours in bakeries/ these math'matical solved barz outstrip nd outwit ur gramatical blunders/ similar to wordsmith, here is another meticulous version of Hannibal's murder/ don't get it twisted like braids, u'r the next 'big brother' gettin evicted, i stays . . / to give caution like signs on high-ways/it's either destruction or d!%k give me my space/
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by lilbie(f): 11:31pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
~Sauron~:
From the dark PITS of Mordor: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/
Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/
Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/
I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/
Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/
I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/
No wonder i fell for ya flat |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by DBR: 7:58am On Jan 19, 2009 |
mailmalc:
Hehehe Muki . . next time pls quote a bible verse cuz i don't follow the thoughts of other men. Just for the feeds!
keys stuck on ignitions ready to drive Sauron off runways wit his baby fictions/ u stil wouldnt fcukin deliver even if u've got pregnacy symptoms/ son, get a bucket to hold tears/ or kick it nd get a free coffin for yo bed/ i made a 'public offer' in bold terms, defeat in 'stock' nd i'm givin u the whole 'shares'/ if u think u's somethin fly/ wait till i clap tools to kill the fcukin fly/ this porcupine feels his little quills could save him from destructive mines/ u still 'miss' like a 'young girl' even if u take shots~from-a-close-range/ pull out ur whole game/ this lyrical future is not~for-ya-stone-age/ Bleep six feet!, nigga i dug u a well n braced it wit 'faeces'/ put u in 'deep sh!t'/ mailmalc squeeze clips, only thing u squeeze is ur ass on ur sista's g-strings/ for real, i've never been a fake G/ please tell us how being a fake feels/ i cut check on mic like Regis/ chop u to soft shreds like flours in bakeries/ these math'matical solved barz outstrip nd outwit ur gramatical blunders/ similar to wordsmith, here is another meticulous version of Hannibal's murder/ don't get it twisted like braids, u'r the next 'big brother' gettin evicted, i stays . . / to give caution like signs on high-ways/it's either destruction or d!%k give me my space/
I F with this. Me like the multies too. This merked competition, who's that? oNe |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
@ Mailmalc
nigga that was a killa verse. respect!!
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by tangent(f): 2:38pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
~Sauron~:
Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
this is your best opener in this tourney. i like it. Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
border greatness more than mexico?? this is ill. malc versus sauron = mexico versus usa u lyrically murdered mailmalc with this and mailmalc isn't bad himself. your lyrics were more easier to follow. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by lalaboi(m): 11:21pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
May the best win. , . . . . . errryone knows who's gon win. |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 12:12am On Jan 20, 2009 |
lalaboi:
May the best win. , . . . . . errryone knows who's gon win.
Who?? |
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Shaz(f): 1:08am On Jan 20, 2009 |
Lol. .
Sowwie I ain't been in the house for a while, been busy
N Sauron's got it all locked down o
Gd luck y'all NCs. . |