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Just got a call from Etisalat Ng for a Test on friday for the post of Analyst community relations . Pls , who else got the call and what should one be expecting? Tnks!

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rheether:
Ha! All this weapons dey Benue nah him Fulani Herds men come dey kill us like Nama?

Ask me o!! No b small thing!

More pix!

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Mr. Terwase Akwaza (aka GANA) surrenders arms to the ongoing
amnesty policy by Benue state government to raid the state of arms.


#naija__i hail o!


Source: www.queendoosh.com/2015/08/benue-amnesty-notorious-thug-sunders.html?m=1

bonnyhope:
join me in thanking God as three yrs of being in labor market has ended. waiting to resume work next week.

THANK GOD O!!!!! HE ALONE COULD HAVE DONE THIS!! MAY HIS NAME BE PRAISED,kaa Bi Osi jesU!!

D Girl dumb sha!

A 16-year-old secondary school dropout, Ifechukwu Atunanya,
has been arrested by policemen from the Anambra State
Police Command while allegedly having sex with over 52
young men inside a bush in what looked like an initiation
ceremony.
According to reports, the suspects were all rounded up in
the bush in Awka and are reportedly members of the
Supreme Vikings Confraternity, during the initiation of new
members.
Ifechukwu, on her arrest, claimed she was forced to sleep
with every male member of the cult during her initiation.
According to the state Commissioner of Police, Hosea
Karma, the police acted on an intelligence tip-off that the
cult members and their new entrants were in a bush
performing some rituals, explaining that some items
including guns, machetes and several wraps of Indian hemp,
were recovered from them.
On apprehension, the Police said the suspects confirmed
that as part of their ritual, every male member of the cult
will sleep with every prospective female member.
“This they did in order to secure their oath of secrecy and it
was during the raid we arrested ifechukwu,” Hosea stated.
At the police station, Ifechukwu claimed that she had to
travel to Anambra from Abuja just to witness the initiation of
new members.
In her statement, she said:
“I joined them three months ago and during my initiation; I
was forced to have sex with every registered male member
of the cult present that night. I was given sedatives so as not
to feel what they were doing. It was not easy, but I bore the
pain,” she said.
“The day we were initiated, I was the only girl in their midst.
I was determined to be a successful member. I was further
convinced to stay because I discovered that they were more
honorable men than the other cult groups.
“I am sorry for myself and would love to be given the
opportunity to go back to school,” she sobbed.
She went further to say she never knew that it was crime to
be a cult member.
“I am so sorry,” Ifechukwu begged.
Another member, Ugochukwu Agbazuo, also said they are all
undergraduates of various institutions in Anambra.
“Apart from some of our national leaders, we are all
students. I was initiated into the cult while I was still in my
first year. I had no choice but to join them because of the
harassment in school. I discovered that most of the
Engineering students in my school were members of
different cult groups.”
Speaking further, Ugochukwu added: “If you identify with a
known cult in school, the lecturers will respect you. You
don’t have to buy handouts. This was why I joined them.”
“We did not steal or harass innocent people. The guns that
were found with us were bought in case there was a clash in
school. It is our leaders who are all graduates and working
across the country that normally assists us to secure the
arms. It is strictly for protection and one of the rules of our
group is that you must read and pass your exams on merit,”
he added.
On the issue of rape, Ugochukwu admitted that it only
happened with female members.
“A female intending member cannot undergo the rigorous
process during the initiation. So, our leaders suggested that
the best way to get them under oath is for every registered
member to have sex with her during initiation.
“She would be given sedatives during the process so that she
will not physically feel the pain. Ifechukwu’s case was better
because we were only 52 registered males present on the
day of her initiation. All of our female members were
raped,” he noted.
As the story goes, Ifechukuw’s parents, who hail from
Anambra State, are still alive. However, she said that they
were not aware of her secret cult activities.
“I am from a poor family and I wanted to be the light that
will change the situation in my family. I got to know about
the cult activity through a friend. She assured me that all the
connections that I needed in life will be made if I joined the
group,” Ifechukwu stated.

Source: dailypost.ng/2015/08/17/16-year-old-suspected-female-cultist-caught-sleeping-with-52-men/

Y? can't tell !

Hi, i would like to know. Why do people look down or hate on first class graduates? Sometimes, it is almost incomprehensible that the next person beside you or a neighbor is rating you down because you are a first class. Even worse if you are a private university graduate. Most people quickly point out practical skills as if it can't be acquired by any first class student. We all know the good guys acquire special skills outside the classroom - which is not restricted to graduates without first class. They can't just believe you can graduate with a first class and also be practically equipped easily. I believe first class students / graduates are not robots that can be evaluated within a short minute or just by observation. Meanwhile, with the backing of good role models, personal development, financial support from loved ones, etc. a first class may also be the best candidate for a job both in terms of practical skills or whatever condition expected. I have seen people who said and wrote that they intentionally doesn't want a first class grade. I also believe the quality of education system should be reflected in the grades of the student. In most of the top universities in the world, a high percentage of students gets good grades, distinction because all the things required to achieve that are effective and well utilized and organized. Bad grades should not depict good quality but a questionable one. Guys what do you think about this ?

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Tolexander:
Did he mention where he was shot close to his scrotum during the civil war?

lol!

DEXTROVERT:
Goat

DEXTROVERT:
Goat

sorry! I feel ur pain!

Cat comes to mind!

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has given insight into how he has so far escaped death by the whiskers at least a dozen times in his 78-year stay on earth.
In his latest three-volume autobiography, “My Watch”, Mr. Obasanjo wrote about how he survived infant mortality that consumed all but one of his siblings, how local herbs and concoction helped kept him alive after a life-threatening scorpion bite, and how he almost perished in the Ogun River while learning to swim.
The former president, who recently spoke to PREMIUM TIMES about the book, also narrated how he escaped unhurt in several auto crashes, and how he survived a plot by suspected assassins to kill him at the University of Ibadan.
Mr. Obasanjo narrated, “Being one of two of my mother’s surviving children (out of seven), I must have had the grace of God to cross the hurdle of infant mortality. The other five never lived up to age one. The vicissitudes of rural life and limited resources did not guarantee survival for children born in my time and in the place I was born. Growing up in the village I was bitten by a scorpion once, and I survived it. The local herb and concoction applied by the native doctor worked in my case. I heard later that it did not work in some other cases.
“When I was in primary school in Abeokuta, I went to the Ogun River to try to swim. My friend and classmate who went with me urged me to dive with him into the water; I asked him to go in first and I would follow. He dived in and hit his head against a rock, and he never survived. My mother pulled my ear and warned me never to go to the river for swimming again. That marked the end of my attempt to learn swimming.
“When I was attached to the Welsh Guards in Pirbright, I had an accident while learning to drive. It could have been fatal for me and and for the oncoming motorcyclist, but we both survived. On returning to Nigeria, I had another accident in which the military vehicle I was driving without proper authority was a write-off. I survived with a fractured hand. As a young officer on a UN Peacekeeping Mission in the Congo Leopoldville, now Democratic Republic of Congo, I had an encounter with Congolese soldiers that could have been fatal.
“I returned home from the Congo and was posted to the Nigerian Army Engineers, where I had to learn to ride a motorcycle for reconnaissance purposes. I took a motorcycle ride out alone on training and had a nasty accident where, again, the motorcycle was damaged beyond repair, and I was saved by wearing a steel helmet. The story of my escaping death by the skin of my teeth during the civil war when four of my bodyguards died on the spot has been told elsewhere.
“When I left public office as a military head of state, I was appointed Distinguished Fellow of the University of Ibadan in the Institute of African Studies. I was given a house to stay in when I had work in the university. On one occasion, I was to give a lecture and to spend the night there; but curiously, I decided to inspect the whole building and the compound. I found, to everybody’s surprise, a neat hole cut through the glass window; and on the mosquito wire netting on the window was a hole close to the head of the bead, just big enough to accommodate the muzzle of a pistol. I never slept in that house again. The whole university community, and Professor Tekena Tamuno as the vice-chancellor, was alarmed.
“On my way from Abeokuta to Ogbomosho to attend the graduation ceremony of pastor Bolarinwa, who I sponsored to Baptist Theological Seminary, I was waylaid by armed robbers. They cut in front of my car to stop it, got out and shot into the air, and entered their car and drove off. Calmly, I got out of the car with my driver and other passengers. I came to understand that if they had known that I had been the one in the car, they would not have zeroed in on that car, or they would have killed me to avoid getting arrested. I also understood that the police followed them to a logical conclusion. In addition, I have heard all sorts of fetish stories about how people tried or were trying to kill me and how I escaped through supernatural powers. I neither believe in nor practice anything fetish.
“My greatest escape from untimely death was brought about through the machinations and snares of Abacha. Even that was God’s doing.”
Mr. Obasanjo said because of his several close shaves with death, people built a myth around him, circulating tales that he was more than an ordinary human being.
“Once, a writer described me as a man with seven lives,” the former President said. “That is, of course, an exaggeration; there is no man with more than one life. But when you have almost miraculously escaped death on a number of occasions, superstitions and myths are built around you. One might even be credited with powers that do not belong to one. For instance, being called ‘ebora’, which means spirit.”
Saying he does not believe or indulge in fetish practices, Mr. Obasanjo said he had remained alive till now simply because of God’s consistence generosity to him, a debt he said he would continue to pay by “thanking and worshipping God while placing myself unreservedly in the service of humanity and God”.
“In my opinion, to whom much is given, much must be expected. God has done so much to preserve my life and protect me,” the former President said.
“He has done so much to pave my way and crown my efforts with success. Bishop Hassan Kukah put it this way: “God has singled you out and has been overgenerous to you.” I agree with him. And I have nothing o do excerpt to keep thanking and worshipping God while placing myself unreservedly in the service of humanity and God, continuously on the watch. It is leadership and responsibility.”
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/188425-how-i-cheated-death-12-times-obasanjo.html

fatdon2:
Chai see fine boys

fatdon2:
Chai see fine boys

.."Fine boys"?? Hmm 14 years!

PapaNnamdi:
climb a network mast for connection thats all

Lol!

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E clear!!

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tnks

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phoneport: I see the last days of the nation once called Nigeria.

phoneport: I see the last days of the nation once called Nigeria.

phoneport: I see the last days of the nation once called Nigeria.

You are ä puss-y 4 saying this!

mosquitoNet: www.mumu. That's all

lol @ www.mumu. That's all! + na dog chop dog! Hahaha!!

JudismphD: The Price for mediocrity and parochialism. U dnt blame anybody for ur pitfall. A man lacking in knowledge will definately perish and 'my oga at the top' will not be an exception.

wi†h all d knowledge u feel u have,no 1 even knows u or perhaps even ur dad who doesn't "lack in knowledge" i guess u я so full of knowledge dat u don't even know how to talk about people who я down. Its unfortunate how inhuman u sound! U belong wi†h d beasts in d fields...mr not"lacking in knowledge" nonsense!!

Wily/Wily:
why flush them out? they are killing TIVS

@wily ; u я so st-upid 4 dis comment! Keep rejoicing @ peoples misery..

I saw this topic being debated on ä UK blog so i was thinking, back home in Nigeria, which is better or more useful ? - a 3rd class degree, or no degree at all?

kayce43: Very Clean Bold 5 @45k with absolutely no hitches

Where do u stay ?

How u take do am na? Me sef wnt go dir Ő ! What's d cost like?