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Timelezz:
French newspapers and online news portals are full of praises for Barcelona and Enrique whose famous words are now a marble cast on the sand of history: " if PSG can put 4, Barcelona can score 6".

And Barce did score 6 to make history. In 58 years of this competition , no club has upturned a 4-0 deficit, no, not one.

Nigerian haters are sentimentally denying themselves of the rare opportunity to be part of this moment, this history.

FCB FOREVER

When PSG first thrashed Barcelona 4-0, every God damn thing that supported every God damn lowlife club called to laugh and amuse themselves. People just wanna see you in pains, but I told them for sure, even if we are gonna be knocked outta the champions league, PSG will never win me in Camp Nou... You know why? that's my arena.

None of y'all called today, nobody screamed with joy because Barca was winning because they just wanna see the great fall. This is the biggest comeback in UCL history.
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Learn from this, no matter how hard you fall, pick yourself up and beat the shit outta your enemies.
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#ForcaBarcaBitches

Looks can be deceiving my bloda

pkang:
There was this girl that has been looking and at me and then we started greeting and later I had the courage to tell her " look there is this trouser I usually see u put on and bla bla bla."
After those words I was nervous and left. 1 week past I wouldn't go there again because I never knew what to tell her again too bad of me.
Today, I walked up to her and told her that I like her and anytime I see her my mind blows kpov and she laughed. I told her I would like to be a casual friend and she agreed and I left. I did not bother to collect her number because I have up to 14 female numbers but believe me I have never called them because I don't know what to discuss or tell them.
I don't know if I have done the right thing although I don't really know how to keep the conversation on this friendship level.
On MY assessment, had I told her to be my GF she would have accepted .
Have I done right and what is the way forward

Quick to complain, dull to read from page1

Denizsmart:
Harddon, nice job u're doing here... here is my problem that gives me sleepless night....
Met this very beautiful girl sometime in November last year, we started as friends and later became lovers. I so much love her because of her beauty, I went on to introduce her to all my friends. Before I went back to school we had a slight hiccup, she was no where to be found on new year day after all my plans of being with her that day. I forgot everything and went back to school then she started calling and apologizing, I forgave her immediately. she will always call and keep telling me how she has missed me and can't wait to see me come back home. Fortunately my school was shut down due to a little chaos and I came back home. Now she has changed, she lost her phone and she has visited just once and even denied me sex. I have not heard or seen her for almost 2 weeks now. Do you think she really loves me or did I over showered her with love? Am just confused

The person that loves less in a relationship holds the controlling nob.

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home [b]N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time[\b] I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

you see what you are, "the other guy"..... all these novice sef.

You planted nothing serious in her, no humor, no bossy trait, a girl you just met and you are already planning a date the next day.

You: I no come see you again
Her: I was sick and had to travel back home
You: So thought of hanging out with me is already making you feel feverish.
her: laughing
you: anyways when you get well you'd have to take me out, because that your beautiful friend will have to eat the chicken I allocated for you.
her: no na, I will come back soon
You: emmmmm gotta get back to you lerra, something came up, you bounce.
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but you've messed up already.

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Torackzy:
Op I Want Use This Medium To Thank U 4 Ur Work Here, I Stumbled Opon This Thread Some Days Back Sha, Buh I Seem To Be Having A Bit Of A Sitiuation At My Hand.
My Story- I Met A Girl In Skul N We Became Frnds N Along The Line She Told Me She Loves Me That She Wud Like Us To Bein A Rltshp,i Agreed Even Thoug Deep Dwn I Knw I Loved The Gal Mre,nd After Some Weeks I Found Out That She Cheated On Me Wid My Friend N When I Confronted Her She Wud Deny It,i Tried To Put Everyth In The Past N Continue Wid The Rltshp But These Days She Barely Calls Me Nor Picks My Calls N When She Eventually She Will Tel Me To Call Her Back Vhat She Z Busy. Harddon Pls Help Me Cos Am Having A Hard Time Putting Her I Her Place.

you should have seen the red flag when you found out she slept with YOUR FRIEND, not even someone else, guy you sabi love ooooo for me I go just bone like say I no know, collect enough and throw your Assssss off.

peterpen:
I am so disappointed right now, dnt even know wat to type....


HARDDON LORDZERO OBIOMON OKWYPASCAL USTEC LILJBOY RICHKAL And the other gurus,
Hw do u reply a girl who is resistant to wit or gets angry when u make a subtle sexual joke abt her..




Dnt wanna ignore cos it might depict an act of cowardice cos she reprimanded me

some are just hardheaded..... If you didn't start just immediately with the sexual jokes, then guy you need to move to the next girl..... but if the problem is from your part, then, meet up, create a connection, make sure she's comfortable chatting you up first, then, BANGGGGGGG! You in for the explicit jokes.

Japhet04:
Hello gees, I have gotten into the biggest dillema of the week, there is this hot, curvy girl that i got her number through her friend, after calling her on the first day and telling her who I was, I called her again the next day but I noticed that each time I call she would always be sounding cold towards me, so I decided to call her again the next day but she did not pick after like three calls she flashed me back, i then sent her a message that read "Did u just give me a flash, so you cannot spend just 50 naira to call, are you that broke, you know, the first day we met I actually thought I saw something special in you and this goes beyond your face or whatever, it was something I thought made u stand out from the other girls I know, but the more I keep telling myself "try again she might be different" the more you keep thinking I am like the other guys who would call you 'fine girl', I guess that is the only thing that's there right?, a fine face.
its okay we learn everyday."

Oboy that was probably the biggest mistake of my life because after the she read the message she refused to pick my calls and when she finally picked she was very angry with me and was abusing me, she even told me to go fûck myself, after this I started calling her to apologize but she won't have any of it, last night I told her I am sorry and I asked if she has forgiven me, she said yes then I asked if she has forgotten what I said to her, she said that she cannot just forget like that, i asked her if we can start afresh but she said that she cannot relate with someone like me that I don't know how to talk, that let me go and look for another girl then she hung up. I have not called her up till today,

pls guys what should I do next, I really like this girl, when I started talking to her with the nice guys approach she was welcoming but when I changed to the Casanova that was were my problems started with her and she became very unresponsive and aggressive to me.

Pls help out, what did I do wrong, how do I get her back.

HARDDON
LORDZERO
OBIOMON
OKWYPASCAL
USTEC
LILJBOY
RICHKAL

And the other gurus, sorry for the long write up.

Mtchew

I'm not usually shy but when it comes to the ladies affair, I can shy for Africa!
Roflmao

LAFO:
Some people are blessed sha....





Unlike our own wey look like tangerines

eyahhhhhhhh I can feel your pain.

Australia and dangerous animals be like 5&6.
I hate snakes like die. if you watch Nat Geo Wild's king cobra documentary, guy you go fear those large long things..... one more time, I HATE SNAKES.

It’s okay to marry a woman old enough to be your mother, you can still explain that as love, but someone old enough to be your grandmother?

Mrluv:
so nobody can advice me here.well let me put on my shame cap and bounce out after all the race is not for the swift

you are just a Roaster on heat..... Go for other babes, there are too many fishes in the ocean. Read the drills over again and correct your F ups.

pkang:
I tried ur lines, it worked a little because after i asked where she bought and the price. She was like at Aba and i travel once a year. I could not proceed to the other lines but i just bounce out after inquiring if see is from Aba.
I dont know if i screw up or am still on track.
I want to know if i go there next morning if its good to ask how was ur 9t which i know she would say fine and i will be stocked or what advise do u have for me.

go back to page 1-7 of this thread..... read up. if you still get it hard to understand, let me know

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peterpen:
yea liljboy, thesuave10, hw do you chat up a girl via text, how do,you hold on a conversation with a girl without telling her you collected her number from your friend....we need texting drills also

whats the circumstances surrounding your taking the number from a friend.... she dey live far from you or not? una get vibe together? una don talk before ?

Japhet04:
so I have finally gotten this girls number from her friend, who told me not to tell her who I got it from.

pls liljboy what is the best way to call or message a girl whose number you got from her friend, I can't chat cause she's not on WhatsApp,
pls I don't want to do it in a way that she will think I am unserious.


Harddon
Okwypascal
Ustec

I gave you a legit means to approach her and still have your balls intact, instead you sort for a 'perceived easier way'. Bravo!!! you've just sent a message over,
1. Am a weakling that can't talk to you face to face
2. Behind this my bossy facade, am just a boy

At first bolded, for her friend to give you her number means she sees you as someone who deserves her friend, someone 'okay' so to speak..... or possibly someone she and her friend have been gossiping about and admire from a distance.


At second bolded, you rightly pointed out its hard for you to hold a convo, how do you want to go about talking to her on phone, I know your type will just black out, EM EM I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI, I AM...... YOUR COLLEAGUE AT SO SO SO PLACE, THE TALL BLACK BLA BLA BLA, OK BYE GOODNIGHT......


mtchew, you just fall my hands.

pkang:
Bro, thanks a lot. But after I bounce out what next, what do I do next or the following day.

BTF, I can't keep little convo I have tried read books but yet can't sit beside my Father and Mother to discuss issues except politics with my pop.

you see, politics works for your dad. what works for your mum and siblings or even that girl at work, find out, research on it and use it to your advantage.

echobazz:
Harddon and co,i'm really impressed with the discussions in this thread,well there is this girl who is always asking after my babe but i always keep mute or become less concerned about the question,but she is always persistent about the question.What is she after?

This question has been treated before. Just tell her THEY are all fine, that one actually sponsored your outing last week Sunday..... paint am well, she may ask you so they are many, then you'd be like, I be fine guy na, they'll always flock around..... shikina

when you are just there minding your business and she walks by ...... Good LORDDDDDDD

brandon180:
bosses in da rum i hail oooo..
I have a problem, wen ever am with a gal, i always have this problem of not knowing wat to say, as in i think of topics to discuss i always come up with none..anyhelp?

your head will just hit a dead end.
your reasoning will just blackout.
your mouth will just go dry.... been there, yea I have.

read from page one to four, use something around her, what she's wearing etc, say something that'll seek for a reply from her, make her smile, be yourself.

pkang:
I really do appreciate your good gesture in trying to help some men out of their problems.

I have some too and your advise or anyone is highly appreciated.

I can hardly communicate with anyone; Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters and Friends even to strangers.

Women love me but i am always shy and let them go

I have also lost a girl to a colleague at my place of work as well as my Quality Manager.

For my quality manager, i told her that i would like her to visit my house and she preferred a hotel. I told her that i am allergic to hotel and i have not been there and she told me to try it once. Few days later, i called to her that i have booked a hotel that she should come her response, " do u think i will actually follow u there" then i switched of my phone because of fear and tension. I thought she would sack me at work b/c i am a contract staff but she didn't.

Now i have a girl who normally look at me each time i passes her office. The looking has lasted for some months and now we are greeting each other. I really want to go ask her name and know more about her and if possible take her out but fear of the right approach.
I can hardly give a genuine reply to any convo infact conversation is my biggest problem. I cannot just do it. I might loss this girl, but i don't want to do it in a nice guy's way. I just need some steps on how to do this.
I have been planning for a line like this," heh, u r under arrest by me and i wont leave here without u accompanying to the station except you tell me your name". If this works, what will be the very next word or action to take. Or better still, how do u think abt it.

I have been finding it difficult reasoning out some things even remembering names is a big problem to me. Most times i will chat with a girl and after ther chat my brain will remember how i would have said things instead of how i said it but then, it is too late, and i never chat with the person again.

This is my humble proble and although women complain that i don't always smile. Will smiling always not be look as silly?

INTROVERT SPECIALIST.
you have to make a move before you lose this other lady, since she looks at you almost all the time, just dash into her office tomorrow and be like, I see you like wearing jeans/shirts/suits/t-shirts, am trying to get one for my sis or female cousin..... where do you buy yours and what's the price range like? she'll be free to tell you. then say something like, what if I give you some cash will you purchase it for me?, then immediately say something else like, NO NO DON'T BOTHER, (with a funny frowning face) YOU MAY JUST CHOOSE TO QUIT THE NEXT DAY AND RUN AWAY WITH MY 4K, ITS MY LAST CARD THIS MONTH, LET ME COME AND BE GOING. then you tell her, see you later madam jeans/shirt etc then bounce.

but guy you need to go back to your root and start having a decent convo with your siblings etc, tackling it from the root will help you a lot.

maestromicky:
Bosses Boss i hail ooo... Actually there is dis gurl in my class we have been fwends for over a year now... She comes to my lounge stay for longer hours... Actually i have dis sendless lifestyle towards her...nd i think its digging her... Buh nytime she comes around i dont have d sex feelings but dis gurl go wer die... How can initiate dis feelings nd how can i also initiate such feelings in her head....

she comes to your den, spends hours, obviously she's been waiting for you to go for the kill.... Guy wetin you dey wait for? Don't dull further, strike up a convo, prepare a nice meal at home etc just do something amazing, you can put up a music, force her to dance to it, and go for the kiss, that one neutralizes firewalls ASAP.

mmmmmm? SHE LIKEY BIGG CASSAVA

but for what it's worth.... NOBODY IS UGLY, WE ARE JUST BROKE

okevibes:
Kcee’s new throwback photo shows that he has truly come a long way

Limpopo crooner, Kcee pictured with a friend, a long time ago. This was shared via his Instagram page this morning.
===> See more at: http://www.mkgist.info/kcees-new-throwback-photo-shows-that-he-has-truly-come-a-long-way

I swear down this guy truly suffer

austin2all:
Another mistake god made.

ibu ewwwwwuuuuu