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What happened was that APC bought over most of the social media influencers, social commentators, journalists and so many more people. Their propaganda game was well planned, masterfully executed and thoroughly monitored.

There Is Something About this Buhari Regime That I Don't Understand Comparing The Fact That He Came In Immediately After Jonathan was Painted As "Most Hated', Many Of The Things Buhari Is Getting Away With Jonathan Would Have Been Nailed For it.. Fuel For ₦180 Like howwwwww?

You know how those marketers that come and tell you their product is the best? That's the strategy APC used cause GEJ was failing, only for them to bring an already failed product with packaging.
Buhari issa Scam.

1. They act edgy

Sometimes, ladies deliberately put up an edgy front when they visit men in their houses. They act uncomfortable and would be cold towards the guy till they leave. Men sense their defense and aloofness and would rather leave them alone till they adjust.

2. Stories that touch the heart

Sometimes, ladies cook up all sorts of stories that would make men pity them; they talk about how they have suffered one or two forms of abuse in their previous relationships. They act traumatized and this would naturally throw the men off balance.

It would after all be inappropriate for the guys to want to try anything funny after they have heard their heart touching tales.

3. List of house chores

Ladies avoid having s3x with men they visit by coming up with the excuse of leaving for their own house. Usually, the guy would try to persuade them and they would come up with the annoying list of things they need to do at home before their parents or guardians get back.

4. They focus on something

Another thing ladies do when visiting guys in their houses is to concentrate on doing a particular thing. Some place all their attention on books while some watch movies and do not give the guys the time to want to get personal with them.

5. They receive calls at intervals

When ladies feel like they have stayed long enough in a place, they start to receive calls that would make the guys feel they need to be on their way. Some even become apologetic on the phone to make the guy feel they have to go somewhere immediately.

In some cases, girls put their friends up to this and make them call them at intervals just to prevent the guy from launching his s3x idea on them.

6. They avoid sitting on the bed

Many ladies avoid sitting on the bed when they visit men as they feel they are falling into a trap. The bed makes them more cautious and to avoid being tempted or lured into doing something they do not want to do at that moment, they would rather sit on the chair.

7. They would have a friend with them

Ladies do not like visiting men for the first time alone. They would rather go with one or two friends that would help them break the tension that could be around the place.

Having one or two other girls in the room apart from the main girl visiting would spoil the show for the men. Ladies can be sure nothing would happen then.

8. Red flag shows up

Ladies know that men do not like hearing the fact that the red flag is on. Most men would be irritated seeing the blood bank of the girls when they want to sleep with them.

It is a natural turn off for men so ladies use it as a weapon and say they are on. Some even go on to wear pads just to prove it is real.

9. Wearing tight clothes

Another thing ladies do when they go visit men in their houses is to wear tight clothes that have restrictions. It would be pretty difficult getting them out of the cloth and it would give them enough time to allow sanity creep back in peradventure they got carried away.

10. KEEPING THE DOOR OPENED

Ladies sometimes are on the defensive side and ask men to open the door to their rooms so everyone could see what is happening in the room.

To an extent, ladies feel comfortable this way as they know it is near impossible for the guys to attempt being funny or try to have s3x with them with the door wide opened

this people... their brain dey "one corner"

Let's face the reality here, Seems some of these "New Generation" Nigerian couples spend much of their time in preparing for "Wedding" instead of Preparing for "Marriage".



I'm not totally against this trend, But all these going on knees thing (for marriage proposal) is so foreign and unnecessary,,, Though our ladies might argue that any Man that doesn't demonstrate that is not Romantic, Mind you, before you start throwing insult on me, am not condemning the act as a matter of fact I might still follow the trend and do it just to please my lady.


Blame Hollywood for this silly trend. Why the stage-managed engagement BULLSHIT?



Few days ago, I was reading a news in some of these Nigerian bloggers news outlets, I came across where a man pretended to have a heart attack, all because he want to caught the girl by surprise and propose to her. Another one is where a Man faked arrest by the Police just to know the reaction of the lady before proposing to her.



My question is did our parents do all these and their marriage lasted for so long and why is it that there are so many marriage crisis and failures from our new couples after all this hullabaloo??



When it is time because you both should have defined your relationship before hand,, there is no need for all these hullabaloo nonsense, my opinion.


When the man is ready, let him simply ask the lady "'when can my people come and see yours?", And she will understand. That is a proposal on its own.



All the hullabaloo about proposals, pre-wedding photos, bridal shower and other nonsense is what makes people forget that marriage is serious business, and then when they enter they begin to complain.



Just after the wedding, in some instances, the couple will be dead broke and all the busybodies that attended the elaborate show of extravagance called WHITE WEDDING will vanish



One thing is, most of these girls will read this and still follow their foolish ways.... For me "women are naturally gullible, they can only try to get out of it, which they can't.... THEY CAN ONLY TRY"



All these flamboyant (pre)weddings, bribal and baby showers (which most times the woman would even willingly volunteer to go nude *sighs*) will not take us anywhere or as you said make the marriage foundation stronger than a rock.......


When problems arise, which MUST arise, all those people that rallied around you to chop and drain your man's pocket will be looking at you from afar, make you solve your own matter.....



Our forefathers and mum's didn't do all these BS but still them still stand gidigbam.... These girls go form crying soté their tear gland will start malfunctioning, you cry when the cherry is popped, over BF issues, over heartbreak, over nysc call up, over movie, over engagement, over mosquito wey insecticide kill..... Why can't you keep the tears in intact and shed them when it is necessary?

Abeg, na only you waka come?


Please, you guys should stop disturbing us

Some even go as far as fainting.

Ladies please stop irritating us with the crocodile tears.

Sometimes, the couple even shop for the engagement ring together but the woman will still put up a crying performance. Copy-copy on steroids.

Sometimes the girl will even be the one that bought the ring

What were you expecting my dear? Do you think the idiot did you a favour by proposing?


So you were not sure of what you guys were doing over the years?

Eating Ogbono soup together and all?

Stop it now, wipe your tears and shut up.

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Flashh:
What warrants this rubbish? If you have a brain at all. Bring it online, when next you want to drop a comment. Because you just display how little and childish your brain is.

You didn't make use of it before posting this shít.

I no sabi English type am for vernacular.

ryfoz:
I disagree again with both points. Point 1 is your assumption that other countries don't change font (even if it common to Nigerians, it is not a crime)

Point 2 is your own opinion.

I'm not saying this to cause any problems, I prefer other fonts than default (cos it helps me to read better and ultimately beautify the device)

That's all I can say

free that fowl

*Some Serious Food for Thought_* think twice for all these pastors and their private companies called churches
They say Oprah is not a Christian, but built a school
for girls in South Africa. IT IS FREE EDUCATION!!!
They say Beyoncé is Illuminati, she's building a
school for girls in Afghanistan. IT IS FREE
EDUCATION!!!
Tererai Trent is building a school for girls in Zimbabwe.
IT IS FREE EDUCATION!!!
They say Mark Zuckerberg is an Atheist (doesn't
believe in God), but more than 50% of his wealth
goes to charity. *FACT*
Bill Gates is spending billions to eradicate Polio
disease in Nigeria! Most of the American illuminati
celebrities are
investing millions on projects in African continents,
adopting and educating African Children!!!
Our supposedly heaven-bound African (most
especially Nigerians) Pastors are building Empires for
themselves.... These Pastors tell us 'law' came by
Moses, but 'grace'
came by Jesus... They pray with the grace of Jesus,
and collect money with the law of Moses.
They are Christians, but nothing Christ-like about
them anymore... Jesus Christ was a just man, who
understood the principle of the 'widow's mite', but our
today Pastors don't give a shit about widow's
mite... The more you give, the more important you're
in today's churches, irrespective of whether the
money is ill gotten or not. JUST GIVE!!!!
The Bible is now a weapon of mass deception... They
twist the Bible knowing that people are lazy to read.
They collect 10% tithe, they collect welfare offering,
they collect building offering, regular offering *all
from one month's salary etc....
After which they will ask you to make vows and sow
seeds at random! Haha!! Why won't they be
billionaires? After collection, they build high profile
schools,
exotic Hotels and Hospitals for Politicians and their
children, not caring about people who have been
giving their widow's mite.
The Bible said "give that there may be meat in my
store house"... God never said you should keep
collecting after you have overflow of meat -private
jets and billions in the store house. Just imagine if
these Pastors give a tithe of 10% from their income
back
to the church... Nope!
They preach faith, but they don't exercise faith. They tell you to give $1000 to become a Billionaire in
6months, but they won't pray for you to become a
Billionaire before giving! I never heard of any
Billionaire who became one out of a pastor praying
for you... I only know you can become a Billionaire
through ideas, hard work and diligence! I always
shake my head whenever I see about 100 people
running to go and sow $200 to become Billionaires
in 24 months. *remember that our God is not a
gambler and church is not a casino.
I keep wondering when they will ever stop being
stupid... How can the same Pastor who told you to
sow seed of $1000 2years ago to become a millionaire
in 6months, come back after 1year to tell
you to sow $200 to become a Billionaire in 24
months? Please do the math na... if $1000 did not
make a millionaire, how $200 make you a Billionaire?
*SMH*
What baffles me most is the speed at which they run to
go and pick the envelops, knowing fully well that some of them can't even afford to pay their bills, and
some are 3 months behind in their rent payment.
Haha!!! Many Christians went to church with
empty stomachs.. Pastors continue to live like kings
and queens.

diamond wowo sha

five northern governors, yesterday began a two-day visit to the South-East and South-South geo-political zones in search of peace, with Abia as their first port of call..... including the governor of borno state, a state that knows no peace for more than four years now.....

they think we're as gullible as they are.

eazy07:
My friend, it seems u dont know what a "petrol bomb" is.

who en their right mind will be sleeping with a petrol....