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Olukokosir:
Api married life toolz.




Expectn d first result after 9months

9 months ke.......i bet u 5 months time she don born

joseph1832:
Ah it usually does. Even as sexually assertive as Joe is, Joe is a very private person, especially when it involves bedroom arithmetic.

skarlett:
Faq the gandolier! He's being paid to row not peek besides I don't think such a small matter as peeking can deter the sexually assertive Joe

Ooooh.........two of u

Raeshelle:
pls who is dis man

Lol....nobody knows oh.......he was pictured somewhere and the picture was uploaded and somehow it went viral

Hope Nigeria will have a space here oh

*modified*

So i'm even FTC-on explores thread,i'm not even gonna acknowledge it

Swissheart:
laughing..... Yes o. How have you been?

SwissIBRA:
Our Area,
Is that where she stay?
That is my Zanga.
MUVA oya help a friend meet a friend.

May the thread derailing begin

Thats all
Cc:lalasticlala,food is ready

9.People of Spain, come and dash us the tomatoes that you’re not using.

We’re not even doing shakara!

8.When you start thinking of going to Spain to help them take care of their tomatoes.

Edakun, let me assist you.

7.When you start wondering how they got so
many free tomatoes.


How though?

6.When you don’t mind making stew with the
tomatoes on the floor.

Who neatness don epp at this point?

5.When you realise the tomatoes they’re
throwing can make a hundred pots of soup.

Scissors Christ

4.When the tomatoes they’re throwing become bars of gold in your eyes.
You people are gods oh

3.When you remember you bought 4 tomatoes at 500 Naira.
Come and adopt me pls

2.When you see pictures of them throwing tomatoes during the festival

Are those even real tomatoes?

1.When you hear about an actual tomato
festival but refuse to believe it.


Na lie abeg!

Tomatoes have become scarce and really expensive in Nigeria as a result of pestilence caused by a moth, Tuta Absoluta, which has damaged many farmers’ harvest across the country. Sigh!

And while Nigerians are trying to deal with this problem, you won’t believe there’s an actual tomato throwing festival in Spain annually.

During the festival known as La Tomatina people from all around the world travel to a village near Valencia in Spain, and throw tomatoes for entertainment. And guess what? This is the 70th year of the festival.

GloriaNinja:
well... am glad van gaal is out.

U ehn...u must find a way to talk abt Man U

My opinion tho....i dont see Mourinho succeeding at United

GloriaNinja:
why do u think so?

I just think they ve over stretched themselves....the vigour with which they started wasnt rili dere at d end

Who u epp??
who u epp??
32 years??
U don marry??

GloriaNinja:
I viewed it a little. Barcelona won. did you watch the game.?

Not rili...but barca sha,i dont think dey gonna dominate next season

GloriaNinja:
not in this economy joor, if you were even offered 500 thousand dollars, you will even become a die-hard man United fan.

Lol.....u Never chi chom chin..

Did u see yesterday's match??....copa del rey

Phaytte:
(but ASUU is a different body right). so I'm here asking for clarity.
please help me with the real gist

Phaytte,ASUU didn't embark on a personal strike with the govt. ASUU is a subsidiary of NLC,alongside NUJ,NUC,NUT,NUPENG,etc...A strike by NLC affects all of this bodies,thats why

Hope you understand ??

GloriaNinja:
ofcourse I believe he will. New change is coming but for a million dollar to convert to a man United and you are stating maybe? if I hear.

We know what the new change did at Chelsea oh

And i'm serious oh....ama staunch Chelsea fan,nth can move me

EroticAngelina:
hmm ok.

Yup

GloriaNinja:
um are you now a converted man United fan?

Not for a million dollars...maybe sha,but really...nah

just pointing to you how next season is gonna be bloody......You really think Jose could pull sth nice at United??

GloriaNinja:
True DAT! and I positively know that there will be a success and era with Jose mourinho.

Yea....dont also forget we gonna have the likes of Pep Guardiola,Conte,Pochettino,Klopp.....and dont forget...Ranieri is coming back with mad vigour....

GloriaNinja:
nigga what you gon say now man United won the FA cup huh? Chelsea are losers. up man United.

Congrats to Man U.......honestly i'm happy for them....this season yea...Chelsea are losers..

I heard Jose Mourinho is now at Man U......lehs see how that goes......congrats again

johnydon22:
Yes my pm works... you can send directly to Johnydon22@yahoo.com though to avoid to protocols of NL

Alryt....thanks

halfricanadian:
Nothing

Ok den....thanks for your time
Goodnight

halfricanadian:
Wat are u saying am a nigerina currently living in nigeria

Whats up with the canadian stuff den