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Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 8:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
klassic:
Yeap. Smiles
Confam...we must sha notice una everywhere
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 8:19pm On Mar 31, 2017
uniqueogo:
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alright the only time I was sent out of class was in my jss 3 on an exam.....
I can't remember the subject but it was one yeye womanizer corper dey supervise the exam.
he was just touching some the girls for their chest especially the older ones at the back of the class while screaming FACE YOUR PAPER, DO NOT LOOK UP OR RIGHT OR LEFT JUST LOOK DOWN AT YOUR PAPER.
and my school was an all girls school while at the same time copying the answers from the most brilliant ones and passing the expo to his ...... I dont even know if they are his girl friends or if he's just doing that to be able to have sex with them ....... when I noticed it, the thing come dey vex me and I come dey squeeze face but there was nothing I could do except to dey fume inside with hatred for the man
then later when we were making noise after the first paper .... he asked us to mount our chairs as punishment and then I was very small that my class mate call me smallie.
na so the yeye corper came and rubbed my legs na so I mount down come warn am make him no touch me again
so he sent me out of the class and i was standing outside when the second paper started later a teacher approached me and asked me why I was standing outside .
after explaining to her she asked me to go and apologise to him to be able to take my second exam ( can u imagine ) at the end I had to

but after the exams I was waiting for the stupid corper to cross my part but he didn't as if he knew what I had in store for him
Lol ..we all had dose young male teachers wey dey always form starboy for class. Was ur skul FGGC??
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 4:11pm On Mar 31, 2017
MrSmith007 & Loyalblak007
Mr & Mrs 007
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 4:05pm On Mar 31, 2017
Mine was in JSS 3 Agric Class. So it happened that the previous day, we were to wait after school for Agric lesson...but i stab the class.

The next day in class, the woman na asked me to stand up....she was lyk ''So you ran home yesterday abi''. Now my house was just abt 5 minutes from the skul..i na replied her, ''No,I didnt run home oh..I walked home''...

That was where it finish for me. She sent me out of class, after she finished teaching,she sent me to the staffroom..i jus blyk ''Father into your Hands I commit my spirit''. See how all d teachers jus dey enta my mata

Meanwhile Agric was the second period that day, I stood at staffroom till last period...It was rilli a suffering sumtin da day.
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 3:48pm On Mar 31, 2017
uniqueogo:
I can't imagine, tell us
I'm just eager to read yours..
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m): 3:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
klassic:
Never got sent out of class but got suspended almost twice in secondary school. Appearently cos I was quiet every one thought they could shit on me.
There was this abino always looking for trouble .we all called him teddy bear face cos he had this funny childish face.
One day e offended me and was making mockery of me on top am join. I dial he face ,I collect serious beating that day. And that was the day the entire staff room started calling me militant. Cos the albino face red like tomatoes for hours.
Unknown to me, I became target cos the guy dad owe bread while I nor get who even get my time to find me come school.
Student teachers begin plan me. For failure to pay some fees for a subject I wasn't gonna take cos I wasn't interested but was kinda compulsory, the student teacher dial my ear. Bros I nor lie I return am , spit follow and I begin dey find bottle to design am in my rage.
The beating I receive nor get part two.
I still go waylay am sha I almost go expelled, but I was about writing my neco.
My dad finally intervened first time he ever came and threatened to take the matter before VC , na so matter die.But the albino never knew peace till he finally left. Anywhere we see na fight till blood show.at a point me and e am retire, e come be me and e elder brother and we lost a tooth to our fights maybe perhaps I was stuttered I was easily enraged. Even for teacher present we go fight. But na me go beat you oooo. If time reach to judge you dey lie and I nor fit talk fast cos I dey stutter, its either we start fresh round of fight or I begin dey cry if na those teacher I dey fear .
U be Warri boy abi
Education › Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Liljeez(m):
DAIL:
We were ask to sit on d floor in front of class for noise making : so we decided to make it fun by looking at d nta and the CTV of gal who left their TV station's open, we were caught and ask to leave the class..primary 4 Airforce primary school Kano
Pry 4 ke??....Oga boss. Me wey start for JS1, i feel say na me bad pass.
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Members Protest Against Their Bishop In Delta For Looting (Pics) by Liljeez(m): 3:45pm On Mar 15, 2017
EVILFOREST:
Not COMMON for Pentecostal MEMBERS to stage mutiny against their PaPa, because they believe "EVERY CASH belongs to their PaPa".

Such Rubbish can never be entertained among the Anglicans, Roman Catholics, Baptists, Methodist....
Because PASTORS of such are posted out, derobed, or deleted... It's believed that church is not a private establishment, where members will remain moribund to their pastors ill-doings.
This is actually an Anglican church bro
TV/Movies › Re: The Wedding Party by Liljeez(m): 10:47am On Feb 19, 2017
Lojekunle:
If you're so interested in watching the movie the wedding party get in here I found a link You have received a YouTube video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftuD7mYNXEU good luck while you stream
Pls can u post that of *A trip to Jamaica*
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 6:06pm On Oct 22, 2016
Weselion:
You no longer need to come to school for the screening. Yabatech would be using a grading system, your O'Level grades and your Jamb score would be used to score you
Oh,thank you very much. So after they do that,what next?
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2016
Please for those of us screening next week, has anyone been able to get their exact date and time yet??
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Shouldn't Have A Divorce - Chris Oyakhilome by Liljeez(m): 3:49pm On Sep 15, 2016
fingard02k:
Didn't he divorce his wife? Ayam not understanding
She divorced him actually
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 5:47pm On Sep 10, 2016
Weselion:
You will receive an sms from the school telling you when to come for screening.
In what way are we going to get this message?

Is it through sms or email
Politics › Re: Aftermath Of 3Hour Heavy Downpour In Ondo Town by Liljeez(m): 5:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
Emempaul:
no. D Flooding is caused by a various dams boundary with nigeria releasing excess water
You mean Niger republic ryt
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Liljeez(m): 1:05pm On Sep 02, 2016
blingxx:
funny..... ma birthday is on Wednesday anyway grin
Should we be concerned abt this??
Politics › Re: Historical Nigeria: A Rare Look Into The Past In Fascinating Photos. by Liljeez(m): 8:54am On Jul 14, 2016
Explorers:
Leopard escaped and shot in Lagos, 1912.
Nor b today Nigerians start to dey kill animals wey escape
Education › Re: This Is How I Iron My Clothes In Ogwashi Uku by Liljeez(m): 7:37am On Jul 11, 2016
omanzo02:
Thank Buhari administration for your travail!
grin
I believe he said 'the last 6 years'
Education › Re: This Is How I Iron My Clothes In Ogwashi Uku by Liljeez(m): 7:36am On Jul 11, 2016
Skyken99:
Lol



How does that one work??


Aren't you staining your clothes



Funny though!!
Its gas flame.........it doesn't stain
Politics › Re: Okorocha Riding Bicycle This Morning, Followed By His Security Team by Liljeez(m): 7:43am On Jul 08, 2016
Austin4lif:
who is paying d domestic staff and the aids following her ?
When President sent Obasanjo abroad for peace keeping,wasnt it the govt dat paid the money.....so if he sends Aisha,do u expect her to use her money before!?
Politics › Re: Okorocha Riding Bicycle This Morning, Followed By His Security Team by Liljeez(m): 5:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
Austin4lif:
Okohausa have done it again o. I remembered vividly, APC said no office of the first lady if elected, wht is madam Aisha doing in kano? Or is it that the office was changed to the office of the wife of the president? Hmmmm , Nigerians are scammed. I await zombies to come and attack me
Ask urself if she is being paid as wife of the president
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Marry Alhaji Ishaya Bako Soon… by Liljeez(m): 2:09pm On Jul 06, 2016
ellafuchsiaordi:
..lol..I like ur style..
U attended NEPA ryt
Celebrities › Re: The Voice Nigeria by Liljeez(m): 2:07pm On Jul 06, 2016
Sisan......u attended NEPA ryt?
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 9:12am On Jul 04, 2016
Any new development yet?
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Liljeez(m): 7:35am On Jun 22, 2016
I vote MIMZY cc: NLJega
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 7:29am On Jun 22, 2016
Weselion:
A screening exercise would still hold. The screening form is not yet on sale
When is likely to be out and how much will it cost
Education › Re: YABATECH Post Utme 2021/2022 Screening Thread by Liljeez(m): 8:41am On Jun 20, 2016
Please,i want to know where we as aspirants stand now
Romance › Re: All These Girls With Their K-leg Syndrome Of Taking Pictures by Liljeez(m): 1:05pm On Jun 13, 2016
tosyne2much:
I like the fact that you made reference to Oliviaarims... One of the reasons why I'm asking for her hand in marriage cool


*nobody should quote me*
Is this how you propose
Travel › Re: AfricaRanking: 20 Worst Slums In Africa. by Liljeez(m): 9:17am On Jun 09, 2016
Confirmed:Kenya is a Slum
TV/Movies › Re: TITANIC: More Facts, Rare Images And Behind The Scene. by Liljeez(m): 1:55am On Jun 09, 2016
Explorers:
If you have tubemate or apps that can download on youTube.
Gimme a youtube link let me download it pls
Nairaland General › Re: Woman On Okada Crushed To Death In Delta By A Speeding Hit & Run Driver (photos) by Liljeez(m): 12:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
So sad, i was an eyewitness but i couldn't stay for long cos i had an appointment.

This actually happened last week saturday,in Sapele,Delta state around Adeola junction......it was around 7am it happened.

The woman was said to be on her way to collect the money owed to her wen this happened....

Very sad indeed
Car Talk › Re: 15 Places You Must Never Overtake The Car In Front Of You When Driving by Liljeez(m): 8:56am On Jun 01, 2016
Peace Mass Transit will not hear dis one now oh....
Their own 'modus operandi' is KILL THEM ALL
Phones › Re: GLO New Cheap Data Plans & Prices (2GB For N1,000) by Liljeez(m): 2:18am On Jun 01, 2016
godoluwa:
abeg wat month new season go begin?
August....after Euro2016,COPA America and the Olympics

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