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Romance › Re: Ten Signs He's Into You! by Liljeez(m): 12:38am On May 22, 2016

halfricanadian:
I am crios

Buh u grew up in Nigeria ??

Romance › Re: Ten Signs He's Into You! by Liljeez(m): 12:24am On May 22, 2016

halfricanadian:
Tanx

Great...u online
@ur moniker...are yhu serious?

Education › Re: 25 Pictures NDA Aspirants Can Relate With by Liljeez(m): 12:17am On May 22, 2016

Love Machine:
What is afsb?

Armed Forces Selection Board

Romance › Re: Ten Signs He's Into You! by Liljeez(m): 12:10am On May 22, 2016

halfricanadian:

Praying for d day i will experience this

You knw.......we could make it happen if you want

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by Liljeez(m): 11:50pm On May 21, 2016

Emodeee:
i did. The girl nvr tell you say she nor go reply your pm na. She is the cocky type, yeah, i know that but she could give you the privilege of replying your pm. U suppose don chill. The girl wey you dey do pvssy nigger for, one guy dey kiss her for public. U just made her feel on top of the world. Like say she fine sef. Saucy girl.

Thanks but I really don't care about your opinion of her,goodnight

Christianity Etc › Re: The Untold Story of Job By Johnydon22 by Liljeez(m): 11:05pm On May 21, 2016

Johnydon22 ....does your pm work ??.....deres dis matter at hand

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by Liljeez(m): 11:03pm On May 21, 2016

Emodeee:
pvssy nigger. You should do dat in private not a public place like dis.

Couldn't you just scroll up and read what led to this? Please do and stop being ignorant

Nairaland General › Re: Harmless Everyday Things In Our Homes That Could Actually Kill Us. by Liljeez(m): 11:00pm On May 21, 2016

ritababe:
oh so u no fear again?

Explorers:
On my way

But sir,you are married oh...or is because your wife is not on nairaland

Nairaland General › Re: Harmless Everyday Things In Our Homes That Could Actually Kill Us. by Liljeez(m): 10:50pm On May 21, 2016

Explorers:
10. Extension Cords.

You probably use them everywhere. You probably couldn’t do all the daily things you do now without them. But extension cords send about 4,000 people to the emergency room every single year. They’re a dangerous tripping hazard, and that’s just the beginning of the trouble they cause. Extension cords are a big fire hazard that kill about 50 people annually. Over 3,000 house fires are started by extension cords every year. That makes them incredibly dangerous to your home.

Side of my bed right now

Education › Re: 25 Pictures NDA Aspirants Can Relate With by Liljeez(m): 10:17pm On May 21, 2016

Odunayaw:
I wrote at ikeja

I wrote at air force base Benin......were you shortlisted huh

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by Liljeez(m): 10:05pm On May 21, 2016

EroticAngelina:
I don't reply PMs.
what do you wanna talk to me about?

Didnt rili want to say it here......but...

It might seem pretty awkward.....geez,wah am i saying,of course it's gonna be awkward,I just like you so much...lyk im so into yhu.....might sound funny but i'm like ur personal stalker on NL.....i just couldn't help it anymore.....i had to find a way tell yhu..

I just hope i've made sense to you

Education › Re: 25 Pictures NDA Aspirants Can Relate With by Liljeez(m): 9:36pm On May 21, 2016

Love Machine:
Can an applicant succeed with merit and without a godfather?

Guy.......to make d 50-man list is by merit......but dat AFSB eh.....na dere power dey jam power oh

Can we chat privately....lemme tell u some things

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by Liljeez(m): 9:00pm On May 21, 2016

EroticAngelina:
if he's insinuating that she's bleaching, then he needs help. those knuckles aren't results of bleaching.

the girl sef no try.

Hi.....does ur pm work??.....i really wanna tlk to you

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Famous People From Delta State (photos) by Liljeez(m): 8:55pm On May 21, 2016

Zehner:
I am from Delta

If u are in sapele can we meet??

Romance › Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Liljeez(m): 8:37pm On May 21, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Ahhhha.... Sorry Oga.... Oya no vex make I change am for you..

Ha...seriously Bobo juice

dahs just wicked

Education › Re: 25 Pictures NDA Aspirants Can Relate With by Liljeez(m): 7:53pm On May 21, 2016

mehn....i can relate to all this oh because I wrote the entrance examination this year....we were scheduled to start by 7am....na so i rush reach the place quarter after 6....for my mind military get order..dem go start exactly 7am

My people....na so we sit down under sun ooooh......till 11am before we start...to worsen it,immediately we entered the hall,NEPA took light....the heat eh

I didnt make the 50-man AFSB list sha.....i'm gonna try again next year sha

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Romance › Re: Guys Can You Please Tell Me What's Going On In This Pictures(X-Rays)? by Liljeez(m): 4:47pm On May 20, 2016

CaroLyner:
explorers sup with your recent hard_on threads?

U know he recently got married....hez already enjoying some 'stuff'

abi explorers

Events › Re: Wedding Day Disasters: The Worst Things That Can Happen On Your Wedding. by Liljeez(m): 8:27am On May 20, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
I dey wait for you to gimme ring .

Have this my fairest angel

Education › Re: 14 Pictures That Depict Some Campus Relationships by Liljeez(m): 8:23am On May 20, 2016

PRESTIGERHYMES:
just tell me u like it

yemsai:
Lol

TheMascot:
babe did you do technical drawing..this ur eye brows is not a be here something

So you've rush to go and check picture just now....

Travel › Re: Egyptair Flight With 69 On Board Disappears by Liljeez(m): 2:40pm On May 19, 2016

Mskrisx:
Chaiii Jesus oooo why all this nau? Everybody is just going.

My dear mother I wonder why u had to go too
This
week is coming to an end am still hoping it's not true that u died on Saturday..

Now I understand how it feels to lose a parent.

Baby.....m so sorry......just take it easy ok??

Sports › Re: A Twitter User Predicted Leicester's Success A Week After The EPL Started (pics) by Liljeez(m): 8:10am On May 19, 2016

Lily4star:
Everyone to its own, it just depends on how, where and the kind of people one grew up around. Good morning

Yeah yeah.....that's true.....morning

How was your night

Family › Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by Liljeez(m): 10:41pm On May 18, 2016

Now i understand the meaning of beating sombody blue--black

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Sports › Re: A Twitter User Predicted Leicester's Success A Week After The EPL Started (pics) by Liljeez(m): 10:36pm On May 18, 2016

Lily4star:
I gree with you, Mr sef I dey pray like this make dem fire am

Lol......been a while since i saw a gurl passionate abt football.......all our girls telemundo don spoil dem

Sports › Re: A Twitter User Predicted Leicester's Success A Week After The EPL Started (pics) by Liljeez(m): 10:34am On May 18, 2016

Lily4star:
Man U dey talk u sef dey talk when you ought to be hiding, una wey I use torchlight dey find for table yet I no see. Una dey learn work, na play u dey

Babe chill....ah tell u eh,next season go bloody for EPL.....Ah jux pity Man U if dey keep LVG next season

Car Talk › Re: My Road Trip From Lagos To Owerri And Back. by Liljeez(m): 5:49am On May 18, 2016

timilehing:
Toyoace G25 /Toyota Tundra/Camry orobo.

Na u b Toyota oh

Car Talk › Re: My Road Trip From Lagos To Owerri And Back. by Liljeez(m): 5:45am On May 18, 2016

king406:
wow from where to where? And which car?

You mean....which fuel?

Sports › Re: A Twitter User Predicted Leicester's Success A Week After The EPL Started (pics) by Liljeez(m): 5:12am On May 18, 2016

Lily4star:
That's if LVG doesn't remain coach. I miss the MU of old

DeeCherry:
Yea babe! MUFC for ever!

GloriaNinja:
Leicester should enjoy while it still last, Man United will be back with a bang next season. watchout #TeamManUnited

We Chelsea fans don't know wat you are saying

Sports › Re: A Twitter User Predicted Leicester's Success A Week After The EPL Started (pics) by Liljeez(m): 5:09am On May 18, 2016

DeeCherry:
Yea babe! MUFC for ever!

We Chelsea fana.......dont know what you are saying

Politics › Re: Horror! Dog Bites Off Man's Manhood As He Tried To R*pe It (photos) by Liljeez(m): 10:13pm On May 16, 2016

A 37-year old man whose manhood was bitten off by a pit-bull dog is suffering some very serious groin injuries and has been admitted at the Ryder Trauma Center. According to reports, Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth. The incident took place in the Allen Morris Dog Park in Miami. Witnesses revealed that 4-year-old Spanky, was playing with his owner in the park when Mister Sanchez grabbed him and attempted to r*pe him. The male pit bull violently resisted and severely injured its attacker’s legs, arms and groin. “The dog was just running around, playing with a ball, when the man came out of nowhere and tried to grab it,” says Dorothy Steinberg, a witness of the events. “The man had his pants down and was struggling with the dog. Everyone in the park was just stunned and nobody did anything, but the dog defended itself and bit back. In a matter of seconds, he grabbed the man’s genitals with its teeth and literally tore them apart.” Mr Sanchez was bleeding abundantly during his transport to the Ryder Trauma Center, but the doctors were able to stabilize him and they no longer fear for his life. However, the man’s manhood was severely damaged and nothing could be done to save it. Miami Police Department has opened an investigation on the incident.

Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel's Album Launch Concert (Photos) by Liljeez(m): 11:43am On May 16, 2016

neolboy:
They look stunning.
Am a year older today

Im sorry........beth no likes for yhu

Romance › Re: What Kind Of Kissing Is This At A Traditional Wedding? by Liljeez(m): 9:57pm On May 13, 2016

tosyne2much:
Looking forward to that day I will kiss Oliviaarims like this, as cobweb don full my joystick

*nobody should quote me*

Oliviaarims...ur presence is highly needed

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