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Fashion / Re: 6 Common Fashion Faux Pas Women Make by lilmarley: 5:57pm On Oct 26, 2019
Good


The way some men keep lying these days eh...
Something is telling me it is not eve who gave Adam the apple...

That poor girl might be innocent
undecided undecided grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Signs MoU on Rail Modernisation in Sochi, Russia - Photos by lilmarley: 6:28am On Oct 26, 2019
What about China


I’m on a bike cool right now


Something is telling me to totori the bike man in his armpit


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Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 6:04am On Oct 26, 2019
Djbond:

Bro, they still sell these kinds of textbooks? I want to buy and read them again plus keep them for my children


I don't think so, but luckily



Cos they've really change the textbook, I'll try and search for one over here myself for future reference cheesy grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 6:02am On Oct 26, 2019
Galaticos444:
Mr Giwa is no longer a shopkeeper,he now owns a supermarket


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Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 6:02am On Oct 26, 2019
DelphiOracle:
this post bring back so many memories.



good old days




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Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 6:01am On Oct 26, 2019
Omolomo4eva:
Hmmm,nostalgia tinx bro,bt pls,hw can i get diz books again,day remind me of d gud old days..wish i can rewind time...tanx man 4 makin me feel cool



good old days




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Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 5:59am On Oct 26, 2019
Asapkiller:


primary school days 80's & 90's...



Good old days


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Romance / Re: Man Tells Ibadan Lady To Send Back His N7K If She's Not Coming Again by lilmarley: 5:50am On Oct 26, 2019
hello world











How
Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by lilmarley: 8:17pm On Oct 25, 2019
Rest on



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Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy
Simbi is now a mother with two children.

Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer.

Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to. Canada.


Agbo is happily married too
and has left the town of Lagoon for London..


Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.


Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer
but a politician.


Remember Ralia the sugar girl?
she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.


Ade our naughty little brother is now a
doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the
country.


Wow what a great medium to recall
those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand.

Help others feel the spirit of primary
school days.
but if u don't know all dis den u re part of
indomie generation..

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Crime / Re: Olamilekan Akanbi Ojora Arrested At Delhi Airport, India by lilmarley: 2:59pm On Oct 25, 2019
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Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy
Simbi is now a mother with two children.

Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer.

Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to. Canada.


Agbo is happily married too
and has left the town of Lagoon for London..


Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.


Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer
but a politician.


Remember Ralia the sugar girl?
she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.


Ade our naughty little brother is now a
doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the
country.


Wow what a great medium to recall
those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand.

Help others feel the spirit of primary
school days.
but if u don't know all dis den u re part of
indomie generation..

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Make A Man Swim Inside A Gutter For Stealing N20k Shoes by lilmarley: 2:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
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Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy
Simbi is now a mother with two children.

Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer.

Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to. Canada.


Agbo is happily married too
and has left the town of Lagoon for London..


Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.


Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer
but a politician.


Remember Ralia the sugar girl?
she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.


Ade our naughty little brother is now a
doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the
country.


Wow what a great medium to recall
those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand.

Help others feel the spirit of primary
school days.
but if u don't know all dis den u re part of
indomie generation..

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Travel / Re: Lagos BRT And LBSL Buses: Know The Difference by lilmarley: 9:33pm On Oct 23, 2019
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A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you? undecided"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies..... smiley smiley

The story continues.... undecided

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........." shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone. angry angry angry

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". wink wink wink

Dawn... He left with the house key too.


Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose
kiss kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola And Teni Fights Dirty In New Movie (Photos) by lilmarley: 9:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
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A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you? undecided"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies..... smiley smiley

The story continues.... undecided

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........." shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone. angry angry angry

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". wink wink wink

Dawn... He left with the house key too.


Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose
kiss kiss

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Politics / Re: Power Grid Record 206 Collapses In 9 Years, Foreign Funded Investment Hits N715B by lilmarley: 10:28am On Oct 20, 2019
Shout-out to all the guys who can keep 15 girlfriends without them knowing yet they see you as someone who doesn't cheat

Guys abeg how did you do it, I only have 2 girlfriends and everything scatter which material should I get cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: This Little Boy Performs Like Fela, In Pant, Smokes by lilmarley: 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
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Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 11:59am On Oct 14, 2019
VampireeM:


Thank you. Everyday we learn

I know one cant put it on without or do anything with the phone without the password. Thats why i was wondering if it can be flashed without authentication.



I don't know if it can be flashed without authentication

If they successfully flash it, they won't be able to use it
Because the phone will prolly request for the email and password that was previously signed in on the phone before the flashing
So it'll render it useless if they don't have that information


The security has been like that from android 5.1 above
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Seven For SIM Swap Fraud In Kaduna by lilmarley: 3:37pm On Oct 11, 2019
I'm tired of hiding myself. ... Guys, I'm the one who gives answers in the calculator lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Speak About Their Sex For Grades Experiences (Video) by lilmarley: 3:35pm On Oct 11, 2019
OtemAtum:
You made my day. I just smiled today grin


Thank goodness lol
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Speak About Their Sex For Grades Experiences (Video) by lilmarley: 2:28pm On Oct 11, 2019
I'm tired of hiding myself. ... Guys, I'm the one who gives answers in the calculator lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Andrew Ogbuja Arraigned For Raping Ochanya Ogbanje To Death (PHOTO) by lilmarley: 2:06pm On Oct 11, 2019
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Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 7:24am On Sep 27, 2019
tasonivan:
Bro, Please how True are these? It's someone's post I copied from another platform..

"Samsung A30 is avg performance. Bcz some main issues are,
1. The backed side (between camera and fingetprint) of the phone getting heat quickly when we use the chrome or any browser.
2. Sound quality is worse for phone calls.
3. Samsung widget icon disturb every time when we restart the device.
4. Privacy is average for One UI 1.1, Somany apps are running in background.
5. Every 7hours we need to recharge the phone, the battery drain quickly."



Lol, currently using Samsung A30 and I'm really enjoying rn (barely 2 weeks tho)

From your point above I'll love to shed my personal review

1. The reason why it heat during browsing is due to bad signal (like when there's bad 4g coverage at where you are) try and stay in a place where there's a very strong 4g network and browse, I'm 99% you'll rule out thay first point


2. Sound quality during call (I don't think it's bad tho, unless you're talking about another model different from this A30 I'm using)


3. Mine doesn't pop up any sort of widget or ads and I've never learnt of any complain like that from users (both net and friends)


4. If it's about app running on background, I think GREENIFY can sort that out in a jiffy
Just download and I'm sure you'll be glad you did


5. Battery is superb, something must be really wrong with that your phone.....idk tho
Below is the battery usage statistic shot

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns One Of The Wanted FBI Suspects In Ilorin (Photos) by lilmarley: 12:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
?? How sure address they about this suspect now

Well, it wasn't written on the face sha lipsrsealed


Some Guys Will Be Shouting I Can't Marry A Girl Who Doesn't Know How To Cook.
Meanwhile Some Of Them Don't Even Have Money To Buy Foodstuffs
embarassed embarassed

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Phones / Re: Ultrasonic Vs Optical Fingerprint Scanner: How Do They Differ? by lilmarley: 12:10pm On Sep 26, 2019
Kudos

In other word

Some Guys Will Be Shouting I Can't Marry A Girl Who Doesn't Know How To Cook.
Meanwhile Some Of Them Don't Even Have Money To Buy Foodstuffs
embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Forces Jaruma To Eat (Photos, Video) by lilmarley: 11:17am On Sep 22, 2019
Today has marked exactly 5 years since I sent my friend George to go and try to date my girlfriend to confirm if she can accept any other man over me..... they are now married with 2 kids cry cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Goes Swimming With Hailey Adeleke, His Second Daughter (Photos/Video) by lilmarley: 10:46am On Sep 19, 2019
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Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 10:11am On Sep 18, 2019
Olumyyde:

Congrats bro. make we see pics na.


Thanks bruh
Sending pics when I get om tonight
Crime / Re: Police Confirm Death Of 4 Kidnapped Ghanaian Girls by lilmarley: 6:36am On Sep 18, 2019
Nigerians at it again angry
What do I know

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Poses With Linda Ikeji's Dad & Her Brother In Dubai (Photos) by lilmarley: 6:31am On Sep 18, 2019
Jgoldie:
Fat guys are a total turn off....saw one at the canteen yesterday...you buy 3 shaki 2 fish 400 naira rice 2 moimoi...do you want to die?is it judgement day already?dere blokus go come small....they will be saying baby pls I need head so this thing can fit ya pussy....like seriously...

6pack guys are pussy savers kai



You fine sha.....tho I no get 6 pack, so I'll pass

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Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 5:47am On Sep 18, 2019
eki2000:
j have 3 wks old Samsung galaxy A30 for sale. I bought it on the 20th of June. There is nothing wrong with my device. I only want to upgrade to A70. Quote me If you are interested. Selling price is #55,000 (non-negotiable) Receipt of purchase is intact. location is Uyo, Akwa Ibom.



How do you get this navigation button pls
This is the one available in settings

Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 5:47am On Sep 18, 2019
agent9:


On A20, i get battery usage of 6% in 1 hour with data on and reduced screen brightness. 10% in 1 hour under heavy usage and more brightness. What consumes battery most is the screen on


How do you get this navigation button pls
This is the one available in settings

Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lilmarley: 4:52am On Sep 18, 2019
spartacus11:
Settings


How do you make this long screenshot bruh

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