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Good The way some men keep lying these days eh... Something is telling me it is not eve who gave Adam the apple... That poor girl might be innocent ![]() |
What about China ![]() I’m on a bike right nowSomething is telling me to totori the bike man in his armpit ![]() |
Djbond:I don't think so, but luckily Cos they've really change the textbook, I'll try and search for one over here myself for future reference ![]() |
DelphiOracle:good old days ![]() |
Omolomo4eva:good old days ![]() |
Asapkiller:Good old days ![]() |
hello world How |
Rest on ![]() Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy Simbi is now a mother with two children. Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer. Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to. Canada. Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days. but if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation..
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![]() Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy Simbi is now a mother with two children. Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer. Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to. Canada. Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days. but if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation..
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![]() Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy Simbi is now a mother with two children. Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer. Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to. Canada. Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days. but if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation..
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![]() A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you? "She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote." Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies..... ![]() The story continues.... ![]() The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........." MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband. ![]() Story continues.... Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE.. Story continues... After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'....... Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him! Story continues.... She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily. Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman! ![]() Story continues.... On getting home, his car was gone. ![]() A note was pasted on the door "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". ![]() Dawn... He left with the house key too. Moral: Don't try to control your husband. You will always lose |
![]() A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you? "She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote." Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies..... ![]() The story continues.... ![]() The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........." MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband. ![]() Story continues.... Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE.. Story continues... After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'....... Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him! Story continues.... She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily. Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman! ![]() Story continues.... On getting home, his car was gone. ![]() A note was pasted on the door "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". ![]() Dawn... He left with the house key too. Moral: Don't try to control your husband. You will always lose |
Shout-out to all the guys who can keep 15 girlfriends without them knowing yet they see you as someone who doesn't cheat Guys abeg how did you do it, I only have 2 girlfriends and everything scatter which material should I get |
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VampireeM:I don't know if it can be flashed without authentication If they successfully flash it, they won't be able to use it Because the phone will prolly request for the email and password that was previously signed in on the phone before the flashing So it'll render it useless if they don't have that information The security has been like that from android 5.1 above |
I'm tired of hiding myself. ... Guys, I'm the one who gives answers in the calculator ![]() |
OtemAtum:Thank goodness lol |
I'm tired of hiding myself. ... Guys, I'm the one who gives answers in the calculator ![]() |
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tasonivan:Lol, currently using Samsung A30 and I'm really enjoying rn (barely 2 weeks tho) From your point above I'll love to shed my personal review 1. The reason why it heat during browsing is due to bad signal (like when there's bad 4g coverage at where you are) try and stay in a place where there's a very strong 4g network and browse, I'm 99% you'll rule out thay first point 2. Sound quality during call (I don't think it's bad tho, unless you're talking about another model different from this A30 I'm using)3. Mine doesn't pop up any sort of widget or ads and I've never learnt of any complain like that from users (both net and friends) 4. If it's about app running on background, I think GREENIFY can sort that out in a jiffy Just download and I'm sure you'll be glad you did 5. Battery is superb, something must be really wrong with that your phone.....idk tho Below is the battery usage statistic shot
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?? How sure address they about this suspect now ![]() Well, it wasn't written on the face sha ![]() Some Guys Will Be Shouting I Can't Marry A Girl Who Doesn't Know How To Cook. Meanwhile Some Of Them Don't Even Have Money To Buy Foodstuffs ![]() |
Kudos In other word Some Guys Will Be Shouting I Can't Marry A Girl Who Doesn't Know How To Cook. Meanwhile Some Of Them Don't Even Have Money To Buy Foodstuffs ![]() |
Today has marked exactly 5 years since I sent my friend George to go and try to date my girlfriend to confirm if she can accept any other man over me..... they are now married with 2 kids |
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Olumyyde:Thanks bruh Sending pics when I get om tonight |
Nigerians at it again ![]() What do I know ![]() |
Jgoldie:You fine sha.....tho I no get 6 pack, so I'll pass |
eki2000:How do you get this navigation button pls This is the one available in settings
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agent9:How do you get this navigation button pls This is the one available in settings
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spartacus11:How do you make this long screenshot bruh |

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