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obyrich:
Hahaha. She gave her friend her handbag. She used it. Puts pills in it. She returned the bag. Forgot to remove the pills but removed all other things. Gave it to your 'fiancee'. She loads her ATM and other stuffs. Did not notice the pills. But suddenly, the pills fell off her bag when she wanted to remove the ATM from the bag indicating the pills were not tucked away in the inner recesses of the bag. . Guy, good morning!

You've said it all.... (Kudos) my hands are up

i also suggest thet the man should at least summon the courage tew ditch that hoe

cox since she can take another mans idea for not having sex with her hubby...........if the guy had told her tew poisoned her husband .....she would av willingly do it

I love and wish tew give head.....

But whenever I attempt it with my GF she would tell me Frankly that.. ... **if you're done with that... Just make sure you don't kiss me with that mouth again*

I'll jejely obey her cox she doesn't seems tew like sex at all in the first place

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Hmmm...... It's now you want the real joystick
When your kittyk*t have already been slacked by that useless plastic or rubber....

And I know some guys will still want you like that

Tew mah own view ooo..... I see you as an expired goods

A Christian numerologist, David Meade has predicted that the world will end on September 23, 2017.

He said this would occur as another planet is set to collide with the earth, British newspaper, The Sun reported.

Meade, who made the claim said that strange things were now happening in the world which were predicted in the past as signs of the end time.

Meade said verses in Luke 21: 25 to 26 is the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.

The verses read: “25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’

“26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.’

“September 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a “date marker” in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt”, he said.

Meade has built his theory, which is viewed with a widely skeptical lens, on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on September 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes.


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nero2face:
Maybe it's high time I quit this Nairaland, seems majority of people here are the myopic mentality kind of stuffs, can't imagine people supporting such an inhuman act... Why kill unarmed civilians all in DE name of python dance... Barbaric

Hence... They are not Nigerians

They've vowed not tew have anything with Nigerians...... They denied their father land and that's how a bastard should be treated

sorry for disturbing you people o

am an aspirant of university of ilorin.....wish tew study accounting cox av got the passion tew study it right from my SS1 days..

but i scored 209 in jamb... and the cut off for accounting is 240...
tho i was given some other course tew choose from like

FINANCE
MARKETING
INDUSTRIAL RELATION
SOCIOLOGY
CRIMINOLOGY
ISLAMIC STUDIES

i would have loved tew study in that school but i cant sacrifice mah dream course for any school

am already processing KWARA STATE POLYTHECNIC tew study accountancy

TGoddess:
Tell her your tv don spoil,make she no come again.

NICE IDEA

i wont advice you tew tell ha dat she shouldnt come tew ur aos again.......

if u tell ha say ur tv don spoil and she still dey visit u alone

GUY DO THE NEEDFULL

bleep ha kittycat[b][/b]

sukkot:
ol cheap ass nigga. only 250 million ? dangote needs to be flogged with koboko for being cheap

HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ?

HATERS SPOTTED

chipatra:
me I no go fit marry man wey b virgin o! man wey never fùck tòtò b4. I no get time & energy to dey teach virgin how to dey fück

This now just weak me

Tho ai was taught how tew *** last week by my gf

It's somehow embarrassing

only one ......and that was last month

Hmmmm I really don't know what tew say

Tho I haven't stopped fully but am recovering.......

It all started since when I was in SS1. I could hardly go a day without masturbatin... I did that till I graduate last year . Tho I haven't had sex in mah life

But I had my first sex experience last week Sunday tho am a little bit shy.........

So since that day av really dislike masturbation...

I only did it ones this week

We don't care about your sh**t

I repeat... Nobody cares about your sh**t

chaiii............

i cant imagine the type of pain and agony she would be going throgh

i really pity her.......tho i couldnt summon the courage tew look at the graphics clearly

wow.......i also like the animal..........

i wish i could get one also

niyihawking:
The first thing you want to do is freeze, and evaluate your surroundings, and the behavior of the snake. How close are you? Is the snake calm or defensive? If you are within range of the snake, and it’s alarmed, I recommend you remain still until it calms down, before you try to move away. The act of moving may make the snake more fearful and induce it to strike. The exception is if you’re less than a foot away from the snake’s face — move back fast. Vipers have heat receptors on their faces, so even if you’re stationary, the snake will feel threatened if you’re close enough for your body heat to be right in its face.

If the snake is calm, move away slowly. There is absolutely no reason to run from a snake. It’s not interested in chasing you, I promise. If a snake ever does glide TOWARD you, stop moving and stand perfectly still. The snake isn’t chasing you, it’s fleeing to a hiding place or secure location that happens to be past you. It might crawl right over your feet, but it’s not going to bite you, it’s just going to keep going.

Snakes are timid animals that are not interested in a confrontation. They bite only to defend themselves, because they are afraid. Many animals prey on snakes, even venomous ones. Snakes do not want to waste their venom, which they use for securing prey, or defending themselves from a larger animal. They would rather bluff and make the animal back off, and then leave the area. Biting is a last resort, when they feel cornered and believe their life is in immediate danger.

cc: lalasticlala

i should stand still.........ah swear i no fit

i saw one last week ........it was sitting at where i usually get my rabbits greens inside the stadium premises......tho thats mu first time of seeing a snake......but i run ooo

I REALLY HATE REPTILES LIKE MAD

NwaAmaikpe:



This picture truly confirms the rumours

That UniIlorin has the worst dressed students in Nigeria,
and the University whose students have the least respect for their lecturers.


Imagine undergraduates dressing like Secondary school prefects?

Imagine a VC being mobbed by body-odoured students? How can he even stoop so low tk be treated like a mere Almajiri?

SMH
You can't try this with ABU Zaria's VC.

see haters ........how do you know that they have body odour ?...

they love their VC so much thats why they taking selfie with him just for remembrance


I CAN SEE PROUDNESS IN U

StarBukola:
Hmmm, what I don't understand is why God had given man a brain and a penis but not a enough blood to connect the two

savage of life

sure........there is aiit qualms in it

all of you posting negative comment about his bad english..........am very sure you people are enemies of progress

i rejoice with you mah brother..........its aint easy tew escape from an accident o

but i do suggest that you make her fall in love........like if she doesnt listen tew your voice.........she wont be able tew sleep

if possible bleep her b4 u take the last step...........she really gaht tew pay for the price of the pains you've gone through.


am also madly in love now.............just like you do.......even tho mah girl do date another guy.........but whenever i hear her voice ...hummm mah heart melt like iced oil put under the sun

#WHAT REALLY BAFFLES ME MOST ABOUT THIS LADIES IS THAT THEY DONT KNOW WHO TRULLY LOVES THEM

actually before i had my first sex today.........i can say that i can collect the cash

but when i feel the fun about it today.........hmmm


tho i feel shy tew be naked at the begining.......but i later co-operate

i feel like a man today

tunmch:
guys you have any watsapp group for rabbitary here i want to join. send it let me join pls

drop your number

mtchew old news

you people should jez say dah u are against military datz oll

naturalman:


The news and videos of Afonjas ritual killing is trending on YouTube videos and Facebook....

This is really getting serious.....

People will soon start putting their head in their pocket while approaching SW Nigeria

lol

MikeMicheal:
I wish they can catch FIXED MATCH SCAMMERS.

lol.......i guess u've been scammed b4