I don't know If you all are joking or whatever or maybe ya'll are just trolling us buh how dare she slap you. She slapped you because she knew you were weak and you wouldn't do shit. Shit like that always happen again. Even if you think it'll not happen again, trust me it will. Just make it clear how much you hate what she did. If possible, don't eat what she cooks for a while and pls dude, try and assert you dominance.
Sometimes, all women want are men who leads and not men who she slaps and beat regularly.

Can i pls ask an off topic question. Somebody recently did the MTN magic sim for me but told me that I wasn't allowed to Call and Text. Is it true I find it kinda weird that people who did it don't call and text. Pls is it True ??

ITbomb: Also offering free mobile TV, where are these people taking bandwidth from that they can't reduce the price of their bundled from 1.2k for 1gig to N100 per gig

bro, you are greedy ooo... 100naira per gig Even in Europe and the US, it aint that cheap. What you should ask is a "fair and fast" plan, not a cheap and extremely slow plan.

you do realise this phone is 56k at jumia ng. abeg reduce am make we talk well

Brand_new:
All you can do is teach them what is right or wrong but trying to find out if she's still a virgin or not is NOT your call.

WTF are you saying?
1. she lives under my roof.
2. shes not married.
pls, just stfu

For being honest and helpful in the matters of Mobile tech, I nominate 4LLERBUNTU

joanana:

Except m blind which i know m not ; S3 is 97k in Jumia while in Slot s3 is 90k. do the math bro Slot is cheaper!!

Jumia recently changed theirs to 90K

Onlyemmy 'M':
Biafran's fight is a good fight but those who called theirself leaders of biafra will run to Europe and stay while the nonentity will die for nothing, I think we should face our bussiness and fight for our future than dying for what you don't know the outcome, Thank you my brethrens.

How the f#ck is biafra a gud fight. Boko haram has targeted the entire Country nt just igbos. wtf are you saying ?

Just heard the sad news that the LG NEXUS 4 wont be sold $349 in countries where Google Play can't sell hardware. I almost cries cos i've been looking forward to buying it. F#ck !!!

foreignboy: i wounder why some people come to nairaland and ask stupid questions.how can you be earning 30,000 and thinking of marriage,are you well at all?how do you expect to feed your family,cloth them,pay your children school fees,fuel your generator,pay your house rent,your nepa bill and many more from a loisy 30,000.do you want to suffer tommorrow.do you want your kids to regret having you as a father.do you want your family to suffer.my frend be wise.this is all i have to say.

You dey mind the op. even if you spend 1000naira everyday for feeding, transportation, other bills, it will amount to 30000k at the end of the month. How bout House rent, Light bills etc. I hope say na joke you dey if not, you need prayers.

Yöu ladies are funny. All men are dogs ? no, all the men you've dated are dogs!! Y nt change the type of men/boys you date. I'am beginning to get tired of this 'men are dogs' line. 2 weeks later you date another dog ryt ? Y nt just stay all you life without dating a dog.

I miss d days when we went to
school,lined up & D headmistress
& teachers inspect our nails &
uniform & den we matchto our
classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,
Iced Coloured water tiedin nylon
we called it"lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o
Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,MrSalami &
Mrs Salami, Agbon,Edet lives in
Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days
when one naira na money,when
groundnut was 5 kobo.& choco
milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in
d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build
houses with sand, play suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style,
ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau!
•those days wen we usedto fly
kite on streets, wen boysused to
use d paint bucketcover as tire &
their daddy's hanger as dsteering
•those days when rubber band
was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power
rangers, spider man was our
favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks &
choco milo advert on black and
white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me
white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen
was d best
• D days wen we used todrink
water from dtap even suck out d
water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show
rainbow colorfor 30 minsthen
national anthem before they
resume program @ 4pm • D days
were basket sandals,simbind
Bata sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili
sandalili songs, dstv has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u rnt
smiling it means u were nt born
in my generation.

A GAL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing will eva stop me from loving my man♥."
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14 DAY LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're justan option to them..xm!"
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2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
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3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never fall in love again."
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5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me ryt."
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15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall inlove with a person,u realise why it didn't work with anybody else but him.I love my guy somuch....mwaaah. "
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8 DAYS LATER:-
"bulshit..!! All men are the same...nkt!!!

Eats too much. she can finish 4 super pack of Indomie.

50+ new features are cool but tbh, weren't we all expecting Bluetooth sharing ? Even the 3D maps wont work in Nigeria. iphone5 sales might be great, but I was greatly dîsappointed.

coogar:

but i don't stay in nigeria.......

Was talking bout Nigeria. 200+ features and only bout 50+ working in Nigeria

iMessage is cool but lets be frank, how many contacts do you have ? Its annoying when you gat a good service but cant use it well. As for SIRI and facebook integration, its not gonna be available for Nigeria.

hustla:


Siri beats all dis yeye features by far lol

Siri ?? are you sure. Have you heard of google now. Even samsung's S Voice beats siri. This isnt a phone anyway, its a Phablet (no b me gv am o)

Not gonna lie, @jedisco is ryt. Lumia 920 gives us a smartphone with entirely new innovation. The problem, Android fans aren't listening. Not every1 needs 600,000 apps. WP8 is totally a new direction. Thats what we need.

Lumia 900 Was released in the US only and it was very cheap but not the Lumia 800. check Jumia, it costs over 110k even tho it doesn't have nearly as much spec as SG2. SG3 cost 98k. thats smtin we should consider.

Y'all are all forgetting one thing, ANDROID PHONES ARE CHEAP. check out sg3, it cost 98k and 95k at some stores. WP7.5 phones are darn expensive and we not talking about when WP8 officially launches. Lets not even talk about IPHONES. we are Nigerians.

I did 20 of yours they were not only easy but, smelled bad. I am still trying to scrub it off!!![/quote] correction dumbo, 20 Guys bleeped you and not the other way round. How pathetic can you be, just viewed your profile and everything bout you is racist

INJURING is that a word? :DINJURING is that a word?

Yall should shut the Bleep up. This colour is ok. How many times una dey complain ?

Kudos to the op. You the best.

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Thanks brother

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