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Romance › Re: Help! We Are Alone Together In A Room, How Should I Start? by lilmax(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2015
MissEfe:
Nairaland pipo I taya for una paro, persin com ask una 4 advice una just dey kick am up and down like say him b football. How many of una b Virgin 4 hia, abeg una no try at all, una no want make dis guy enjoy wetin una Don dey do tay tay.

Guy I Sure say u go Don do d tin already, since u post dis Mata for ground, but if u never make any move, make u comot shame 4 ya eye, move go meet d babe for wia she dey, carry ya hand put for her back, I sure say d babe Don dey wait make u come near am self, from dia tell am wetin go sweet am for her mind, like: "baby u look so sexy tonight, your perfume smells nice" u go dey touch her small small ooh, 4rom dia carry ur mouth go near her mouth com try kiss her, she go shakara 4 u small , na so we gals dey form sumtyms, if e b like say she wan commot her mouth no mind her na shakara, try make u kiss am again small small, [b]if u see say she dey like d play, make u continue d kiss come touch d bobie small[/b]from dia u go know d rest.
Enjoy your self.
grin
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by lilmax(m): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2015
Say hi to our baby and don't get jealous huh
Christianity Etc › Re: The World Will End Tomorrow - Christian Group Predicts by lilmax(m): 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2015
Are they related to Linus mba, olaiyinka? grin

These people should stop fooling themselves
Education › Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by lilmax(m): 7:53pm On Oct 06, 2015
Hmmm
Family › Re: Sexualization Of Children: Parents Have Lost It In Parenting by lilmax(m):
Generation of moral degradation
These are the kinds of children that would become sluts and see nothing wrong with it, all in the name of "i can wear whatever i want its my body "

Mothers are not even helping matters by replacing children with career no time for discipline, all they think is work leaving their responsibility for a maid to handle these days
Celebrities › Re: BEAUTIFUL!! Kylie Jenner Takes Sexy Selfie With Her Father Caitlyn Jenner by lilmax(m): 4:03pm On Oct 06, 2015
A father is the male parent of a (human) child.

Which father? huh Confusion
Politics › Re: Ejigbo In Lagos: A Town Abandoned By The Government. by lilmax(m): 3:57pm On Oct 06, 2015
Smh
Celebrities › Re: Hottie; Ice Prince Flaunts New Girlfriend by lilmax(m): 3:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
walemoney007:
you are more hotter than she is,she fit just get yansh pass you
you are not getting anything out of this lie,shey you know?
Education › Re: Which Of These Subject Is Very Easy For You To Pass Anytime And Anywhere by lilmax(m): 3:02pm On Oct 06, 2015
Chemistry
Celebrities › Re: Wait…Is Bode George’s Gay Son Growing Female Boobs??? by lilmax(m): 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2015
Disgusting
Family › Re: Question For The Men by lilmax(m): 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2015
Mrs0J:
why should a woman ask before a man can help out when he's not blind?
what if he's blind? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Musicians With Expensive Fleet Of Cars In Their Garage (photos) by lilmax(m): 10:04am On Oct 06, 2015
We all know poverty is going down any time soon cool
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Acts Ladies Display After Getting Under The Boxers Of A Guy by lilmax(m): 9:44am On Oct 06, 2015
Seriously?
Family › Re: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by lilmax(m): 8:44am On Oct 06, 2015
5minsmadness:
When our little children were learning twerking and showing it off in children's parties we raised alarm but some overly righteous women told us to be quiet, it's innocent, there's nothing wrong with it. When mothers start wearing small children bum-shorts and we the men cry out we are told to shut up that we are perverts and the children are innocent, there's nothing wrong with it. When u go to a children's party and you see the small kids jerking thier small waists seductively and mimicking lovemaking all in the name of the latest dance and you shout the mothers will say shut up abi u don't want my child to dance and enjoy herself again?.

This is the end result. Who taught them how to dance like this? Shebi it is still innocent? What's the reason for the sudden rise in pedophilia in our environment? No wait na, refer me to your google god that now thinks for you and tell me it's not related.

This is just the beginning. We have let go of our God given common sense and can't think for ourselves what is morally right and wrong. Now small kids are being raped everyday and we are now having night clubs with kids dancing inside instead of sleeping or watching cartoons!

I can bet n1000 that the mother of those kids dancing is in the crowd somewhere watching her kids with pride! Fools!
yes you said it cool
Romance › Re: Feminism: What It Actually Is. by lilmax(m): 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2015
Vinshu:
Lol.. what do you want to see? Tell me so I type it. Lol I'm not answering your question tongue
it's good you and I know the truth on equality in marriage grin
Romance › Re: Feminism: What It Actually Is. by lilmax(m): 10:15pm On Oct 05, 2015
Vinshu:
Dear, like i wrote above, marriage is not the same to everyone. So your own definition of equality in marriage would differ from mine.

And yes, We all live by the Grace Of God.
what's your definition of equality in marriage?
Romance › Re: Feminism: What It Actually Is. by lilmax(m): 10:04pm On Oct 05, 2015
Vinshu:
Well, I am a feminist and I am married. But I won't tag my husband "very rich". But my marriage is fine by God's grace.
thank heavens I got the bolded

So there's equality in marriage? cheesy
Romance › Re: Feminism: What It Actually Is. by lilmax(m):
Nothing like feminism in marriage... .outside marriage your certificate speaks for you



Patiently waiting to know what feminism has done in Nigeria
Phones › Re: The Reason Instagram Does Not Allow Nude Pictures (blames Apple) by lilmax(m): 8:31pm On Oct 05, 2015
Hmmm
Education › Re: Have You Jumped Class,in Primary/secondary School? by lilmax(m): 5:07pm On Oct 05, 2015
kstadaura:
And how many times did you write waec? lipsrsealed
didn't write weac.....was transferred straight up havad cool
Education › Re: Have You Jumped Class,in Primary/secondary School? by lilmax(m): 4:40pm On Oct 05, 2015
Mine from primary 2 to primary 5, i too no books huh
Crime › Re: Man Takes Poison After Son Caught Him Attempting To Rape Daughter by lilmax(m): 12:21pm On Oct 05, 2015
Nice
Christianity Etc › Re: The Married Women That Respect Their Spiritual Leaders More Than Their Husbands. by lilmax(m):
Tallesty1:
No wonder the scripture says that people perish because they lack knowledge
correct
Family › Re: Question For The Men by lilmax(m): 11:57am On Oct 05, 2015
The circumstances surrounding the op post is alarming, it seems she's fed up doing the chores, all you have to do is ask
Family › Re: Question For The Men by lilmax(m): 11:54am On Oct 05, 2015
IYADARA:
Dear men,

It is wrong if you help ur wife with house chores?

? Do u feel comfortable watching ur wife do all d works at home and all u could do is to ask for sex and food after?

Can't u help ur wife who works as well to cater for the family...? You both leave in d morning, you even most time get home before her, will it reduce ur ego if u at least try to fix the meal or something else before she comes back?

How do u feel when she comes back very tired and goes straight into d kitchen, sweeps, do d dishes, bath ur baby, nursed her to sleep, sometimes washes clothes while trying to fix ur meal and all you could do is to play games or read dead stories, waiting for ur food to be served while she riots..

Little wonder female tend to die faster than dear husband...

Men, I need ur honest contribution, to know if am over reacting
what is this one saying?


And yes you are overreacting
TV/Movies › Re: If You Don't Cherish Your Wife, Another Man Will - See This Hilarious Video by lilmax(m): 10:34am On Oct 05, 2015
He likes taking people wife grin
Family › Re: A Sad Story Of A Virgin Married Woman - Ladies Learn by lilmax(m): 9:47am On Oct 05, 2015
There's nothing to learn from here..... The man is at fault

Advice the men to communicate not the ladies
Family › Re: A Sad Story Of A Virgin Married Woman - Ladies Learn by lilmax(m): 9:45am On Oct 05, 2015
proxillin:
This happened live and direct in my church.

There is this woman in her 40s who usually sits at the pastor's office. I noticed she behaves like someone undergoing mental deliverance. I remember few times when church prayer warriors organize special prayers for her.

She was healed yesterday and our pastor was happy. I am very close to the pastor. When we were together, in his happy mood he told me what happened to the woman.

The woman was a Deeper Life member (this is not intended to paint any set of people bad. This is a real life story. I have to state out all the facts. Apologies to Deeper Life Christians).

She met her man in the same church. They were both Virgin. Based on Christian doctrine - No sex before wedding.

After wedding, she expected the man to start making moves, nothing was happening. The husband is like a serving junior pastor in the church.

She started making the moves. And whenever she does, the man was always giving excuses.

"I will minister today, I have to prepare my sermon notes"
"Its a prayer night...I want to be clean before God"
"Blah blah"

The woman could not longer take it. One day, she closed the door, forced herself on him, brought out his pinis, tried to arouse it, nothing happened.

That was when the woman started asking questions. After a lengthy argument, he confessed that he is impotent. And he has been keeping it a secret from his wife (A pastor for that matter).

This lady is core believer (You know deeper Life people na). She decided to stay. No divorce in Christianity. Once you swore an oath on the alter, you are in it for life. Based on her own believe ooooooo. Not mine. Because some churches may not divorce, but separation is allowed especially when they are endangering their own lives through fights and others.

She stayed in the marriage for 20 years. Her younger sister who got married after her now has 3 kids. She is still single and a virgin.

Her ability to bear all this tribulation started running down. She started having mental issues.

The first one happened, when her sister was celebrating her daughter's birthday. They had a little disagreement and she scattered the whole party. When they called family meeting to settle the issue was when she busted out and told her people "Can you Imagine, I am still a virgin". It was like film trick to the family.

Ever since then, she will be walking on the street, talking alone. If you ask her a question, she will be saying something else.

To cut the story short, someone brought her to our church. Where she has been undergoing reform. My pastor summoned her husband. As pastor to pastor. He told him "You are a wicked human being". "You have sinned against man, and God". Its true you have a problem. You are a pastor, spill your problem out, let the world help you. You kept it secret and even subjected your woman to a marital bondage for years. You have wasted her life. Where do you want her to start from?

The genesis of this no sex before marriage. I am not supporting anyone to engage in premarital sex, however, you need to find a way to know your partner during courtship.

Its either you marry an impotent or a sexomaniac. I remember a man that have sex with his wife 8 times a day. Whenever he is coming back from work, his wife will be crying.

Ladies Learn!
another confused one, are you for or against?
Politics › Re: Pope Expel Gay Priest From Vatican by lilmax(m): 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
If this is true then there's hope smiley
Romance › Re: Chics Forming Hard To Get by lilmax(m): 11:14pm On Oct 04, 2015
demicupid:
As a lady,you once a while wanna form hard to get,dunno if its right though.So guys and ladies,what's your thought about girls forming hard to get for as long as 2-3-4 months,and above,and how long is it normal to form hard to get?
who them dey form 2,3,4 months and above for? huh
Romance › Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by lilmax(m): 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
You're so immature and inexperienced
Phones › Re: SONY Xperia Phones Discussion Thread by lilmax(m): 10:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
beejay247:
It's a lovely phone...Gotten a newer one tho,but I still have it sitting around here.. I can't wait to get the z5 premium...It's a monster
money wink cool

Price of Z1?

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