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Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 04, 2015

Sarcastic Things Never To Say To You Partner Even In A Heated Argument


Sarcasm is simply saying things you don't really mean, in this case, due to your inability to manage your anger.


You think you love by hurting him or her with your words and expecting to be chased? Well, that's not true love.

Love is mostly seen in your words and actions, most at times when you're not conscious.

Someone once said, "You want to know a person's true character? Watch when they are very upset or very excited."

There are some words that I term, "cancerous". They need not be spoken because they are capable of tearing down a relationship of years.
What are some words you shouldn't use or say to your partner even in a heated situation.

1. You're so immature and inexperienced

Especially when you're older than him or her, it gives him the self-simpathy look sad At first, you accepted ... into your life not minding the age but now it has become a paradigm of judging their output and productivity. It's demoralizing and difficult to let go.

2. I really miss my ex

I know most girls do and say all kinds of "annoying" things just to provoke guys, yea! You mustn't insult him to get his attention. If you miss you ex, who cares? The door is wide open, you may leave. You're staying? Then quit acting immature giving your partner a ground to feeling they're not measuring up to the standard you've set in your mind. Grow up!


3. I guess I'll go hungry dating you

This is especially when she is having "offers" from other guys and she is beginning to doubt the sustainability of his guy's financial well. If you don't wanna date him because of your doubts in his financial capacity, simply walk out early! Not after "milking him dry", you then notice he can really really foot your bills or actually meet the demands of marriage.


4. One-minute man

As harsh as this sounds, some ladies use this term on their guys. I personally don't think any guy was born to be a "sixty seconds" guy. If it's an illness, go with him in search of a cure because you love him OR if you don't love him and detest the situation, find another excuse to tell him. It's derogatory as well as it is demeaning. Don't joke around using it.


5. Who paid your fees, for your hair, make-up, food etc?

No...you don't have to say all that to upset her/him. She already knows. Announcing it childishly incur disrespect and disregard on your person. Using such a line, you can lose her. As usual, it is demeaning for a joke.


Getting angry and almost wanting to use wrong choices of words on our partners is not a new temptation. However, we must count the pains it will cost that person and not the temporary feeling of hurt you feel.

Probably, you've been told some and terrible things have happened. You can share with us all. smiley

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Magician1503(m): 10:42pm On Oct 04, 2015
Never tell a man he can't do nothing, you may get into a lot of trouble for saying that.











And don't reply his texts or chats with 'k'

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 10:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances as it kills morale. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands. When I make advances and a lady asks me this kweshion, it kills the morale of my joystick

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating a lday. When a lady utters dis statement, I'm definitely going 2 get under her skirt & wave goodbye cheesy

8. I Cant Date A Broke Guy

Even God knows dat, as a broke guy, this is d statement i detest most in my life. I just shake my hea d& lose my respect for any lady dat utters such statement straight to my face.

9.Your Joystick is so small

No guy wil ever admit that he has a small joystick. The day a lady told me, i wear my boxers grab race ni o

*quote me to say rubbish & i wil show u why animals are never afraid of sexually transmitted disease

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by wristbangle: 10:54pm On Oct 04, 2015
A lot of people are returning from their cave. Nice writeup emusmith.

10. Your mates are making millions but u are chasing women

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by lekjons(m): 11:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
love! love! love!
*yawns*

love and it's do this. don't do this. do that. don't do that.

there should be school of love sef, where one will enrole for 3, 4, 5yrs course..

all these for d!ck/puna??..



I'll rather get a job..

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by cepha4: 11:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
K
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by edlion57(m): 11:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
Can I use this space in the next topic

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by debeo: 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
It depends, some people might not pick offence


However, there are some occasions you just have to tell them thi 'sarcastic words'

Imagine if you are married and your wife/fiancée just have to call her mom at the slightest provocation? Or you husband/financé calling his mom at every quarrel?

Omo na to dey 'sarcastic' sure pass.

Truth gat to be told no matter how bigger it is to the ear

So it depends

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tola9ja: 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
this one nnko

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by kennyman2000(m): 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Nice one..
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Dramadiddy(m): 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Omo dose stuff wey u write dey pain person oh! And na wen dem talk am for ur ear e dey pain pass, e go jus dey replay.. Smh... Girls!

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by TojA77: 11:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Noted
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by wtfCode: 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
...and 'Gerrarahere'

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Whizpeter(m): 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
Some girls are just plain annoying... They can use any of these words a thousand time and they won't see anything wrong with 'em

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by bornmekus: 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
Noted, but most of these words are been used out of anger. An advice should be, control your mouth when you are angry.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by GodblessNig247(m): 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
never tell a man that he is less than a man

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by lilmax(m): 11:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
You're so immature and inexperienced

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by chronique(m): 11:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
Noted but nobody plans to use these words intentionally. That is how one of my exes cooked food and didn't clean the head of fish properly,and served the fish for us to eat. When I found out,I lost interest in the food and as she tried hard to defend herself,I asked if that's how her mother prepares the food for her father...lol. She felt very bad and in all honesty,I wasn't happy after I said that too. I think it was just the anger at that moment.

The point is that,anger can sometimes make you say things that would make people feel very terrible,even when you never meant to make them feel bad.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by koboko69: 11:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating her. When a lady utters this statement, ooooboi na to grab race oooo cheesy


Nothing wrong with 6


As for 7. If u dont want sex in a relationship...u act it. Using ot as a condition. ...well.......

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by kennyman2000(m): 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
Magician1503:
Never tell a man he can't do nothing, you may get into a lot of trouble for saying that.

Tell them bro, a gal tried that nonsense with me..
I let her know i can do something, since that day, whenever she sets her eyes on me. Na to pick race...

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Christine01(f): 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
cool
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by saasala(m): 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
I hate rules
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by faitheverest(f): 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
Wish i never trusted you...

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by jpipe2000(m): 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
came to read comments

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Glorryy(f): 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
yhyh
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Sammy25n(m): 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
Xcess booking of space
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by calmdude(m): 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ok, three quarters of what you wrote ia aimed at women but eh what about what a man shouldn't say to a woman . because wrong words are a two way thing. Sha I await the women's reply to this.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by osazeeblue01: 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
u just told me

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by 190: 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2015
Naija girls would put up with anytin of anywords as long as ur pocket full

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by prettyjo(f): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
oga emusmith,where you hide since?. grin.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by luvinhubby(m): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
Magician1503:
Never tell a man he can't do nothing, you may get into a lot of trouble for saying that.
A lot of ladies have black eyes & bloody noses to present as a testimony to this. cheesy

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Republlican(f): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
Advice to all guys make money before dating, you will surely enjoy relationship grin
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