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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Arabs, Lebanese And Asians Are Very Heartless...jobs by lilmax(m): 9:02pm On May 07, 2021
Lol this slave thing with Nigerians will continue until eyes begin to open


You dey your papa house, yet a stranger dey use you anyhow, simply because your mother and father approve of it

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Politics / Re: Court Orders CBN To Unfreeze Accounts Of 20 #EndSARS Protesters by lilmax(m): 12:49pm On Feb 10, 2021
The worst part is, they don't have a good reason for freezing in the first place


Black people really think slavery is over? grin

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Business / Re: CBN Shuts Down Cryptocurrency Exchange Bank Accounts by lilmax(m): 12:33pm On Feb 05, 2021
Naija will frustrate you even when it's not giving you money

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Family / Re: Will You Allow These For Your Child? by lilmax(m): 5:48pm On Jan 18, 2021
depends on the gender


If it's a boy, I don't give a crap, that's like me saving money for myself

If it's a girl, she MUST go to school
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Followed Nigerian Musicians On Instagram by lilmax(m): 4:03pm On Jan 18, 2021
He has 18m followers but him album flop grin


That's why they're called "give away" fans


Look at the tule challenge for example


Man got people shouting for 2million grin

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Family / Re: Nigerian Married Women Are The Higher Cheater In The World. by lilmax(m): 8:37pm On Jan 17, 2021
80% of women in Nigeria cheat, married or not


But highest in za world? NO
Family / Re: My Take On Paternity And DNA by lilmax(m): 8:27pm On Jan 15, 2021
Do the test and rest


This one na long tslk
Family / Re: "You Can't Be A Feminist And A Christian" - Reno Omokri by lilmax(m): 10:08am On Jan 15, 2021
I've said this on nairaland a million times grin


This is the first test on feminism

If she says she's a christian and a feminist, just know she's a big dumbass

And btw....I no longer see our feminists here on nairaland, what happened? Them no dey fight again grin

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Family / Re: Girl Friend Cheated(slept With) On Me With by lilmax(m): 11:07pm On Jan 13, 2021
Immediately a woman start cheating, she's not coming back from that hoe spot bro

We all know when men are tired of cheating they stop

But most woman can't stop, that's the difference

My advice, give yourself TIME, you'll get over her

Infact you'll start getting irritated when you see her


Good luck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welding Or Tailoring. by lilmax(m): 11:12am On Jan 13, 2021
If you bgo for welding...the question is, do you have a person to connect you?

Welders have organization, na them know how the thing dey sup, so just think about it
Family / Re: Why Aren't Today's Marriages Lasting Like Those Of Our Parents And Forefathers? by lilmax(m): 6:25pm On Jan 10, 2021
SchoolPedia:


Hmm

So, na women dey cause am.

Thanks for your insight. Well appreciated bro.
98%


You're welcome

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Family / Re: Why Aren't Today's Marriages Lasting Like Those Of Our Parents And Forefathers? by lilmax(m): 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2021
Men didn't change

Women changed.....most of the ones unmarried at the moment are rotten


They are not intelligent, innovative

They just want to party, hookup, hoe till the find a SIMP that is moved by tears, then hold him down for marriage because he has low self-esteem

According to studies, the simp eyes tends to open in the 7th year of marriage, we can say dna can cause his eyes to open, or he's no longer moved by her body

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Invitation For The Final Stage Of The Interview Has Been Put On Hold by lilmax(m): 9:40pm On Jan 09, 2021
GodWrites:


So proof I'm rich is by doing eye service for you? cheesy

Nigerian mentality lol.
he said eye service grin

""My 10th generation cannot finish it" crooner


Go and sleep.... you no get money cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Invitation For The Final Stage Of The Interview Has Been Put On Hold by lilmax(m): 9:08pm On Jan 09, 2021
GodWrites:


Tag Dangote instead. Do I look like the cause of your problems?

Like I said.... this your bragging is called Nigeria bragging, e no dey hold water


Small shaking e say make I tag dangote grin


What a puci cheesy

You no get chi chi for account, dey your lane bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Invitation For The Final Stage Of The Interview Has Been Put On Hold by lilmax(m): 8:51pm On Jan 09, 2021
GodWrites:


Lol.. You're the one looking for job cheesy

The amount I've made, my 10th generation can't finish it.

I wish you the best!
your 10th generation cannot finish it



Should I tag you on post of nairalanders that need help?


Normal Nigeria bragging grin

Nothing new
Music/Radio / Re: What Went Wrong With Wizkid’s Ginger Video? Here’s A Logical Answer by lilmax(m): 1:03pm On Jan 09, 2021
As them no fit criticize song, them start to criticize video grin


Your album flop your album flop, deal with it and stop disguising grin

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Romance / Re: My Wife To Be Is Two Years Older Than Me. Please Advise. by lilmax(m): 10:06pm On Jan 08, 2021
Remember when I was 24, I dated a woman of 30.....


Well she has respect and all, but I don't see my self marrying any woman older than I am


Didn't enjoy the sex though

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Business / Re: Elon Musk Is Now The Richest Person In The World by lilmax(m): 7:48pm On Jan 07, 2021
mosegifted:
How are these guys doing this thing self, because man pikin don hustle ooo, still we never break any record, abi their own hustle carry tag from heaven come?
they have a working environment
Romance / Re: Both Nigerian Men And Women Cheat, Stop Accusing Only Nigerian Women Of Cheating by lilmax(m): 2:00pm On Jan 06, 2021
Nigerian guys call nigerian women "fish brain"




I think this is the only reasonable thing on your post, which is facts, most of you have brains made of fish
Family / Re: Summary Of The Whole Matter. by lilmax(m): 11:44am On Jan 06, 2021
Bitter pill

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Romance / Re: About Masturbation. by lilmax(m): 9:05am On Jan 06, 2021
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

For the fact you came out to justify 'Masturbations' let me ask you this?


When you finish doing it, how do you feel?

You feel those guilt, emptiness, shame, weak all all sort of physiologically feelings and you are here to justify its good part?
and you don't feel this when you fornicate, commit adultery, lie?

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Family / Re: Men who do not Enter The Kitchen. Are You One Of Them? by lilmax(m): 8:45pm On Jan 01, 2021
In 2021?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Jada Pollock & Burna Boy, Stefflon Don Party Into Year 2021 (video) by lilmax(m): 4:47pm On Jan 01, 2021
etrouble:


I can see you too hate Davido because of his father’s money. Anyway, I am jealous of him too, but I can never hate whom God hath blessed
that line don cast grin


Bring something better

His album flopped because of his father's money grin


Imagine making NAS look like a fool grin

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Jada Pollock & Burna Boy, Stefflon Don Party Into Year 2021 (video) by lilmax(m): 4:04pm On Jan 01, 2021
This na wetin dey pain davido


"They're ganging up against me" grin

With is Floppy disk grin



See as wiz and burna just dey cool

No hoodlum on sight grin

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing That Happened To You This Year? by lilmax(m): 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2020
Gave a woman 800k


Found out she wasn't worth it


Well we move
Celebrities / Re: Davido Launches #TuleChallenge With N2m Prize (Pix, Video) by lilmax(m): 8:35pm On Dec 30, 2020
Lol

This is why poverty remains a tool grin

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Career / Re: LTT Coastal & Marine Services Accused Of Giving Foreigners Jobs Over Nigerians by lilmax(m): 7:11am On Nov 13, 2020
Nigerians keep worshipping these people


It's in every sector

When Nigeria eye don clear, we go see changes


Till then, keep acting like slaves

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Celebrities / Re: Davido ‘A Better Time’ Album Crashed Audiomack’s Server With Over 17m Hits! by lilmax(m): 7:10am On Nov 13, 2020
Horrible album grin


Davido actually said his album is a classic? grin

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Politics / Re: Video Of Abayomi Omomuwa Submitting The Lekki Tollgate CCTV Footage by lilmax(m): 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2020
Lol it took two weeks for the footage to be submitted? grin


CLOWNS

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Invited Us To Intervene In EndSARS Crisis, Says Army by lilmax(m): 10:06pm On Oct 27, 2020
Lol


All of them just dey sing different songs grin

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Politics / Re: Gbolahan Macjob: DJ Switch Should Be Prosecuted by lilmax(m): 6:35pm On Oct 25, 2020
michoim:
I knew she was lying with fake plaster on her nose that day, like the one Fayose used to deceived the gullible that time...and I made my comment so, according as I was genuinely convinced. DJ Switch shall be Switched off
can you prove she's lying?
Politics / Re: Gbolahan Macjob: DJ Switch Should Be Prosecuted by lilmax(m): 6:26pm On Oct 25, 2020
helinues:


Focus?

Stop shifting the goal post.

Why did DJ switch lie about 78 people being killed?
can you show proof of dj switch saying 78 people died?

No fall your hand o

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