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abeg go jor ....people they cannot play with

tosyne2much:
Don't mind them jawe... If graduating or owning a house or cars is an achievement why shouldn't marriage be an achievement?

Nairalanders sha, always trying to be pessimistic about something that doesn't interest them

no they're not trying to be pessimistic, they're trying to be woked

miracle956:
You See a lady you like and you decided to take her and her friends on a date. You ordered for food and drinks after eating it was time to pay. you dip ur hands in your pocket and boom your wallet is gone and the waiter is on your neck disturbing you rudely for money and also the place is crowded with people staring at you. What will you do?

you tell the Waiter to give you slap so your senses will resurface

then you work till the money is complete

crap

she no even fine ......mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

edited thing

the ones that do not see it as achievement should not get married..... everything we put effort in is an achievement

been there done that

gave iPhone whatever on the list, no biggy

lol for them woked people

she says its liberating

let one boy just come out and wiggle his dic around town and says it's liberating, let's see what will happen

like I said, even after acquiring the basic needs of life

you'll still look for misery

idiotic people

recently I went for a training, after de training I was hungry, so I decided to see a guy that av been bulging me to see since last year


if they call them stupid names now on romance section they'll start crying

what kind of a dumbass girl is this op? the stupidity na follow come or you just updated?


he's has been bulging you since means you've had romantic conversations with him
your bf is on the right path

wife has been telling him cos he said the woman will wake him up at times in d middle of the night and start talking and giving him several assurances that she is not that kind of a woman


for guys to see through a woman's words is always the problem

if he was wise enough, he'd know that she has already started @bolded


abeg DIVORCE am comot ground

foolish guys that girls tell "he's just a friend" and she will rub her breast on your head and you press yansh, then you agree with her

MUMU

LOSER

they be like "its natural"

guys that hit this are trying

can't a woman do a Man's thing and keep her feminine shape?

oya now

well, we all know her bailout

they should set the boobs free and leave her in prison biko

this chalk board sef

my guys become so humble and faithful immediately they leave Nigeria

it shouldn't even be on the table for discussion

yes,I met you, you can't cook,does that mean through toasting, dating, courtship you just sit your ass down having orgasms on your inability to cook?


or you try to fill the void till I marry you


only lazy women can't cook

if you are wise enough, you'll know it's a FINE trap you are about to enter

your wife and her sister got a plan A

your wife got a plan B your wife sister doesn't know about

use your sense, your wife seeing her sister with bum short everywhere without saying anything says a lot

I need a another drink

everybody dey vex o


the ones with 100 to 800k salaries are complaining, trying to vote out bubu

but the ones blinded by 30k salary said NO

tell him to divorce you then

what a waste of thread

The whole thing started when a guy I don't know bought her an iPhone last month. She lied she got it herself which I know is not true. We fought, argued then she went on to block me on WhatsApp. After begging her for a month she later unblocked me and started posting pictures of different guys with love emoticon



where I stopped reading


you're a big FOOL


the fact that Buhari won the election and seeing this foolishness from a guy pisses me off

one flashy girl has 10 men giving her money

all she needs to do is, package herself and post pictures, then the mumu guys will show up


if women are not given money, words like broke, stingy won't be heard

guys you wan knack? knack her without money and see if you have anything to lose

there's everything right in hitting a woman
who hits you

women are not ready to take the weak position, so why should we not hit who we are equal to?

Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to day, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving your pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

You think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

what the fuc.k

there's something about slap that resets memories though

give women small power, they become power drunk

your only way out of this is getting a job,even after that you won't still get the respect though

a Bleep.ed woman never change,it's a dna thing....look how chattered your esteem and confidence is because you thought she would change after marriage

davien:
*Laughs in mandarin*

"He nearly slept with me"

"It's only the tip that enter"

"Your di©k is bigger sef"

"You didn't give me attention"

"It was just sex"

"He knows I'm dating you"

And more.. next time on your award winning superstory, does this mofo have the balls to cut his losses? Find out.

lol

they never learn

people wey don baff,them don chop

they start looking for misery

if Nigeria is dead atm....why should I question bobrisky?

dumbass

to think this is the same girl my pal spent money on, the fool didn't mind going broke just to make her happy

tell your friend he is a big FOOL

guys always get played.... you think giving women money for sex and still giving them the sex they need makes a man SHARP?

you guys are DUMB