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Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by lilpervert(m): 8:05pm On Mar 06, 2013
I saved dem as parolz001, parolz002 and parolz003
Romance / Re: What Caused Your Relationship Breakup? by lilpervert(m): 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2013
She used the word 'like' too much. Example; I was like... What's all this rubbish.
Very exhausting yarns undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To You? by lilpervert(m): 10:36pm On Feb 06, 2013
In fact, last year held a lot of embarrassing moments for me, I'll just say one. I was in school one day receiving lectures and the course was offered by almost everyone in my faculty. I got into the class late then a friend of mine who happens to be a girl had saved a sit for me, so me just sitdown not knowing say na wahala I wan enter.
The girl just dey talk like say tommorow no dey na im lecturer catch me, chai the guy just call me out ask me my name con change topic for board write "why students fail". This guy finish me that day with yab for almost 20 mins, see as everybody dey laff me . I'm still avoiding that girl till today embarassed

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Romance / Re: Guyz : D First Time A Lady Toast U, How Do U Feel? by lilpervert(m): 10:40pm On Jan 23, 2013
Like I was being punked, but it happens once in a blue moon
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by lilpervert(m): 10:26pm On Jan 23, 2013
Beyonceeee a million times over. I only Wish we were born in the same generation cry

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Fashion / Re: What Is The Name Of This Haircut? by lilpervert(m): 8:05pm On Nov 26, 2012
It's called Point and kill
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by lilpervert(m): 3:37am On Nov 13, 2012
Chai, see as seun diminish my 2 hours of hard work to 'not acceptable'. For me to put up better designs will take my time and man must read so I no go fail my exams.
I don try grin

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Gaming / Re: Snooker-Table Made With Mud, Sticks & Fruits by lilpervert(m): 12:33am On Nov 08, 2012
Yes it's truly poverty, but poverty also makes people make the most of what they have and in essence they become more creative
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by lilpervert(m): 4:26pm On Nov 07, 2012
Seun what do you think about mine
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by lilpervert(m): 4:17am On Nov 07, 2012
And the last one.
Moses Okocha
moses_dx10@yahoo.com

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Ads: 2nd Banner Design Contest by lilpervert(m): 4:13am On Nov 07, 2012
Here;s mine. Did it all in less than 2 hours

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Garnet PC Games For Sale @ The Cheapest Price (N100 Upwards). by lilpervert(m): 12:34am On Nov 06, 2012
Guy where are you located, I need like 10 copies of those games. And i hope most of them aren't demos. Reply ASAP

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Crime / Re: One Of The ALUU 4 Killers Caught. by lilpervert(m): 7:16pm On Oct 08, 2012
angryIts too late for uniport students.they are not acting wisely but acting in emotions.I tot there were MEN in dat sch..but all bunch of chicken hearted boyz.men are supose to evade and round up dat Aluu of a community at night.GOD Father! Dis is eye for an eye.u kill innocent men..then innocent ppl must dye too for them to feel d furry.d Gov will never allow dis students to act.they are observing u ppl.pls set ablaze dat aluu.kill dis indeegens pls...I beg u uniport students.if u dnt kill they will never learn.kill!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Crocodile Found In Flooded Parts Of Benue (Picture) by lilpervert(m): 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2012
undecidedThis photoshop scares me. So someone could make me look ugly undecided. I reject it
Romance / Re: Which Song Would You Dedicate To Your Ex/exs? by lilpervert(m): 1:12am On Aug 21, 2012
Shakara don end o - kimi cranking
My perfect song. cheesy cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Describe This Picture As? by lilpervert(m): 10:46pm On Jul 26, 2012
When life try fall your hand, show sey you pass am
Nairaland / General / Re: Fisherman Catches Crab With Osama Bin Laden's Face by lilpervert(m): 11:27pm On Jul 25, 2012
Osama don jones, intead make thee guy find better killer whale or shark possess na crab d camel go enter con draw him passport on top sef. Osama you fall my hand SMH
Romance / Re: How Can I Overcome Shyness by lilpervert(m): 11:33pm On Jul 23, 2012
My guy, shyness is overcome with time. So begin today to feel like nothing compares to you in this world and soon you'll become over confident sef.

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