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Health / Re: Salt Therapy For Ebola- Dangerous Rumour by lilpervert(m): 12:12pm On Aug 08, 2014
See people bathing and drinking full anapurna salt. Forget ebola dehydration will just kill you

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Most Realistic Tatoos Ever Drawn (pictures) by lilpervert(m): 12:23pm On Aug 03, 2014
The one with bricks on the back of his head personifies the term "block head" grin

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Romance / Re: How Much Are You Willing To Sacrifice In Your Relationship? by lilpervert(m): 1:13am On Aug 01, 2014
Two thousand three hundred and seventy naira. Dasall
Romance / Re: Naija Ladies Please Dont Bring These New Trend To Naija O!!! I BEG Una by lilpervert(m): 8:15pm On Jul 28, 2014
It won't happen. Most won't want to show their stretchmark ridden behinds

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Introducing San Maaz!!! Creative Artistic Nairalander! See Artworks Here.... by lilpervert(m): 8:50am On Jul 26, 2014
First of all, you are super talented and the precision in your work is amazing. Also, could you please tell me the kind of paper you use and if you use charcoal pencils.

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Career / Re: Best Paid Degrees In Nigeria (THE BITTER TRUTH) by lilpervert(m): 5:53pm On Jul 20, 2014
Where do you think physics ranks on that scale. I'm studying physics
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Student Builds Solar-powered Car by lilpervert(m): 10:51am On Jul 18, 2014
People willing to make a change. But I sure say the car go slow pass my popsy old beetle

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Sports / Re: Did Messi Deserve The World Cup Golden Ball? by lilpervert(m): 11:51pm On Jul 13, 2014
Without rodriguez, columbia would not have left the group stages too and even the round of 16, so stop all this "messi carried them through group stage" blabbing.
To me it should have gone to robben for simply making football entertaining to all

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Science/Technology / Re: Black Holes Are 'portals To Other universes,' According To New Quantum results by lilpervert(m): 9:10am On Jul 13, 2014
I thought blackholes were holes with so much gravity nothing can escape once captured (not even light). It may be possible that they are portals, but what do I know, that's none of my business
Forum Games / Re: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by lilpervert(m): 8:30pm On Jul 12, 2014
On second thought, since they are all labelled wrongly, picking from the box which is labelled as having both colours, you can determine what's in the other boxes.
So my answer is once

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Forum Games / Re: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by lilpervert(m): 8:15pm On Jul 12, 2014
5 marbles. I hope my logic is still working fine. Am I right?
Travel / Re: What Do You Love About Some Places And States In Nigeria? by lilpervert(m): 8:53am On Jul 09, 2014
Edo state, the witches there put meleficent to shame

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Romance / Re: Meet The Conjoined Twins Who Share Same BOYFRIEND by lilpervert(m): 10:13pm On Jul 04, 2014
For that guy mind now him dey get party
Romance / Re: Help! Am I Too Dark-skinned To Be Loved? by lilpervert(m): 9:09pm On Jul 03, 2014
If that's her on the pic then what is she saying, one of my girlfriends was as black as my phone, at least she even has small brown peeping through the black.
My own is, either black as coal or white as snow, personality beats appearance
Education / Re: Meet The Hottest Guys In Bells University (photos) by lilpervert(m): 2:11am On Jul 03, 2014
Lol, I for just be don 1 if to say I dey dat school. But the first guy looks good and looks like he'll have a nice personality wink

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by lilpervert(m): 6:57pm On Jun 30, 2014
Bonanza bonanza!!!
Mikel for sale!!!
Buy a Mikel and get a Yobo free

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Phone/Internet Market / Nokia 3310 Needed by lilpervert(m): 12:56am On Dec 30, 2013
Please if anyone could tell me where I can get my hands on a 3310 I'd be really greatful
Gaming / Re: Pls Help( Fifa 14) by lilpervert(m): 10:37am On Dec 26, 2013
Don't worry about it, all you need to do is update your directx. I had your exact same problem, I did everything then one day I decided to download and install directx 9 and I also updated it.
Just do both (install and update directx) cos one of those fixed it. Thank me later
Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With Rejection by lilpervert(m): 6:26am On Dec 26, 2013
Big.game:
Eh yah u were a victim of Friendzone 101. it's part of being a guy. You would probably get more rejections from other girls, not all would agree to your proposal you know. But hey on the bright side, each encounter helps build your confidence and prepares you for that special one.


Take a cue from Mr.cork for example, you hardly see him whining about rejection. Always jumping from one light skinned girl to another grin. I'm not saying you should be a womanizer o, just that Life is too short to feel miserable about a girl. Move on bro

Lastly, don't terminate the friendship. In the long run, you might discover things you didn't know about her that might turn you off lipsrsealed or help you win her faster wink in the future, when the opportunity window opens again(that's if you are still interested in her by then)...and if it doesn't, then you must have gained a great friend. cheesy
True yarns, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. It just takes a little time and btw, funny quote about Mr Cork grin
Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With Rejection by lilpervert(m): 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2013
I have no idea why that last comment made me laugh. Good one man grin
Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With Rejection by lilpervert(m): 10:24pm On Dec 25, 2013
Thanks man, it's just so depressing right now. I hope it gets better cry
Romance / How Do I Deal With Rejection by lilpervert(m): 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2013
I asked a friend out today (we're like best friends) and got the cold answer of "I only like you as a friend". I feel so dejected right now cos I've lost lost her love and potentially our friendship, I'm trying to sleep to ease the pain but I've hit a brick wall there.
Please, could anyone offer anything that could help. I just found out what heartbreak is
Webmasters / Re: Google Nigeria Top Searches Of 2013 by lilpervert(m): 12:10pm On Dec 18, 2013
How can Sunday Mba be among most searched people and not top the category of sports. Maybe it's not ranked
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by lilpervert(m): 1:15am On Nov 23, 2013
1st one; rice that I prepared (disaster) undecided
2nd; raw coffee without water or anything mixed
I'm still searching for my shawarma embarassed
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by lilpervert(m): 11:08pm On Nov 01, 2013
Hormones cook up a bad recipe we call love.
When I think I'm in love with someone who doesn't have my time I simply start a friendly relationship with someone else till I start liking them more than the former I'diot. After that, I just look back and wonder how stupid I was to fall for that person in the first place

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Education / Re: University Of Benin Student(uniben) Chatroom. by lilpervert(m): 2:44pm On Oct 04, 2013
Where my people at hall 3 & 4 boys with hall 1 & 2 babes

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Romance / Re: Does He Still Exist by lilpervert(m): 1:05pm On Oct 01, 2013
He does until an iidiot takes him for granted
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by lilpervert(m): 8:43am On Oct 01, 2013
Boss I hail, please help a brother out with these two; 230E24F5 and 265B5116
Thanks, I appreciate the effort you put into helping out
Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be '' Just Friends''? by lilpervert(m): 7:57pm On Apr 15, 2013
I have either had feelings for a female friend or they've had for me. Only one person has managed to control theirs around me and we're really great friends. So yes, it's possible but rare
Romance / Re: The Sentence "I Love You" by lilpervert(m): 12:15am On Apr 01, 2013
I have never said that word to a girl, buh I still hit d jackpot grin
Romance / Re: You Know She's From The Ghetto When...? by lilpervert(m): 12:09am On Apr 01, 2013
When she knows the complete lyrics of kako bi chicken by reminisce

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