₦airaland Forum

REDDEVILS1:
Na Old age dey do ur grandma. Pls don't mind her and always make sure she has her glasses on

. lolz

seyizma:
Haaaa I don't care at all, any Nairalander wanna use me for sex?

. yes I want to use u 4 sex. I'm. serious, pls snd me UR no

PvtParts:
This is the kind of leaders you have in the south.

Now compare these two old fools with politicians and elites from the north.

Have you heard or read of northern politicians fighting themselves on the pages of newspapers?

In so many ways, the north deserves to rule the south.

u r a f**l

AmakaDNB:

It's Saturday! Do not miss episode four of Roommates on DNB Stories today.

yes I did

Every tin u guys said are ok but i also tink dat the pigin english does nt suite Ramsey's mouth, he was too serious 4 dat kind of english. AY Featured d stars he likes, nt d ones dat suite d role but i tink he shud hv featured d stars gud 4 d role nt d ones he like. I tink RMD is d man of d movie, his part suite his character.

Every tin u guys said are ok but i also tink dat the pigin english does nt suite Ramsey's mouth, he was too serious 4 dat kind of english. AY Featured d stars he likes, nt d ones dat suite d role but i tink he shud hv featured d stars gud 4 d role nt d ones he like. I tink RMD is d man of d movie, his part suite his character.

U r rite dear

God bless our former president n God bless Nigeria

I hv nt gotten d email

O boy see, 4 real. Chisos according 2 okon lagos

O boy see wizard, 4 real. Chisos according 2 okon lagos

LILYCHERISH:
1st 2 comment, dancing shoki. I need a job

i disvirgin u, so ther4 u r mine

1st 2 comment, dancing shoki. I need a job

Is this shoki or wat

She looks

She looks dirty

Big boy bt dnt look like his

Big boy bt dnt look like his dad

4 real, lolz.i tink she is

4 real, lolz.i tink she is mad

Mayb

DONMAYOR19:
Wike giving Ameachi sleepless night since the dayl ameachi lost his senses.

Meanwhile I need to call roll call for only one old man.

Dogo Yaro
Old wine
President michelle of germany
West germany
The Duara Dullard
Babaonechance
Mr 419
Mr I have 150 cow (for how many years? Scammer!)
Mr I borrow money to buy presidential form(hope u don pay back? Liar)

my guy u too much

Hw will i kwn if the dress is fine

1st 2 comment, im dancing shoki, wish applicant success[s][/s]

1st 2 comment, im dancing shoki, wish applicant success

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

ur hero indeed

Funny rite, nice selfie.

Funny rite, nice selfie, bt is dis really news worthy

bilikisu02:
Compovine Technologies Limited, an indigenous company with the main aim of offering Information Technology, sales and services to individuals and Corporate organizations.
We are recruiting to fill the following positions below:

1.) Sales/ Computer Engineer

2.) Female Accounting Officer

3.) Web Developer

4.) Procurement Manager

5.) Human Resources Manager

6.) Administrative/ Operations Manager

7.) Marketing Manager

8.) Software Engineer

9.) Sales Executive

Application Link

http://www.nigerialovejobs.com/compovinetechnologies-limited-job-recruitment-9-positions/



Application Closing Date
30th June, 2015.
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which state

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

they are true

Jenams:
FROM MC CRY CRY.. A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs." Happy Sunday guys

u made my day tnks

beststoreltd:
@LILYCHERISH- 'Best Store Limited' family wishes you a happy birthday

tnks