celeron40:
skinny, fair, with a good music taste...ill just marry you on the spot.

Hehehe....how many yu don marry?

Drakula:
The way wey some people anxiety De grow for count down, sotey dem De dream of camp.
I believe some of dem go enter their various camp on the 1st of November, come wait for gate till 4th.
Here are the culprits...
.
Isryl02 ( m),
Tawfeeqah,
aljpimp (m),
Luvlyfal ( f), (second runner up miss camp)
frankjekkins ,
lilylurv ( f), (first runner up miss camp)
Usherseun ( m),
shootsight( m), (dem sight you for mami markets batch b, De scout for better camp)
sabiguy (m), (Actor, we see u for Abuja camp site yterday, you De case the place, we hear say you don't buy 30 white shirts and shorts, abeg share oh)
AfonSales ( m),
ifeoluwatoyin2 ,
zlatan ,
dania30 (f),
trendiitee( f), (you and taiye marry 4 camp, nysc go dash una 500k,)
niceeric (m), (Mr nice guy)
Idyeyop,
isuzu1 ( m),
louisdaniel( m),
kaffy1232 ( f),
foxyac3 ( m),
mercielizzie (f ),
zeebello ,
oyeludef,
westinfo4040 (m ),
Anugod( f ), (prepare for a miracle)
Ishowdels( m),
HisMajesty1(m ),
meeva ( f ),
Rusa ( f ),
henrinity ( m),
richybanky(m ),
sheyihandsy( m),
psymonds (m ), (I hear say nysc put you for kitchen staff, make you De pound yam)
jennyesh ( f ),
Josieojeb,
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m),
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
noordean ( m), (I hear say you De practice marching)
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
fantasticfarouk ( m),
sodiqyinka (m), (sabi guy see you last week wear white jalabia De rehearse camp exercise. No wear day jalabia come camp oh. Na white shirt, shorts and shoe's)
Mogenerous (f ), (miss camp)
Wildemex92( m),
myquestion (m), (come out of ghost mode and as ur qst)
suyamasta (m), (suya De wait for you oh)
Ayomax( m), (boss)
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (I hear say you De gym so you go win Mr macho for camp, take am easy)
navistar (m), (dem say you De practice waking up by 4am)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f), (fine girl)
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
AYOOLA1983 , m (dreaming of nysc since 1983)
editate( m),
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m), (girls go fight for camp because of you)
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
Wildemex92( m),
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (na only you never dream if camp yet)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f),
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
meditate( m),( stop meditation and comment, camp is less than 2 weeks)
.

If your name no Dey here, you be better prospective otondo, sojo go flog you for camp...


Good morning house,




Abeg na joke oh.

Choi! Abeg which version of your dream be this? Na OBS things o

Now iRecieved a msg yesterday to come for Litramed Publications tommorow (was contacted due to my skills they discovered) and here I am waiting patiently for call-up letter

What do I do?
How do I go about it?


#Right now, I'm in akure, need to make the decision now whether to start heading lagos now.

Cutehector4u:
i serious o

that means say yu go get many wify o....

Cutehector4u:
Her eyes......i easily fall for girls who have cute pretty eyes.. Den her lips....

Yu can marry a girl cuz of her eyes abi? I get one for yu oh

Some people believe in love at first sight while some believe its all about LUST.

Some couples will come out today and tell us
'we met in a taxi'
'we met at bus-stop/park'
'we met at a supermarket'
'we met at a friend's party'
'we met in a banking hall'
'We met at a conference'
'We met during NYSC camp'

A lot of coincidental meetings and 'boom' the relationship gets so serious and they eventually head down the aisle...but before they could start talking, something must have been so striking in that person that you can't help starting a conversation...and as the conversation gets more deeper, you discover some things that makes them interesting nd outstanding.
Now, over to you, what are those first three things that fascinate you about a person?

Tallesty1:
Sex kwa?

That was what he said o....

niceeric:

hmmm.....they av been sucked into the Nasarawa dungeon abi.....wetin I go tell Press wen dey ask me say y I leave my beautiful south west go sojourn for place wey papa and mama no dey??

well sha,if I get ministerial post or I hammer correct government contract sha, I fit retract my statement lol

;Dbarawo

Marshiro:
Hello house! Its really been a longtym and av missed U̶̲̥̅̊ guys a lot....av bin battling wit d over 30 pages I missed and am nw up to date.......Congrats to those dat av seen dere call up numbers and for dose dat are still waiting for deres,it will surely cum.

Welcum bk Trendiitee and taiye4christ(couple of d year) and am so happy 4 u
Shoutout to all ladokites in d house Mogenerous, hawdi,taiwoliu,oyeludef,barmy,usherseun and so on
Respect to my oga in d house Sodiqyinka and to my goons fweshblacboia2,sabiguy,horlawoomey,ayomax,heineken,niceeric and so on and also to d chicks dania30,lilylurv,jeenyesh,luvlyfal and dose I couldn't mention dere monikers .........God bless U̶̲̥̅̊ all!

God bless you too and welcome back here...

niceeric:

u like am abi u no like am ko kan'aye.....just dey go price transport fare reach dat side naw lol

Nassarawa aint bad at all...very close to ABJ. One of my fwends wo served there 2011/2012, refused to come back. Another 2013/2014, had also decided to stay back

sabiguy:
A quick shoutout to all my peeps... Mizcurrency omolizzy ayomax usherseun emmasage sojiboy navistar sodiqyinka hawdi fweshblacboai2 lilylurv trendiitee taiye4christ dania30 and others...
Abeg make una follow join anugod in prayers.

Sabiguy pass go!

Shalom!

If you bliv it, you shall receive it. Just believe it is settled anugod and the Lord will surprise you IJN.

All shall end well

sabiguy:
A quick shoutout to all my peeps... Mizcurrency omolizzy ayomax usherseun emmasage sojiboy navistar sodiqyinka hawdi fweshblacboai2 lilylurv trendiitee taiye4christ dania30 and others...
Abeg make una follow join anugod in prayers.

Sabiguy pass go!

Shalom!

You r sighted dear...

sabiguy:


Haha my baby. I been busy in the real world trying to bring food to ur table . I know you miss me, I miss you too

Are you trying to say I'm FFO

niceeric:

ayam a living testimony!!!!!...lol

Just let me into yur dream then

Please...where is 'sabiguy'
Somehow, I miss the naurie over-mouthed boi....sorry, man

sisipelebe.....now, iNeed to know why you choose that my favourite sweet of pry sch. as your name!....even in ghost mode, you are doubleshighted

niceeric:

try my solutions dear....youll see d kinda pharmacist I am lol

Any testimony from the ppl yuv prescribed that to? I love hearing testimonies before taking drugs....

niceeric:


it was a borrowed course loool

Your lectures no try at all.....No thanks for you

niceeric:

u know Hollandia yoghurt??....get one,get some tutolin cough syrup and pour it's content in the yoghurt...voila!!! d potion works like magic

the best yet is to get 2 ecstasy pills...damn!!...pop em and trust me you'll be in camp in minutes.....thank me later

Abeg, na pharmacy yu read for sch?

As much I'd tried to dream bout the Nysc posting...the dream won't just come. Assin, make I even have a sneak preview of it....

Dreamers in the house, how do I go about it now?

I asked someone this particular question yesterday and guess what his reply was!

'A day with sexual intercourse'

#i couldn't help but smile and didn't bother to inquire more abt it because he boldly and joyfully answered me...my motive was not to question it but to know him more and. I think that answers it partly.
So, here I am asking you, what would you describe as a perfect day? Or isn't there something like that?

louisdaniel:


mention those places dat make u feel dat u r nt longer in Lagos

Its been awhile I wrote exams of this question type. I'm sorry

#CASECLOSED

Ayomax:
bros, I can't believe some one will badagry a village. menh I give up

Yes! I called it a village, and if yu may know I was reffering to some pars there. Village or no village, its still outskirt of lagos and what I meant when I made mention of those places is based on the consideration of their proximity to Lagos Metropolis, social amenities and all. There are some areas in Lagos yu will be whereby it will look like yu are outta lagos already...if yu get it, fine. I'm not here to argue, just my opinion.

#CHAPTERCLOSED

MrJAY012:


Lool! No mind me jare, my eyes too sharp ni, and no be like say I sabi that English reach that level oo .
Now you too mocking me...God pass una

Ahn ahn...mock ke. I'm not mocking you oh...its just that just as your eyes is too sharp to spot 'mis-cake', my hand is too sharp to type what my mind is telling me

Good evening dearie
#anyluckwiththehawdiaccountyet?
#iMissHawdi

louisdaniel:



abeg tell me oooo wer b village 4 Lagos.I won knw cos I no knw

After ipaja side na villa o...even badagry sef. Kola arnd agbado-ijaiye...down to toll gate

handsum92:


Dis story sounds familiar...like I've met you before somewhere!, ever stayed in ilara b4?

It has to sound familiar cuz iKnow you. Aint yu henry? Cream?

nabsprada:

Wish I had more than a single 'like'...u said it all,though sometimes its kinda hard to believe...patience is indeed a virtue

Awwww...thanks so much. It really is...some things are coming my way now,I've met some people, and I've done some things which would not have been possible if I had left for service last year.

Thanks sweets.

Mizmay13:
My school really suffered me sha and it hurts,graduated 2012 wit no issues,and I was not mobilised,everytime I check its one story or the other,only for me to go and complain officially and I found out that my name came out for mobilization,in batch C13 but it was put in a wrng department,hence that's why I was never mobilized again.I applied for revalidation against batch C14,here I am my name came out and they hv bin treating me specially from school.lols funny but true.my tales of suffering from Benue state uni makurdi.

Now, iFeel your pain...mine was supposed 2be Klass '12 too...had an accident and that was 100L, nd cudnt write exams. Since then, I had known I was gonna have extra semester but 2nd semester it was. Almost 5th leading buh couldn't finish with moi mates...and when extra semester would come, strike moved the 2013 august exams to 2014 feb...as if tha was not enough, when july mobilisation came I cudnt find my name on the list...and guess what, they forgot to pick the particular list from DSA table and collate with mobilisation list...seriously, I was sick for like 3days. But here I am, I can say, I've gone farther than some of my mates who had already finished serving since feb....EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS ALL ABOUT BEING AT THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. No time is lost...if you have GOD

MrJAY012:


Drama king

Yu can correct sha maybe that's why they blocked hawdi. Just saying though


#JustKidding

MrJAY012:


Now you . No vex, ah no go eye anybody again, make them just return my account. Not like I like the moniker though, it's an old nickname, I would have changed the moniker if I had the opportunity, this is my new, if they don't, I might as well just build up on this....but you know that situation when someone views your profile and says "this one na jjc, October 2014, mtchew", that I do not want

Oh my hawdi....sowie hun.

sodiqyinka:
Lool. Oro di e laso fun omoluabi, to ba de nu e adi odindi. You try

Yelzke...yu na surest omoluabi now. Yu've got no P...do as yu like

sodiqyinka:
Parables? Spit it out bae!

O ti o...
No be me go cal iya tisa witch
Na half word we dey tell omoluabi, if hin reach I'm stomach e go cum turn whole

Happy Sunday peepz esp. My