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PastorFire:


Shey una see how dis guy relax

Relax Nor kee yourself ontop Npower

Start organizing your Sendforth and Thanksgiving combined service.

abeg when is c2 is receiving their very first alert?

ComradeShegs:
Please, I need advice here. I applied for N-agro while in Niger State but I relocated last month to Lagos.
I've been posted to a PPA in Niger State but I currently don't have the resources to travel to and fro. Plz I need advice especially from C1 beneficiaries..

best thing is to redeploy. Its on the deployment tab

fadal:
WHAT DO U MEAN BY FACE UP

facing zero degrees

Killbillz:
How can u wear a boxer for 7 days when ur not a mad man? u must be a real pig!!! Normal guy balls doesn't smell cos there's actually nothing to cause any smell it's just skin and at most if u dress warm on a very sunny and physically active day it gets sweaty but not smelly. Except there's some underlying disease or he's extremely dirty like u.. 7 days u need deliverance. I bet u have all sorts of craw-craw and eczema on ur dead balls

do you usually have wet dreams

fadal:
THATS IF THE NIGGER DON'T CHANGE HE'S UNDERWEAR IT DOES THAT TO ME TOO IF I STICK WITH MY UNDERWEAR FOR LIKE A WEEK MY DICK BE SMELLING SOME WAYS

does your dick face up when erect?

Wordsfrombimpe:
Hmmn

will you let me suck your pussy

Ballzproblemm:
if wash down there regularly you will not smell ,unless the man wey you dey follow na pig , can't say the same for women ,wash or no I wash ,there na soakaway

can you finger pussy

mariahAngel:
This is Ronaldo's humbling moment. He should take it in good faith.

are you proud?

Jodera:
Thank you. This has always been my point

Anybody saying Ronaldo shouldn't be angry In such a scenario because another player wouldn't be should no say player pass player thus even though respect is paramount to everyone, it's never ideal to give everyone equal respect.

Ronaldo fvcked up for leaving the stadium and he deserved to be punished rightly. But saying Ronaldo doesn't deserve to be angry because man u won?? Nahhh

when aubameyang broke the rules, weren't you one of the unforgiving fans that encourage the club to terminate his contract despite being a big player? Double standard. Shame on you

Odunharry:
True the game will be tough, but I feel Eriksen can also help dictate Play from the middle which is lacking in McFred.. Anything that happens at Stamford Bridge we must win the match..

where is rob van damme beek?

Bjteensdes24:
Omo I don’t just understand this fans o. You are a boss too where you work and you have rules and regulations in the company, you as a boss broke the law are you telling me your employer will not penalize you even though you are a boss too The manager has the power over him, Ronaldo fk up and has been punished but fans here cos of love saying the coach should be looking like Ole. Definitely, if he goes unpunished another player will do same thing. You guys will say the player should be punished since he’s not Ronaldo and we want the club to progress smh

sometimes, you talk from both sides of your mouth

Ellexy:
Una don extend am reach 89 minutes?

ETH wanted to sub him in at least on the 85th minute mark but his drama and refusal caused Elanga to enter in the 88th minute.

In world football, it's only when Ronaldo is about to be brought on in the later stages of a game will him and his fans qualify it as humiliation. You guys should at least have a lirru fear of God inside.

next time, write like a normal person. You write like somebody who has gone astray

Sb get me a condom. I need to fùck sense into ronaldo sister's head

CCC2:
This child is a supper child. It takes a great deal of meditation and Astra projection to reveal your past existence, main while, he he has this knowledge with no effort. You just got an angel sent to your house, please enquire about him and develop him right.

sometimes when i go to a place, i meet people i feel i've seen before. Dont know where. Talk to me

1Sharon:
No. Its my 7th.

are you single

inoki247:
lol Yeye bank na so so debit dem dey debit the 2k wey I leave for the account since January...

Mak dm sha no sell my 2k join...

lol. Nasty man

obembet:
Yes o

you are backward. I pity your unborn children

andrewbaba44:
He is making a lot of sense from that epistle ,and If you didn’t pick points from there then you are among the Ronaldo Stan’s who are the biggest Morons .

Get out of my sight before I send drones to delete you like soleimani. Nitwit!

Mrviktor:
Na wetin dey taya me for Rashford body be this..
See u see net.. U dey use all your power and might shoot shot..

If na martial he for don bend am like Henry..

He could have easily scored a hat trick but is always going for power..

where exactly does rashford play?

hopefulLandlord:
Seeing these happenings and how Ronaldo stans are bending over backwards to defend him makes me glad he's left my club. I remember when news about his wanting to leave Real Madrid was making waves and his stans on our thread was talking about how Real Madrid is maltreating him, how they should've given him another contract when he's heading to 34 and had 3 years left already on his present contract. His stans turned on our president who oversaw us winning 4 UCLs in five years and 3 in a row. they underrated the effort Ronaldo's teammates put into winning the trophies and gave all the credit to Ronaldo. a particular Stan even said we should oust the president that he doesn't mean well for the club anymore all because he refused to give their darling a huge payraise

Anyways I'm glad the Flo Perez showed him who's boss and threw him out the backdoor like he were Julien Faubert as a payback for his tantrums, got over €100M and now those players who were sacrificing their gameplay just for his glory are now getting the recognition that they deserve. 2 of those he left at Madrid have won balon d'Or and they've won another UCL without him while he's since gone to Juve saying he needed "new challenge" like Juve hadn't been winning league titles upon league titles before he came only to start losing to the likes of Porto, Ajax and Lyon; teams he would've blown away if he were at Madrid and even Serie A top scorer was a headache to him as he lost to Immobile and another to a player 2 years older than Ronaldo, Quagliarela. the only season he won it was the first season Juve lost Serie A title for the first time in a long time. All these happened with his Stans gobbling up any shit he can muster blaming everything Juve related then they followed him to United, who were hoodwinked into signing him cuz he almost signed for City lol and the rest is history. now he wants to leave again and no UCL team wanted him or wanted to pay for him and stans from our thread those days are here defending him again like their lives depended on it hahaha. now he's getting benched by those that looked up to him and he and his stans are throwing tantrums.

they just can't come to terms that their darling might be finished. his body isn't responding to instructions like it used to. he can't run with the ball again as he becomes very slow with it, his passing has been horrendous as he has the worst pass completion percentage in the team and his key passing stat is also horrendous, his freekicks has turned pathetic, he can't dribble to save his life, his speed off the ball and ability to lose his marker has taken a huge hit too, he can't press, hardly attempts to mark and worst of all is that his finishing ability has taken a dive too and this present Ronaldo without his excellent finishing ability simply becomes a huge liability to the team as he offers almost nothing else to the team they can't get from other players yet Stans here are too blind to all these and are instead blaming a coach for doing what is in his best interest. Many of his Stans would call themselves Man United fan BUT deep within them they would rather watch man u lose every match from now till the end of the season 6-5 every game if their darling can be the scorer of all the 5 goals than their team win 1-0 with their hero on the bench.

Their stans are the worst and I'm glad they're now some other club's problems

which one be epistle way this móron dey write sef

Acidosis:
Yeah, one of those love tales.

so i can marry anybody i want

SocialJustice:
Is it possible to see the wonder of the universe and not believe in God? I am a strong believer.

do you think God created himself?

sylve11:
i am not ready to preach it to anyone. if they like they believe, if they don't like, they should not believe. Reincarnation is real and that is it.

where were you in your former life?

Johel:
Ofcos.. This life is more like a programme, there's possibilities of reincarnations...This is really creepy tho...In life, anything can happen,that's the way it's been programmed,expect the unexpected.

where were you in your former life?

Acidosis:
No. Why?

i've heard people say things like we were meant for each other, we were meant to be together.

1Sharon:
Simple genetics. Your daughter has 1/4 of your mother's genes, so it's makes sense that she has some.of her personality traits.

She's her grandmother after all.

is this your first life?

ishilove, octopussy, mariahangel, cococandy, sisisioge, frozen, virginprincess, jeon, rozrozz, uyaiincomparabl, magnolias your attention is needed her

Acidosis:
Good that "oyinbo" people are finally regaining their senses. That thing they call de javu is 100% a sign of "reincarnation."

While it is not possible for the dead man to literally come back to this world, some territorial spirits have perfected the act of reinventing themselves when their host (humans) dies.

"Reincarnation" is, thus, a fake truth programmed by territorial demons to live in and through the human body for donkey years. Demons/spirits don't die easily.

do you believe there is a destined spouse for everybody?

Kajaard:
Hmmmmmmmm, same scar? Well I can't doubt you because I don't know anything about the supernatural. So anything is possible.

have you been bewitched b4

spiralwedge:
That's obviously a demon living in the body and his/her main mission is to create confusion about After-Life and let people begin to question God on some matters.

what do you think about sango and ogun worshippers? are they worshipping ancestral spirits?

SocialJustice:
Ra was once human like Buddha, Krishna and Shiva and were limited by human communication available then. Most of the things translated from ancient texts are being found to be wrongly translated. The best way to truly know is to experience it for yourself.

Just outside this physical realm, time and space does not exist. It means you can go to any point in time to see what really happened for yourself instead of relying on wrongly translated texts.

I look forward to the day I can visit the akashic library myself and see everything for myself.

do you believe in God?

gypsey:
Okay. Keep deciving yourself. there are no such thing as spirits..


You think scientists cannot be traumatised or get mental illness? Scientists are not humans? Who can feel pains?

you are a very dimwitted individual.