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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 9:42am On Jan 18, 2016
Too many rubbish

OK been a while, lets flow


Fellows killed on a cypher...now its viral.. and dudes applaud it/ fools are boring/ they poke nose.... Even moderators won't support it/
Used my other... hand/ and hit em so hard until they fall and die/
They shoulda turned the left cheek buh their dead bodies don't understand!!!/
Prïcks are duely hurt/ with every Uzi shot/ use to pour in salt....before an abuse becomes insult/
You never knew my fury once/
I only manage to keep my cool...from the progress of my dudes tha pushing drugs/
Cos contents of my book of rhymes already killed you from unit one/
............ ffucking skilled with the horror core/ watching your motto drop/ cos it says: "IT NEEDS YOU TO WIN A TITLE "/
I need you the reader, strangled....to death and prevented from/........revenge when you dead and gone/
So beware cos I'm headed forrrrrr!!! your head with Beretta guns/
You heard it I said it; maybe you scared I'm a dreaded thug/ BUT ffuck it, my punches handy/ they causing misunderstanding/
Buh what I don't understand is...
I lost my integrity/
Tried to get it quick/ I ffucked with any means/
I'm dead!! Thanks to the so called tight pals that preferably buried me/
Than watch me live my every day life inhaling some medicines/
Bring the beef to my table? I'm steaming it for you and I/
Lyrically I'm superman/
...... Nigga you are damned/
Except you confess that you my fan/
Blew their guards...on every row...with out having the canoe paddled/ took control of every unfinished business you failed to handle/ 69missed calls. . .Jah bless the call of rap to take the mantle...
I'm thinking outta the box; guess my sense of reasoning rotates in circles!!!/
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Giving these pricks conditions/ I know you wish we was equal/
Buh yall are kids, I'm the big dawg/
... Yall nursery rhymes wont match my satanic bars. . . .if you bit your piece from a demon/
I script with ink of a legion. . .I'm slaying an army troop so you dull rappers to me is just a bit of a meat ballll/
. . .talent already did the intro even before my rap commenced/ dudes telling me "you precious".... Hope you know I'm a diamond, friends/
Out of this world, if I was an alien. . . .then I'd be diamondhead/
" Long Live the King".. My parrot said;
At this point I think I should start living my life care taking like my landlord's friend!!!/
RomanceRe: The Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 9:29am On Jan 18, 2016
Lalasticlala; you with me on this one right? undecided
RomanceRe: The Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 9:27am On Jan 18, 2016
Talph:
Error 404: installation package not foundfound grin : grin
Lwkm... grin
RomanceRe: The Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 9:25am On Jan 18, 2016
octopusfreaky:
grin angry cheesy grin grin Men shaaa,,na d women dey enjoy the process naaa,,,y do guys crave for it ds much,it should be the oda way round..
I tire o

Anyways, I don't do that sh*t
RomanceRe: The Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 9:24am On Jan 18, 2016
Uchesis:
u got me dere grin
grin grin see ur mind undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 9:12pm On Jan 17, 2016
Speed Up
RomanceRe: The Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 9:07pm On Jan 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
Ok,try ashawo,u go suck free boobscheesy
Lols, I don't do that shiit
PhonesRe: What Is The Price Range Of The Phone You Use? [poll] by Limerick: 7:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
Oh well I'm using an LG Nexus I bought from a friend 52K Plus Infinx Hot 2 21,500N
My Infinix Hot Note Pro I bought 28K is with an engineer cos of screen Problem
RomanceThe Only Woman That Allowed Me Suck Her Breast Without Asking For Iphone 6 Is... by Limerick(op): 10:27pm On Jan 16, 2016
The only Woman dat allowed me suck her breast without asking for Recharge card,Iphone 6 ,Tablet and Blackberry or wanting something in return is



.........my Mother .... #respect

Wetin. Una been dey think? Mmtchew!! undecided
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 9:03pm On Jan 14, 2016
timilehing:
connection stops after the 10mb got exhausted
connect it again
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 6:08pm On Jan 14, 2016
timilehing:
Assist me on Psiphon handler setting for MTN
download this psiphon, and connect (no configuration required) http://www.datafilehost.com/d/4c361567
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 2:56pm On Jan 14, 2016
sosiqdude:
The sosiqdude is back mehn cheesy grin cheesy grin

Really missed a lots of things right here..

Even the 2015 cypher too, oh gosh
sup dude, happy new year happy new year all
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 7:29am On Jan 14, 2016
pazzys:
you can still undo it shaa.... i made the same mistake too...lol i mean the internal mermory stuff!!!
bro
All my files are getting stored in my internal memory even when I selected SD card as default write disk..
It wasn't like this when I was using Lollipop, any help?
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 7:23am On Jan 14, 2016
All my files are getting stored in my internal memory even when I selected SD card as default write disk..
It wasn't like this when I was using Lollipop, any help?
Celebrities5 Dirty Secrets Revealed By Olamide And Don Jazzy’s Fight Over Headies Awards by Limerick(op): 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2016
1. Don Jazzy not make his beats, rather, he pays people to do it and take all the credit – As revealed by Olamide

2. Headies Awards has been compromised. Going back to 2014 Headies, Reekado Banks won the Rookie of the Year award without having a song to be nominated with, but his input with Mavin Song Dorobucci.

3. Olamide has let go of the fact that D’banj’s producer, Deevee accused him of stealing the Kokomaster’s songs. This can be seen in how Olamide dragged D’banj into his rant?

4. Don Jazzy is an attention seeker who is not humble at all as he pose to be – As revealed by Olamide.

5. Olamide actually care about the feelings of his fans. This seen in the way he was quick to apologize to them for his very unruly and unacceptable conduct at the awards.

 

Do you see a diss track loading anyone or should we just #LeavetrashforLAWMAhuh
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Rap Battle Section Awards Nomination List 2015 by Limerick: 5:16pm On Jan 02, 2016
Who dey call me here? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:49pm On Dec 21, 2015
The boy is a monster....he feasting on midgets/ was born as a murderer.... addicted to killing/
I come from okota......where biitches be ripping my V-I-B-E-S. . .and stealing my P-O-W-E-R-S....
What I'm sayn is... I'm ffucked as a sorcerer.... I been in the midst Of/....a cult where my momma's.... the queen of the witches/
I'm reaching for the city...that ripped off my riches/...
till the world shouts; men I haven't been in my senses/
Carried away, found my self in a street of the sinners/ Where you get prosecuted for being seen as a sinner/ shuuuu!!
Of course they don't KNOW/ that I'ma make any ffucker go SLOW/ when I sell their VOTES/
....and if Good luck SHOWS/ IMA replace their 'head'. . . .and make a 'barber go SLOW'!!!/ arrgghh!!
I'm so angry, I could rap battle on a saxophone.....just to pour out my mind on the music/
Either ways, you still going out...weather I kill you on the streets...OR I Chase you off the lands.. like suzuki!!/
(Fakers: he talking trash)
Huhhuh? Ever seen the wrath of a god?/
The ground shakes on the hearing of his thunderous words/ and if you thinking-its-crap....then your thoughts must be wrong/
I'd be stealing-your-map....till you're lost in your thoughts/ you weren't just born on 'AP-RIL'..........you a monkey for sure/
I cook-more than good-puns and make you fall inni pot/
'Ate his alert' from the bank. . . . .the thang fall n he ports/ you'd think he got blown by owu....
But 'literally '....he got blown by the 'women of owu'.....and 'things were falling apart'!!!/
too bad!!!!!!!!!! he gets killed
On a race to be rich/ Without fulfilling what he came to achieve/
Me and my crew ain good at faking a bbitch/
Tried it once....the 'boo(b)bursts' and si-li-cons_-_seen-in-us
Was only taking the role of your fav'rite emcee/
Now a couple rappers hating on me!!!/
Some got 'pepper'.....now they feeling like they 'grater' than me/
But I grind tomatoes....... Hope you know that im the greatest noni/ Dammmnnn
You just lost your temper....to begger su/..... Bring your beef in my pepper soup/ a 'contribution' towards ending you?...
In that case; I'm in charge of the 'revenue'!!!/
He's now missing...... I given them a clue/
Finnndd hhimm he's in trouble for reaallll!!! to find him...
You gatta sacrifice/ a life to have....him back/
Even at that nigger, you stand a chance/ to panic on the track/
Fucck!!! I should talk inna language you hear/
Limerick is scary.....when rampage is near/ its best you bandage ur head while I'm planking your rear/
Men I'm planting my teks on your family's jet/ .....till you crash on the 'wheel'....before your 'daddy is dead'!!!/
Its fun... When I come... With my swords...to your lungs...and you die before it hits your jaws/
Or since hip-hop dint-drop real-bucks.....you combining reggae and blues.....like Mr. Songs!!!!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick:
Ohhhh shiit
Sometimes I feel that I'm Silly as f.uck/ two of my tracks. . .got booe'd by the fans. . .and I heard from reviews. . .that my writtens annoy/
My Lyrics have flopped/..... I Wish I was sick as a dog. .OH LORD!/
But instead I arrived at hell...'n' was bagged by Ely/ and now I can't 'star' on a track.....if I Spat asterisks/ horror core rap?
....I ain half as scary/ as my facial look/ that was painted blue/
By some hating troops/
Should be taking these to. . .a forsaken room/
They say; "fuccked-up.....you dont drop-Puns....you need to go learn some X rated moves /
RED WAP SH*T/ dropped by the dawgs that I def can't be/
That was bullshit.....tryna please Criticisers.... Fucck!! Were they any better? Obviously, NO!!/
they only drop sh*t putting junks on the road/
they never get votes/ hell No.... They'll simply get 'shocked' that they failed as Rap Gladiators. . . .while they fall off the 'poll'/
(Just ffucked em bro, that's gayyy!!)
thats Enough! That was doppe like " HEY!. . . .those bars JAM(B)med Students till they Choked and failed/ but since my metas don't hit. . .I'm in need of em similes/
.....till I got an advice; smoke weeds and a cigarette/
'Cos I left-hip-hop?. . . .to get-these-bucks?. . .O' course it doesn't mean I forsaken it!!/
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See them doff hats. . .while I'm dropping fillers/... See that word play? Men I'm forking skilled/ ....wait up....
Those two lines solid nigger/
But the third watery. . . . .I don't f.ucks with 'Hitler'!!/ (third war III)
I mustav been a freaking immigrant/ cos I'm 'ODD in this, bïtch(beach). . .Like Ceiling fans/
So I invented-bows, to let-them-know.......that I'm not only skilled as a guitar man!!/
....I'm too quick/....Shoot clips/ buh I abused it/
Thinking that I won(one)......till I found out that I'm 'two things'/
First is I'm bullshit....
Second is I'm bleeped up....I even have so many rap videos posted on vuclips/
I just hope I be a simple dawg/ but I'm still too strong/...though they never gave a ffuck..... I'm Out...you don't know?
Well if you must/ I go AWOL. . .erry'time its 6ix O'Clock/
~~check the time
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 3:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
captainflash:
Where u see se.un?
I been telling yall
The guy is a re.tard....but You guys won't believe me.
PhonesInfinix Zero 3 Review - Discussion Thread by Limerick(op): 10:16pm On Dec 17, 2015
Infinix Mobility has released its latest flagship smartphone in the ZERO series, the Zero 3. This device comes boasting with a superior 20.7 megapixel camera, 4G capabilities among other high specs at an affordable price.

The Zero 3 comes with a 5.5 inch full HD display with pixel density of 400ppi which is expected to deliver sharp, clear and bright multimedia experience. Camera is pegged at 20.7 megapixel with dual flash and the capacity to record video in 4K, the front camera is a 5 mega pixel that also comes with dual colour LED flash.

Infinix Mobility CEO, Benjamin Jiang emphasized that a larger pixel count does not directly translate into a good picture quality, hence they made used of SONY IMX203 sensors in its camera to complement its 20.7MP camera.

Powered by Android Lollipop OS, the Zero 3 is completely modified to customize user experience with the introduction of its XUI user interface which offers series of features like efficient power management, font manager, system management, themes among others. “Infinix Mobility is not only a hardware manufacturer; we are delivering richer experience by developing software solutions for our users. It’s important for our users to experience something new, XUI provides customized software with regular system updates.” said Bruno Li, Infinix Mobility country Manager.

Infinix Zero 3 is powered by MediaTek HELIO X10 processor, a 64-bit octa-core CPU with clock speeds up to 2.2GHz. This HELIO X10 processors is integrated with 4G LTE capabilities, 4K  video recording at 30 fps, slow-motion, better multi-media experience and an overall CPU performance to give users an improved mobile experience.

RAM size is clocked at 3GB while internal memory is 16GB, this is a sort of slack as I expected a 32GB internal memory on this flagship. Battery is also capped at a reasonable 3030mAh.

All these specs are looking good and impressive on paper, watch this space for a review of the device once it is available.

Pricing is yet to be decided so we will have to wait till 21st December 2015 when the device will be go on sale.

PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 9:56pm On Dec 17, 2015
LeonMacJames:
u sure about that?? ?
u used xposed and your phone is looking this awful?
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 9:51pm On Dec 17, 2015
bonitical:
infinix rom (x510)....for dos dt have nt seen it b4.

PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by Limerick: 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2015
RandomVic:
The last update was well over 600mb of absolute nothingness, what if I had just 100mb left and I was managing this 100mb for the rest of the month?! What this means is that infinix will just waste my 100mb of to download a crap of an update just like that without my consent whatsoever angry
grin
No be we koba you now grin
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Limerick: 8:32pm On Dec 16, 2015
Please add me to infinix hot note whatsapp group 08081099738
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Limerick: 10:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
Reediano:
Downlaod it from this link http://www.yomitech.com/2015/11/infinix-hot-note-pro-lollipop-latest.html
thanks bro, downloading right now,
Btw, is the ROM an android one rom?
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Limerick: 8:27am On Dec 15, 2015
DeBright5:
Why not come back since you are missing us. Your contact is still there. If u have changed your number, then drop it. Let me add you instantly. Please bro.
add me to the group bro, GATS learn a few more things
08081099738
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Limerick: 8:09am On Dec 15, 2015
Reediano:
Just leave the phone for a couple of hours....preferably 24hrs for the battery to go flat.. Then flash all over again
...
Make sure you flash the right firmware and also use firmware upgrade (not downlaod only)
bro pls gimme a link to the lollipop firmward upgrade...need to download it
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 5:36pm On Dec 14, 2015
PaulThor:
Please just shut it.. Guys like you killed waec standards in this nation...
lwkm
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 5:18pm On Dec 14, 2015
Throw Back shiit
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(PHOENIX CYPHER) NAIRALAND SHOWDOWN - Kr0ne and
Limerick

KRONE(Chronicles of Dopeness):
From the lazy vets to the zealous bunkums/ the dweebs . . .
weak and strong ones/
to those who preach our fall off/ I wish peace and honour/
salute with streaks of gunshots/
. . . all you internet thugs and keyboard warriors!
. . . Bis the king, I applaud yo!/
with gentle strokes you've owned most bouts/ you keep the
throne and hold the crown/
thrill the folks with flows profound/ truly, we see tight and lose
writers but your scripts know no bounds!
. . .fans you've incited/ in Brutal Clash you resigned vets/
others you forced to drop the pen . . .or have their hands tied
behind them/ on Fb, your bars been cited/
bitten and recited/ but your worst mistake, sire . . . was the
'man you knighted!'
. . . he got 'Mj's balls', they 'never land' inside net/ everyday he
drops form/
'English' fans can't see him in top four/ no one can deny that . .
. 'the cat' exposed his feminine parts . . .
and we saw a biitch in bum shots!
. . . he should be killed with gunshots!/ and buried in the
dungeons/
when you spit, we race for the encyclopaedia/ but his lines so
'fucking dead', like a case of 'necrophilia!'
. . . and for y'all lying fools/ hating cos I write the truth/
accused me for inviting troops/ and inciting coup/ against the
residing dudes/
while hyping you, is the only crime we do!!/ how dare you spite
me, fools!/
I felt the heat but I'm still cool/ sorry if I'm being rude/
but if you're still blinded with hate, I greet you/ and those with
'foresight' like 'Ozil', 'eye see' yoo!
. . .after we unleashed the first holy war/ NL was hacked and
folded up/
bad news to who think Kr0ne is gone/ I'm still 'on board' . . .
'Tony 'Hawk!!'


LIMERICK(Tha Craymetics):
Aiit, Listen
Thrown Upon us are Orders tha barely begun/
Since we picked up the pace and we prolly rerun/
Phoenix be Spraying with Guns/
Our Outstanding measures has taken the Law/
And we known to be Lions. . . .So you all Kats. . .opposing the
order are Getting Devoured/
Step in a bout with thee. . .You'd never return/
Then we belittled stars and Succesful was attempt to Outshine
the sun/
Tha was Outrightly Wrong?/Nigger, find one corner Sharply
Siddon/
Its not magic when we make your heart jump out. . . .Like
Trailer drivers. . . .unexpectedly honking the horns/
Truth is, we dont mingle with gods/
We are gods on our own. . . .but we supercede them. . .cos
right from their ashes, Our Clans are Reborn/
We known to trade around puns/
Even when the hates and fans come/
We still let the haters have fun/
Before beating them with one hand. . . .then drag them back
with second hand. . .and 'Give them a Part' with Blades and
HackSaws/
We Craved and had blood/
You Crack Codes. . . .we break and crack Skulls/
We enslave ya actors/
and petty emcees who Fake and Act tough/
With Death Order. . . . .we Lay and hang Corpse/
and kill a thousand merely by placing a gun up. . . .So we aint
'announcing good grades'. . .when we say 'we raised tha Macs
Up'/
I get bragging dawgs skinned/
When I disjoint their Limbs/
and would be a melodious demise. . . .when I hit a Guitar on
their Cords. . .herefore having them Stringed!!/
And with the Living record of our memory/
We Come against death and all oblivious enmity/
We set the pace and Spat the finish Line/The Lyrics fine. . ./
Niggas dropping verses, claiming the Illy Clans/
But the real 'bomb' shows up, the moment I'm Spitting 'Mine!'/
we heavily coming up/and you see the Enemies falling off/
as Kr0ne and myself be Steadily dropping Bombs/
And we Starting to finish/Losing or winning/
Cos writing rhymes to us is like Popeye to 'Spinach'!/
On daily basis, Our Order begot the Sickest Bouts/
Tho we got different glads/
But it doesnt changes shiit. . .Our flows still 'beers the same'
order. . . .like 'Guiness, Stout'/
And you assume you Iller than us, cuz when you dropping. .
.Children Claps?/
and women shout/
to me, you the Cheapest touts/
and we taking out these midgets, fagggs

and for those who can't read my long verse, here's an audio link http://www.datafilehost.com/d/366dbc42
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Limerick:
darkenedrebel:
are you sure...i have checked it but i couldn't find it.... just post your digits here. after i copy it you can edit it. or better still send it to jreyez

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