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RhythmTwister:
If to say I jam yOu......
I meaan wiiith thaaat ya 10lines,one punch

do me a favor pls

Classsyalabolas:
DOMINUS VOBISCUM


quick freestyle ....


In the thick tropics/I'm that cornigerous reaper, with the grim logic/
the devil plants words in my mouth, so I speak orchid/and what I exhale is real torrid, so you'll breathe toxins/
you could be detoxing/I'm still toxic/Vitali Klitchko in my oesophagus, when I'm beat boxing/and southpawing my guts/
I'll cut open my skull then clutch at a cup/so you can drink my ideas, after I've poured in my thoughts/
I'm a blood spiller/your mum's killer/and all I concort's iller/
I smoked rizzler with Godzilla/while doing business with drug dealers/then set a fox on fire, like all I drop is Mozilla/
I brought thriller, like I'm Michael Jackson/I'm an intergalactical psycho blasting/these micro spastics/with nitro, my credo? is using recycled tactics/to leave you dead in the dojo, during Aikido practice/
I was blessed from the start/I'm like selcouth Cuban gems, and you'll get smeared here in fact/if you testing this glad/fore' I incise your boobs.....for trying to keep abreast with my art/
From the first time I spazzed, I made a solid impression/and if I forgot to mention/I got a morbid obsession/of breaking mandibles of nature......to have myself manumitted....from these jaws of depression/
I'm wearing a fancy dress, and I got my hands on meth/I'm intaking cess,to expel the stress/
narcotics is what me and my clan ingests/till our minds is half as wrecked/as that of Majek Fashek/stealthily and steadily, I be getting bread/and call me a guillotine with legs...cos in every situation....I'm always a step ahead/
When I rhyme, it's nonstop/till your prime is fücked up/
my retina's Dalmatian skin....but you'll never find a blindspot/
With Jeet Kune do, my fists will ex and intersect/I don't need the techs/I'll just spit my best/then drown Poseidon, with my oceanic depth of intellect/
I gave blue band wings, to make the butter fly..now watch me crush cocoons/I'm Aaron Hernandez, and I come with doom/I'll rape your eldest sister, on your brother's tomb/fore' I give your crib a round house sweep, then watch the building....struggle to jump the broom/
Like kayaking, this is a nimble ender/I'm that mean apprehender/leaving your limbs all severed/I got fans in all corners of world, cos I ain't sick pretender/and everyone's rooting for me... ...like an android phone....running on simple server/

What the ffuck do you need rooting for before using simple server?

Classsyalabolas:
There is no next battle. .the tourney has been annuled

Lol

Mikuz should have hosted this - He's knows how this sh*t is done

No threads yet...today is 28th

Classsyalabolas:
If you had any sense, you woulda known that I was playing with the whole grandiloquence thing...even the smiley couldn't help you understand. ..Mennnn you brain dead ...

how far, when is my next battle?

RhythmTwister:
Puhehehe

I can hear my phone buttons echo here,that's hw empty here is

chai....another nonsense!!

Classsyalabolas:
maybe it's because you can't keep up with the futuristic language this cybernetic organism communicates in...you are looking at the avant-garde of the time-honored writings on the Rosetta stone ..oops..i forgot your brain operates slower than the way a three-toed sloth moves..there's no way you would understand half what i just wrote.. ..sorry

OK, this is nonsense

Dayvhjd...drop a beat box now

Back in the good old days... I was ugly as ffuck/ I swear to GGOD I was so ugly, even mummy was shocked/ I always thought that I sucked/ heres some of my thoughts/
"....my simblings born with silver spoons, I was born as the pot"/ men i should be dead/ bad as it were/ .... I was like the forbidden fruit of mama's womb....staring at Adam in hell/ in fact I dey vex/
I'm too hard on myself/ .....couldn't find a soft spot....from all the yansh I dey press/ but still end up calming my nerves... From my lyrical skills compensation/
every single move I took....had me...kinging every nation/ Stood at the top... On that apex thing/ I had fake friends killed/....
When my caves men teamed....up against wrecked imps/
Back in the days....was on that LATEST thing/ steady balling in the studio to make ends meet/ producer gettin tired of our stale friendship/ he be like "gerrara here men, your FAKENESS REAL/.... Recorded a thousand tracks for you....you mandated me/ Suffering and Smiling, upon say you no dey pay person/
You still dropped more singles than engagement rings!!!...."/
So I switched lanes quickly...... I pedalled the left/
Joined em G-boys....getting wealth from the web/ I settled to learn/ till I heard about the cops.... Each time they showed up...we all wrestled and duelled/
.... Wht I'm saying in a nutshell us...the business isn't no bed of roses.... Cos before the money in the bank...we first see hell in a cell!!!/

I'm back bitchesss

Godvilla:
Added

sup dude, add me

TheOne3:
Who is limerick?

looking for me?

jreyez:
Edited -

Darkrebel, which work are you taking about? The delivery here is good... Expect you don't like it or something else.
I work on my delivery mostly and I think this one is alright.

don't mind him, except he's talking 'bout teddyhit, then he doesn't know what delivery is

MissTechy:
I contacted gleam and they said the referred Must make at least one entry

yep...they made entries, like following you on Twitter and all that sh*t... Their entries increased... But mine was stagnant

MissTechy:
just visit misstechy, follow all the steps listed the more you make entries the more your chances of winning.

there's a problem, I referred a lot of people and they created accounts through my link but the number on my entries is not increasing o!!!

ghananotnaija:
iOS has the latest apps, better security by far, and an unmatched user experience. If you try it, you'll never go back to Android. Go work on your hustle to afford one.

Now the competition is getting hotter. Where are my HOT goons

yu mean infinix HOT goons ?

michael065:
I had to open an acct with nairaland because of some fools that re comparing infinix to tecno. If u ve ever been to tecno office(carl care) u will notice that most pple that re there to repair der fones re infinix users. So I don't know how infinix can be beta dan tecno wen tecno do help dem repair der fones

one thing you dont realise is tecno and infinix are the same company.

madgoat:
Tecno used to be my favourite brand but now i'm an Infinix fan.

we be two here

kazzonline:
Hello no one is saying no other fone cant do a better job,but if the op can do dis on a low end lumia 520 imagine wot he can achieve wf ur tecno and the oda guy dat posted note 4,am sure dos pictures wud be world class!!


instead of d beef,show some love and encouragement

matured mind

MissTechy:
err is it wrong

how do i partake in the mistechy contest?

wow nice pics

Dayvhid:
cc limerick

wetin happen

MissTechy:
Or you can win one, check my signature.

I get hot2 already...I need the camon c8

negga4al:
Bros, when I mean everything, I dan do am. However, you could help a brother out since you said you stay in Ikotun, I can make use of your system and help to flash my phone. That's if you will be willing. I stay at Igando.

OK...u can buzz me on WhatsApp 08081099738

Akaewu:
with flash drive....where ur location?

I have both as well and I'm at ikotun lagos

negga4al:
Problem is my system fails to detect my phone. Done everything painstakingly...even factory reset my phone, change USB cables, but my laptop says, "lai lai no be here!"

did you run the flash tool as administrator?

1. After working for 30 days you got fired
without salary.
2. If you download anything from the
internetand it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and
can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today
and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date.
and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room
and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win
200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body
odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without
promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't
have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a
traffic turns out to be the person
interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the
mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and
english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't
remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a
Europian club and your first task is to mark
Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police
force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you
don't have money and your phone start
ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still
look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your
important document.
Add your's to it.

valzey:
it still works
on your dialer type *#*#3646633#*#*
swipe right and select CDS info
choose radio info then choose the sim you want to configure
touch the input space and type any letter and delete
choose first or second option depending on the sim slot you want
in between quotation marks input a valid blackberry imei no
put space between AT and + then send

configure your access point this way
APN : blackberry. net

next time try searching the forums or web before asking questions that have already been answered.

can imei analyser generate blackberry imeis?

The tourney Don end?