₦airaland Forum

1.b4 u can date woman u have 2 have time and money
therefore;woman=time*money

2. time na money
therefore; woman=money*money
=money^2

3. and money is the root of all problems
money=problems

4. woman is problem

i cast and bind the spirit of totoship in ur life, amen

frsc complaint

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got herself into this mess, let him get herself out of it."

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i see nothing wrong with flirting

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