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EntertainmentRe: Make $2000/week With Your Facebook Account Now. by limpopo: 7:38pm On May 10, 2011
i am interested. my email- layemo4luv@yahoo.com
EntertainmentRe: Jonathan Tears Nollywood Apart by limpopo: 7:30pm On May 04, 2011
what a shame on d part of those willing 2 collect money
RomanceRe: I Lost My Virginity To A Prostitude by limpopo: 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2010
at 20yrs still young. my advise to u is read ur books
RomanceWhy Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing by limpopo(op): 12:58pm On Jan 05, 2010
can someone pls tell me the reason
RomanceDo You Ever Get Over Your First Love? by limpopo(op): 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2010
I've asked a couple of people this same question?

DO you truly get over the first person you loved?

I'm not talking of just feelings and all that, but something you felt in your heart and knew it was real for that person?
RomanceRe: What Is The Number Of Love? by limpopo: 12:44pm On Jan 05, 2010
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RomanceWhat Is Love by limpopo(op): 7:10pm On Oct 08, 2009
It seems that I am in total denial of what love is? What is love? Can someone pls tell me? Does it exist? Is it usually reciprocated? Can you even find someone that loves you back? So many people think they are in love but they are not. I have looked and looked and looked for a relationship that is worth it. It seems I always make bad choices (someone still told me this today, babe u make bad choices). How do I know which ones are the good choices because basically they all seem like good choices in the beginning. Not having a particular person as a boyfriend, I have noticed makes most girls sleep around. Girls try to find that one special person, who is their all in all, not just a lover, but also a friend and a confidant, but it seems like men do not come with these qualities anymore. I have prayed to my God because God knows I want a man in my life, i need a man. I dont wanna be lonely nomore, Its funny how men are so annoying when you have them but when they are absent in one"s life, you miss them and yearn for them so much. One other thing I wonder, is that is it good to go back to one"s ex, should the past not be the past? Should one go back to "vomit"? Anyways me I am looking for a boyfriend oh and before he comes along I am trying to just hold myself but God will provide sha. Now I am going to try and do some study, I wish I could do some study sha, I find it very hard to open up and I dont like people like my friends in my school knowing about my life, is that a problem?, It seems that I am in total denial of what love is? What is love? Can someone pls tell me? Does it exist? Is it usually reciprocated? Can you even find someone that loves you back? So many people think they are in love but they are not. I have looked and looked and looked for a relationship that is worth it. It seems I always make bad choices (someone still told me this today, babe u make bad choices). How do I know which ones are the good choices because basically they all seem like good choices in the beginning. Not having a particular person as a boyfriend, I have noticed makes most girls sleep around. Girls try to find that one special person, who is their all in all, not just a lover, but also a friend and a confidant, but it seems like men do not come with these qualities anymore. I have prayed to my God because God knows I want a man in my life, i need a man. I dont wanna be lonely nomore, Its funny how men are so annoying when you have them but when they are absent in one"s life, you miss them and yearn for them so much. One other thing I wonder, is that is it good to go back to one"s ex, should the past not be the past? Should one go back to "vomit"? Anyways me I am looking for a boyfriend oh and before he comes along I am trying to just hold myself but God will provide sha. Now I am going to try and do some study, I wish I could do some study sha, I find it very hard to open up and I dont like people like my friends in my school knowing about my life, is that a problem?
RomanceAnswer To D 5 Questions Women Like To Ask by limpopo(op): 6:59pm On Oct 08, 2009
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask, The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I"m sorry if I"ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b - Baseball c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I"d be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers: 2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include: a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me? 3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a - I wouldn"t call you fat, but I wouldn"t call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I"ve seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4 - "Do you think she"s prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don"t know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she"s younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino"s Pizza truck that came my way,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ibadan Nairalanders Meet: Be There! by limpopo: 6:46pm On Oct 08, 2009
Keep it up guys,i'm also Ib base.
RomanceWhy Does The Fools Fall In Love by limpopo(op): 6:33pm On Oct 08, 2009
nairalanders, pls help me out. this has been a question i do ask pple. but to my surprise, no tangible answers.
RomanceLetter From A Boy To His Girlfriend by limpopo(op): 3:50pm On Oct 06, 2009
Here Is a loveletter from a boy to a girl, however,the girl's father does not like him and wants them to stop their relationship, and so, the boy wrote this letter to the girl, he knows the girl's father will definitely read this letter.
1. 'The great love that i have for you
2. Is gone, and i find my dislike for you
3. grows everyday. when i see you,
4. I dont even like your face:
5. The one thing that i want to do is to
6. Look at other girls. I never wanted to
7.Marry you. Our last conversation
8. Was very boring and has not
9.Made me look forward to seeing you again
10. You think only of yourself
11. If we were married, I know that i would find
12. Life very difficult, and I would have no
13. Pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14. To give, But it is not something that
15. I want to give to you. No one is more
16. Foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17. Able to care for me and help me
18. I sincerely want you to understand
19. I speak the truth, you will do me a favor
20. If you think this is the end. Do not try
21. To answer this. Your letters are full of
22. Things that do not intrest me. you have no
23. True love for me. Good- Bye! Believe me,
24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25. Am still your boyfriend." So Bad!!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to " READ BETWEEN THE LINES", Meaning - only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 (odd Nos.) So, please try reading it again ! it's so smart and sweet, it is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them". lots of love,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Bored : Need A Male In Abuja by limpopo: 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2009
call me 08085301131
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RomanceRe: Most Annoying Things Women Do by limpopo: 3:14pm On Sep 07, 2009
d list is long. where do i start from. ladies too dey form
IslamRe: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by limpopo: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2009
my guy, i feel ur story. after u did what u know how to do best. u knew dat it is not good b4 u force her to have d sex. so dat means u cannot rest ur dickson 4 just 30 days, that is very bad 4 u. well, d deed has been done. i just want u 2 know that u have a case in heaven
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Zimbabwean Girls by limpopo: 3:57pm On May 22, 2009
the truth needs to be told naija girls too dey form. dem too dey pretend .dem go dy do as if dey no dey off pant why
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by limpopo: 3:41am On May 19, 2009
my own na 26th august u fit call me on 08024661811
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