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Happy Holiday nairalanders , don't know if some engineers and investors in the house could help me through this . I just purchase 2plot of land in my town and I'm planning to use it for a standard hotel with a pool and my budget is 50million , from start to finish , do u think this will be enough for the project ?

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OLALEKAN

Iya oko bounvita

IYA OKO BOUNVITA

More than interest
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When the brain is malfunction

Same here sir. My goal is to become a farmer , though am our of the country right now, but I really have a passion for livestock farming . Your details and advice needed @ Owoeyeolalekan49@yahoo.com

Number 20 really applies to my car, that dude spent 98% parked in the basement. I only drive it 3kilometer to work and come back

One man wife is another man girlfriend

Hi.can you drop your digit to talk about your pet

DammyLucy:
She resemble witch

Poor poo

Am also planning of creating this tread for myself also, I gat one lady in my life right now, she's 34, while am also 26. She gat one daugther which is 16. She's from Caribbean and she's very decent and dutiful. I still don't know how to handle her case

OBO - or best offer

No 1 is a no no
No gir dey chase me o. Naija babe dey to trick this days

hi
firstly i would just like to congratulate you.
i would like to congratulate you on the lustrous social life you seem to have been living since you moved in. its seems as though you have many friends(many of whom are rather good looking), and i hope being the hub of such a large social circle provides your life with fulfillment .
i can deal with hordes of alcohol fulled guests, coming and going at all hours in the morning and night....
i can deal with intoxicated foreigners screaming "I LOVE BOND!!!"in broken English as i eat dinner with my family.....
i can handle your annoying ,and slightly western suburbs sounding voice as you seem to proclaim your love for your hordes of booze filled guests...
i can even handle the occasional stray cigarette butt that somehow finds its way floating down into my balcony. i would like to mind you that ash trays have been around since 1825 and are available to purchase from most good retail outlets. i can always point you in the direction of bondi convenience
what i cannot stand is what happen last Saturday night, between the hours of 2-3 am
let me give you a perfect play by play, as i am asleep, dreaming of playing the perfect games of golf, i near the 13th hole, when suddenly i am awoken by what i can only describe as sounding like a Rhinoceros attempting to demolish a wall, with jackhammer, whilst high on meth..... and cocaine.
this primeval grunting and banging continues to get louder ,to which i can only assume the rhinoceros has almost finish demolishing the house, OR the aptly named "NICK , OH NICK" is about to ejaculate.....
i do not know who 'NICK!'is, or how much he weights , i can only assumed it is alot due to the fact that on several occasions my bedroom slight begins to shake...
lucky for me "NICK"doesn't appear to last long, and for that i am thankful. i do not wish to pry in on your sex life,however i do ask tat before you mount nick ( or the rhino) i suggest you bolt the bed to the floor as so the rest of the beautiful residents here do not have to listen to your very loud , very short yet very annoying loving making session
i hope you don't take this letter in distaste but if so, am waiting for your corps -THANK YOU

sexaddict08:
Police too bad....even my dad says he will disown any of his child that join police. those guys are worst than arm robbers. I swear

@mydad. Not only his children but if any of his family member decided to be a police today, that is the end of the family union

Brother big sister of Ireland indeed

1. get a job
2. understand I don't like you
3. im everywhere
4. you hurt her, I hurt you
5. be home 30 minutes early
6. get a lawyer
7. if you lie to me,i will find out
8. she's my princess, not your slave
9. I don't mind going to jail
10. what ever you do to her,i will do it to you

Oo what do u have to say about a snake (pet) that sneak into an apartment in Toronto canada in 2014 and strangled to kids to death
That na pet
And remember snake never walk to meet helper o

Angel Gabriel or micheal abi na tree

Who are you dating?

Wait wait and Die

ULSHERLAN:
U cant be so sure. What if a friend used it in his place and didn't dispose it properly. U shud be api ur bf is even using condoms. What if he was doing raw?

Confirm, pls let them know. Body no be firewood