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[quote author=KELVIN-XY]How can I migrate to Trutalk or iPulse.? [/quote]it's simple na just text OLE to 4190 free of charge, no hidden charges. Thank me later

Princess2be: U too like to get unnecessary attention. Seems u belong to APC. Why force me to notice u? Just chill!
Don't take life too serious bro!

who wants to be noticed by a monkey-face sickler, if you want to give an excuse for your attention-seeking syndrome at least present something reasonable

Tecno for allowing me to afford an adroid phone

TOMORROW NEWS---- 'I Did Not Sponsor Any APC Members To Anambra Poll'- Aregbesola

[quote author=s!s! afrika]sha go pack ur loads.
The news is just being circulated this night, about an hour ago really.[/quote]he said he's on campus already shey he go pack load back home ni

Fight? Who is the refree? How many parties are involed? How many rounds? Dont forget to record the scores o

Dem no gimme 1kb sef upon all the money wey i dey burn ontop browsing everyday. I go burn mast o

dvdon: Why is the womans face like: I hope this won't end up with me opening my legs after hw many years of abstnence, her sons face is like: hmmm all this for my mum, I hope this man won't end up giving me siblings, and the widows sister is like: hmmm what has this man seen in this my sister when I'm single and searching.

Don't mind my imaginations.

Bros comedy no be by force, just stick to your true calling

Una still dey on top this illuminati palava when the world has moved on

Preboy: firstly, I wanna wish you guys/girls a happy Xmas and a blissful new year in advance

this is the only thing that make sense to me cos it just tickled mah christmas spirit

Princess2be: Honestly, I don't know what to say here...but I know it won't cost U much to like my comment.
Abeg, Click 'LIKE' Now!!!

why do you like begging for likes all the time, the thing get as he dey do you?

This op just wan market that boi face

Raxxye: Na Fela be that? E no resemble am o!

turn his face to get a clearer view na

Oh boi so this andy na small pikin? Wey come they form on nairaland. See his face sef

[quote author=BUSH.HUNTER]Who is Dayo Amusa ?? ??[/quote]the girl that featured on daddy showkey hit single

Avatar- aang and korra
penguin of madagascar- King julian

*shikena*

That peak milk advert in which a weight lifter was unable to lift the weight then the mob-man carried it with one hand

HeWhoMusntBeNamed: ode, if u dont av any meaningful contributions, i suggest u shut ur piehole

na your papa be ode

Op your topic just made my day lwkmd

The next thing you go ask na 'how abt the camera' abi? Why you dey do like newbie like this, just google both specs out and chose for yourself

Tomorrow News- 'we did not call of any strike'--ASUU

Pacify: Since wen did bbm become a fone?

The other poster just told u wat it is for and you're arguing. Some ppl sha

guy we've all abused blackberry and everybody have gotten over it. Pls onto the nxt one

I'm guessing this op na ibo

luvola: funny you slasha.. I will like to chat with you. Whatapp me on 07034745904.. Hope to see your reply..

Bros you dey toast on Nairaland? I fear you o

Airforce1: How e dey do you for body?
Did u miss your period or something

lol

Op, You smoke elephant grass?

[quote author=Mz_®ae'®ae]#In Nicki's Voice.....

Million dollar pussy ..million dollar..Million dollar pussy might pounce on dah dah .....million dollar check dont bounce on dat.......


U beta b in love wit ha gypsin skin....nd b in prison wit ha pu**y....

Buhahahahahaha.....

Ok av said enough??!??[/quote]what is this one saying now ehn?

https://edge.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Emoven.jpg
There was shock at the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Lagos, after a commercial sex worker, Thesie Emoven, who was arrested for stealing a gold chain worth N650, 000, brought out the chain from her private parts.

PUNCH Metrolearnt that the 26-year-old suspect had spent three days in police custody, denying that she stole the chain, until she could not endure police interrogation any longer.
The owner of the chain, who identified himself simply as Cosmas, said he had gone to patronise the suspect at an hotel in Ikeja, when she drugged him.
He alleged that after he fell asleep, the suspect stole his chain.

He said, “I am a 26-year-old footballer from Esan, Edo State. I am not married, but have two children. Around 9pm last week Sunday, I went to the hotel to have fun with a prostitute, but while I was on her bed, she gave me some tablets and told me to take it as this would make me last longer. I agreed and gave her N3,000
“However, I fell asleep immediately only to wake up around 1am. The girl was not in, but a few minutes later, she came in. I noticed that the gold chain was missing. I asked her where it was, but she denied taking it.
“I explained to her that the chain belonged to my elder brother, Martins, but she continued to deny taking it, so I started shouting and this attracted the manager,

who called policemen from Ikeja Police Station. After two days at Ikeja Police Station, she continued to deny it and the matter was transferred to SARS.”
Emoven, who spoke to our correspondent, however, described the matter as a domestic, rather than a criminal matter.

She said Cosmas was her lover and she had a good reason for taking the chain
She said, “Although I am a sex worker, Cosmas is my boyfriend and we have been dating for over a year. I even got pregnant for him, but I aborted it. We made love a lot, but he never paid me for my service.
“Last week Sunday, he came to my room and just before we could have sex, he said I should buy him codeine, so I gave him my phone to hold for me. When I returned, he was playing snooker downstairs and when I asked him for my phone, he said he couldn’t find it.

“We went back to my room and he gave me N3, 000 to buy a new phone. We had sex and we went to shower. However, I grabbed his chain and kept it.”
She said Cosmas started shouting and even threatened to stab her with a bottle if she did not return the chain.
She said the manager intervened and involved the police and when the room was searched and the gold was not found, they were taken to the station.

She said, “On our way to the station, I removed the pendant and gave my cousin to keep it for me. When we got to the station, I was told that all our belongings would be collected at the counter so I put the chain in cotton wool and nylon and inserted it in my private part.
“I was searched and nothing was found on me. Two days later, I was taken to SARS. After intense interrogation, I confessed to them and brought it out.”
Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, told our correspondent that the suspect would soon be charged.

“The Officer-in-Charge of SARS, Abba Kyari, was able to get the suspect to confess after she denied the crime for three days.
“She discharged the chain from her private parts. She will be charged for stealing,” Braide said

source- http://www.punchng.com/metro/sex-worker-hides-n650-000-chain-in-private-parts/

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wazzar: your teeth ..............its outta range!!!!!

na the latest style be dat