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Wow, what a coincidence...... R.I.P

martha: Hmmm

na so mah sister o!

I know I shouldn’t be encouraging anyone here but seriously, if you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it!

1.Don’t steal. PERIOD. Phones are so cheap these days, even kids are carrying one. (At least around here!)

2.If you can’t afford the fancy ones and have made up your mind already, be sure to steal it from someone who might be OK with it . Even those who carry multiple phones might probably be doing it out of necessity. A friend of mine lost 2 phones on his engagement day and what pissed him off the most was not the loss of the phones, but the data on each. So please don’t be an asshole and assume that as long as someone has more than one phone that any of those phones is dispensable. You can always get a used one if you REALLY want one.

3.If you’re still planning on stealing one not giving a damn about the fact that important info on the phone might cause someone their job to fulfill your silly, materialistic needs; be sure not to steal a female’s phone. Because asshole: this could be your sister or your mother. Imagine someone stealing your female relative’s phone with personal images on it. If you have an ounce of manhood left in you, you wouldn’t want those images out for some stranger to use or even look at. They don’t have to be inappropriate, just personal. Have some decency and leave their shit.

4.If you’re still going to be a bigger douche and steal a lady’s phone, reset it. Or at least enjoy being a douchebag alone. You don’t have to show the whole world what a huge waste of chromosome Y you are. Because believe it or not: you will never get away with it. Either the cops will get you or karma will. And in the latter case: do not consider reproducing or even marrying. They will be the victims

5.Not enough? OK. Go ahead. But be sure to at least be tech savvy because nowadays; those fancy phones you can’t afford will expose your sorry ass. And given the fact that you’re dying to have one, you’ve probably never had one to begin with which most likely makes you less aware of the fact that EVERYTHING you do on that phone CAN be available to not only the owner, but possibly the whole population of the world wide web! And that, my friend.. can NEVER be erased.

The way foward is a Nationwide protest on outrageous data plans. Every youth voice must be heard, that's the only way they can see our seriousnes....... Another solution is let us kidnap the minister of communication and our ransome should be ₦1000 For 3GB

thats all...thank you

Me i'm handsome but i'm also shy when it comes to girls

I've told the government to start importing ropes from china, the ones made in nigeria are not strong. This op na proof

Digest this

cumpaddre: Is dat nt dj zeez

guy go use bamboo water wash your face

Heaven2ng: is unbrick the same as rooting

comedy of the year!

Ahh don believe it!!! Samsung no dey rest

murimoney: oga I no fight with am o. He was saying techno got what other android got, which is totally false. I think techno users should start demanding for ota updates from techno, instead of buying new fone bcus of system update from dsame manufacturer.

shut up

juman: ^^^
Lagos is not a developed city.

Do you at all know the meaning of calling a city a developed one? There is no developed city in nigeria.

All yoruba cities, towns and villages are habitable and very good places to live.

na your papa room and palour dey civillised abi?

martha: d guy has mouth odour

so you can sense the smell via your phone Abeg which OS be dat

JideTheBlogger: Na Original ooo

so na tecno u sef dey use?...... Omo wahala dey o

She's 14 you perverts!

That awkward momemt when reality hits you....... Anyway sha i go still make am by God's grace

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]K, so??[/quote]this thread is called flow for rank right?

Packaging lo matter

Sweet Soup: Why is this phone more expensive than gionee p2? I saw both at slot and the p2 was 14k5 while p5 was 17k5, 3k difference and they are suppose to have same features. Tecno is really reaping Nigerians off big time

check both specs again and come back.....gionee p2 equals Tecno m3

I imagined it for 2 sec and started crying

Beat This

i'ma drill this mofo into mother earth till he hit gold/
give him a letter to help me deliver to davy jones/ nobody knows/ he may get old and decompose/ then i print his obituary and write him a prose/

i see him battle everytime though most of his wins are based on controverses/
he probably got idea of his self-acclaimed kingship after hearing kendrick control verses/

so many thunder flows i guess i'm brain stomed/
saving hip-hop from these wackos like i'm james bond/

the only 'time' he reaches number '1' is when he's looking at my rolex/
why spend time scripting on him when mah 'mic-check' did it no-less/
you still cant see through me with your with grand pa's lens/

After spitting three bars the mic went dead cos mah spit is toxic/
the name is prodigit, i'm black and note- i talk-sick/

when it comes to rap he's getting the back-seat the way i ride this mercy-diss/(mercedez)
taking him to a cementry where i can bury him by every means/
i'm doing rap a favour by sending him to the heavenlies/

mah facebook account-- Prodigit Deadmic

Ok listen up Mikuz, i'm used to battling on facebook but see what you got here.....so let's get it!

i'ma drill this mofo into mother earth till he hit gold/
give him a letter to help me deliver to davy jones/ nobody knows/ he may get old and decompose/ then i print his obituary and write him a prose/

i see him battle everytime though most of his wins are based on controverses/
he probably got idea of his self-acclaimed kingship after hearing kendrick control verses/

so many thunder flows i guess i'm brain stomed/
saving hip-hop from these wackos like i'm james bond/

the only 'time' he reaches number '1' is when he's looking at my rolex/
why spend time scripting on him when mah 'mic-check' did it no-less/
you still cant see through me with your with grand pa's lens/

After spitting three bars the mic went dead cos mah spit is toxic/
the name is prodigit, i'm black and note- i talk-sick/

when it comes to rap he's getting the back-seat the way i ride this mercy-diss/(mercedez)
taking him to a cementry where i can bury him by every means/
i'm doing rap a favour by sending him to the heavenlies/

|DeadMic|

mah facebook account-- Prodigit Deadmic

The truth is the thor fiction was stolen from naija sango i know it's a long shot but the similarities are too many. And we all know sango existed before thor

when they both fought at the ministry of magic in order of phoenix, voldemort had the upper hand

homesteady: Merlin is more powerful jare! But Zedd in legend of the seeker is the most powerful!

that baba too like fire jor

https://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hpvsmerlin.jpg
[b]when it comes to magic and spells the first two sorcerers I would give anything to see get into the ring are the ubiquitous Mr. Potter and the eponymous hero of the new BBC series,Merlin (i know my fellow naija people will agree to this).

Who would win? That’s exactly what this article is determined to find out so I decided to do a little research on both characters(i no get work)

In one corner, we have Harry Potter, the hero in JK Rowling’sHarry Potterseries and a child wizarding prodigy. The movie follow his journey to a young adult with his best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasly, mastering spell-casting and eventually leading to a confrontation with the dark wizard Voldemort, who is so powerful adult wizards dare not speak his name.

In the other corner, we have Merlin from the new BBC UK TV series, a re-imagination of the archetypal British myth. In the series we observe young Merlin who arrives fresh at Camelot only to discover he must protect young Prince Arthur while hiding his mystical nature because Arthur’s father has outlawed all magic in the kingdom!
[img]http://1.bp..com/-D4iq-bYWcpE/Ti5UH1G_XSI/AAAAAAAAABA/hIR2-DujDXE/s1600/M+V+H+3.bmp[/img]
Introductions aside let’s see who would win in a duel between these magical prodigies: and Note Harry needs a wand, Merlin does not.[/b]

martronilla: Eyahh! oya come lean and cry on my shoulders

on your shoulders?? Abeg ma etisalat too steal my airtime, make i come manage the secon shoulder?

After the resignation of Sexkillz, and Ogugua88 as moderators due to a misunderstanding with their oga at the top--seun over the Mr and Miss Nairaland Contest, and we dont expect jay bee to carry the burden of moderating this section alone. I hereby open this thread for Nominations of whoever you think is worthy of this post.

Rules-
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* You can nominate up to 3 users
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Thank You

But how will the airbag know when the phone is falling!.....just curious

Forgive this op oh lord for he does not know what he's doing