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Phranciz: If u value ur friendship then let go of those feelings, emotions are for the weak hearted.

hmmmm noted

Miner13: You mean with that long break you still love her?

Then walk up to her let her know how serious you are to take her as your queen.

BEST OF LUCK!

if she reject me nko? How will i face her the next day. I dont want to ruin everything na

Depend on the genre of the party if na wild party and the D.J is playing 'Dadubule', omo you go see girls in sex-mood roughing guys while dancing. Now answer me how my John Thomas no go ascend?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]You be fine man ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/quote]bros you be gay? Why the ohhh...

Me i put my own o #fyn boi

jmoore: 900 Naira last

Economics101

Ok i dont know where to start but lemme just begin from the root of the matter.......

It all began About 9years ago when my dad was given a transfer at work so me and my family have to move from jos to Akure. Thanks to agents we found a nice house and re-located within a week, on my arrival to the new neighbour hood i strolled about trying to make some street-friends cos i'm more of a friendly, jovial and fun-loving guy, during my patrol i saw a girl at the front of a house not far from mine and i was dumb-founded cos she was so beautiful my head started pounding, i was sweating infact for some seconds i couldnt believe what i just saw but i have to continue moving so that i wont look stupid.

The next day i got to mah new shcool(i dey jss3 then) and saw her during the long-break session i made some enquiry about her and found out she was in jss2. I walked up to her and told her i'm new and i would appreciate it if she could show me around town-----that's how it all began. Anyway sha we became tight friends over years, anytime we hang out guys are always approaching her like mad cos she's very attractive but to mah amazement she's always dismising them as fast as they came but would'nt dare frown at me. Everybody thought we are dating cos we are always together and i felt lucky she chose me over others-------

And there came this guy wey God go soon punish, the guy is better looking than me, richer than me, older than me he even get swag pass me and she began dating the stupid guy(dont mind mah abusive ego, i just hate him) she began spending more time with him than me, everyday the guy will buy all sort of thing for her expensive phone, jewelry, airtime everyday. Since the guy get money and his own car i was no competition for him, i had to step down During those times i felt so jealous i thought of sending some guys to kill him--yea i was that mad but i endured throughout.

THANK GOD THEY BROKE UP YESTERDAY AND MAH GIRL IS AVAILABLE ONCE AGAIN. I DONT WANT THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PASS ME BY SO I DEY BEG ALL THE DR.LOVE ON NAIRALAND TO HELP A BROTHER OUT.

Kinni gbogbo yin so bayi, se kin se pe e fe seto ati pa awa yoruba nile nigeria?

*carries banner*
we no go gree o
we no go gree
Network service give us a plan!

LET THE PROTEST BEEEEGGIINN!

Op you too gbaski jor, i will miss those guys carrying USB charger around their neck like cowbell

thalynx: Guys,
What's the possible reason why one is unable to make downloads (of applications like whatsapp et al) on nokia devices;especially X2.
Thank you.

probably you are trying to download apps like whatsapp and 2go via Browsers(ucweb, opera mini) instead of using the in-built browser(nokia express)

I will preach the message of the cross

Those times that i'm expecting bank alert and MTN N message enter, oh boi come see free madness display

I will miss those guys carrying USB chargers around their neck like cowbell

You must say the magic word before you can see it. Repeat after me--- oloriburukoniopyi yabarightpatient gbam!

Pls like how many mb or gig per season?

martronilla: *Oluwaseun Osewa Baba Nairaland Street
*Alanta Avenue
*Oti Fo Pata Close
*Konji Road

what is this one saying now?

JuicyGee: Well mine was like dis; i jus came back 4rm a journey dere was nobody at home, everybody travelled. As i jus chilled on de bed, de thoughts of weed jus entered my head, i wanted 2 kw hw it felt like smoking weed. I had de fear dat wen u smoke weed u get mad. My broda told me he now smokes weed, i was wondering hw someone as soft as my bro smoke weed. So i said 2 myself if my bro can maybe i'll pass. I went to my dad's room, he also smokes weed. I searched for his stuff, he might av probably left some b4 he travelled, den i saw some he left, nd one he already rolled. I took de one he already rolled, lit it, inhaled nd puff. (wasn't sure i was doin it rite).
So wen i finished, i didn't feel anything, twas lyk i didn't even take anything. I was like " dere's nufin in dis so called weed sef, i still feel normal so wats de biggie bout smoking weed". So i decided 2 take more nd mould 4 myself. I wasn't sure hw dey did it, buh av watched my dad de way he rolls it. (wetin concern me weda e mould well, suffer i go fit smoke am).

So i smoked on nd on, and den i started feeling good, twas so relaxing, *in my mind* (dis $hit is d0pe). The nxt mrning i was craving 4 more. But i never smoked again sha

Na all your family dey smoke weed?

Petitequeen: hw doz dat concern us...mtcheeew...

who told you its your concern?

Nice OKO he got there...... Dont spell that the wrong way o

You don catch 'penisula urinata' and the cure is--- read psalm 82 into a cup of water, then drink::::::: do it every night

Because she has downgraded herself so low even her ego is suffering from a terrible blow

Confirm End Time Thinz

Love is not about you giving or pleasing your spouse instead it must be a mutual....em...em.. I dont know how say it jor

From the outside look, you go think say na sweet thread with real comments but after clicking on it i found myself saying AHEM!

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They should stop using adults like mercy johnson, funke e.t.c as secondary students

Abeg wetin be SHUGA