barcanista:
Confirm! I don accredit. We started late @ 10am but it has been peaceful. We brought down APC posters and banners that were close to the PU. Blood de hot...

blood dey hot?? bros please take it easy, no politician is worth your "hot" blood

Tallesty1:
I can be in six relationships and still save alotta money.





To say I NO GET no dey hard me at all.

aka superglue

opisco01:
So proud to be a medical student, especially after new doctors were inducted in my school yesterday. #UnilorinCOHS

Congrats to the latest doctors in town.

you are one cute doctor *smiles

Lordmykel:
That pharmacy sef

RESPECT

Don jazzy, get married so that your wife will make u balanced diet..

naijaboiy:

Only a guy has embarrassed me of recent.

No female has done that yet cos I always return back the bullshit.

None that I can remember

blah blah blah, typical white n black bullsh**t

Medley:
even deeper life? By the time this election is over,APC would have ridiculed the whole christian body. There is a right for anyone to decide who he intends to vote,so if it's not APC let them be

what do u mean by even deeper life

Chillis:
Wow. Perfect description !

Suffer heads.

See the ogogoro man face sef.

. ogogoro man Lol oooooooooo

rittyben:
Our society frown so much at single mothers. People see them as irresponsible girl(s) that "God decided to expose". You introduce your child, the next question is "so you are married", or "thought you are single". You confirm that you are single, the next respond is "oh" or they make one funny face.
But in truth, our only crime was to say NO to ABORTION.

your other crime was fornication

Ewuro4:
She told the neighbour right in my presence; 'My mommy said we should not play with you'

I wanted to disappear right on the spot.

EPIC

[quote author=searching4love post=31614075]




ALLAHU AKBAR



Thanks to the almighty Allah for giving us Islam through our holy prophet Muhammad (peace be unto him).

Islam shall spread to every corner of the earth and acknowledged as the one and only true and peaceful religion [/ u NEED HELP

with Ur looks, its not called virginity, its called lack of opportunity.

smh..

fellis:
Onila, you and andyblaze should hook up.

Both of you are the biggest attention seekers of Nairaland.
Match made in heaven.

nay, match made in hell

searching4love:




Shut up and mind ur business

its non of my business actually.

denkyw:
right now am pissed with Wenger,don't tell me any thing about him before I course you

sorry bro, arsenal making guys cry.

searching4love:
STELLA THE HUSBAND SNATCHER. TYPICAL ATTITUDE OF A GREEDY NIGERIAN WOMAN. THIEVES

why won't u search for love with this kind of attitude no woman wants a foulmouthed man.

[quote author=oduastates post=30802008]The order.

1) his no 1 weakness is Patience.
2) the epicentre of corruption is madueke
3) the self serving egomaniac akpabio
4) the incompetent Iweala
5) the hungry rats in the villa (omokri, abati, maku,Okupe)[/quo

ubongutioh:
Not ugly, not that beautiful... but now she's the most beautiful creature I know.

is she uduak??

tosyne2much:
in order words are you trying to claim a virgin here... hehehehe

am not claiming anything. nobody knows me here, so what's the big deal?

number 6 ... #so true #my roommates dealt with me ehn number 6 ... #so true #my roommates dealt with me ehn

krall:
mrcork doesnt have a browsing handset. wait till he goes to internet cafe.

EPIC

mentorandfriend:
Are you high on something? I've never had sex all my life. The urge is there, but I have better things to do with my life till I marry.

awwww... this is beautiful

I pray my boo gets this job... chai, I for give testimony for church

hehehe

MuguliciousMUGU:
Ha!... Girls still dey avoid sex?
For which country be that?
It must be in spain or USA or russia and not in NIGERIA...
the gals wey dey naija too sharp, their eyes don open, it is even the guys that should be avoiding sex, because naija girls especially calabar girls can run 24 marathon race in the bed... Non stop.

Naija girls, breaking record since 1914, even lord lugard knows about it.

stop the hasty generalization. you have not met all calabar girls and there are some decent calabar girls.

veave:
These things are not upto a 100k na.... lucky dude...

its for engagement na, not marriage. lol

MzNelly:
Awww, how cute

this is cute?? seriously hian!!!!

MzNelly:
People be coming up with reasons why pre-marital sex should be endorsed

LOL, Have your sex and leave 'em virgins alone. Nobody asked to be convinced.

gracias

because of 17k?? seriously

Sarimah:
The both are very important but love comes first before money..

Wat will I gain if I marry a very rich man I have no feelings for and be unhappy for the rest of my life?

what will u gain?? are u for reals

obongproff:


Madam, mbok change ya name to winniewoman or winniemama or sth. Becos from ya post u didnt think like a girl at all. U spoke like a woman, more like a moda. If only I can locate U

OP, must u marry now? Abi u don reach 48? Is anybody chasing u with a deadline or ultimatum or sth? Nna na wa oh! Cos with 30k a month I dont think u shd be thinking marriage for now unless d babe in question makes at least 30k - 60k or more and she's humble and ready to support. Meanwhile wot happened to 5k a month apartments all over town? Or are u living in abuja maintown?

Bros no go kill urself oh! But if u must die, pls die alone. No carry anoda man pikin gum body when u want commit suicide oh! Mbok! Its not compulsory oh! U shd be thinking of how to earn more not spend more.

Da! Mbono owo eh tono oh!

iyammi da AME diok inua

obongproff:


Madam, mbok change ya name to winniewoman or winniemama or sth. Becos from ya post u didnt think like a girl at all. U spoke like a woman, more like a moda. If only I can locate U

OP, must u marry now? Abi u don reach 48? Is anybody chasing u with a deadline or ultimatum or sth? Nna na wa oh! Cos with 30k a month I dont think u shd be thinking marriage for now unless d babe in question makes at least 30k - 60k or more and she's humble and ready to support. Meanwhile wot happened to 5k a month apartments all over town? Or are u living in abuja maintown?

Bros no go kill urself oh! But if u must die, pls die alone. No carry anoda man pikin gum body when u want commit suicide oh! Mbok! Its not compulsory oh! U shd be thinking of how to earn more not spend more.

Da! Mbono owo eh tono oh!

iyammi da AME diok inua