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EducationRe: ASUU May Go On Strike As FG Linger With Union-read Details by Lisaint(m): 9:34am On Nov 06, 2017
Another ASUU strike loading
PoliticsRe: Nigeria States May Face Food Crisis In 2018 - Report by Lisaint(m): 3:49pm On Nov 04, 2017
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PhonesRe: What Is The Worst Phone You Have Used So Far? by Lisaint(m): 8:54am On Oct 19, 2017
Infinix Hot 3 d phone can hang for the whole world
....
And my current
Gionee P8W
TravelRe: Danfo Rammed Into Trailer In Fadeyi, Lagos (photos) by Lisaint(m): 3:03pm On Sep 22, 2017
OmoManU:
Its not really editing per se, I've had encounter with them on 3rd mainland weeks ago, just their bike guys, I was wowed. Guess it has to do with the newness if their vehicles and the halogen lights as well
..have jam them also before
All am trying to say is they have a good �
A chinko camera cannor snap like dis
TravelRe: Danfo Rammed Into Trailer In Fadeyi, Lagos (photos) by Lisaint(m): 2:42pm On Sep 22, 2017
AutoReportNG:
Its yet another day, another accident. The Lagos State Response Unit were on a rescue operation at Fadeyi, Ikorodu road as a commercial bus ran into a Trailer. No lives were reported loss as the vehicle has been towed off the road


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/09/danfo-rammed-into-trailer-in-fadeyi.html
Tank God no life was lost.. .


Buh seriously
This LRU guys
Their social media manager and Camera man dey really try


They can edit photo ehn
Dat u urself will be asking is this Lagos, Nigeria .�

EducationRe: JAMB Reveals Those Who Will Get Admission In 2017/2018 Session by Lisaint(m): 2:04pm On Sep 22, 2017
Mrrationalshop1:
Prof. Oloyede said: “Scoring higher than the cut-off mark does not guarantee admission but makes the candidate eligible for admission consideration. It is not UTME that qualifies the person. It is O level, A level that qualifies a person for admission.
“That is why you can go from here to UK, you can go to Ghana, Uganda, Republic of Benin, nobody ask you of your UTME, they ask for your O level because by law it is the school cert that qualifies you not JAMB,” he said.



See More>>: http://RationalTV..in/2017/09/rationaltv-jamb-reveals-those-who-will.html
He has said it all..
Jamb is officially a useless exam
It has no benefit
Even the jamb reg will later be change to MATRIC Number by various institutions
So wat d need?
It high time all this E-warriors on NL join hands together so we can all push the #scrapjamb on all social media platforms
RomanceRe: Iamairforce1 Is Dating Jodha by Lisaint(m): 6:15am On Sep 22, 2017
royalmoron:
This two are deceiving nairalanders acting like enemies they are dating and fucking
So u open a thread because of this

Wetin consign u sef if dem dey screw themselves

Thunder fire u for wasting my DATA

RomanceRe: I Am Going To Buy A Bleaching Cream Today! by Lisaint(m): 3:58am On Sep 20, 2017
Born2conquer:
Most of the people on my previous thread recommended that.

I actually wanna shock my Gals with a Fair skin when we resume the ASUU break..

We've been exchanging nudes online...I want them to go wet on seeing me on campus
Another Yabaleft patient is on d loose
RomanceRe: I Am Going To Buy A Bleaching Cream Today! by Lisaint(m): 3:57am On Sep 20, 2017
Dillusionist:
are those the bleaching cream??lol
Either way
U r Handsome
RomanceRe: Just Broke Up Few Minutes Ago by Lisaint(m): 3:55am On Sep 20, 2017
Wen una dey screw una sef u no talk oh
Now she don leave u
U dey form Alaye
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 8:48am On Sep 17, 2017
gift3d:
Hello guys, I paid using BankIt, the money has been deducted from my account balance but it's still saying no payment history found yet. Please help o
Has it been rectify huh
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 8:47am On Sep 17, 2017
Patotelli:
GUD EVNI OGA I, PLS KINDLY ADD ME TO THE GROUP, I'M ALSO AN ASPIRANT. GOD BLESS
babagydoz:
Add me to the whatsapp group
08147771743
Just send a message to me on
08189633717
U will be added
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 8:45am On Sep 17, 2017
esthyope:
pls what is the duration and number of questions for the exam?
1hr 30mins tops
It might not even be up to dat
It up to senate to decide


D question might be 50,70 or 100
I can't say yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Good Job? –try These Top 7 Nigerian ICT Jobs With High Employment Rate by Lisaint(m): 6:05am On Sep 14, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Are you a graduate without Job, or someone looking to move into a more exciting field? I have listed the top 7 Nigerian ICT jobs that should be considered by everyone looking towards the IT sector. You can quickly take a look at where you can learn them by clicking The top Institutes that teach Information Technology Skills

Information Technology is an already booming field in Nigeria. Companies in Nigeria are looking for trained workers who understand the dynamics of new technologies. It is a fast growing market and one you should consider going into right now.

I will show you in this article the Top Nigerian ICT Jobs graduates should consider with their entry level salary scale.

What are the top Nigerian ICT jobs?

Network Engineer

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Your job as a Network Engineer is to design, setup, and maintain telecommunication and computer networks. This is one of the most challenging and demanding jobs in ICT. Every company survives on Networks, and Networks Engineers are paid handsomely just to make sure the company’s network is always up.

In some cases, you are responsible for maintaining security, managing data storage and devising means of retrieving data in case of disaster.

Salary scale => 150,000 – 300,000 Naira Monthly (Entry level)

Entry Course; CompTIA N+, CCNA

Software Developer

The Software Development field still lags behind in Nigeria. Recent statistics show that Nigeria spends about 2billion Naira yearly importing software from countries like India. The Job market lies green and waiting to be exploited.

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Everyone uses a software. It is what runs computers, smartphones, and tablets. Before usage, it needs to be created first. A software developer is a brain behind the code that runs websites, applications and games.

They are designed using script languages like PHP, Java, and Python. Other branches of software development include web designers and internet developers.

Salary Scale => 200,000 Naira – 400,000 Naira Monthly (Entry Level)

Entry Course; Web Design, Web Development, Basic Programming (Java, C++, C#, PHP)

Information Technology Consultant

This is among top Nigerian ICT Jobs. It entails developing systems and projects for clients. As an IT Consultant, you would use your experience to develop special codes and build their projects. This job is more of freelancing, per-job-basis.

Average Monthly Income => 150,000 – 500,000 Naira (Depends on experience and client base)

Entry Course; Depends on the chosen line of speciality.

System Analyst

Your job role as a system analyst is finding problems in a system and working with various codes. You would be required to find solutions to existing problems as a System Analyst. You would then take the data you have collected, then information systems to handle it. As a System Analyst, you need a mix of computer skills and business knowledge. This is because you have to identify the cost and additional requirements that go alongside your solution.

Monthly Income => 250,000 – 500,000 Naira (Entry Level)

Entry Course; Programming

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Software Tester

Most large software companies hire specialists to test their new software before it hits the market. As a software tester, you stress the new software to the extreme, looking for ways it can fail and provide feedback to the company. What an interesting position, isn’t it?

The data provided helps programmers fix the problems, also reducing bugs in the final product.

The average salary of a software tester in Nigeria is => 150,000 – 200,000 Naira (Entry position)

Entry Course; Programming

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Network Administrator

A Network Administrator is basically one who job is to support and maintain existing networks. You will have to troubleshoot your company’s internet and intranet communications while maintaining the server. You also work to protect the company from online threats. ICT jobs in this field are known as Information Security Analyst or Information Technology Specialist.

The average monthly salary is => 300,000 – 500,000 Naira (Entry Level Position)

Entry course; CCNA (Routing and Switching), CCNA Security+, CEH (Certified Ethical Hacking)

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IT Support Engineer

An IT Support Engineer help to make sure that all ICT processes in a firm are running smoothly. This encompasses both the Hardware and Network aspect of Information Technology.

An IT Support Engineer helps to maintain, troubleshoot and repair the hardware, and network systems in any organization.

The average monthly salary in Nigeria is => 80,000 – 150,000 (Depending on the organization).

Entry Level Courses includes; CompTIA A+ (Hardware Engineering), CCNA (Routing and switching).

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Now you have known top Nigerian ICT jobs, why don’t you take a chance and acquire one of the above skills? This will help improve your job prospect and uplift you in your present career.

http://topwritersden.com/top-nigerian-ict-jobs/
Is there anyway to get an Internship
In all dis jobs the OP listed
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy In The Same Street With Your Ex? by Lisaint(m): 3:38pm On Sep 11, 2017
Evaberry:
Street is too far na


I will date a guy in the same house with my ex



and I will make sure my screams at night are very loud
As if she cn do it
CrimeRe: Customs Seizes 1,100 Pump Action Rifles In Lagos (Photos) by Lisaint(m): 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2017
AGAIN
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 6:47am On Sep 11, 2017
esthyope:
Most of the stated banks here in osogbo claim dey are not even aware thet we can make payment for the exam dere oooooo
Go to D listed bank this morning
Ask them if they have E-tranzact network.. ..
If dey have tell them u wanna pay for AAUA post utme
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 6:46am On Sep 11, 2017
macduffrx:
Please, do i need to print remita form before going to bank? i'm perplexed.
Nah because its not a federal school
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Fiance (Photos) by Lisaint(m): 10:31am On Sep 07, 2017
Angelanest:
A lady identified as Ronke Raji and her fiance have become online sensations after their photos went viral on Twitter. According to the lady, they have been dating for seven years before her partner popped the big question by proposing to her.

The soon-to-be bride shared a throwback photo of them together versus a recent photo of them together and online users can't seem to get enough of the lovely couple.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/grow-heavy-pretty-nigerian-lady-says-shows-off-fiance-photos.html
After how many Knacking?
RomanceRe: Does She Love Me? by Lisaint(m): 10:10am On Sep 07, 2017
vybzkartel:
Ya faaada
Son of a disgraced generation
Congratulations u just advertise ur stupidity on internet
EducationRe: Prophet T.B Joshua To Build A University In Ondo State by Lisaint(m): 9:54am On Sep 07, 2017
It might be true
If you knw wetin dis man dey do for im pple in Akoko land ehn
I once hear something like this early dis year wen he settled part of their electricity debt in akokoland


Mind u
Am a student of Adekunle Ajasin Akungba Akoko
So i knw wat am saying
Bfor una start una nonsense quote
RomanceRe: Pls Is This Normal? by Lisaint(m): 4:17pm On Sep 05, 2017
oilcity:
There's this neighbor of mine whose friends usually mock as a "35 year old virgin". And my concern here is dat dis guy is a motor spare parts dealer living well, yet he doesn't have a girlfriend not to talk of serious babe. He has been like dis for years now although wen confronted he'll make mouth about all d babes he has had. Yet once he sees a babe all his legs will be shaking - warri boy for that matter. But at his age is dat normal?

RomanceRe: Does She Love Me? by Lisaint(m): 4:15pm On Sep 05, 2017
vybzkartel:
This girl is in my neighborhood
She is about 24
Anytime she sees me she shakes her bottox
I spoke with her and she demanded I send her mobile money
II have been sending her mobile money ever since
But she has never visited me
Does she loves me?

EducationRe: FG Delaying End To Strike – ASUU by Lisaint(m): 7:55am On Sep 05, 2017
Yeah
All both State and Federal must stop this act of creating New Uni
If dey can't fund the existing ones..


Take ondo as a case study
Each governor
Create New Uni
And d existing one(AAUA) is grappling with lack of funds ftom state government.

Same thing happen during JONATHAN Era
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 11:10am On Sep 04, 2017
gift3d:
So I'll have to make another payment?
Give it some days to see
Maybe the issue will be rectify
EducationRe: The University Of Ibadan Is Set To Admit Just 3,200 Candidates Out Of The 62,295 by Lisaint(m): 11:08am On Sep 04, 2017
akinjuly77:
The University of Ibadan is set to admit just 3,200 candidates out of the 62,295 candidates who picked UI in their UTME process. This indeed, however, shows that the admission process will be a keenly contested one by candidates.

This information was disclosed by the Media Assistant to the Vice-chancellor, University of Ibadan, Sunday Saanu on his official Facebook page while singing adulation of the Vice-chancellor, He said part of my greatest respect for my boss, the Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan, Prof. Abel Idowu Olayinka is his scientific mind.

His ability to calculate the date, time, percentage always amazes me. At various meetings and form, just mention the year, such as in 1944, this Geology genius will immediately tell you that is 73 years ago I will secretly pick my pen and be calculating, lo and behold, the VC is accurate.

While speaking about the 2017/18 admission exercise, He said” hear my mathematical man. For the current 2017/2018 admission exercise, University of Ibadan has 62,295 UTME candidates from which we are selecting just 3,200. In other words, only 1 out of every 19 candidates can be guaranteed admission here.

He furthermore commanded the Vice-chancellor for his calculative skills employed in solving the complex problem, He said Kudos to Prof. Olayinka for breaking down a complex issue with his scientific approach to every problem.

He, however, said that If it is only one out of qualified 19 candidates is to be admitted, is that admitted candidate extremely lucky? Must such a lucky candidate trifle with the opportunity to learn at Ibadan? Parents and guardians certainly have a role to play here!

Source : http://mitdb.com/university-of-ibadanis-set-to-admit-just-3200/
And they will sell screening form to all students
Not minding that dey cant admit all.


See Peter Robbing Paul
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 6:35am On Sep 04, 2017
gift3d:
Hello guys, I paid using BankIt, the money has been deducted from my account balance but it's still saying no payment history found yet. Please help o
That why i am an advocate of E-Transact

Just chilax and keep refreshing the page
Your money will be revert into ur acct
RomanceRe: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Lisaint(m): 11:46am On Aug 31, 2017
Prec1ous:
I still stand by my view.

A guy and a girl cannot be friends.

It is either they have a past romantic history, living in present romance or building the ground work for future romance.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves, the only relationship they can have and I will be half assured is if they are business partners.

All the girls I have dated, they all called me friends and I LOVE YOU entered into the equation from nowhere. Next, we were frolicking under the sheets, so called friend.

This is a secret, the easiest way for a guy to get a girl is to play the friendship card, along the line just change the game by adding romance, checkmate, she is yours.

If you as a girl cannot get female friends, then there is something wrong about you as a person and your attitude.

Guy also have problems and fights but the only time a guy calls a girl friend is when his game to see her pant is not in the advance stage.

Girls beware, you so-called male friends if given the chance will sleep with you without even thinking twice. Except you are transgender or have leprosy.

It is not ethical, someone will get confused along the way.

This is also a precursor to rape in some cases. The day they will gang rape you, your eyes go clear.

This is a guy's secret, we all want to sleep with that beautiful so-called friends of ours.

So girls, keep deceiving yourself.

If your best friend is a boy and he is not hitting on you then:

-You may not be as attractive as you think.

-You have a bad personality and we know guys are tolerant and pussy no dey bite.

-You are being preyed on the till you are vulnerable, he is watching till he can launch. When I don't know, a man can wait if he is certain to conquer.

- You are transgender or blocked.

You only trusted male friends are:
Husband
Father
Brothers
Sons
Dis guy deserves a national award
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 5:39am On Aug 30, 2017
Tholley:
hello my sis had 254 in jamb and wants to change to aaua for law, still awaiting her o-levels,second choice tho...any chance?
Sorry for replying this
late

First of all
IS her result out?
It was announced clearly that the sch won't accept 2nd choice candidate
So if she pass her weac advice her to purchase jamb coc
So she cn continue d reg procedures
EducationRe: AAUA 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Lisaint(op): 5:19am On Aug 30, 2017
Lussamguru02:
Please add me up to the group.... 08144166496
Done

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