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ASUU abeg oh
Nah just 30th of july we resume 2nd semester 16/17 session @AAUA
Due to internal ASUU strike


National wan come again?
We say NO NO

EJORRR O

Emzyme:
Chemical Engineering
Jamb score
235
3b 2c
Imo state
What are the chances like
Does aaua accept second choice candidates

AAUA don't accept 2nd choice
And again there is no engineering course in AAUA

preshios:
I heard that AAUA is currently on strike. Pls, how true is that?

Aint no such tin like dat
Today (Friday) mark d end of the 2nd week of resumption for 2nd seamester of 16/17 academic session.

IsraelNicodemu:
How do we do it please, I mean the procedure?

It was written there bodly that it can only be done at jamb accredicted centers only and u are still asking of how to do it....
Smh

kinginvagina:
it is almost impossible for a nigerian girl to be loyal without looking out for other bidders.

Because loyal milk is also been sold in d market too everyone

#in Buhari Voice
I belong to everybody
Buh belong to nobody

kinginvagina:
This is bad, strange smell whenever a nigerian girl is around that is why they use perfumes a lot.

Like ur sis also ryt?

celestialdamsel:
?

Kuku kill urself
So it will be win-win for both side

slim19:
⅛

Cucumber gang

Mariinee:

Underage spotted

isyourboy:
I'm handsome but very broke, I mean I'm too broke... since I graduated from the university I've not get hold of any good relationship so to say, thoygh girls do fall for me, but once they noticed I don't have a dime with Me, they run ,but back in school, I lost count of girls I've slept with and they do spend on me, even pay school fee for Me

what keep surprising me is a friend of mine very ugly but rich (employed), and girls flock him......
pls is anything wrong with me

*Advertised beggar*

Kuku tell us
You need money
Instead of all dis abnormal stories

Am sure Romancelander will find you something

jonaifame22:
So I took dis lovely damsel I met when returning from a party outing to a date today and it went well even though she kept talkn abt her boyfriend like he's the trending matter in nigeria.
I met her one night last week when I went to buy indomie and egg, honestly, facially I'd give her 8/10, and her voice sounded sweet like westlife's puzzle of my heart song,there's this thing I feel when I see a gal on artificial nails, now dis is not to spite the team natural gals, buh I jus love d feeling of a gal tickling my scrotal sac lightly wth those nails as I talk gibberish due to the pleasure she's delivering,I wouldn't need long explanations as to why my dick'll jump up like some one who sat on a needle.believe me this lady's fingers was well decorated wth very nice artificial nails and I got attracted to her all the more.

So that lovely night I saw her as I was ordering indomie and egg frm the mallam and she stood buying hers also and it was jus the both of us and she was jus talking to herslf that she's catching cold so I jus chipped in few words and I said she's not supposd to be feeling cold cos she's wearing a cardigan unless her cardigan is not thick enough and she looked at me and I smiled at her revealing my complete set of white teeth as it shined bright and white like a flourescent bulb, all thanks to my MYMY herbal tooth paste and she smiled a little then i introduced my self to her before she'll start calling me uncle or brother, so frm there we started chattn and she was trying not 2 be free wth me, but the jokes I was cracking stopped her dead on her tracks on her path to forming for me, so I begged her for her number and she gave me and then I told I'd love to take her out.


Now, the party I attended before meeting this dear lady was all that I expected, chai God bless that gal that danced wth me, as in she really tried and may God bless her generation, initially it was jus me and her dancing and she gave me all her body to press and to hold ,as a matter of fact, I thought dat night will be the moment when my preek will cut finally frm groins, there was a particular track that played and she turned her back towards me and sank in to my chest like I'm a sofa and as soon as her back was touching my chest, my hands curled around her waist like a deadly python constricting it's prey, I cld feel all my blood stream restless like the waters of the bar beach, not to forget the other boiz that were observing me and the gal like they're EFCC, while some boiz stared at me and the gal like the crowd that gathered looking at jesus and the two thieves when they were crucified, there eyes followed the gals breast every angle she danced to, as they stared at her wth the precision of a cobra ready to strike.
Before long, one boy came, after another one came, after another one sef came before long they've gathered round the gal like she's a suspected badoo member about to be lynched in ikorodu, lagos. I was displaced of my space cos the guys came in anticipation to fill the hunger of her body which they felt, and of which I had already had my fill and my preek was already paining me sef cos it has been fully charged since and no pvssy to cool it's radiator, honestly I was using style to wait maybe they'll stop dancing wth her so that I can buy her barbecue and smirnoff ice buh instead more and more guys kept coming so I locked up.


Then on monday night I called the new gal I met on the road and we saw each other sharply and she was in company of a friend of hers, and that her friend sef is fine, jus that there is a sharp contrast between her breast and her yansh, if u look at her breasts they are standing tall,as if they're arrogant trying to pass a message to people who look at at it that there's none like it in all the earth.I jus wished I was her new born baby and let her suckle me for a lactation period of one year and six months, beleive me when I'm done suckn her breast jus check me out' I'll be looking dapper.


But on the flip side her yansh is lowly and humbe like a business in it's beginning stage, as a matter of fact her yansh is not standing,rather it looks like it's dropping like the head of a secondary school student who forgot his lines in a heated debate competition, one might be tempted to think her yansh is the inspiration behind the LG LED flat screen TV, I was wondering where she went when the good lord was sharing yansh for all the gals in heaven before their sojourn into this sinful and wicked world via their mother's womb. Or perhaps cld it be that too many spankings to her back and yansh by teachers at school or her parent at home made her body not to produce the right hormones for encouraging her yansh tissues frm yeilding anything meaningful. Well that is note for another day.


So me and the new in the company of her friend had a hearty chat while they led me to a mini mart like a lamb to the slaughter and I bought some few things for them and then she flashed me when she got home and I called her immediately and she didn't pick, I called again, she didn't pick so I called her again this time, and I decided that I'll swear for her silently under my breath if she doesn't pick up. That th swear will affect her and not only that the swear will make her lost her fone dis week and guess what? she didn't pick so I deleted her number.


Then she called me by the time we agreed to meet yesterday, I recognised her number by the last two digits 4 and 9 so I we met. And she looked beautiful, and then I took her to an eatery and we chatted over ice cream and she told me told of how her boyfriend is not trying at all, buh she doesn't wanna leave him jus yet cos she still loves him very much, buh I have a plan I'll simply manipulate her brain wth words, she'll be mine very soon she can't escape even if she tries to evade me wth 4G speed.

Just as i imagine

This post is as useless as the OP

He will ask to use u for money ritual

Pricelessangel0:
I just got this job wit accommodation. but surprisingly my boss do pass the night sometimes there. but i was amazed when i wake to see that my boss caressing my inner thigh and breast. though i enjoy it but i stop it. pls advise me i dont know what to do cos i dont want to sleep with him. should i quit the job or what. pls no offensive comment.

Honestly
U deserve a Slap
Why wasting my data again
Wen u knw the tin is sweet


Idiot

ekensi01:
Sniper to do what?

Try to get into ones mind.

Pour Sniper into a drink
And swallow d content


Den wen u reach up ask baba God How u can Force som1 to be frnd

Mrbolt555:
Was just walking in the street when i saw a girl, she Walked up to me and said hey boy, lets go to my room. I look her up down I see say see dey alright. I told her lets go. Before you know it we where already in her room. Na so we enter she lock the door with padlock. Next thin this girl just call price I tell her I no get am for hand I tell her no. I waka out of the room. Before u know it. Be like say this girl na witch. I just go down just dey hope say I go see one girl right. Na so this group of boys just appear for my side no so the guy throw me two blow. Na so I run even forget my hat. I come see that same girl wey I turn down. She dey tell me good for me. I know say the girl na ogbanje. Na so I pick race comot the area.

Congratulations bro you have officially boardcast your STUPIDITY.

kostantin:
Last month checking my glfd mobile found out she chats sexually with other men exchanging photos and speaking like that / i love you /i miss you/ how you like to do it/..... with two of them the chatt was more close and with the other one more personal. she also speaking intimidating about me me with them. When i told her she got very angry i check her mobile breaking her privacy and told me she is just playing and she doesnt own any explanation as am not her husband. am very confused i dont know what to do next

Wait are u thinking you are in a relationship before?

Sorry bro

beetown:
Hello Guys.

This will be the first time I'll be asking for relationship advice on here since I've been on Nairaland

I've been dating this girl for some months now,I really love her a lot but she has some issues

Lemme explain, when we started dating she was the perfect girl until after about a month, I noticed any time she was with my phone she would go through my WhatsApp. Any time I confront her about it she'll accuse of me of cheating and hiding things from her and because of the that we had a big fight, I tried calling her to apologize but she avoided my calls,it was not until she got into a fight with one of her friends because she was checking his WhatsApp that she apologized and we settled.
Now to the latest,I observed that she loved reporting every little issue we have to my friends,which I don't like (I like my privacy) she actually reported our relationship to a friend of mine who I'm not in talking terms with, in the course of the guy trying to intervene, he insulted me so much, he called me a liar so many times and I couldn't do anything cos my girlfriend was the one who involved him. After the chat I got in touch with my girlfriend and told her politely that I didn't like the way she carried our relationship issues to my friends, that my friends' girlfriends never reported their issues to me they way she did to them and she exploded, she called names,she started crying saying I should give her space because I'm making her regret getting into the relationship. Now she hasn't answered my calls since then.
She doesn't respect me at all,she makes me feel as if I'm maltreating her, she doesnt take anything i say and does anything she sees fit. please should I continue with the relationship or not.

PS: she's the only daughter of her family, could it be the reason she acts like this?

How old are you?
How old is she?

ekensi01:
They is this guy in my place i want him to be my friend but he dont take shit from anybody(thats one reason i wanted him to be my friend so that all my useless friends will part ways) but i lack the right approach.
He is my senior both in school and age, although in cash we are like mate.


Advice me on how to go about it.

Just go and buy SNIPER ..

it will give u inspiration

MyNewJackeT:
are they escorts on the side?

what is the nature of the job of slay queens?

what are the criteria to join?

Talk to my guy below

Who will bell the cat?

MrCork:



I Can't sleep...plis advice?

Thunder fall on u

So how is your
Relationship our concern??

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edeXede:

Good.

The half baked ones we have are not enough.. Please create more substandard universities to produce more half baked graduates, universities then becomes underfunded and ASUU will go on strike, universities will go the pact of our great lautech. Our students will now stay at home for nine months. Some will look up to hushpuppi to become him and our ladies will continue to slay their life away and become a future babymama with the baby flown out to study political science, the babies will come back to Nigeria to lead and make another halfbaked law and propositions like build more schools or corruption is not stealing or immunity and amnesty should be given to looters..

And the remaining half baked or unfortunate ones whose mothers wasnt smart enough to be a babymama will come to nairaland and rant his life away about how the country's politicians are not fair and others will quote, mention, like or attack them..
While others will hide under Jesus to save them.


And the cycle will continue again by telling us Nigeria go better one day.

Arise O compatriots, it is almost 8'o clock

Outdated
Its After 9 now

SweetestSmile:
your signature? I don't understand

I mean apart frm the issue of no light noni

Dey rebrand and cnt send out an sms to all deir customers in other to inform dem


smh

9jakohai:
NERC actually regulates tariffs in the power sector....they act as the organization that keeps things from getting out of hand. But there is a limit to how they can dictate to DISCOS .....and by law(set up as part of the law allowing for the privatization of power....which was passed long before Fashola thought about being a minister in 2014)...DISCOS can raise tariffs/bills.

Power ministry these days does not have much to do....except run transmission (which was not privatized due to national security reasons ).....and the transmission system is in need of replacement...and the DISCOS are the ones who raise money via the bills we pay for that.

God bless ur knowledge

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Note : This is different from Post-utme screening form.

Fashola said NERC is in charge of tariff increase

i only got a question for him there
#Is NERC reporting to Fashola
or #Fashola is reporting to NERC

who is reporting to who

Its my FTC



lalasticala mynd44 oya do the needful sensitize NL Members

i will be back to celebrate FTC

esthyope:
thanks a lot...cos i was really scared.

dnt be ma