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BusinessRe: ‘recession’ Trends On Google As Anambra Leads Search In Nigeria by lisimmo(m): 4:11pm On Jul 30, 2016
So Anambra pip's are looking for recession upandan. Issokay
TV/MoviesRe: Top Movies That Killed It In The 80s And 90s (Pics). by lisimmo(m): 4:08pm On Jul 30, 2016
Tom and Jerry
Voltron


And this movie, I've forgotten the name ... 'something' 1000
PoliticsRe: How Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan Tackled Nigerian Lawmakers On Budget Padding by lisimmo(m): 3:55pm On Jul 30, 2016
H
PoliticsRe: Charles Okah, Kanu May Be Freed As MEND, FG Strike Deal To End N-delta Crisis by lisimmo(m): 3:49pm On Jul 30, 2016
Observing
FamilyRe: Wow!!! The 4year Old Bangladeshi Kid Who Has Aged Prematurely by lisimmo(m): 3:48pm On Jul 30, 2016
Odikwa serious
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 16 Difficult Interview Questions And Answers by lisimmo(m): 7:20am On Jul 30, 2016
Good one @Op

You can get more interview questions, explanation and sample responses from MyJob app. Search for 'Myjob ' on playstore or follow my signature.

PoliticsRe: Anambra Man Builds A Generator That Runs On Water by lisimmo(m): 9:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
I don't need to watch the video to know that this is Bullshit.

You cannot extract energy from water on its own. Water is a product of combustion. It is in a stable state. It's just impossible; a violation of the laws of thermodynamics.

Kabiru, please take this crap to LAWMA office.
PoliticsRe: Court Order Or Not, Our National Convention Will Still Hold - PDP by lisimmo(m): 7:52am On Jul 29, 2016
PDP is dead. Why hold a convention when the party is over?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Build Standard Cvs In 8 Templates Under 10 Minutes. (must Read, Pictures) by lisimmo(m): 7:51am On Jul 29, 2016
CV
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Wants FG To Immortalise aguiyi Ironsi, Name Aso-rock After Him by lisimmo(m): 7:29pm On Jul 28, 2016
Folly
CrimeRe: Nigerian Businessman Ikejiaku Chinedu Killed In South Africa by lisimmo(m): 6:31pm On Jul 27, 2016
Ok
PoliticsRe: Military Power — Ten Most Powerful African Nations by lisimmo(m): 6:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
Cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Commissions Abuja-Kaduna Railway (Photos) by lisimmo(m): 4:09pm On Jul 26, 2016
Ppl keep saying the rail project is Gej's uncompleted work. The question is if you start an exam but left it abandoned will you pass?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Build Standard Cvs In 8 Templates Under 10 Minutes. (must Read, Pictures) by lisimmo(m): 6:20am On Jul 25, 2016
DTalented:
Bro, its one old samsung galaxy (Anycall) Tab with Android 2.
"App not compatible with device..." is the error message.
Please help me with the cv.
Sorry bro. There is no immediate fix for this issue as the minimum Android version targeted is 4.0.3 (API 15)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Build Standard Cvs In 8 Templates Under 10 Minutes. (must Read, Pictures) by lisimmo(m): 6:18am On Jul 25, 2016
jaysleem:
This is a great app and I have activated mine for a month.

Please make room for linkedIn profile on all templates, even if its down the page...

Secondly, I wonder why activities/hobbies is required and it doesn't appear on the CV..

Look into these ASAP
Thanks for the feedback. I'll look into the activities issue asap.
PoliticsRe: Man "Breaks The Internet" After Being Spotted In A Nightclub In This Attire. PIC by lisimmo(m): 4:53pm On Jul 24, 2016
This must have happened in Kenya
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Build Standard Cvs In 8 Templates Under 10 Minutes. (must Read, Pictures) by lisimmo(m): 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2016
DTalented:
I needed this app urgently to create one for upload to a site but its not compatible with my device. could you please help me
Please what's your device make and OS version ?

What error is shown and where?

Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Write A Good CV For Fresh Graduate by lisimmo(m): 7:21am On Jul 23, 2016

PoliticsRe: Restructuring Calls: My Fears For Igbos – Yakassai by lisimmo(m): 5:59pm On Jul 21, 2016
alade112:
Kwara ( Yoruba: Ìpínlẹ̀ Kwárà ) is a state in Western Nigeria but NC geopolitically?? . Its capital is
Ilorin . The primary ethnic group of Kwara State is Yoruba , with significant
Nupe , Bariba, and Fulani minorities.

Hope you know the meaning of primaryhuh Who's the Governor of the state Abdul fatai Ahmed from Sharehuh

Here are local governments in Kwara statehuh

Asa,Baruten,Edu,Ekiti,Ifelodun,Ilorin East,Ilorin South,Ilorin West,Irepodun,Isin
,Kaiama,Moro,Offa,Oke Ero,Oyun,Pategi and fufuhuh Tell me the ones that yorubas dont own excepts the one's for Nupes/baribashuh Stop saying what you dont knowhuh

Bros who dey control lagos abeghuh Na igbos abi na hausahuh Fashola deported some people Una shouthuh Ambode ban street hawking una yellhuh The last time i checked Ambode is from Anambra statehuh
To further buttress your points here are the list of the members of the house of rep from Kwara with Yoruba as majority

Hon. Razak Olatunde Atunwa -- Ilorin West/Asa -- APC
Hon. Princess Olufunke Adedoyin -- Ekiti/Irepodun/Isin/Oke-Ero -- APC
Hon. Aliyu Bahago Ahman Pategi -- Patigi/Edu/Moro -- APC
Hon. Olayonu Olarinoye Tope -- Ifelodun/Offa/Oyun -- APC
Hon. Abubakar Amuda-Kannike Garba -- Ilorin South/ East -- APC
Hon. Mohammed Zakari -- Baruten/Kaiama -- APC
PoliticsRe: PICTURES Only PDP Supporters Can Relate To by lisimmo(m): 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2016
When Buhari called them 5%
PoliticsRe: Hidden truth about Igbo by lisimmo(m): 10:19pm On Jul 16, 2016
We slammed them to oblivion like

PoliticsRe: Hidden truth about Igbo by lisimmo(m): 10:02pm On Jul 16, 2016
But they just have to accept defeat

PoliticsRe: Hidden truth about Igbo by lisimmo(m): 10:00pm On Jul 16, 2016
How the guy that started this thread is feeling right now

PoliticsRe: Hidden truth about Igbo by lisimmo(m): 6:00pm On Jul 16, 2016
SONofYORUBA:
Yoruba

[size=18pt]The richest black woman in the world[/size]


The richest black woman in the world, Folorunsho has business interests spanning fashion, oil and gas, and printing. She’s also a philanthropist and is the founder of the Rose of Sharon Foundation.


Mrs. Folorunso Alakija is a businesswoman who has forayed into uncharted territories. She is a philanthropist with a sincere desire to help the needy, a fashion icon with an infallible sense of style, a loving wife, a caring mother and doting grandmother, a friend in deed. Educated in Europe, she first embarked on a career in office administration, then she went into banking where she remained, until she took a leap of faith and followed her heart and creative calling to establish her own business in the Nigerian fashion industry. Her fashion house “Supreme Stitches” rose to prominence and fame within a few years, and later, as “Rose of Sharon House of Fashion”, became a household name.

As National President and lifelong Trustee of the Fashion Designers Association of Nigeria (FADAN), she left an indelible mark, promoting Nigerian culture through fashion and style. Ever the entrepreneur, Mrs. Alakija has set up related businesses: The Rose of Sharon Prints & Promotions which specializes in monogramming, heat/picture transfer and screen printing for promotional and gift items, and Digital Reality Print Ltd which specializes in highly technical digital large format printing. She remains the only female in that industry in Nigeria to date. She included a direct imaging paper printing press to coincide with her 60th birthday in July 2011. She oversees the Rose of Sharon Group as the Group Managing Director and she is also the Executive Vice Chairman of her family’s oil exploration and production business, FAMFA Oil Limited , seeing to its strategic planning and day to day administration. In addition to these, Folorunso is the Executive Vice Chairman of Dayspring Property Development Company Limited, a real estate company with investments in different parts of the world.


When reflecting on her achievements, Folorunso’s foremost reaction is always to give glory to God and to share the secrets of her success. A born again Christian since 1991, she draws her strength from her unfaltering belief in the power and glory of God. With a sincere desire to give to those in need in the name of the Lord, her philanthropic endeavours, such as the Rose of Sharon Foundation, continue to influence her native land positively by empowering widows and their families, as well as orphans, to be successful through educational programmes and scholarships. In obedience to the word of God and working according to His will and purpose, Folorunso and her husband founded a house fellowship which has grown to become a full-fledged Christian Ministry known as the Rose of Sharon Glorious Ministry International. She has authored several books including, “University of Marriage”, “Alone with God”, (a free Christian Devotional) her autobiography, “Growing with the Hand that Gives the Rose”, and “The Cry of Widows and Orphans”. Most of them are available online at – www.amazon.com.


At 64, Mrs. Alakija oversees her businesses and philanthropic enterprises working tirelessly and with boundless energy. She follows her evangelical calling with unbridled devotion, hoping to inspire the public, most especially the youth and women from all walks of life by sharing her values and her motto: “whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well” through motivational talks and speeches. In her speeches, as an encouragement to others, she reveals and introduces her covenant keeping God.

She accepts many invitations to speak and is acclaimed, nationally and internationally, in recognition of all her philanthropic work and endeavours.

She lives in Lagos, Nigeria with Modupe Alakija her beloved husband of almost four decades, their four sons and grandchildren.





[size=14pt]Mama in her 60s ....... Yoruba's black don't crack grin grin grin[/size]


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2206410_folorunshoalakija_jpegfd026fe64e6661ba0dad4e553d2cb9ad
Oya chop knuckle. Wa gbayi. Keep em coming
PoliticsRe: How And Why Igbos Should Divest From Lagos To The East by lisimmo(m): 5:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
Sweetle:
Yorubas are perpetual slaves to the fulani- Olu Falae

MASSOB clearly asked for six countries clearly separating ND from Baifra so what are you on about?
The thing pain you no be small.

PoliticsRe: How And Why Igbos Should Divest From Lagos To The East by lisimmo(m): 1:43pm On Jul 16, 2016
Victorvexz:
So without Yoruba support, u cannot get Biafra? Meaning u are our slaves. Lol. Thank u for just admitting the fact. Mind u, u all are also salves to the Ijaw minorities in south south, because without them too, u may not get Biafra.
You just dealt that guy a killer blow.

PoliticsRe: Hidden truth about Igbo by lisimmo(m): 7:34am On Jul 16, 2016
ikarm17:
The thing is, they could have enjoyed their thread in peace.

Why bring Yorubas into this makes nonsense. Guy, I got 10 more pages to add abeg. Make I finish what they started grin grin grin grin
I dey feel you joor. Wa gbayi.
FashionRe: 7 Fashion Mistakes Common To The Nigerian Man by lisimmo(m): 10:44pm On Jul 13, 2016
myners007:
It's quite obvious that you are a retarded and demented savage who is seeking relevance through the platform of Nairaland. Please visit a shrink and get yourself examined and treated
E pain am. I gave him a nice upper cut. He cried. Kpele grin grin cheesy

FashionRe: 7 Fashion Mistakes Common To The Nigerian Man by lisimmo(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2016
myners007:
Phd from the prestigious University of Birmingham wasnt a fluke
PhD not 'Phd'. So much for illiteracy.

Meanwhile these are some of your blunders from the past. The internet never forgets you know.

myners007:
Westerhof will soon cried out over unpaid salaries
myners007:
AG should ensure that the trials are installed
myners007:
This Mod should win the award for the most dumbest topic posted on Nairaland 2016.
So so much for 'Phd' and illiteracy.
FashionRe: 7 Fashion Mistakes Common To The Nigerian Man by lisimmo(m): 11:54am On Jul 13, 2016
myners007:
u are a learner or a Mugu
You are an illiterate AND a m.oron
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Distributes Aisha Buhari's Food Items To Abians(pics) by lisimmo(m): 6:49pm On Jul 12, 2016
Brb
FashionRe: 7 Fashion Mistakes Common To The Nigerian Man by lisimmo(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2016
myners007:
Wearing of stockings inside shoe when putting on traditional attire is a BiG fashion blunder
I disagree. Shoes are English not traditional hence shoes should always go with socks. So it's either you wear a traditional attire with sandals or you wear it with shoes AND STOCKINGS

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