am sorry....thank God. .....

pls who cares about certificate. .....the men that changed the world from Michael faraday,Henry ford,Abraham lincoln,Socrates, genghis kahn,Thomas Edison, Alexander Fleming, Leonardo da vinici,cesare borigia,lucky luciano....and a very long list. ...of great men with little or zero education .this are people influenced life to a global level.....ssce and phd isn't the problem. ...the problem is the man

ABEG tell me who stingy pass:
1. The man wey u flash say
make him call u
back and go whatsapp go ask
you why u
flash him
2. Your girlfriend wey you buy
credit for
wey
no call you but still dey flash u
3. Your friend wey u go visit for house
and
u
dey smell the aroma of egusi
soup from e
kitchen yet he dey ask you
whether u get food for hand say e dey
hungry
4. Abi na man wey no get shi
shi 4 hand
and
him dey waka from ikeja to
yaba unda hot sun wey as he reach
road he
com pick
#5000
for ground and still no enta
motor but stil
waka reach house wit leg

5. Abi d man
way dey recive
2million a
month
and stil find it difficult to drop
#50 as
offering in church

6. Abi na d person
wey read
dis joke finish
and no con comment..

ZAHARA BURHARI........BEAUTY BEYOND.....

chances of giving birth to Mongols is high.....at that age....

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COME ACROSS THIS IN YOUR BEDROOM?

“It is better for Buhari to come to
power in 2015 and jail me, than for
Jonathan to come back and destroy
the remaining Nigeria.”
–

Obasanjo in his book ‘My
Watch’.

I'm still a virgin planning to marry a
lady of my dream next weekend but
there's another stupid lady disturbing
me all this while;finally she paid me a
visit last night and she decided to
offer me a free sex as started
romancing and caressing me.I started
shivering over and over again;infact

I'm seriously in temptation now please
kindly advice me what should I do?

WHY I WILL VOTE GEN BURHARI....

Gen Burhari might be a military brute.....i think we need that right now for boko haram.....brute for brute.......

Gen Burhari jailed politicans .........i recommend that for corrupt politicans......

Gen Burhari executed drug dealers.......i recommend that for boko guys and corrupt politicans.....

Gen Burhari abused human rights......i recommend that for bokoharam terrorist because the arent humans....

Gen Burhari made strong statements before.......i will forgive him for that.

Gen Burhari is termed a boko haram member.....anyway if he was a member why would they want to kill him with bomb.

Gen Burhari was tagged a fanatic.....anyway my arch bishop gave him a bible ...he is presently moderate ....i believe that.....

Gen Burihari was is tagged semi illiterate. ......many great leaders were full-time illiterates....yet they performed greatly.

Gen Burhari was tagged a weak man for handing his power to his no2...........but it takes a great man to listen to his subordinates.

Gen Burhari was tagged an old man..........sometimes experience comes with age...

Gen Burhari was tagged a sensless northern. ..........but sometimes fools rule in the land of the wise.

Gen Burhari was tagged poor man. ...........he choosed not to enrich himself with our money.

what's your answer? .... forget tribe, religion and geo political sentiments

answer. ...

U add him on Facebook
•He checks ur pictures.
•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
•He confirms
•He inbox u
•U reply, all excited, U'll want to
hook up
•U set a date
•U dress up dat Legging Wit NO
UNDERWEAR
•U smell good
•U put on a makeup - fresh breath
& new
weave
•He takes u for lunch
•He Takes u For Drinks
•U two have a good time
•He rubs ur hand
•Makes u laugh(all women luv dat)
•Gives u looks nd smiles
•U fall in-love
•It's like u've known him forever
•He takes u to his apartment
•He makes u feel comfortable
•He lays u on his bed
•He rubs it gently
•Kiss u passionately
•Pulls ur Leggings
•They're too tight but he manages
to take
them off
•U love his aggression, strength,
power & u
give in
•It feels good
•U know it's wrong, but it feels so
good
•U ask for protection, he says it's
too late
•U obey & don't disturb
•He says he loves u nd u don't
hesitate to say u love him too
•He f**ked u
•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen
to get a
glass of water
•He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u
feel special
•"He must be the one! " U think to
urself
•You'll get dressed
•He takes u to the taxi rank
•He kisses u on the cheek & say "I
had a great
time!"
•Gives U( # 1000naira )
•U smile & say "See u tomorrow
babe."
•He stays silent
•Your taxi drives away
•In the taxi you can't stop smiling
U get home & inbox him that u got
home safe
•He's online, but doesn't reply
•It's unlike him, so u inbox him
again
•He doesn't respond
•Minutes later u can't find him on
ur friend list
•HE BLOCKED U!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•U start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in your
mouth
•U go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!"
•"HOW?" U don't understand
•Reality hits u
•U walk home, Scared, Confused
•U go to the train railway, u lay
hopeless nd
emotionless
•U see the train coming nearer, u lay
on your looking into the sky.

People are important. Gods are not.
sharing
thoughts on the fact that 12 people
are dead because of a cartoon.
I’m an atheist. Not the sort who
never got around to believing in a
god, but the sort who was raised
and taught to be religious and who
finally rejected religion. So I’m
pretty clear on what I believe and
why and what I don’t believe and
why.
I’m also not the sort of atheist who
demonises the religious. It’s true
that I dislike gods so much that I’ve
even been called a “misotheist”, but
that’s the thing. It’s the gods I don’t
like, not the people.
I don’t just believe blasphemy is OK,
I believe it’s important. As a
humanist, I believe strongly that
humans matter the most, infinitely
more than gods ever will.
Blasphemy dis-empowers gods, and
that’s vitally important, because
gods should not be powerful. They
should not hold more respect than
humans. They should not be
unapproachable, unquestionable, or
sacred. The authority of gods needs
to be challenged. I strongly believe
this.
And for that reason I am absolutely
distraught at the news that twelve
people are dead because of a
cartoon, probably because that
cartoon was blasphemous.
Nothing can justify the shooting. It’s
perfectly OK to believe in gods, but
gods are not more important than
people. Gods. Are. Not. More.
Important. Than. People.
But really I’m preaching to the choir
today. I severely doubt a single
person reading this believes that it’s
OK to shoot someone for drawing
something you don’t like. Criticise
them? Yes. Complain? Fine. Fight
back with your own art? Absolutely.
Shoot them? No. Of course not.
On the other hand, I bet a lot of
people reading this believe it’s
perfectly OK to react to these
attacks with hatred towards an
entire group of people, simply
because they likely share the
religion of the attackers.
Muslim people themselves are
loudly speaking out against the
attacks , but that hasn’t stopped the
hatred towards Muslims that can be
seen everywhere at the moment.
People are dead because of hatred,
and now people are responding to
that by trying to use it to justify
more hatred.

People are important. Gods are not.
sharing
thoughts on the fact that 12 people
are dead because of a cartoon.
I’m an atheist. Not the sort who
never got around to believing in a
god, but the sort who was raised
and taught to be religious and who
finally rejected religion. So I’m
pretty clear on what I believe and
why and what I don’t believe and
why.
I’m also not the sort of atheist who
demonises the religious. It’s true
that I dislike gods so much that I’ve
even been called a “misotheist”, but
that’s the thing. It’s the gods I don’t
like, not the people.
I don’t just believe blasphemy is OK,
I believe it’s important. As a
humanist, I believe strongly that
humans matter the most, infinitely
more than gods ever will.
Blasphemy dis-empowers gods, and
that’s vitally important, because
gods should not be powerful. They
should not hold more respect than
humans. They should not be
unapproachable, unquestionable, or
sacred. The authority of gods needs
to be challenged. I strongly believe
this.
And for that reason I am absolutely
distraught at the news that twelve
people are dead because of a
cartoon, probably because that
cartoon was blasphemous.
Nothing can justify the shooting. It’s
perfectly OK to believe in gods, but
gods are not more important than
people. Gods. Are. Not. More.
Important. Than. People.
But really I’m preaching to the choir
today. I severely doubt a single
person reading this believes that it’s
OK to shoot someone for drawing
something you don’t like. Criticise
them? Yes. Complain? Fine. Fight
back with your own art? Absolutely.
Shoot them? No. Of course not.
On the other hand, I bet a lot of
people reading this believe it’s
perfectly OK to react to these
attacks with hatred towards an
entire group of people, simply
because they likely share the
religion of the attackers.
Muslim people themselves are
loudly speaking out against the
attacks , but that hasn’t stopped the
hatred towards Muslims that can be
seen everywhere at the moment.
People are dead because of hatred,
and now people are responding to
that by trying to use it to justify
more hatred.