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Music/Radio / Re: Top Gospel Songs In Rotation In Nigeria by litusista(f): 2:01pm On Oct 13, 2013
How come no one is talking about TWALE by FLO? Dat song is simply awesome!
Guys like Flo, nathaniel bassey, henrisoul, solomon lange, chris morgan and the most recent xtian artistes with top songs around..

Kabiyesi olu orun, I have come to give you twale! Dats my favorite song now..

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by litusista(f): 12:15am On Oct 12, 2013
Lolss.. U pple want to eat me grin Lolss.. U pple want to eat me... Issokay.
I've been following dis thread from page 10. I probably knw so many pple here to an extent virtually.
Mr Sontenna.. U don vex. Who cares abt virtual publicity? For all its worth I just expected more mature discussions on dis thread cos we are all grads. I just knw all dis oau awo boys wen I see dem on NL. No vex o bros!

@saintalone, dint mean to yab anyone. I can relate with your response jare. One big family.. Nice one!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by litusista(f): 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
I keep asking myself what pple do on dis thread besides waiting for a 3wk orientation camp and ridiculous alawi of 19,800. If only u pple knew that life is bigger dan one year. You wud discuss abt other relevant issues of life. This our nigeria is not smiling.

Think beyond nysc!!!

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Religion / Re: Which Is Your Best Gospel Songs And Artists? by litusista(f): 1:32pm On Oct 06, 2013
For foreign artists: I'l choose
Vashawn michael- nobody greater dan u,
Paul wilbur-kadosh
Yolanda adams- victory
Lecrae-unashamed
William mcdowell- I love all his songs!! Especially 'I won't go back'
Marvin sapp- my testimony, here I am
Any don moen, cece winans, hillsong united, donnie mcclurkin, etc..

For nigerian songs, dis r my favorites
1. Solomon Lange: alheri, nagode, masoyina
2. Chris Morgan- all his songs!!
3. Sinach- I know who I am, great are u lord
4. Frank edwards- most of his songs
5. Tim Godfrey and the extreme crew
6. Then any songs by Elijah Oyelade and the Dunamis voices (abuja)

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Religion / Re: Which Is Your Best Gospel Songs And Artists? by litusista(f): 12:55pm On Oct 06, 2013
doopsy: I like this song...'I was born to give you twale'..but don't really know the artist,a nigerian ,have been trying to download it.
It was sang by a guy named FLO. Just google FLO-twale free mp3 download. Downloaded d song from xclusivegospel.com
The song has bn on repeat on my phone since yesterday. I love the song so much

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Romance / Re: I'm In A Mess Right Now, I Dont Want To Loose My Bestfriend! by litusista(f): 8:51am On Nov 15, 2012
12 inches!:
Girls and guys shud not be bestfriends. They should only be lovers, boyfriends, sex partners or husband and wife. What r u doin with a guy as ur bestfriend. It's peeps like u that complicate the world.

D way friendship happens attimes cud be complicated. Attimes its even safer to hav a bestfriend from d opposite sex. They tend to understand u more. The only danger is allowing ur emotions come into it. Trust me, its a two way thing. Either u guys proceed to being very good lovers or u loose d friendship entirely..
@op, d answer is clear. U can't protect dis friendship anymore. Let it go. Forget abt d 5yrs. Ur future is bigger dan 5yrs. No matter how bad things are now, things can only get better. And be strong, make him know u can actually do without him and be happy. there are great guys out thr waiting for u..
Car Talk / Re: Your Experience With Near Death Car Crashes by litusista(f): 12:15am On Nov 14, 2012
Mine was a december 24 2009. I was travelling from ife to ilesha, very short distance. a guy started with preaching in d bus, and most pple just shunned him (including me cos I love istening to music while travelling. About 20 minutes after we took off, we saw dis group of prisoners felling trees by d rooad side. D particular tree they were feLling was tall and big. D driver knew dat if d tree shud fall it will b across d road and it myt take time b4 it is moved. So he drove faster so he cud leave b4 d road was blocked, but his calculation was wrong.

Before we knew it, d large tree just fell on our bus. I was at d last row at d back. D tree fell across d row b4 me. It wasn't funny. Evrybody on d rows before mine was badly injured and some were evn unconscious. Some were evn stuck in d car under d weight of d tree crying and bleeding. It was an horrible sight. A day to xmas. God saved me. All I had was a litu scratch on my knee. Evn my laptop dat I placed on my lap wasn't affected. To make matters worse, d prisoners now started searching for money or phones in d pockets and bags of injured pple.
I sha. Thank God I am alive. Twas a miracle
Romance / Upgrading From Girlfriend 7.0 To WIFE 1.0..(a Must Read For All Men) by litusista(f): 1:59pm On Nov 12, 2012
A guy with marital problems wrote a letter to the system analyst (Marriage Software Division) of a software company:
Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate to get some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and discovered that the new program
began unexpected Child Processing andalso took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product module. In addition, Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and
then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes
the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3"always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help? ...
…and this was the analyst’s reply
Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the
Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its programmer to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge (remove)Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend
7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete
or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people
have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more
problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as
best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has
caused them, you must run the......... C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and
avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be
necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE several number of times, and
eventually hope that the operating systemwill return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be
very rewarding. To get the most out of it,consider buying additional Software such as
"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\
UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary2.1” (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as
this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
And if everything fails,contact software maker- tech support and
ask to speak to the Head of Operations -named GOD for solutions to your entire wife.1 software problem.
Yours in service, Systems Analyst.

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Programming / Re: Did You Register For Introduction To Mathematical Thinking? by litusista(f): 1:07am On Sep 20, 2012
Presently taking the cryptography classes and its really cool. we are in the third week. Wont mind meeting anyone taking d crypt classes on coursera too.
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Fellow Course Mate? by litusista(f): 12:03am On Sep 20, 2012
@oP,
Take a cue from me. Dont try to date your classmate. Once you start having a crush, kill it. It doesnt make sense. Especially if you guys are not rily experienced.. it happened to me and i am not sure i like where that story ended. besides the only reason why you are having feelings for your classmate maybe because you guys see each other everyday.
As a student, Dont just date someone because you have feelings for the person. Have genuine motives and reasons for dating..
Face your books and if it is meant to be, it will eventually work out.

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Programming / Re: Free Online Tutorials For You- Coursera by litusista(f): 1:48pm On Aug 24, 2012
I'm gud..
it depends on the particular course you choose to take. some are 6-7weeks long, some are 8-10weeks long. On the average, you just have to spare 7-10hours per week. just check out the link i earlier posted and you'll get all the details you need...
Programming / Free Online Tutorials For You- Coursera by litusista(f): 11:10am On Aug 24, 2012
hi guys, its the beginning of a new school year at coursera.org and its starting with an additional 29 courses just for you. Coursera is an online educative website that offers free online classes and courses in several fields including From Gamification, to Statistics, to Modern Poetry, to Big Data, to Social Network Analysis, information technology, programming, cryptography, computer vision, machine learning, and a lot of other interesting fields. Courses will be taught by people from stanford, duke university, university of toronto, etc.
Also, there'll be certificates to be awarded at the end of the training session. Also you also have the opportunity of taking up 3 or more courses. Hurry now and register. click on the link below for more details.

www.coursera.org

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Programming / Re: Python Programming by litusista(f): 6:33pm On Aug 14, 2012
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Programming / Re: Python Programming by litusista(f): 6:32pm On Aug 14, 2012
hi guys. I'm also a newbie in python. actually it was some guys I met here on NL that suggested I go for python as I need to write an encryption algorithm for my final year project. the thing is i have started but recently almost every program I write has indentation errors and since i'm using textbooks, its not that interactive. I dont mind if I can get someone who can help or probably send links and good tutorials to my email. I use python 2.6 at the moment and i also use the IDLE to write my codes. I really need all the help I can get cos I have a a limited time frame work.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: September Born Lets Meet Here. by litusista(f): 10:56pm On Jul 25, 2012
Scooby1: mine is 8th
u r my birthday mate.. lets meet.. 08099353547
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by litusista(f): 10:04pm On Jul 25, 2012
08099353547.. and i totally love cool guys..
Programming / Re: Programmers: Share Your Twitter Handle by litusista(f): 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2012
follow me @moyinbaby

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by litusista(f): 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2012
i just discovered the 'send-to bluetooth link on my computer is missing. and my bluetooth is not working. i just got the system, Dell vostro 1540, and i heard a friends say she had a similar problem with her system too which is the same model. how do i fix this?
Programming / Re: Who Can Help With Writing An Encryption Algorithm? How Soon Can One Learn How To by litusista(f): 9:54pm On Jul 19, 2012
thanks guys.. i now have a better picture. i've gotten my python kit, and also a friend who wants to put me through.. thks. if i have any other questions i'll let u guys know.
Programming / Re: Who Can Help With Writing An Encryption Algorithm? How Soon Can One Learn How To by litusista(f): 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2012
logica: What are you running? You have not even been able to articulate your project. Do you even have a clue what you are trying to do?
here is the idea. I am to procure a solution (a security scheme)to help improve data transmission security over a LAN. My supervisor said there's no way i'm going to do something new if i dont propose a new algorithm. The LAN in focus here is my school network, a university network.
Programming / Re: Who Can Help With Writing An Encryption Algorithm? How Soon Can One Learn How To by litusista(f): 2:38pm On Jul 17, 2012
webdezzi: LAN? why not paste full description of the project. you intend to have it run on a network? the clearer the better
Yea, exactly. I intend to run it n a network, my school Network.
Programming / Re: Who Can Help With Writing An Encryption Algorithm? How Soon Can One Learn How To by litusista(f): 11:00pm On Jul 14, 2012
@ all, thanks. i have tried java, vb before i was even taught python sometimes, but my problem with programming is patience. i get discouraged when i keep having errors and bugs in simple programs. i just need a simple algorithm that will be implemented on a LAN. i'm more familiar with java though.
Programming / Who Can Help With Writing An Encryption Algorithm? How Soon Can One Learn How To by litusista(f): 7:18pm On Jul 14, 2012
I am working on my final year project in school, and i just have like 10% knowledge about programming. I know a little bit of java, but i'm not rily into programming though i'm a computer student. the issue now is i need to write an encryption algorthm for my final year project.Can anybody help out? i can give all my effort to learning within the next one month. is it possible? i'm doing my research on network security, over a LAN. i need ideas..
Music/Radio / Re: Omawumi - Bottom Belle Ft. Flavour [official Video] by litusista(f): 2:23am On Jun 17, 2012
Seriosly, this video is really nice! omawumi did dis song nicely.. and flavour sure added 'flavour to the song.
Nice video and great song! i love it!
Romance / Really, Is There Anything Wrong In Kissing A Friend? by litusista(f): 5:26am On Jun 14, 2012
I heard a couple of guy friends saying kissing is not a big deal, and that a kiss is just as good as it lasts. it Maybe true for guys, but i think we ladies value and hold emotional stuff more in our heart. i made a silly mistake of kissing a close friend of mine. for me i really enjoyed it cos it was my first. i had a guilty feeling afterwards cos we are not dating and i felt its not normal for us to kiss. we've found ourselves doing it again a few times now and even though i want to stop, it keeps getting more difficult everyday cos i have feelings for him. i am in my 20s and i really want a relationship. he said he doesnt want one cos he doesnt think he is ready and he's busy at d moment and that we should simply have fun while it lasts.
i really like him, and i dont want to lose our friendship. what do i do?
Education / Re: How Many Banks Do You Have In Ur School? by litusista(f): 8:36pm On May 24, 2012
Opoki: Before i left school (OAU) many years ago it used to be OAU community bank and Wema Bank, i remember when we have to queue for many hours to pay school fees... Even to withdraw account money from your a/c na wahala cos na old fortran Program dey dia system and thy will even verify manually to know your actual balance before your withdrawal request can be granted.... But you'll be amazed seeing how the school has dedicated a whole section for banks and banks even cheerfully donate lecture theatres and embark on projects.

u must have graduate far back in the 90's. Nowadays in OAU, we have like 8 banks on campus. i.e First bank, Zenith bank, Acess Bank, UBA, GTB,OAU microfinance bank, Wema bank. i also know there are at least 30 atm machines.

OAU still stands out..

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Computer Market / In Need Of A Project Topic In Computer Engineering Or Computer Networking by litusista(f): 2:07pm On Apr 27, 2012
Hey Guys..i am a final yr student studying computer engineering. i am in need of a project topic in computer engineering or networking or ICT. i would also not mind if i could get a topic that would involve an electrical circuit design. Please anyone could give me ideas or even a link to any websites that have project ideas. The project may have to involve design and implementation too. I really need help now cos i have a deadline to meet. most of the topics i had in mind were rejected. i am a final yr student studying computer engineering

Also the whole essence of the project is to solve some of the basic challenges we currently have in the ICT industry in Nigeria..
Career / In Need Of A Project Topic In Computer Engineering Or Computer Networking by litusista(f): 2:02pm On Apr 27, 2012
Hey Guys..i am in need of a project topic in computer engineering or networking or even ICT. i would also not mind if i could get a topic that would involve an electrical circuit design. Please anyone could give me ideas or even a link to any websites that have project ideas. The project may have to involve design and implementation too. thanks
Romance / Re: How Can You Be With Someone You Really Like Without Being Too Possessive? by litusista(f): 5:38pm On Apr 17, 2012
@killz, thks..
Romance / How Can You Be With Someone You Really Like Without Being Too Possessive? by litusista(f): 9:56pm On Apr 16, 2012
hi guys.. i have a little problem. Each time i try dating a guy i like, it doesnt work out fine. a few years back i started dating a very close friend of mine, but after like a year he went for nysc and came back telling me he doesnt think he can keep dating me because he's not sure i am the will of God 4 him, and that i was too jealous. i gave a lot into the relationship (calls, texts,) and i was hurt for a year after that and did not date any other guy.

I later fell in love with a classmate of mine which i liked very much. we became best friends. we've been friends for almost 4 years now, and i really like him. we have both talked about dating but, he keeps hesitating saying he's not ready. recently, a friend of his (a female), came to spend a weekend with him in schl it was after that weekend, that i noticed he started behaving somehow towards me. i know he had always liked the girl. i told a roomate that was also a friend, and she said she'll talk to him.
she later told me, that he said he cant date me because i am too possessive and jealous. And that the other girl was not like me. i feel sad and i know i have to move on. but i am scared. i have never really had a relationship that i desire. the guys i like just walk out on me. i am in my final yr and i just wish to be committed to someone.

What do i do? When i like someone, i do all i can to be around the person and show him that i really care.How do i do that without being possesive? When i see another girl with someone i love, i feel threatened. How do i overcome this?
Romance / Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by litusista(f): 8:41pm On Apr 14, 2012
my first kiss was recently wit my best friend.. We've bn friends 4 four yrs, and we r quite close. I had not seen him in 6monts, so wen we finally met i realised how much i'd missed him. I went 2 his place one afternoon, and we watchd a movie 2geda and afterwards we simply lay on his bed 2geda. I looked at his face and i badly wanted him 2 kiss me. B4 i knew it, his lips were on mine.. i hurriedly stood up and left his room cos pple were around..Wen we later talked about it, he said i was awesome..

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