Lagusta:

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.

lwkMDHO dat ws a brave step mehn... Stinkin mouth? OMG!

We were playin hide n seek one evening when my childhood sweetie gave me the first kiss of my lyfe

Lagusta:

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.

lwkMDHO

mayordy:
dude wat u wrote is jst rubbish..u cnt get dat ailment tru a kiss..its a lungs disease gotten frm smoke esp from coal factories..so dnt come here nd start foolin people. And funny hw most ppl here alreadin fallin for it..na wa o,ignorance na correct disease.
At topic..ma first kiss was a mistake nd she really liked it dat she came bck for more.

OMG! Not another philosophunculist!! Why the floccinaucinihilipilification of my post? You don't know what volcanoes are? Isn't the similitude betwixt volcanoes and coal factories apparent? You should consider your brain superfluous, plonker!

Killz.:

I have no idea what you said, but i'm inspired. . .

lol

vb0mb:

Am very sure u are not from planet earth

Yeah. . .I'm posting from the red planet. Shit! It's raining methane again!!!

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.[/quote]

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there

pretim:

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there

Yuck! I'd kill her.

pretim:

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there

HEY, U STOLE MY POST U TWO TIMING SON OF A GUN WHO THE DEVIL DO U THINK U R GO FIND JOB, IF U NO GET ONE GO HUG TRANSFORMER, IF U CAN'T GO BOIL BAR BEACH, IF U CAN'T THEN JUMP FROM THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE!!!!

My first kiss was so.so. I was in pry 4 and we always have this extra lesson at my crib after school and my friend and her sister were party of it. So after the lesson we ended up in the same room and we were just gisting about everything until we got to the part of saying what we haven't done. I said I haven't kissed and would want to try it and I was looking at her while saying it. Before she could say anything, nut lipids meet hers and they were soft and moist. Took about 2 mins before everybody heard about it.

After that a couple more in pry 6 js1....

my first kiss was recently wit my best friend.. We've bn friends 4 four yrs, and we r quite close. I had not seen him in 6monts, so wen we finally met i realised how much i'd missed him. I went 2 his place one afternoon, and we watchd a movie 2geda and afterwards we simply lay on his bed 2geda. I looked at his face and i badly wanted him 2 kiss me. B4 i knew it, his lips were on mine.. i hurriedly stood up and left his room cos pple were around..Wen we later talked about it, he said i was awesome..

I was a grownup and he was my bf.
We were out checking out some construction work and then he decided to kiss me.
My lips became soo swollen.
I sneaked into the house and went to bed early to avoid any stare or questions.

hmmmmmmm, how did it happened. i cant remember. alot has happened so i cant really figure it out

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lola.luv:
My first kiss was my female bestie. We were teenagers and she would sometimes tease me about my lips.
One day, we were in class (no teacher) and she was being boisterous as usual, so someone dared her to kiss me. Before I knew it, she planted one on me in full glare of our classmates, who started screaming and clapping.
It was totally unexpected cause I wasn't even listening to what was happening around me.

YUCK!!! DATS LE-LEISM, ANYAAAMAAA

^^
Lmcao! How was it les.bianism? If something fishy was going on, we wouldn't have been so open and giggly about it.
For the records, it was just a couple of teenagers being silly....

Was 19 &in my 2nd year in d Uni. My besti was a male, we wer always togeda in &outsid campus 2d xtent we wer tag luver even though notin of such was goin on. Was feelin uneasy one day n i left him on campus witout informin him dt i was going home. He called afta he noticed my absent &i told him i was nt feelin too wel &dat i was already @ home. B4 i knew wat was happlen i hard a knock on my door, it was him. He came in, sat on my matrass, pulled me up &placed my head on his lap. He noticed i was running temprature. He got a napkin socked in cold water &was cleaning my face, so i closed my eyes. D next fin i felt was a soculent lips on mine. I cud nt blived my eyes. Though i enjoyd it, i walked him out of my apartmnt.......

^
he he he!
Sharp, badt-good guy.
So what happened after that? Y'all date?

^..... He leta calld to say he was sori, i acceptd his apology afta mkin him to promix such a fin neva occure again. Neva knew dat was jst d begin.....

Sijo01: ^..... He leta calld to say he was sori, i acceptd his apology afta mkin him to promix such a fin neva occure again. Neva knew dat was jst d begin.....

WOW dats a 9c romantic story, mayb he ws havin feelings 4u n cudnt tell u... My besteee in school is also an opposite gender, coursemates call us lovers bt nofin of such is really happenin sha.... Though she makes moves sometimes sha bt i jst shun em hehehehehe

@sijo
hmmmn...
Spill the beans, sijo?
Am all ears (eyes). Lol.

lola.luv:
@sijo
hmmmn...
Spill the beans, sijo?
Am all ears (eyes). Lol.

na so u lik tori?

Don't get all stingy on me, missie!
Of course, I like stories.

ArQueBusieR: Her name was Bjorghildur. One night, we sneaked out to kiss near Mt. Eyjafjallajokull. We both caught pneumonoultramicroscopic silicovolcanoconiosis due to our mesonoxian adventure. I still dream about her.

I cannot seem to decipher a word that you just typed. Besides how do you get a lung disease that is usually caused by inhaling silica dust from kissing

mayordy:
dude wat u wrote is jst rubbish..u cnt get dat ailment tru a kiss..its a lungs disease gotten frm smoke esp from coal factories..so dnt come here nd start foolin people. And funny hw most ppl here alreadin fallin for it..na wa o,ignorance na correct disease.

you are the one who needs to buy or borrow a sense of humor. Anyone can tell the poster was joking. And as a matter of fact there's no disease bearin that name. What he did was to combine some occupational lung diseases like Pneumoconiosis,silicosis etc. You see why you should check yourself before labellin others ignorant?

My first kiss? Hmmm. Cant remember my first simple mouth to mouth thing but my first french kiss? That was awful. We ended pourin litres of saliva into each others mouth. Maybe i was 11 or something then

My first It was tooooo ordinary nd wit d wrong person too, i dnt wanna remember it

gree-die:
My first It was tooooo ordinary nd wit d wrong person too, i dnt wanna remember it

come, let me make it right.

bennyraz: come, let me make it right.

lol, tnx but i ll pass. I ve had oda beautiful ones

gree-die:


lol, tnx but i ll pass. I ve had oda beautiful ones

lolz. talk about d beautiful ones then.

razznaija:

I cannot seem to decipher a word that you just typed. Besides how do you get a lung disease that is usually caused by inhaling silica dust from kissing

We kissed near Mt. Eyjafjallajokull: An active volcano! But you do get cytomegalovirus by kissing.