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Happy birthday Area Fada

Wishing you more years to come of great health , peace and wisdom

Cheers

Wickedfact:
You are a hypocrite and you will always meet with shame and disappointment anywhere you go.

You won't be the first to say I won that account unfortunately you are wrong

Next time check the spellings of an account

Anytime you violate rules here you will.alqays be banned

Chige777:
Hello everyone. Please bear with me because this might be lengthy. I have being dating a Jehovah witness lady for about two years now.

She is such a wonderful and caring lady. The type that would make sure I am happy at all times.

Around November last year, she found out that I cheat. She even found out that I cheated that same week she came to my house. After much apologies and all, she forgave me and we continued. We kept having issues and reconciling. We finally broke up in February because they don't marry outside their church (I am not even thinking about marriage now) and someone in her church has approached her for marriage.

They are planning the wedding but she still comes to my house and we Bleep each time she comes. Today she came and her husband to be was calling her she refused taking the call. I asked her why is she doing this to the guy, she said even if she gets married tomorrow she will still be fuc...king me. Although I don't know the guy but I feel pity for him

Some years from now this monicker will open a thread titled

I CAUGHT MY WIFE SLEEPING WITH HER EX I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

the great thing about karma is that nobody believes it exists till it deals with them

Ironic isn't it ?

[quote author= post=90822168]Straight to jail this criminal go.

For the small small thieves here on nairaland, defrauding people locally and internationally , that see Invictus and Hushpuppi etc.....as their Role models in life,
Na so all of una go end.
No be curse
Na FACT!
Do not be Lazy, Get going!

For those of us hustling LEGITIMATELY out there : May God bless our hustles.


CRIME DOESN'T PAY.



Then keep on defrauding people all over the world now.
Nobody is begging you to stop.
We all know where you will end...... keep on Lorenzo!
U go dey alrite las las...




You are a wise Virgin Boy.
Keep your virginity and continue keeping your hustle pure, in so doing ..... THE SKY IS YOUR STARTING POINT .

Correct Boy! [/quote]Well said

Squillaci:
Who says UTME performance is correlated with intelligence?

You emailed me, why?

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membranus:
Stop your threat, you are just boasting.

Those who actually do the job do it under cover, not on social media.

It appears you are jobless. Who knows you might really be a scammer too, hiding under fake public utterances.

If you are, change you ways, stop extorting other serious people or organisation hard earned money, otherwise Karma is trailing you and you will end up in that very jail you have earlier described.

Also as for your "banker" friends who are in the same scam you are, warn them that they will join you in the same jail.

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Nonsense

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InvertedHammer:
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So you have been turned to a female in prison?
No wonder you are overtly emotional.

Get a real man in your family to talk and I will reply.

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Smh

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cooltola:
Way too much exaggeration with the American Prison systems, many prisoners are not homosexual and do not want to rape. Some do not even like the sounds of rape .Juvenile is not same as stateville or federal max prison, These are grown men , not teenagers. it is how you present yourself, how well you can fight or survive, how street smart you are and well you package yourself in prison that can save you. If you present yourself as a aje butta or softie in yankee prison , then you are going to be a easy target . If you can fight, you are street smart or naturally a sharp guy , then you can survive in prison. Nigerians are not softy in general and can survive . Most of the scammers might serve time in federal penitentiary in the US or minimum security prison like the one of BlagoJevich or Madoff.

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Trash

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cooltola:
Again you are exaggerating with rape thing, i am not denying that inmates do not rape in US prison, it happens . But you make it sounds that these scammers are going to be raped day and night automatically . some might , some might not even get raped at all, it depends how strong or smart the scammer, how street savvy or sharp the scammer is going to prison, how they can connect with other prison gangs for protection , who they know or who they do not know, their cellmate or even God's grace. Many Nigerians have gone to US prison and Survived. I will be more concerned if they get killed in prison rather being raped.

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I won't waste more time with you

festacman:
You sound embittered. It is not my fault that you lack capacity to analyse, to digest and to express yourself. Take heart, stay away from sniper and stay indoor to avoid COVID.

No I am not

I just don't like talkatives

It is unbecoming for a grown man to talk so much

Your wife sure has her work cut out sir

Cheers

TheEnlightenedO:
2016 Chief, and it was a 2nd degree felony... Organized Scheme to Defraud... Did 22 months for it

Hahahahaahaha

livinbygrace:
Guy you might be right but not a scary as you portrayed.I know people that have been jailed as fast back as 1980s and still came out .Many Nigerian men have been to jail in America for fraud ,drug and still came out.
I know of a man that dated this Nigerian Head diaspora woman in early 2000s he escaped from American prison in the 90s,till date he can’t enter yankee except Canada .

So no be today and it’s not new.All your politicians today made their money from sharp practices before they venture into politics.No be today yahoo start.

In the eighties Nigerian cyber crime wasn't existing

Today it's different the worst thing you can ever be sent to an American prison now for is cyber crime

I REPEAT

THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE SENT TO AN AMERICAN PRISON NOW IS CYBER CRIME

INVICTUS WAS SHOWN A VIDEO BY THE FBI,

IN THIS VIDEO A Nigerian convicted three years prior was talking about his experiences in prison

On how he has been raped daily , and had to take in a female name that Nigerian was oluwafemi by name but in prison his name was changed to Bertha

Invictus caved and started weeping and making names

I will ignore all those who argue here cause they are partners directly or involved with Yahoo boys fleecing innocent victims

Their day is coming

Ferdinandu:
Don't mind people trying to tell you how to change who you are. You are born a homosexual, it is not learnt. The same way a heterosexual, all of a sudden start feeling attraction to the opposite sex at early stage of life is the same way your own is opposite. Nigeria is full of hypocrites and I don't think you will ever find true happiness in a society like Nigeria. Try to learn to be strong, you will surely overcome, God still loves you the way you. Work towards leaving Nigeria after secondary school or latest after first degree and move to a country where people don't judge you because of your sexual orientation. You are going to pull through

No one is born gay

Sadteen:
Hello guys,

I just joined this forum to let this out my chest and seek help (just in case there's any possibility of finding one here). I am going through what I don't like to call (but I have to anyways) the darkest days of my life yet. I am going through severe depression. I am overburdened and overwhelmed by the human I have become

I'm a 14 years old, male, and I am attracted to the same sex. I found out about my attraction to the same sex when I was 6 after I grew very fond of one of my classmates that it went beyond what I knew everyone would call a bromantic relationship. It was confusing for me at that very young age to be experiencing that kind of feeling because I knew it wasn't morally or ethically right. I assumed my feeling an attraction for the same sex was one I would outgrow, so I didn't take it very seriously until I became a teenager and watched it surge.

I find that my attractions to the same sex is getting stronger like a raging storm. I have been to many church programs with hopes that my illness gets cured. Needless to say I always come back disappointed. This has left me feeling forsaken and too filthy to be redeemed

I am nothing but an outlier among my peers. Most of them have hit and are hitting puberty and are always talking about the opposite sex or fantasizing out loud about them while I am constantly feeling like the odd one. I'm constantly being called a Jew at school because I don't know how to woo girls nor am I seen rolling with them.

For the first time since forever, my grades have started suffering. I'm no longer interested in the things I used to be interested in. It seems the older I become, the more depressed I get. My parents think I am being rebellious and wicked failing at school because they know my IQ is at genius range. To them, I don't have any excuse to do poorly at school. But they don't understand the pain I endure being what I am. I cry myself to sleep most nights because I feel like a mistake, a filth, an abomination, a curse in human manifestation.

I am feeling suicidal but I can't leave my parents alone in this world; I am the only child. My mum waited 7 years before she had me due to infertility related issues. I was the miracle baby.
It is sad to see this is how I repay my parents. They have been my greatest supporters. I love them very much but I am losing my mind.

My faith is being shaken. I have asking God questions but I feel all alone, forlorn and abandon and left to carry this burden on my own. I had a normal childhood. I'm from a typical Nigerian home where morals and values of the bible are taught from childhood. I have been a devout Christian but my faith is trembling

And I have never being sexually abused at a young age. I don't attend an all boys school either nor have I ever attended one in the past. I was lucky to have a pretty normal childhood.

I just want to be like everyone else. I want to be like my friends. I want to be normal.

If there is anyone out there within or outside of space and time who's capable of rendering a helping hand or a shoulder to cry on please come to my aid right away.

You are too young to be on this forum

You are too young to understand what your sexual urges are

You are watching way too many liberal leftist pandering talkshows Ellen for your own good

You should be focused in your life and studies at this age

In four years time you would be 18 if at that age you post this then we can take you seriously...

Sexual orientation thinking for a 14 year old is a NoPe

Go on a holiday stay off pornography, start filling your head with good stuff

Lastly we all know this is likely a fake post for likes

GROW UP MAN

FuckHomophobes:
Prison gay sex is my fantasy

Now you are being stupid

I cautioned you about this didn't I?

FuckHomophobes:
Definitely yes bro.... . Prison sex is actually the best

Well whatever rocks your boat

I don't judge ,just don't be disgusting with your comments respect others choice to not want to hear about your fantasies..

I know alot of gay men whom I respect, I don't judge people by what they choose to do in their bedrooms

It's none of my business

2shure:
Shut up.
So sauce kid aka sinzu was raped.
Idiot

Sinzu has always been Bi quote me on that

You are very stupid for the insult and if you do it again you won't like my reaction

Sadteen:
What's your profession?

A fortune teller

cooltola:
Way too much exaggeration with the American Prison systems, many prisoners are not homosexual and do not want to rape. Some do not even like the sounds of rape .Juvenile is not same as stateville or federal max prison, These are grown men , not teenagers. it is how you present yourself, how well you can fight or survive, how street smart you are and well you package yourself in prison that can save you. If you present yourself as a aje butta or softie in yankee prison , then you are going to be a easy target . If you can fight, you are street smart or naturally a sharp guy , then you can survive in prison. Nigerians are not softy in general and can survive . Most of the scammers might serve time in federal penitentiary in the US or minimum security prison like the one of BlagoJevich or Madoff.

You don't know anything...

You never or have never been outside Nigeria

Bros rape is used as a tool against men to dehumanize them it's not about being gay

You do not know anything at all

Small wonder why alot of Nigerians never lasted in certain sets

Learn to talk about only that of which you are knowledgeable

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festacman:
This reaction from AU is expected but it is not totally damaging for Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's candidature. However, intensive diplomatic interactions and clarifications are needed on the part Nigeria to reassure other African countries because we have gone against AU's unity of purpose and key protocol, which Nigeria nominees had benefited from and continues to benefit from.

Let's face it, Ngozi is not any way better qualified than Dr. Fedrick Agah, the former nominee, on field of international trade. Moreover, there is nothing special about Ngozi that would make President Buhari willingly go against AU. The fact is that Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's candidacy is a product of some developed countries and Nigeria merely succumbed to high level diplomatic pressure or rather, superior argument. It does not guarantee victory for Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as past elections have shown but it makes sense for Nigeria to offer required nomination platform and support.

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Learn to shut up about that which you have little or peripheral knowledge about only

You talk too much

membranus:
Oga you are free to investigate me, you will meet a brickwall.

I have more than 20 years banking experience, so I am not in your class. All those investigative gimmicks you outlined here are only meant to scare the novice and not a person of my stature.

As for the Yahoo scam practitioners, you cannot hate them more than me because they smear the country image.

All I am saying is tone down your gayish expletive language, this is Nigeria and not America, it scares no one here.

And remember people of all ages and professions who are wiser and experienced than you use this forum too to get information and knowledge, so stop posing with your limited experience.

80% of Nigerian bankers are involved directly or as a proxy in cyber crime or they provide resources in terms of information to cyber crime cartels

You may or may not be a scammer and but fit the profile of an enabler

Don't worry we will know soonest

Cheers

BornRicch:
Why'd I be scared, I'm not a scammer and I ain't worried about nothing. I have never in my life goes with the flow, I like to debate and give people a reason to believe in whatever they're doing being right/wrong. If you can throw the first stone and tell me you haven't done any criminal activities your whole life that means you're a hypocrite. Every criminal have his/her day to get caught. I can't digest all the gibberish you wrote and not comment on it. I'm out... you seem like a pained fellow.

You are definitely a scammer so I can understand your apprehension

Let me be clear justice will.be served on all Yahoo boys destroying the nation's name internationally it's not a matter of if you will be caught it's a matter of when

sapientia:
This your imaginations will serve you better in movie writing.

Smh

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TheEnlightenedO:
Bros you're exaggerating, I did 22 months in Fl, Palm Beach County to be precise, if you know the system, then you know Palm Beach is a crazy place to be, on an Organized Fraud charge when I was younger and I can categorically tell you that jail was no such thing as being molested or nothing... It's almost like you're in a school hostel environment, there's a particular number of people in each block section and a particular number in each pod and people are assigned rooms, people routinely get transferred towards the end of their sentence to make space for new inmates. They have working libraries with law books and all sorts for those who want to expand their horizons, some spots have internet services where you could actually send and recieve emails, you get to order food in some spots, hot pizza in some places, there's multiple tv screens, one for Spanish folks, one for english movies, one for sports and news and another for a video game typically an xbox 360 with new games, in some spots there's movie nights on weekends where the inmates vote on what blockbuster to see. Then there's rehabilitation classes for those who are interested with points given to help reduce your jail sentence. The crazy thing is, you have alot of things so close but yet so far... The fact that you have access to cookies, coca cola, emails, sports, basketball or soccer, you find yourself lacking the real things that matter, YOUR family and loved ones, your job, your freedom, it f**ks with you psychologically because you find that you are fully controlled by people who tell you when to wake up, when to eat, bath and sh**, knowing that you cant walk out or hug your family does more damage to you than anyones opinion of you and it takes a big hegoat to not turn your life around if you experience a thing like that...

However in response to you bros, men in jail mostly frown at gay people and sexual predators are thoroughly dealt with, most people just want to get out and be free, only the LIFERs are predators most times and fraud cases don't get sent to maximum security spots except it's in billions and lives were lost...
If them boys have money also or family that gives a shit, they would have access to good food, drinks and never have to eat jail food... I for one never ate jail food for one day, I always had money on my account, and i worked at the law library so i was earning $8 an hour just to kill time and playing poker for fun... if bar dey sef you can get loud inside for a good price

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Bros you are talking nonsense

What year was this ? What were you charged for ?

Was it a felony ?

You do know what crimes are rated as such ?

All Nigerian scammers now are sent to Max lock up bro

You went as what? A citizen at best a misdemeanor

So shut up

BornRicch:
You sounds like someone filled with hate. You knowing all this and you're saying no Nigerians in America have come out to talk about it? America is not a saint, so Bleep you. I guess you've been scammed before... I feel you're a lunatic, paedophile gay waiting to lure your next victim. Bleep off..

Hahaha

No one comes to talk about how terrorists or pedophiles or rapists are treated either

You sound like a typical criminal Nigerian scammer a thief a Yahoo boy who is scared

And you should be afraid because your end is near very near

Keep on scamming

BornRicch:
STFU... You seem to be the one who watch a lot of American Movies. Lies from the pit of hell. You're saying scammers are categorized in the same breathe with terrorist? Bleep you. I guess your anus has served you well in there.

Like I said

All you scammers are living on borrowed time

Each and everyone of you will be gotten and sent to prison

membranus:
Keep your dirty mind to yourself.

It happens but not on the scale you painted it.

Your cellmate might not be so intentioned.

And if it happens outside the cells, not everyday because everybody is under constant watch.

Your fear mongering is good because it is deterrent, but please tone it down.

You sound afraid

Are you into cyber crime ?

Let me let you in on a secret ... I catch guys like you..

All there wire funds , email.hacking and check scans mobile money , direct wire and all your fraud schemes are bursted and each and everyone of you are going to jail

All your Instagram and Twitter accounts are accessible now

WhatsApp is fully assisting Interpol in all investigations concerning Nigerians

All your fake international phone numbers are bursted

Get ready