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Mint condition and comes with Madden 15

One controller

Working perfectly

Location okota Lagos

70k

Serious buyers

08183897498

omenkaLives:
Internet billionaire plumber you said you are the other time when LionDeLeo placed your broke asss where it belongs

I bet you're just recovering from the shame and have chosen to stick your head inside another rump.

How is my car your headache Mr billionaire? I'm sure you could buy ten today if you want to.

shut up both of you are spoiling my morning

Reward for a dead man?

this story does not add up

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"One Dr. Jimade Ola-Solomon, a medical doctor has been declared wanted by the Nigerian Police Headquarters for being the head of an armed robbery gang. I unearthed some interesting facts about him.

1. He is on Facebook.
2. He is on Linkedin
3. He owns a hospital called Vital Care Hospital in Kubwa, Abuja
4. He wrote an op-ed piece for YNaija in 2013 titled "SEARCHING FOR A NEW YOU: ARE YOU A CANDIDATE FOR COSMETIC SURGERY? FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW."
5. Guns and Ammunition were recovered from his hospital.
6. His five-member gang specialized in armed robbery and car snatching and have been apprehended by the Police.
7. He is currently on the run.

What I find interesting about his profile is that he looked like a normal happy go-lucky guy who is a member of the medical profession. He had patients he attended to. Who would have thought he was an armed robber. Please re-assess the people on your Facebook friends list. Some of your contacts may be kidnappers and dare-devil armed robbers."

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Cc lalasticlala mynd44

elriyaz:
please which techno or infinix phone should i go for that is not more 50k which has a good specifications. urgent advice pls...

A tecno.marketer spotted

Fast sale

QueenSekxy:
bitch the new word you learnt today??

I won't explain much,,na husby go hear am

You are not married and clearly you are over 35 and single so.you are obviously frustrated.

Shut the hell up with your imaginary husband that won't materialize because of your crappy personality

Sold

Sold

Available

Available

Urgent. Sale

Going

Going

Going going ..

Going going

Everyday I wake I tell myself surely Nigeria can not surprise me any further with how.much of a shïthole country it is. But by the end of each day I am.proved wrong

He can leave he is over rated

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Talltom:
Whatsap contact?

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bolargeez:
State a phone number person can call.

08183897498

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friendlyadvice:
op can i trade you a car for the ps
toyota corrola 2002
very neat
fairly used
new battery

call me 08032773199

Nah I ain't gonna call cause I believe this is a joke just like swatting

You want to get me to call a stranger I guess ?

Try again. Nut case

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friendlyadvice:
op can i trade you a car for the ps
toyota corrola 2002
very neat
fairly used
new battery

call me 08032773199

Wait seriously? Call my.number first

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friendlyadvice:
op can i trade you a car for the ps
toyota corrola 2002
very neat
fairly used
new battery

call me 08032773199

I

08183897498

Box open and all.assesories

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1 terabyte

Price 150k

Location okota

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mosho2good:
Animals that eat plants are called HERBIVORES
Animals that eat flesh are called CARNIVORES
Animals that eat both plant and flesh(meat) are called OMNIVORES
What are animals that swallow #36million called?


*CASHIVORES*


ca·shiv·o·rous
/ˌkärˈshiv(ə)rəs/
adjective
1. (of an animal) feeding on cash.
synonyms: cash-eating, money-eating, lootivorous;

2. (of a snake) able to swallow cash, especially through spiritual means.

Origin
Nigerian, early 21st century.


Sample uses

1. Akin is not Cashivorous.

2. Jamb officials are the most popular Cashivorous animals after the excecuthieves and legislooters.

3. It is almost impossible to notice Cashivorous Paramoles invading the CBN vault.

Related forms

noun: cashivorism
adverb: cashivorously
noun: cashivorousness
adjective: noncashivorous
adverb: noncashivorously
noun: noncashivorousness
adjective: uncashivorous
adverb: uncashivorously
noun: uncashivorousness


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Alot of nairaland so won't get this brilliant joke due to the fact that most of them are mumuvores with the average IQ of a 2 year old