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We want to see how buhari plans to.tackle the rising cost of garri

Awesome.couole , you can tell they where raised as kids with good garri.

Buhari needs to Reduce the prices of garri

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Buhari? Who hasn't tackled the rising cost of garri will remember to send a birthday message ?

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Will this new feature help reduce the price of garri?

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You are very welcome, have you had garri today ?

Do not forget always challenge any trader inflating the price of garri in the market

Mr Easy will have to drill puff Daddy's anus for sure

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Any trader caught inflating garri prices should be jailed

Daddy use your farm to reduce the price of garri

I bet he had fire works in his trousers as he was looking at the young male pastors
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Reduce garri price

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If you don’t know what an Agbero is, just take a bus to Oshodi or Mushin bus stop. Then look out for one black guy with red eyes with stitches on his face and a neatly wrapped smoking white paper in between his two fingers.. Ask him who an Agbero is, but don’t tell him I sent you.

In as much as you may not like to see them, you surely  have to respect yourself around them. They torment the bus drivers, Okada riders and traders to the extent that they even torment themselves.

Out of curiosity, I made some enquiries about area boys and some of the findings are highlighted below.


1. Some earn more than bank workers:

Some executive Agberos earn as much as  some bank executives. Also, some of the lower level agberos earn more than some contract staff of banks. However, they don’t have much to show for it as they typically spend most of  their earnings  on “Orisirisi” meat, women and other mundane interest. At Bukas and restaurants, a typical order by them  is “Madam, give me N50 Amala and N2,500 meat”.



2. The police is their friend:

If you think the police is your friend, then try report an Agbero to them. The matter may just turn on your head. You know why? Some of the "men in black" are on the payroll of Agberos. They even have specific days and time they go to their parks to collect their usual “Roger”.



3. They run shifts and have off-days:

Surprisingly,  these guys maintain a time-table like factory workers, and they stick to it. They don’t go to work on their off-days.



4. They live far from their place of work:

You would think every Agbero’s house is just a stone throw from the park or bus stops that they operate from. But on the contrary, many of them commute a long way to work. I encountered one who leaves around Ikotun but works in Surulere. The funny thing is, they get to work early. Sometimes as early as 5 AM.



5. They always have injury marks and stitches:

That’s their trademark and they boast about it. It reminds them of their escapades of how many bottles they have bursted.



6. Most of them were Mechanics:

Most of them were mechanics before they changed occupation. I remember a mechanic in my area while growing up. He was lazy and could not cope with the job. He quickly converted to an okada rider and later metamorphosed into a full blown area boy.



7. They have informants:

They are always the first to know anything happening in the area. Your neighbor might even be their snitch. You can’t even sneak a truck of sand into your house without them showing up.



8. Most of them die trying to get rich:

They keep trying but it is obviously more blessed to give than to receive. They are limited to just collect without adding value. To make matters worse, bulk of that money is cursed money and it vaporises into thin air like a candle in the wind. However, a few eventually get rich and even get traditional titles or political appointments.



Let’s hear from you in the comment section and don’t forget to mention what you like or dislike about area boys.

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They know the price of garri in the markets

Garri prices are high the youth are hungry

Say no to crime

Say yes to cheaper garri

150 million Nigerians want garri price reduced

The average Nigerian has no respect for human life, this is indeed a rare one.

Faith in Nigeria restored

Reduce the price of garri

This will be better with garri

Why we don't care and only want the price of garri reduced

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go improve on your use of english first, abortion survivor

You tried hard

But failed , are my balls salty enough for you?

And more posts unrelated to the high price of Garri!!!

Who cares?

But please what is the current price of garri in your area

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master master teach me kungarri

Kungarri,An ancient art of self defense innovated in the Tibetan hills by ancient Tibetan monks. the forms motions and movements where derived from the monks ancient art of Garri processing then combined with kungfu skills hence the name Kungarri

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garri oh garri , why hath thou abandoneth thy people ? obeying the evil plans of the political elite who choseth to price thee so exorbitantly?
So as we all know, this hasnt in anyway reduced the price of garri

will the kissing reduce the price of garri in the market?

How does this reduce the cost of garri

Garri prices are high! the people are turning to crime! they say give us more time! then with excess garri yee shall dine!! alas all lies , as the price of garri stays high!

this didnt reduce the price of garri in anyway!

this is why the price of garri needs to be reduced so everyone can be guaranteed breakfast in the morning so they can think clearly

and this reduced the price of Garri how?

real men worry about the price of Garri

Has this changed the prrixe of garri

simplemach:
eya, this is not just fair, leaving her because the breast is no longer healthy for sucking.

You should have been arbirted as a fetus then grind to a paste and feed to rabied dogs with garri