₦airaland Forum

DrinkLimca:
she is beautiful..

It's been long I saw her in movies...

oh i forgot that the last time I watched a Nigeria movie was in 2008..

Wtf?

Beautiful?
Men that girl is uckers

BruncleZuma:
No thanks



it took me two minutes

Shakes head and walks away

What a waste

nikkypearl:
No he only INFATILE
na Infrared

mumu

You look like you would like to do it on a car ...

Hehehehe

Rough rider

Badonasty:
His reply doesnt add up nor does it hold water

If his reply doesn't add up to you then you need a new brain

Oloriburiku osi

BruncleZuma:
Jungle don mature...and Taxify with Pepper Spray don dey trend.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdealisticBoilingArrowcrab-size_restricted.gif

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands to creat a gif like this ?

Do you need a job ?

Jamariwolf4:
don't talk on what you know nothing about.

I said husband materials and not boyfriend materials. There's a difference between the both, and in this case, I'm upgrading to husband materials soon.

PS, I do not roll with broke niggas, never have and never will.

Let me put it this way.. successful men can spot a gold digger a Mike away, we just choose to play dumb. Yes our live style on social media and others is attractive, yes but most successful men don't hangout at clubs say maybe once a year!
I frequent the hatch club in Ikoyi, Ikoyi club, private jazz lounges , now the membership status of these organisations ensures people like you. Can't get in and that's why I go there. So how do you then meet men like me? Through referral, I have female friends from good back grounds who introduce me to women.. make friends with the right women and you will meet men like me

PRESS THE MINISTER OF INFORMATION AND CULTURE, ALHAJI LAI MOHAMMED, ON WEDNESDAY, 24 JAN. 2018

We have read the press statement by former President Olusegun Obasanjo on the State of the Nation.

For the record, Chief Obasanjo is a patriot, and he has proven this time and time again. We appreciate what he said concerning the Administration's performance in two out of the three key issues that formed the plank of its campaign: Fighting corruption and tackling insurgency. Specifically, the former President said President Buhari must be given credit for his achievement so far in these two areas. We thank him for this.

Apparently, the former President believes that the Administration does not deserve a pass mark in the area of the economy, which is the third of our three-pronged campaign promises.

We have no doubt that in the face of massive challenges in this area, this Administration has availed itself creditably. We believe that Chief Obasanjo, because of his very busy schedule, may not have been fully availed of developments in the government's efforts to revamp the economy, which was battered by the consequences of over-dependence on a commodity as well as unprecedented pillaging of the treasury.

Today, most of the indices by which an economy is measured are looking up. Permit me to say, however, that Nigeria would not have exited recession through a mere order or if the Administration had not made use of ''good Nigerians'' who could help.

This Administration is making steady progress in its determined effort to revamp the economy, and the results are showing:

* Foreign Reserves have peaked at $40b, the highest level in about four years, and up from $24 billion just a year ago, even though when we came in, the price of oil had crashed woefully.

* According to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBC), headline inflation has fallen for 11 consecutive months, standing at 15.37% as at Dec. 2017. This is the lowest inflation rate since Jan 2017, and it has met and surpassed the target set for inflation in the Administration's Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP).

* Our determined implementation of the Treasury Single Account (TSA) has stopped the hemorrhaging of the treasury. Some 108 billion Naira has been saved from removal of maintenance fees payable to banks, pre-TSA. The nation is being saved 24.7 billion Naira monthly with the full implementation of the TSA.

* The elimination of ghost workers has saved the nation 120 billion Naira

* At about 1.8 billion dollars, the capital inflows in the second quarter of 2017 were almost double the $908 million in the first quarter.

* In the wake of a stable Naira and increased investment inflows, Nigeria’s stock market emerged one of the best-performing in the world, delivering returns in excess of 40 percent.

* Nigeria rose 24 places on the World Bank’s Ease of Doing Business ranking, and earned a place on the List of Top 10 Reformers in the world.

* According to Q3 2017 figures, agriculture export is up year-on-year by 25%, solid minerals exports are up year-on-year by 78%, raw materials exports are up 70% year-on-year and manufactured goods exports are up 22% year-on-year.

* Government agencies such as the Nigeria Customs Service are reporting highest-ever revenue collection, while JAMB, under the new management appointed by President Buhari in 2016, remitted N7.8 billion to the coffers of the federal government. The total amount remitted by JAMB between 2010 and 2016 was a paltry N51 million!

These positive indices may not have immediately impacted positively on Nigerians, but Nigerians will definitely get a new lease of life a short while from now. This is because the good news from the agricultural sector, which is recording a bumper harvest, will bring down the cost of foodstuffs, especially such staple as rice, and our massive Social Investment Programme will ease the pain of the most vulnerable in the society.

When we assumed office in 2015, some 6 million farmers were involved in rice production. Thanks to the Anchor Borrowers' programme of this Administration, we have grown that number to over 12 million farmers. The result is that our rice import from Thailand alone has dropped from 644 metric tonnes to 22,000 MT in just two years. This is phenomenal.

Apart from rice, Nigeria is also doing well in other grains,
especially Millet, Sorghum and Maize. We are now the second largest producer of sorghum after the US, the third in millet after India and our breweries are now enjoying local sourcing of those commodities.

For maize, we are producing 10 million tons while we need about 13 million tons for both human and animal nutrition. Nigeria leads the world in the yam and cassava production. We account for 70% of the world's yam production. In two years, we hope to be the world's largest exporter of yam! Overall, our ambition is that agriculture should rise from 25% to 40% of GDP, so that we can banish poverty and overcome our economic anxiety.

Our Social Investment Programme is Nigeria’s most ambitious social welfare programme ever. Currently, 5.2 million primary school children in 28,249 schools in 19 states are being fed daily; 200,000 unemployed graduates have enlisted into the N-power Job Scheme, and a quarter of a million loans already distributed to artisans, traders, and farmers.

Finally, our investment in infrastructure is simply unprecedented. This is because infrastructure is key to faster economic growth and development.

Here is a synopsis of what we have done in this area:

* Power Generation at an all-time high of 7,000mw and all can be transmitted

* RAIL: Lagos-Kano Standard Gauge is on. Lagos-Ibadan sector ready 2019, Kano-Kaduna ready 2019; The entire stretch ready 2021; Negotiations on for Coastal Rail covering 15 cities from Lagos to Calabar.

* ROAD: 25 major highways being funded with the N100b Sukuk Bond, and all geo-political zones are benefitting equally

This Administration is not unaware of the enormity of the challenges facing the nation, but we are up to the task. We have taken the bull by the horns, and long-suffering Nigerians will begin to experience a new lease of life as our efforts yield fruits. We will not go into a state of funk for whatever reason.

On the Herders/Farmers' clashes, this Administration is determined to end the crisis resulting from this once and for all, not minding the fact that the clashes predate us. we urge Nigerians to have faith in the Administration's ability to resolve the crisis, and to watch out for concrete measures in this regard.

On whether or not President Muhammadu Buhari should run for another term, it is true that many Nigerians have been calling on the President to run again, while others are opposed to his return. However, we believe this issue is a distraction for the President at this time. This is because Mr. President spends every waking hour tackling the enormous challenges facing the nation, most of which were bequeathed to his Administration by successive past Administrations. He is committed to fulfilling the mandate given to him by Nigerians in 2015. And that's where we are right now!

Finally, we have no reason to believe that former President Obasanjo has any motive beyond the well-being of the nation in issuing his Special Press Statement. We have also taken his admonition in good faith, and we thank him most sincerely for taking time off his busy schedule to pen such a long statement.

cc: lalasticlala mynd44 Seun Sarki fynestboi

dapsoneh:
Hmmmmmm... Pastors at work... But wait man, only 11 times in 10 years and 3 children, yet u stayed that long.... Its not adding up mam

Are you an idiot? Learn to read she is not talking about freeze !!

Learn to read !

MrHistorian:
Hypocritical Nigerians!!!!!!

Israel is one of the most homosexual friendly country in the world.

Use your head,Homosexual does not cripple economy.

Fãggot spotted

bedspread:
Hmmmm..... But Freeze might be a worse hubby...... cos the Curses he has carried by insulting a man of GOD might be too much for u to handle......Especially on your son ...,,

Sins of the Father usually continues and transfers on the children

Shut up

Efewestern:
Did I deny the fact that the country isnt growing ?, my point was that the message was passed without regards to black nations .

Am not trying to be patriotic, I just have some self worth, unlike you who asslick someone that keeps insulting your race.

Get some sense.

Let me elaborate since your IQ is obviously too low to understand me

If say you where born in a slum and tomorrow I call you a slim dog does that mean I degraded you or told you the truth

Nigeria is not just a shït hole but a putrid septic pit of fvck

Infact Nigeria belongs to a subset of a subset of pathetic garbage unfit for human psych

Efewestern:
yes sure. Nigeria is a shit hole because a racist tells you so, you are a disgrace to the black race, We know things are not working out well, but to team up with an outsider to insult your father's land says a lot about you.

Do you think India is any way better than most African countries?, but they will never Insult their land just because a foolish old Trump says so, you think Insulting your land will make them accept you?.. Think!!!!!! Think!!!!

You dare not insult my people in my presence and you expect me to smile with you, there are so many respectful ways to pass your displeasure about Africa, not insulting us in our face, and some worthless blacks are celebrating.

Spit.

All these " try hards "never fail to amaze me with their delusional rants

Please shut up and stop trying so hard to sound smart and patriotic.

A real patriotic faces the truth you cretin ,no matter how painful it is.

If America was deceiving themselves they where great when they were still growing they won't be the gaint of a Nation they are today .

So spare us your nonsense and grow up

Afam4eva:
This has always been my point. The worse place is America is probably better than Nigeria's best. if you hear the way Nigerians mention places like VGC, Ikoyi, Banana Island, VI and the likes, you would think it's heaven on earth. By American standard, those places are slums. The only reason why places like the Bronx, Compton and south-side Chicago are called slums is because these places are dangerous and are filled with low income black and hispanic people.

Well said

You nailed it 100%

GavelSlam:
You are a complete joke man.

Complete hater.

Can't stand the fact a man is doing great .

I never lived that life of crime and angst.

That may be your thing in your little world.

For me, I'm doing just great and I couldn't ask for more.

Brooklyn is a ghetto and that's the crux of my statement.

Don't even try to play it any other way.

dont care what or how you are doing, i am well placed in life and doing very well.

BK is not a ghetto, its fakers and make believe generals like you that spread such.

Nigeria is one big bucket of dung that no one cares for save the people stuck here

GavelSlam:
Honestly, you think highly of yourself when you've achieved squat.

I'm not used to d^ck measuring. You see, I never did juve. It ain't even a rep.

I've restrained myself and perhaps I'll continue to.

Let me know the day you get 2 rooms at the MGM and Stratosphere simultaneously.

That's when I'll give you a bye.

Tata tosser.

Make believe diva, go change your tampon!

You are soft like all them caramel cupcakes at Costco...

You wouldn't last two days in the world I grew up in BK.

You are just a phony ! I came from repping the C south BK 24\7 , ran my block when you were still getting your braids done.

I worked hard for everything all my life! I had to scrub to graduate

You are here talking and famzing like you know my life

Gtfo

GavelSlam:
And what does that say about privacy?

I'll tell you something.

Going to the States is not a big deal.

Been there several times .

Name it : Houston, Boston actually Framingham, Mass, Allentown Penn. New Orleans and of course NY.

Forgot to add Vegas.
Honestly can't count.

Been to lots of other places.

It's no big deal.

Maybe for some but not for me.

You seem to think you are in a peculiar position and it's totally laughable.

Until you go out you don't realise how many farms are bigger than yours.

Nuff said.

thats what i am saying kiddo. Your whole farm is a garden to me. i am bigger than you will ever be. i live your fantasies. I am your orgasm personified.

Nuff said

GavelSlam:
Hen stop acting like you are talking to a kid or a novice.

I'm only indulging you but you need to quit this act.

I keep calling you Hen and you know why.

Like i said too much TV is unhealthy and makes one think in unrealistic terms

You copied my number and went on truecaller to get my name so what dummy?

GavelSlam:
Big Hen you jump to conclusions too quickly.

You should know better than this.

But for privacy, I would have made an attempt to convince you.

In any case, I have stayed over in Brooklyn.

Somewhere on Malcolm X Blvd.

It's not a thing of pride.

You and I both know Brooklyn's a poor neighbourhood.

Even Bed-Stuy but for gentrification that whole place is a slum.

smh

like i said too much tv. let me educate you, when you here people talk the projects they mean places like red hook , van dyke etc, these are ghetto projects yet they are far far better than you ikoyi towers and barbeach towers, with better facilities and such. Its the black population there and the black on black crime rates which are very high that make these places classified as slums, not that they are as dirty as surulere, ikorodu, victoris island etc.

Nigeria is a huge dirty, filthy slum with dirty streets, filthy cities, no health care system, no laws for women and children, no security etc.

Where do you start comparing Nigeria to USA? I grew up ingersoll projects and i can tell you a so called graduate who has a good job here is just living an average life.

What can you say is your security as a citizen? do you have a mortgage that assures you will own a home in say 20 years? can you get a decent car apart from the Knock off models KIA and Hyundau sell to you guys? for your information the Kia cerato and all model s you buy here are not the same they sell in America. take any Hyundai or Kia car brand new copy down the model number then go and look at the exact model number sold in america. you will weep!! what they sell to you guys are death traps called cars.\
Same with all brand new LG Products, take any tv model you buy brandnew here, go and look at the same model sold in America. this happens with lots of comoanies, why? because Nigeria is a dirty filthy dump

GavelSlam:

I am very sure you don't Hen.

Just to let you know.

The Hen is no mistake.

Like I said you are a delusional kid and a wanna be

Just stay off and work hard

Trying to quote my name ain't nothing kiddo I am.well known and we'll established. But can you say the same for yourself?

Wanna be ? Stop watching TV and living a make believe life

GavelSlam:
Where in Brooklyn did you live?

You have a good job selling PlayStation consoles?

Yes I change consoles regularly..if you know.me you won't be surprised.

I have the largest console collection as a user in Nigeria .

So when I get new ones I sell off one of the old ones that's a fact .

I own every single console that exists my game library is daunting ..

Gaming saved me ! Was a time all I know was the c true blue c but you wouldn't know nothing bout that would you ?

I report my set and have the inks on my.body to prove it from time in Juve and federal lock up

I was on my to be third strike was going to do a run for someone when someone who owed me gave me his Nintendo gamenoy advance pleading he would pay up the rest

That's how I discovered gaming ...lol hence I entered the world of gaming and I actually started caring for something.

To cut a long story short my game collecting will buy your entire generation.

I ain't one to brag but since you took it there by doubting g my earnings well let go there.
You never would want to know me back then in BK because for you to see me you loose you life, an eye or you get poked for real .

I wasn't no joke , but you are light weight key board make believe general phony

Listen son, here in Nigeria I earn monthly what you entire generation can't . And gaming gave me a purpose when. I started gaming I was able to strat to relate to normal folks not just bangers anymore .

I eventually went to college and the rest is history

GavelSlam:
That's the best you can Do?

I don't hug the limelight, not my nature.

However, my travels are peesonal to me .

It's what people do.

Don't let your own limitations reduce the possibility in others.

Question for you: Have you been to the states and whereabouts ?

If you have, we'll take it from there.

It's not about the possibility it's about the irrationality of all your comments.

You have never been to the states dude never ever

You live a make believe reality that has skwered your sense of judgement

GavelSlam:
Mr. PlayStation you've suddenly gone quiet.


I asked if you'd been to the States.

Just saw this..

Grew up in BK , spent all my formative years there

Go back regularly

Have a good job here thats why I am here

Any other questions?

GavelSlam:
Guy come back na.

You've been firing since.

Simple question and you've buggered off.

Wtf?

Men your delusional rants are quite amusing

GavelSlam:
Lol.

Name it.

Texas, NY, Mass, Penn, Nevada, been there done that.

It's no biggie.

Been where done what ?

You seem to have picked up the phrase recently ?

Let me.guess you are also friends with the POTUS?

You and.Buhari hangout together?

I also heard Dangote owes you some cash is this true ?

Lol

GavelSlam:
Lol.

I wouI'd like to keep my identity as anonymous as I possibly can .

No point in arguing with you.

Stop being a "try hard "

"Try hards" always mess up ! You have never been to America!

Why keep up this charade? Seriously?

GavelSlam:
Doing your best to get me to prove you wrong.

All I would say is, the list of countries I've visited is likely equal to the number of teeth in your mouth.

And this is indeed a possibility but very unlikely.
You are very narroow in yourmental scope and quite crude and shallow like a cheap ferry cake sold at ojjelegna u der bridge.

I repeat you have never ever been to America and I dare ssyany country outside west Africa.

Lies will get you nowhere

GavelSlam:

I don't have to prove anything to you.

Way below my league.

Okay sir

But all I am saying is, stop the cheap petty lies it makes you look ridiculous!

You have never ever been to USA period !!

Watching DStv judiciously doesn't give an iota of the real feelings of walking down crenshaw and seeing hot honnies smile at you then you realize for the first time that Nigeria is the lowest of lowest pits of hell

GavelSlam:
Lol.

Why the hell do.you think you and everyone you meet online are mates?

If I thought we were mates I would know you have been to America, but alas I know you have never stepped in there. So we are not mates