Lalasticlala this post deserves front page na

Loluarmani:
so what! if they are paid? a man lays his life to protect his country; so that you could sleep well at night. n u are here spewing gibberish

Leave the F.ool....didnt u notice his moniker... na Boko Haram sympathiser... I feel like biting the I.diot sef.

hobermener:
Linda ignore these haters!! If them like make em fire catapult of envy, throw bomb of jealousy, them no fit stop us . But Linda try accept my proposal na tym no too dey o cos oda chicks dem no let me rest oh

Have you read of the Danish lady who saves kids tagged Witch in Akwa Ibom? Then you have a reason to tell Linda the plain truth... Flaunt your wealth wisely....

CastedDude:
This is exceptional. more power to ur elbow, Ma'am

At least, this is better than spending millions of naira on FAKE bags

I love this.... how I wish she dey nairaland to read this....

lielbree:
Y would any man ask how many sexual partners a lady has had?

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lielbree:
Y would any man ask how many sexual partners a lady has had?

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dollyjoy:
When he ask how many times you av had sex and you replied "I have done it only once" and that once self na rape.

That grin

lolz.... End Time rape

lolz... But thank God u knw there will be conequences..... its not much money and if its the first time he got himself into this mess... well the penalty wil be minimal..

I want to say a big thank you to everyone who gave me good advice on the issue I presented.... It has been resolved and the guy in question has packed out from the apartment... Kudos to you all.... And to that guy who saw it fit to bash me with words because of the errors in my write up, thank you too.... Next time contribute to issues bash the person privately if you truly care and not the other way around.

Urgent2015:
To start with, I feel disappointed with your write up. A master's student in one of Nigeria's top most university as you stated cannot differenciate between " am,i'm and i am, this and these, a and an". This is pathetic if i must say.

Thanks for noting my errors.....
My writting skills have nothing to do with my current predicament..
If you are yet to commit blunder in writting, then you can quote me again otherwise just swerve pls.

ITbomb:
Stop accepting recharge cards and gifts from him if at all you do collect before.

I don't take things from him, I rather give to him often.

sisisioge:
Yes, the police , the landlord and threaten to include his office too. Say no to rape!

Thanks so much, I was scared to death..

Am 23 years of age and a master student in one of Nigeria's top universities.
I stay off campus in a self contain apartment so that I can feel independent.
My neighbor who works with an insurance firm seems friendly but I never knew he had an hidden agenda.
He asked me out severally but I turned him down always.. recently he behaves weird, like trying to bust into my apartment without him knowing my door was locked.
It got too serious that I confronted him one day and he says exactly this words "If you don't let me into your life, I must get into your pant"
Please Nlders what should I do because I can't concentrate on my studies anymore.

That's absurd

Dear Sister... Go naked and SWEAR for him.

Biafra can only exist in the next 579 years....

this is funny... lolz.. reminds me of my ex boyfriend..

If its my dear country I wonder how APC and PDP will tag it.

it might be spiritual... though not an excuse to commit suicide.

Ferraricash:
do u squirt? I need a lady that can squirt because not all ladies squirt

so what are you implying, i should come and open my leg for u?

its normal at times... base on experience

you guys still believing those retar*s?

andromida:
I don't understand why you are angry, your MIL dos not want you to know about her relatives so what? If you have forgiven your wife and you are at peace with your decision face your immediate family and forget about the MIL anytime your paths cross you simply be polite and kind to her you don't have to be buddies with your MIL.

shut up!
Are you not a woman?
Maybe you will flirt or you are a flirt sef.

We were made to frog jump because of the different sizes and quantities of shot put found behind the Boys and Girls Hostel

siegfried99:


Hian!

sell the device he used in communicating

you and your mouth ehhh!

Story for the gods..