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wfjimmytobby:
i swear konji wan kill man

For Your Mind You Think Say I Be You

dleaf:
I wasn't trying Luck on my wife ,I was Meeting her Regularly , I wasn't Gambling ,I was Performing my function in bed as Man ,We had sex Normal before I started having Erectal Dysfunction and premature Ejaculation .I wasn't busy Listening to Radio at the expense of my duty as a Man ,It's a Normal thing to Listen to News ,I don't Spend D whole day by the Radio .I don't Consider 80K a Whooping amounts ,I spents more than 200K on Previous Medications with No results .I consider any amount spents on my health Justified than Spending on other Issues .Thanks for the Understanding .

Thankyou Gardenmedical Solution

Nigeria Is Such A Movie Script,
The Goverment Plays One Side
Its Citizens Plays The Other Side.
Imagine Delta State Is Now Full Of Redpillers.
Smh

More Like:
"Sshh Mallam
Give Me AK47, dat N500 Own!
Den Add Two Magazine Make E Be N1500.
Abeg Put Am Por Naylon O"!
Lol Nigeria Is More Like Disney World,
It Will Never Stop To Amuse Me

SHe Is Not Foolish At All!
SHe Quit His White Collar Job To Start A Blue Collar Job Which SHe Becomes The Boss,
And With This She Generates More Income Than Two Of Her Former Office Job Combined.
Moral Of The Story:-
You Can Also Quit Your N200k Government Job And Start Hawking A Trade, It Will Pay More!

*Sipoffmywhiskey*

Please Someone Should Tell The Nigerian Goverment When They Are Ready To Sell It Citizens They Should Pls Sell Me Exclusively To The Qatar Royal Family.
I Cannot Come And Kill Myself To Become Patrotic Nigerian..
But I Promise To Be Of Good behaviour In Qatar

Guys Pls I Wanna Know,
I Ve Gat This LG Flashdrive And I Have Lots Of Data In It But Unfortunately Some Of The Data Just Stop Opening But They Are All Intact.
The Cause Might Be A Worm Or A virus And I Want To Format It Tho But I Want To Know If Incase It Still Persist Can The Flashdrive Be In Anyway Reparable?

Active Members:
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Expired Members:
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*If Your Name Is Not In Any Of The Above FBI List Of 'Most Succesfull Nigerians' Past And Present
Pls Dont Panic,
Your Own Case Is Being Handled By The EFCC.
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#postmadeunderDinfluece

Jesus Wept For Nigeria 500 Millenium Ago!
Trough Or Force?

Its Obvious Governor Mettawalle Uses New Advance Sharia Law Dictionary For His Refrence

TMSMedia:
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Queen Mother Must Be Very Kind By Wiping Your 'Solo' Away And Giving You Joy.
But The Money Given To You By The Queen Mother Was It Fake Or Original Bank Minted Notes?
Was It Naira Or Dollars?
What Brand Of Phone Did U Used In Answering The Call?
What Network Provider Was It?
Can Queen Mother Get You Some Bitcoin Or She Only Specialise In BankNotes?
What Bank Did Queen Deposited The Money In?
The Above Questions Would Have Been Asked By The FBI If It WAs In Sane Country!
But What Do I Know

And Na Igbo Amaka O.
Wetin Afonja Dey Do With Their Own Skull Mining Sef

*GrabmywhiskeytoDmouth*

Like Dissolve Cube Of Sugar ?

But Today He Is As Worthless As The Nigerian N20 Note

That Is Why You Always Give Them Armnesty.
I Pity People Wey Vote You As Governor Sef.
But Sadly They Are Still The Same People Who Take Up Arms As Bandits Because They Know Their Leader Always Find A Way To Defend Them Since They Share Similar View!.

Akalia:
How old are you?

Until You Sabi My Age No Chop Launch You Hear? Smh

obembet:
U can't be champion forever.
Make I dash u guys this.
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I Think Say U Be Woman? Which Code Be This? E Be Like Bet9ja Recharch Card

leave mama put una nor hear!. money sef u nor get u dey complain!

Gesus!
Adekunle Gold Is This How You Met Her Olympus?
So You Want To Use The Innocent Baby To Cover Up Abi?
So U Could Turn Simi To Cuppy
#kolework.

*GrabMywhiskeyToDmouth*

mezico96:
It is too early to be drunk brother

The gods Has Spoken

So Sad.
Delta With Robbry Cases Sef,
Yet They Gat One Of The Highest Number Of Security Cheakpoint In Southern Nigeria. Smh

Pure Fresh Palm Wine Na Him Sure Pass.
Forget All This Pakaging I Wont Buy Your Drink Except U Reunion The Okoye Family.
Even If Everybody Buys It U Will Still Not Succeed Until I Buy One Bottle.
Ask Around, I Am Part Of Your Village People.

*Grabmywhiskeytothemouth*

Woman? Na Since 30BC Na!

"Story For Another Day"
Pls Ma Dont Be Like Our Leaders.
Be Transperent And Give Us The Date Of The Day You Would Complete The Story!

#sorosoke

Congrats Ma.
But Why Not Post It Once Since It Is Ready. Must This Trend

Gesus! So You Guys Are Gay ?

Its Obvious Serena's Dream Has Always Been To Win.
She Never Hope For Failure In Her Career That's Why She Is Frustrated Now.
But Life Is Unpredictable,
Even Some Of Us Been Talk Say When We Grow We Go Buy Aeroplane Give Our Mummy.
But Today We Nor Even See Enough Data Watch Xvideo

To The Lazy Youths Who Will Not Read All The Article
Here Is The Summary Of What 'I' Read:
-The Thread Is For Infertile Couples Who Do Not Go For Cheakup Before Marriage.
-OP Was Married For +7 Years Without A Child Because Of This Mistake.
-First OP Didnt Want To Marry But Mummy Forced Him To Marry.
-Now He Has Waste 15GB On Googling The Solution To His Infertelity.
-Sometimes Instead Of Trying Luck On His Wife, OP Is Always Busy Listening To Radio.
-His Friends Started To Advice Him To Try Another Lady And Also Go Clubbing And Drinking.
- He Finally Paid A Whooping 80 Thousand For Waybilling His Solution!
-OP Now Has A Child!
-OP Will Need To Run A DNA Test Later! .....
Congrats Op, God Of Google Is Proud Of U!
*Grab My Whiskey And Continue To High*

Pierocash:
are you sick or what?

Dont Tell Me You Dont Know That Lady You Are Replying. Her Talk Is Always Controversal

A Round Of Keplur For Them Real Slay Mamas Them.
Not All This Dem Zzzzr We Have In Nairaland

I Only Cheaked The First Name And I Am Suprised To See That Anthony Joshua Has Left Boxing To Become A Fraudstar.