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CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Apologizes For Calling Out Follower Who Tattooed Her Name by LMS1(m): 11:59am On Feb 25, 2021
Dear Nkechi,
Your Apology Is Accepted But That Apology Is Not Enough.
She Hustled For Your Money,
So Give Her The Money She Hustled For Not Apology.
Stingy Clout Chasers grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Experienced Slowness Or Inability To Access Nairaland Recently? by LMS1(m): 7:56am On Feb 25, 2021
Even People That Uses This Phone Below Will Still Say 'yes'

Foreign AffairsRe: Top Ten Most Protected People In The World (the Last Person Will Shock You) by LMS1(m): 7:41am On Feb 25, 2021
oloyedewaris:
Some people are not ok oo, you said top protected people, now you are calling corpse
The Corpse Na Part Of People Na grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Top Ten Most Protected People In The World (the Last Person Will Shock You) by LMS1(m): 7:37am On Feb 25, 2021
Russia Is Protecting Their Leaders Corpse Still They Are A Great Country.
We That Have Been Protecting Our Living Corpse In Aso Rock Since 2015,
Now We Regreat Ever Doing So.
Smh. *Spit!

PoliticsRe: EEDC Man Electrocuted On Top Of Electric Cable But Saved By Abia Lawmaker, Hon. by LMS1(m): 7:13am On Feb 25, 2021
Shit Happens
But Some Of Our Lawmakers Are Kind Hearted.
Some Are Useless!

Foreign AffairsRe: Top Ten Most Protected People In The World (the Last Person Will Shock You) by LMS1(m):
Wow! My Dear Beyonce Is In The List, Nice One
As For Russia Protecting Their Decomposed Corpes I Have Nothing To Say Since They Are Not A Third World Country,
They Know Wat Is Good For Them...
But Am Just Dissappointed The Corpse Is More Valuable Than One Living Buhari
With All His Fulani Foot Soldiers.
*spit* Tueh

Car TalkRe: China Unveils Luxury Motorhome With A Second Storey And An Elevator (Photos) by LMS1(m): 6:30am On Feb 25, 2021
mhen see levels,
but don't attept to buy this to Nigeria except you will not drive it out of lekki axis or V.I.
as in how you wan take carry am pass for Nigerian flyovershuh
EducationRe: How 2 Teenagers Discovered 4 Scientifically Valuable Exoplanets (Pix) by LMS1(m): 6:27am On Feb 25, 2021
I need to migrate out of earth..... am tired of vehicle horns on earth cities. cheesy
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Man To Marry His Sister In Law? by LMS1(m):
stupidmod3:
read wetin u write

They Both Are Diffrent Body Entirely Except For The Fact That They Share Same DNA.
Haven't I told you guys comment was done solely under the influencehuh
CrimeRe: I Slept With 15 Men Without Condom, Says Lady Who Wants To Sell Baby For N40k by LMS1(m): 7:50pm On Feb 24, 2021
In Other Words U Have Made N75K From This 15 Men. And U Own A Fridge. Why Coudnt U Use Atleast N500 To Buy Only 15 Condom And Save Stressing That Innocent Child?. All These Vagina People Una Too Wicked Walali. News Like This The Make Me, You And 204,551 Thousand Nigerians Fear Woman.

CrimeRe: I Slept With 15 Men Without Condom, Says Lady Who Wants To Sell Baby For N40k by LMS1(m): 7:41pm On Feb 24, 2021
Nonsense And Ingreidient
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Man To Marry His Sister In Law? by LMS1(m): 7:33pm On Feb 24, 2021
benji93:
It's not incest. Go back to school. cheesy
so because of learning about incest I should live my Crypto trading and go back to school?.
u wicked o...you know how much I dey make for teaching dudes stuffs for Kali Linux? smh
AgricultureRe: My Goat Put Twins To Bed by LMS1(m): 6:37pm On Feb 24, 2021
Dear Goat Pls Stop 'Putting Twins To BED'.
Dont Contribute To Nigeria's Problem Biko
Instead Be A Nice Goat By 'Putting Birth To Twins'
Congratulations OP.
You Are Now Officially A "Fulani Goats-men" grin

PoliticsRe: Gun Men Attacked Anambra Police Patrol, Kill 2 Officers ,snatch Rifles - Photos by LMS1(m): 6:17pm On Feb 24, 2021
Goddamn It!
Such A Bad Time Being A Nigerian.
The Nigeria Of Today Is "Either You Kill Me Or I Kill You,We Must Make Sure We Kill Ourselves"
This Is Too Bad For Giant Of Africa Like Us.
Even Rep.Of Congo That Is Dwarf Of Africa Does Not Expirience These Sad News.
*spits* Tweh!

FamilyRe: Woman Receives $7,000 Compensation For Housework In Chinese Divorce Rulling by LMS1(m):
Marriage Nowadays Favours Women More.
Men Only Walk Away With Empty Headed Kids.
Thats Why News Like This Makes Me, You And 304,255 Million Nigerians Refuse To Marry.
As For That Lady Above Me Take Am.... grin

RomanceRe: I Am In Love With 5 Different Guys, Who Should I Choose? by LMS1(m): 4:28pm On Feb 24, 2021
While We Are Comtempleting On Who We Will Choose For U Just Tell Us How Many Of Them U Have Infected.
(start First With The Ones With Malaria) grin
BusinessRe: When Was The Last Time You Were Sent Money From The USA? How Did You Receive It? by LMS1(m):
Last Saturday I Gat Some Dollar From A Bussines Transaction Off A Darknet Account.
Ask My Client ( US Dude) To Send It As Bitcoin.
Next Two Days I Transacted It To My Nigerian BTC Vendor And Gat My Bank Alert.
I Dont Care About CBN Santions Because Guys Are Still Investing In BTC. grin

CelebritiesRe: Kaisha Umaru Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With Stunning Pictures by LMS1(m): 4:00pm On Feb 24, 2021
25 Or Not She Look Nice,
And Hausa Girls Can Be Lovely Sha.
But My Fear Are Those Them Usman And Adamu That Walks Around With Rifles.
They Have Succesfully Tinted The North Black Thats Why I Want To Sell Those States.
But They Are Too Cheap,
Imagin My Client In Amazon Pricing Borno State For N150 Thousand!
grin
PoliticsRe: In 1984 Buhari Blamed Middlemen For Poor Economy Now He Blames Them Again (pic) by LMS1(m): 3:58pm On Feb 24, 2021
heniford2:
thought your a buhari brother lolgrin i followed you here too we go catch the cruise together todaycheesy
I Nor Relate To Anything Buhari,
Na So For My Street One Aboki Say Him Name Na Muhamedu,the Next Day I Stop To Buy Him Suya,
Them Fit Be Cousin Who Knows grin
PoliticsRe: Effium/ezza Crisis: How Occupying Ezza People Has Been Killing Indigenous Effium by LMS1(m): 3:41pm On Feb 24, 2021
This Ebonyi People Sef Fight Nor The Tire Them,
And If U See The Land They Are Dieing For Sef Even Obasanjo Farm In Sango Is Bigger Than.
The Statemen Nor The Tire For Fighting Over Piece Of Land.
Rest In Peace To The Death Tho.
Lots Of Shit Happens In Nigeria.
Smh
PoliticsRe: Niger State Governor, Abubakar Sani Bello Signs Two Bills Into Law by LMS1(m):
Wait First!, We Will Talk On When U Will Sign The Law To Prohibit Looting Public Funds By You Politicians Later.
Lets Face This Small Grammer First:
" The Law To Provide For The Niger State Violence Against Person (Prohibition) Law And For Other Connected Matter Theretho"
Why Dat English The Sound Like I Been Nor Go School.
Abi Na Because I Been No Study Law For The School Ni?
Too Much Programming And Kali Linux Commands Don Full My Head Abeg Wetin The Grammer Meanhuh
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Makes Crocodile Out Of Plastic Wastes (Photos) by LMS1(m): 3:17pm On Feb 24, 2021
Kokaine:
we can do more in Nigeria but the environment is disenabling. we are the worlds most hardworking people. we shine better when we leave to saner climes. do you know a Nigerian played a major role in the design of iPhone?
Lovely
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Makes Crocodile Out Of Plastic Wastes (Photos) by LMS1(m): 3:11pm On Feb 24, 2021
heniford2:
you want to catch cruise on someone emotion, Ahh!! how old are you i guess 14yrs if above your an insult to your family, why can't you reason for once i know ur mom and dad most have tried to raise you up in a good way but you, silly boy choose to waste away too bad
Why U Mumu Like This Sefhuh
So U Where Reading That News With Emotion? Asin U Were Really Emotional Seeing The Guy Merge Plastics Together?
I See,I Wont Reply U Again. U Seems Not To Know Your Left And Right. Grow Up Kid, God Bless U. Bye!
PoliticsRe: In 1984 Buhari Blamed Middlemen For Poor Economy Now He Blames Them Again (pic) by LMS1(m): 2:57pm On Feb 24, 2021
Is It Middlemen That Are Ruling Nigeria?
Is It Middlemen That Represent Nigeria In International Confrences?
Is It Middlemen That Secures Foreign Loans To Nigeria?
Smh Buhari With This His Chu Chu Chu Since 1940.

Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Makes Crocodile Out Of Plastic Wastes (Photos) by LMS1(m): 2:50pm On Feb 24, 2021
heniford2:
your a very crazy fool in a sane country this is art he can sale it for big fortune appreciate someone effort unlike you whose lazy without anything to show for your family most be disappointed in you ahhh!! whiskey drunk mangrin
Dear Heniford2 Dont U Insult People Online Based On What They Said.
Some Of Them Are Far Far Better Than U. Let Your Tiny Brain Tell U I Was Only Tryna Catch Humour But When U Dont View It That Way Then Something Is Wrong With Ur Bank Account. Go Fix It To Avoid Being Bitterd On Others Post. With Your Chu Chu Chu! cheesy

AutosRe: Young Nigerian Graduate Builds Own Car by LMS1(m): 2:34pm On Feb 24, 2021
Lets Apreciate Him Guys!
This Is How Carl Ford And Hery Benz
Started Their Car Company In The 18th Century.
Now Look At Their Cars, After 3 Centuries...
Dear Michael Keep It Up But Bear It In Mind That It Will Take Us 3 Centuries Too (300 Years) To Start Buying Your 'Motor' grin
TV/MoviesRe: Directors Making Me Climb Through Windows – Mercy Aigbe (Photo) by LMS1(m): 2:24pm On Feb 24, 2021
Everything Happens For A Reason.
So Dear Mercy I Think Your Producers Know U Are An Expert In Escaping Through Windows When U Visit Those Alhaji In Their Matrimonial Home.
Or Dont You Think So? grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Makes Crocodile Out Of Plastic Wastes (Photos) by LMS1(m): 2:18pm On Feb 24, 2021
Numerouno94:
This niggarr is always on cruise mode grin
U always make me day.
"A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted"- Chalie Okuta Chaplain (2001) grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Makes Crocodile Out Of Plastic Wastes (Photos) by LMS1(m): 2:10pm On Feb 24, 2021
dodelight:
It's obvious you're under some kind of influence.
Yes I Am But Would U Help Me Out? grin

RomanceRe: How A Man Proposed To His Girlfriend (pics) by LMS1(m): 1:53pm On Feb 24, 2021
Developer Proposal

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